Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

After the new year, when spring came, Dabao ran around holding a book and turned into a hundred thousand whys, while Erbao crawled all over the bed.

At this time when the peach blossoms were in full bloom, on an auspicious day calculated by Qin Tianjian, the ceremony of canonizing the queen was held.

The emperor held a grand ceremony in the palace, and Zhu Youzhen also wore a dress, pretending to be watching the ceremony beside him, blinking his big shining eyes, and focused on the five-color flags.After the ceremony, all the officials kowtowed to the queen.

Immediately, she went to the Ancestral Temple with her to make sacrifices, and such things as the Empress Dowager had to be reported to the ancestors.

Zhu Jianshen and Wan Zhen'er held incense and kowtowed. They first worshiped the holy gods, Wenwu, Qinming, Qiyun, Junde, and successfully ruled the world. After worshiping nine kowtows, the next one is Tianhong Dao Gaoming Guangyun Shengwu Shengong Chunren Zhi Xiaowen Emperor (Zhu Di) and his benevolent filial piety Ciyi Chengming Zhuang offering his wife Tianqi Shengwen Empress.

The posthumous name is used to write on the god's throne, and it is not used at all at ordinary times.

After prostrating three times and knocking nine times, Wan Zhen'er couldn't get up, and the emperor was out of breath.

Zhu Jianshen murmured in a low voice: "This time, you know why I am not in a hurry to make you a queen, right? You can't be so tired when you are just out of confinement."

Wan Zhen'er was holding the queen's phoenix crown, um, a big phoenix crown weighing more than six catties, and nodded without the strength. The concubine's neck and waist were a little painful, and her chin also hurt a little: "Understood." I used to mutter in my heart, yes I don't understand.

Zhu Jian took a sympathetic look at the phoenix crown on her head. Fortunately, she only wore it once or twice a year, so she would not be too tired. Fortunately, her ancestors knew how to love her. Very heavy.

Zhu Yuanzhang was whipping the lazy and stupid boy, when he suddenly saw many sacrifices floating over, he dropped his whip: "Huh? It's not a festival, why are sacrifices coming?"

Looking up at the sky, there were sacrifices floating down from every house, he reacted: "Oh, the empress is sealed."

When every emperor made a queen, such sacrifices would come, and he received the most times.

Zhu Qizhen was working in the dark, digging the earth to pile up the high platform, now he stopped, looked up to the sky, and sighed: "I don't know who the queen is."

The ground of the underworld is very strange. If someone digs a hole and digs out a lot of soil, the pile of soil on the ground will not disappear, but the hole on the ground will slowly fill up.Zhu Qizhen has already dug a lot of soil, because a high-end house, even if it is the house of a small rich man, the house must be built on a platform. The higher the status, the higher the platform built. There are more steps to go up before.This is not only to show off wealth and coolness, but also to prevent moisture and insects.

Those who don't have a platform and can enter the threshold with just one step on the flat ground are all poor people.

Zhu Yuanzhang sat on the top chair with his feet crossed, raised his hand and slapped him with a whip: "Why are you in a daze! Work hard!"

Not long after, the sacrificial text was incinerated, and Zhu Di took a look at it in his hand: "Concubine Wan Gui has been crowned empress. Hmm."

Zhu Qizhen cried out in surprise: "What! My God! Why are you so tender..." I still remember that before I passed away, Zhu Jianshen insisted on marrying her as a concubine for nothing, but I vetoed her. I decided on two queens as candidates, but I didn't expect this kid to go all the way to the dark.

Zhu Yuanzhang continued to slap him: "How can you do this, how can you be such a waste!" If this was in the world, when Master Hong Wu was in power, he wouldn't bother to beat him, but now it's not... why do you have nothing to do!

Zhou Dalian was quite calm, she had expected this day a long time ago, although she was helpless, she had no choice but to roll her eyes and go back to eat meat.

Zhu Qiyu was really shocked: "Wan Shi... Wan Zhen'er?"

Zhu Yuanzhang was so surprised to see him: "Huh? Qi Yu, what happened to this Queen Wan?"

Zhu Qiyu thought about it carefully: "I'm a little older, with a strong body and a more aggressive appearance." I can't understand my nephew's aesthetics, fragrant and soft, soft and weak, with a slender waist and light hands, a girl who can sing and dance well Is it not good?Are you so used to seeing her that you can't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness?

A group of curious people began to gossip: "You can show us what she looks like."

Zhu Zhanji: "Come on, son, let Dad see what she will look like when she grows up."

Zhu Qiyu didn't want to become a woman, so she blushed and waved her hands quickly: "Daddy, I don't remember what she looks like, she doesn't look good."

Zhu Zhanji went to grab his son and daughter-in-law again: "Qi Zhen, do you remember?"

Zhu Qizhen thought about it carefully: "I probably still remember that she is about the same height as me." In fact, Wan Zhen'er is taller than him, but she can't stand upright in front of the emperor, so she looks short .

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey, I can't remember anything serious, I just remember what women look like."

Zhu Qizhen: "..." Wronged.

Zhu Yuanzhang scolded him again: "Sun thief, change quickly, what are you waiting for, waiting for grandpa to invite you?"

Zhou Dalian sneered quietly, hiding behind Zhu Zhanji, blocking herself, so as not to be caught and changed into her appearance.What I hate the most is Wan Zhen'er, she must never become her... and I'm afraid of being beaten, so it's better to hide.

"I will never become a woman!" Zhu Qizhen said firmly, and was kicked by two overly violent ancestors.

"If you were a bitch, you wouldn't be in such a big trouble!"

"Hehe, do you still have the face to look down on others? Even if you are a beggar, you are a fucking man better than you, and you are caught and barked at the door. I have never seen a slave like you. Why? Son, it’s worth beating you for 1000 years!”

Zhu Qizhen was almost beaten and cried: "I will change, I will change, and I will change." It is very easy for a ghost to change his appearance, and his current appearance is just his own appearance. If nothing remains the same, the ghost's body is A foggy line of transparent cotton candy.

Before he died, he had seen Wan Zhen'er, and knew that she was tall and strong, with a hulking back, a resolute appearance, sharp brows and tiger eyes, and angular faces.Immediately changed, standing awkwardly in front of the ancestors, surrounded by people watching.

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hmm..." Uglier than my queen.

Zhu Di: "Uh..." uglier than my queen.

The rest of the people deliberated in their hearts.

It's not that she's crooked, her facial features are not correct, it's just that she is not a beautiful woman, not gentle and graceful.

Zhu Qizhen poured bitter water: "I really don't understand how such a woman can make my son bewildered. It must be her. Isn't this bewitched, what is it?"

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "She looks more secure than you, and more manly than you. He may be offering the queen as his father."

Zhu Qizhen felt that he had been shot in the chest.

There was a happy hahahaha around.The old ancestor's mouth was so bad that he scolded both of them at once.

Zhu Qizhen was about to vomit blood: "She has practiced martial arts since she was a child, I am afraid that she will go to the underworld and refuse to obey the discipline of her ancestors."

Zhu Di said indifferently: "As long as she doesn't lead the army to pacify Oala, why should I beat her?"

Zhou Dalian couldn't help interjecting: "Even if she goes, what if she wins?"

Zhu Qizhen: _(:з」∠)_

After pretending to be dead for less than 3 minutes, he was picked up and continued to repair the house.

Really enjoyed seeing it.

……

After the Queen's Conferment Ceremony, it will be announced to the world, and all prefectures, cities, and counties must know that the current mother and empress is the Wan family, the former noble concubine.

As for Concubine Wan Gui, she is busy moving house, what she has accumulated, what the emperor rewarded, what she has accumulated, the books she loves to read, copybooks for practicing calligraphy, her favorite playthings, ornaments, hanging paintings, precious knives, goldfish bowls , strange stones, and many clothes and jewelry.

The Kunning Palace has been cleaned out a long time ago, and now she just needs to put her things in order.

Zhu Jianshen was sitting on the bed eating melon seeds with a smile on his face, watching her happily shuttle through a pile of boxes, directing the maids to set up the Duobao Pavilion, arrange clothes and jewelry, it was obvious that Sister Wan was very happy.

Wan Zhen'er commanded for a while, and went over to grab a handful of melon seeds: "Jian Shen, we will live closer in the future."

"Yeah." Zhu Jian smiled seductively, thinking that in the future, no matter whether she came to me or I came to her, she would be much closer, which is really a good thing.

Wan Zhen'er hugged him happily: "This is really good, really good."

"It's really good." Zhu Jianshen asked in a low voice: "You smell delicious, what did you put on?"

Wan Zhen'er didn't want to say that she took advantage of the emperor's filial piety to apply pearl cream on her body, and planned to apply it for two years. When the emperor was filial piety and took off her clothes, he would be surprised by the whiteness.She smiled and said, "This is body fragrance~"

Zhu Jianshen lay on her neck and sniffed carefully: "The sweetness of bean paste, jasmine, glutinous rice balls, dumplings stuffed with chives, eggs and dried shrimp..."

Queen Wan pushed him with a smile: "If you're greedy, just tell me, if I have these smells on my body, it's a waste of time to take a bath!"

Zhu Jianshen smiled wryly, he felt that he should be able to be a filial piety, and he really wanted to eat meat!I really want to eat meat!The meat at the Empress Dowager's is only chicken soup, duck soup, and steamed pork belly, all of which are soft and light, not tasty enough!

Wan Zhen'er could tell that he wanted to eat something easy to eat, so she grabbed his beard and ordered: "Tell Guanglu Temple to make a fried small yellow croaker and send it to the Palace of Compassion."

Zhu Jianshen said quietly: "There is also twice-cooked pork." He is not yet old enough to grow a beard, but he has grown a beard for a year to keep his filial piety. It is a soft beard.

Wan Zhen'er held his fat face and touched it gently. After this fat man gave up meat and fried food, he was still fat, but his skin became more delicate.She likes this beard very much, she looks a little old, and she seems to be more suitable for him: "Do you want my concubine to make some dumplings for the Empress Dowager?"

The emperor's sympathy for her did not outweigh his desire for dumplings, and he was about to give an answer after holding back for a second.

Zhu Youzhen rushed into the door, slammed into the box, jumped up in front of his mother amidst the panic-stricken screams of a large group of maids, and rushed towards his mother: "I want to eat dumplings! Cough, mother, make dumplings for the empress dowager!" .”

Zhu Jianshen's face sank: "What are you talking about? Don't you know how to say hello? Don't you know that you love your mother? You want something when you come in. What did you do for your mother?"

Zhu Youzhen said in a nasty voice: "My mother...grow up healthy and smart? I heard people say that mothers are more expensive than children...isn't it?"

Zhu Jianshen fell into a state of madness in an instant: "No! Your mother's honor is because she is so good! She is so reliable! It's because I like her! And you are just a gift from me to Zhen'er!" distinguish!You're just a little icing on the cake!

Zhu Youzhen felt that this remark was a bit unreasonable: "How did you send it?"

Wan Zhen'er burst out laughing, stood up and walked out: "I'll make dumplings."

"Mother, walk slowly." The curious baby grabbed his father's arm: "How did I get here?"

"what?"

"How did I come into this world? You said that you gave me to your mother, so I must have a source. The golden crown is made of gold and gemstones by craftsmen, and the books are copied and bound on paper. What about me? How did I come from?" here?"

"This..." Zhu Jianshen secretly scolded him in his heart for not being worry-free. I had never asked Sister Wan such an annoying question back then.

Zhu Youzhen's eyes widened, as if he had discovered some surprising question: "My mother and queen gave birth to it, how did it happen?"

"Uh..." Zhu Jianshen shook like a tumbler, wishing he could just faint.The specific situation is not very clear, and I have not witnessed the terrible scene with my own eyes, but I probably know it.

The curious baby blinked his big eyes, pouted his little red lips that didn't need any lip balm, and looked at his father intently.

Zhu Jian pondered for a long time: "Having a baby is a woman's business, I'm a man, I don't know."

Zhu Youzhen asked logically: "I don't know? Then how can you say that I am a gift from my father to my mother?" Then what is our relationship?

"Uh"

"Birth, how did you give birth?" Zhu Youzhen scratched his head, looking for the answer by himself: "The queen mother said that her back hurts. Could it be that I got out of her waist?"

"Although it's not in the middle, it's not far away." Zhu Jianshen stroked his beard: "Well..." It's near the waist.

Zhu Youzhen asked again: "Then how did you send me to the queen mother? Was I as young as my brother at that time?"

The emperor thought to himself: You were younger than him at that time.

"Hey, that's not right. After the queen mother cried for a while, a younger brother appeared, and her belly became smaller. Ah! The younger brother lived in the queen mother's belly before, so did I?"

"Yes."

Zhu Youzhen seemed to feel a little scary, shivered, stretched out his hand and pushed his father's fat belly, secretly suspecting that his belly was so big that there was a younger brother in it.Then, he asked seriously and cautiously: "Then, how did my brother and I get into the queen mother's belly? How did such a big baby get in?"

Zhu Jianshen said deeply: When it was put in, it wasn't as big as a baby, it's about the thickness of his arm. I'm not Lao Ai, wait what I'm thinking!He said very seriously: "These things, you will know when you grow up and marry a daughter-in-law."

"Impossible." Zhu Youzhen, as a studious baby, said righteously: "How can there be someone who can learn without studying hard?"

The emperor really started to feel dizzy. Even if he could tell his son how to applaud for love, he couldn't tell what happened to the woman: "This matter, oops, I'm going to review the memorial. You can ask your mother."

Wan Zhen'er was rejoicing that she ran fast and was not caught by her son, asking such an embarrassing question, when she saw this little fat man running over unsteadily: "Mother, mother! Daddy asked me to ask you!"

Who would have thought that the first problem she encountered when she became a queen was her son asking 'how did the baby come from? '

This problem has been delayed until the evening, and the cooked dumplings are put in the holding box and presented to the Empress Dowager.

Sun Niangniang ate one: "It tastes good."

"It's good that the lady likes it."

After eating the second one, I felt a little rushed, because there were too many leeks.Seeing her grandson staring at it eagerly, she hugged the plate into her arms: "It's really delicious, so don't look at it, just eat your fried fish."

Zhu Jianshen was about to cry, and while gnawing on the fried fish, he asked in a low voice, "Ma'am, I have a question and I want to ask you."

"Well, it's so good, you say."

The emperor put down the fried fish and covered his son's ears with his hands: "Youzhen has been asking how he got here and how I gave him to his mother. I can't answer this. Please help me."

Zhu Youzhen was struggling, but he couldn't break free from the emperor's clutches.

Sun Niangniang was overjoyed: "Oh, you little bastard, you dare to say such nasty things to the Ai family."

Wan Zhen'er chuckled beside her, lowered her head and covered her face, pretending that she didn't understand, and didn't make a sound.

Wang Shanggong almost laughed out loud, and quickly lowered his head and coughed to suppress it.

Zhu Jianshen blushed: "No, no, that's what I meant. I said he was a gift from me to the queen, and he asked me how I gave it."

The Empress Dowager looked at him indifferently, and sighed: "Is there any difference?"

Zhu Youzhen finally broke free from his father's oily hands, and seemed about to cry: "Daddy! You rubbed oil on my ear!"

Zhu Jianshen immediately said: "Oh, I was not careful, you go back and take a bath."

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After little Zhu Baobao left, Zhu Jianshen frowned: "How do you explain this?"

Sun Niangniang couldn't help it: "Qi Zhen never asked this kind of question back then, and you didn't ask it either. Alas, it really doesn't work. You just say that the little celestial master did it to ask for a child, and then you will have it."

Wan Zhen'er said: "This is not bad."

"Not bad!" The emperor said angrily, "It's as if it has nothing to do with me."

Ethics are funny.

The Empress Dowager Le's appetite improved, and she ate all the dozen or so dumplings on this plate.

In the end, he said according to the medical book: "Dabao, Dad told you that when the father's sperm and mother's blood are combined, there will be a baby."

Zhu Youzhen's eyes lit up: "How to combine?"

"Kiss!" Zhu Jianshen nonsense without blinking his eyes: "My saliva joins your mother's saliva, and when she swallows it, you will be born." Hey, what I said really makes sense Ah, very believable!I'm not sure if it's the saliva or what.

Dabao had indeed seen his parents kiss, and suddenly realized: "Oh, that's it! I have to pay attention!"

"Yes, be careful, you must not be kissed by the maids and nuns."

His Royal Highness asked again: "How did you get it out?"

"It's a long story." The emperor heard the routine after hearing the storytelling: "I think back then, the world was as chaotic as a chicken, and Pangu was born in it. Eight thousand years old, the world opened up, the sun was clear for the sky, and the turbidity was for the earth...Female Wa made people out of earth... She couldn't keep making people, so she left a hole in the woman's body to take out the baby. This is a secret passed down from generation to generation, and only grown men can know it."

"I know, I know!" The intelligent Crown Prince shouted, "It's the belly button!"

"……Correct."

The cowardly Queen Wan wiped off the cold sweat beside her, and after sending the prince back, she praised: "Your Majesty is really quick-witted."

Zhu Jianshen grabbed her arm and shook it excitedly: "Why don't you help me! It's fine if you don't help me, you are still laughing beside me!"

"Hahaha" Wan Zhen'er still wanted to laugh when this matter was brought up.

Zhu Jianshen continued to shake her: "I didn't even eat a dumpling!"

Wan Zhen'er collapsed on the bed with a smile: "I'll make it for you tomorrow morning, okay? Leave me alone."

Early the next morning, the emperor was full, and threw a handful of throat-clearing lozenges made by the Tai Hospital into his mouth. After chewing, he blew at Wan Zhen'er: "What's the taste? There's no dried shrimp and chives." Does it smell?"

"No, it smells like mint ice flakes and tangerine peel. Will they get so close at the court meeting?"

"Yuan Bin and the others are standing beside me, afraid that they might hear them." Zhu Jianshen was a little surprised: "Why did you get up so early? It's not yet dawn." It was the time for him to go to court, but not the time for her to wake up.

"Today's congratulations to the wives." Wan Zhen'er, with a full set of make-up, sat in the Kunning Palace to accept the worship of the wives. She has built a good reputation over the years. Although it is not a compliment, she can't find many faults. The wives are well-known, and they all boast that the empress is generous and benevolent, dignified and quiet, and motherly.

……

Zhu Jianshen drew a picture slowly, wrote a postscript after the painting was finished, and then said, "Sister Wan, come and see this picture." He has been conceiving this picture since he ascended the throne,

Wan Zhener was reading a book next to her, and when she heard the call, she put down her book and walked over with her shoes on. She saw a chubby person in the picture, very round. Looking carefully, she was indeed hugging two people, one on the left and one on the right. The profile faces of these two people constitute a face, which can be regarded as three people, or as one person. "This picture is interesting." She looked at the promotion again, and the gentle and thick italic script said "police the customs and inspire the world" "Three people think of it as one, reach one heart and become two, forget each other's right and wrong, and be kind to each other." '.

Zhu Jianshen said slowly: "I ask ministers and brothers in the royal family to be harmonious, just like I and Jianji."

Wan Zhen'er nodded, and asked again: "Is there any allusion to the three people in this picture? I don't think of it at all."

Zhu Jianshen put his arms around her shoulders: "There is no allusion, this is my own research. The border is not stable, and Wala is going to invade the border again. I, maybe I have to use troops. External troubles and internal troubles can't come together. When fighting internally I was afraid that someone would take advantage of it, so I drew this picture, and tomorrow I will call officials Xungui into the palace to enjoy the painting."

"It's really well-intentioned."

As soon as the words were finished, someone came in to report: "Report to the emperor and empress, the brother-in-law of the king of the king beat the uncle of the country."

Translated, He Mingjue beat Wanda.