Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

The mural version of Hu Shisanniang pretended to be a lady for a long time, pouring tea diligently, talking less, smiling, and keeping smiling.

Uncle Chang couldn't stop laughing. He originally wanted to save face for his little niece, but it was so funny that he couldn't stop! "Old sister, I, cough cough cough, hee hee hee hee hee, cough cough cough, I... I'm going first. As time goes on, there is no rush."

Hu's mother was really going to die of anger, staring at her stupid girl, grinding her teeth: "Second brother, you go back first, let's talk tomorrow."

"Hey, hey, okay." Uncle Chang covered his mouth with his hand, but couldn't cover the weird smile that leaked out. This joke is enough to laugh for ten years.

He stood up and walked out, not wanting to be polite to her.

Hu's mother got up and sent him to the courtyard. Seeing Uncle Chang stomping his feet, a whirlwind went towards the distance. She turned around and said, "Thirteenth Mother! You idiot!"

Hu Shisanniang said awkwardly: "Mother, it's not my fault. I'm going to consummate the house tomorrow, and I don't know how women should change."

She was going to piss off her old lady, so Mother Hu poked her forehead: "Aren't you stupid! Are you stupid! You've already given birth to several broods of foxes, why don't I pretend to be a virgin!"

The sisters beside her laughed so hard that they almost showed their true colors, and no one came to save her.

Hu Shisanniang hid while explaining: "Mom! What you said is wrong. I used the prototype at that time, and I can do whatever I want. Now I don't know what to do with the human form. It grows on the stomach. Up or down? Is it growing horizontally or vertically?" Her appearance can imitate a person, because she has seen the facial features, facial features and limbs, and her internal organs are unchanged. The part that is being discussed now...she has no seen.

It's also fortunate that their whole family is a goblin, otherwise they would discuss such a topic in the yard, tsk tsk, if they were human, they would have been beaten up by the red-tape parents long ago.

Mother Hu just grabbed her two ears: "Whose silly girl is this! Follow me!"

Hu Shisanniang has received all-round education, and Hu's mother told her carefully about the things about men and women in the world. The little fox was very excited when she heard it: "Oh, oh! That's great! It's so exciting!"

"Stimulating fart! If you fall in love but can't stay together forever, it will damage the practice of the fox." Hu Lao yawned slowly and crawled out from under the bed.He slept unsteadily, possibly sleepwalking, and would often fall out of bed and roll under the bed.

Hu Shisanniang frantically slapped the mattress with her tail: "I'm going back! Lady Wang gave me a box of stupid palace pictures! I want to go back and study!"

"Stop!" Mother Hu sneered, "Do you think our family is shallow and doesn't have those things?"

She brought her daughter to the study room, raised her hand and pointed: "This box contains 210 books. Your father snatched them from the Yuan Dynasty palace. Half of them are human techniques, and the other half are esoteric lotus empowerment techniques tributed by Yang Lian Zhenjia. A box is something studied by qi practitioners and evil heretics, you can just read it here in detail."

Hu Shisanniang's eyes were straightened: "Why didn't I know before!"

"You knew how to eat before! You didn't know anything! You didn't read when you were told to read, and you didn't learn when you were told to study."

Hu Dieyun sincerely worshiped: "When the book is ready for use, you will hate less. The ancients never deceived me."

He was poked in the head again and scolded: "What ancients are you talking about! Who are you calling ancients! In terms of age, there are not enough people who say this to be your grandson."

She was not annoyed when she was rejected by the number of people. Instead, she started to pick up the book, study hard, recite it carefully, draw inferences from one instance, and never let go of the book.

Seeing the sunset from the morning, and the red candles gradually rising, she was still studying diligently, almost forgetting the changing time around her.

Seeing Jinwu Dongsheng all the time, the morning dew gradually faded, she closed the 350th book, did not say hello to her parents, and hurriedly returned to the palace of Prince Yu, turning into a ray of breeze into Zhu Jianji's net. Room, show your figure.

Unexpectedly, the scene in front of him was so astonishing that it shocked the fox fairy.

Zhu Jianji is studying the box of books and picture books given by Queen Mother Wang.Others think that he can't see, but in fact, after spending real energy to open the eyes, or squeeze the three souls and seven souls out of the way, but with the help of the camera, he can actually see, and see very clearly.

Hu Shisanniang was stunned in shock, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you watching this?"

Zhu Jianji hurriedly flicked his sleeves to cover the messy books on the bed, his face was flushed like a lotus flower, which was really like a lotus, he whispered: "There is a box on the table, let me see what it is. I didn't expect it I can't put it down."

Hu Shisanniang stuck out her tongue, and said with a smile: "This is the mother's treasure, and it is her natal family's dowry. I have a pity that I don't know how to do things, so I gave it to me."

Zhu Jianji shyly looked around and said to him: "What did you go, why did you come back?"

Hu Shisanniang was also embarrassed to say that she was going to study...traditional culture, she flew forward and pushed him down on the bed: "Hey heh heh~ cute~"

Zhu Jianji suddenly remembered the scene when he and she met for the first time, couldn't help but chuckle, squeezed his throat and said softly: "Oh, big monster, so scary~"

Hu Shisanniang kissed him twice indiscriminately: "Eat you~hehe~eat you~"

Zhu Jianji groaned and muttered no, he didn't know whether it was the monster's superior strength, or the fox spirit was too charming and provocative, but he had no power to fight back, and was easily stripped of his clothes, revealing his slender waist like white jade .

The vixen showed his ferocious nature, he opened his mouth and bit.

Not to be outdone, the little celestial master turned over and controlled her, and searched her body to see if there was anything terrible.After touching it for a long time, I only found a big fluffy tail growing on the chubby flesh. I think this is the lifeblood of the vixen.

To subdue monsters and catch monsters, it is today and today.

He raised his gun and stabbed her, wanting to fight her.

I dare not write any further.

After tossing until the sun was up, the maids outside wanted to call for the door, but some dared not. Normally, the king would call someone to serve him after he woke up, but today he only heard the voice of "fighting alone", as if he didn't need others to intervene.

Hu Shisanniang was useless with all her knowledge, she lay lazily on the bed: "Okay, okay, I'm going to have breakfast, today I have deep-fried dough sticks."

Zhu Jianji was lying on his side, as gentle and demure as ever, he asked, "Are you convinced?"

"Don't accept it! Let's fight again in another day. The green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever."

Zhu Jianji couldn't help but laughed: "What a fairy, you insist on listening to storytelling with me. It's really funny to listen to quack talk."

Hu Shisanniang scratched his armpit: "Don't bring out that I am a goblin while speaking, it will be dangerous if people overhear."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you let go hahahahaha" laughing and rolling on the bed.

Zhu Jianji took a thorough bath and changed into the red dress made by Queen Mother Wang herself. His features became more and more picturesque, and his face was like a lotus flower.

Queen Mother Wang could tell at a glance that the two of them were not idle last night, and the book given by the Ai family played an important role!Hee hee hee can look forward to holding grandchildren!

With a loving mother's smile on her face, she watched the young couple hide behind each other, their bodies were a little delicate, obviously tired and ashamed.What a beautiful young man, carefree, er, as a Ji, even when they are old, they will be as carefree as they are now.This is the benefit of the nobles of the Tian family. "Stop standing, sit down."

"Yes."

Hu Shisanniang saw a large bowl of chicken noodle soup in front of her at a glance, and a pile of maroon-red, crispy and crispy fried dough sticks were placed on the table, and she clicked happily.

Zhu Jianji was really tired when he heard that her food was delicious, so he also took a deep-fried dough stick and started eating.

The smile on Empress Dowager Wang's face couldn't be concealed, she was so happy, these two children were so innocent, obedient and eager to learn.Hahahahahaha easy to learn!

The two obedient people ate breakfast and went out to play. Due to the heavy wind and sand recently, pedestrians put a circle of light gauze under the brim of their hats to cover their eyes, nose and mouth. Once they put on such hats, no one would Recognizing yourself can effectively avoid the problem of devout men and women who regard the celestial master as a god when they go out and kowtow on the street.

Sitting in the box on the second floor, there are some snacks in the lotus leaf bag next to it, and the tea bowl and tea set are brought from home.

"Three emperors and five emperors of morality, fame and fame after Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties, five tyrants and seven heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period, rise and fall in an instant." The storyteller patted the tree awake: "The book continues from the above. What does the above document say? It is talking about the great hero Li Yuanba. With the strength of a thousand catties, I used a pair of [-]-jin sledgehammers. Just because I drank a few cups of yellow soup and lost my mind, I wanted to use the sledgehammers to smash God. The storyteller here feels sorry for him. He got off his horse. This horse is really It's not easy, it's not easy, since Li Yuanba is a hero, he naturally has the stature of a hero, with a height of eight feet, a waist circumference of six feet, and a full weight of two hundred catties."

Hu Dieyun smiled and pinched Zhu Jianji's slender arm: "There are three of you as fat."

Zhu Jianji squeezed her chubby wrist backhand: "It's somewhat similar to you."

After the two met frankly, they liked to pinch each other more and more.

The storyteller also said: "Ordinary horses, a horse can only carry a hammer on it, and it is dying, snorting and not moving. This time on the battlefield, the two kings fought in front of the battle. Li Yuanba, who weighed more than 200 catties, A sledgehammer weighing more than 800 jin was placed on this golden-haired horse, and the horse carried a heavy weight of [-] jin, tossed and turned, and dashed from side to side without any effort."

Someone in the underground complained: "This horse is more capable than Li Yuanba!"

"Hey, this gentleman is well-informed, and what he said is true." The storyteller said, "Do you know who this horse was in his previous life? What kind of achievements he has accumulated, what karma he has made, which state and county he lives in, but What's so great about it? Let me tell you slowly!"

Another stunned Xingmu: "It is said that during the period of the Later Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms, there was a..."

Zhu Jianji and Hu Dieyun came to listen, and what they heard was these endless nonsense.It doesn't matter whether it is the history of the former Han Dynasty, the history of the Three Kingdoms, the history of the Sui Dynasty, and the history of the Tang Dynasty. If you want to hear such nonsense, you have to come to this teahouse.

While listening, a group of people walked in from downstairs.

Hu Dieyun patted Jianji: "It's your brother."

The emperor and the noble concubine each wore Jinyiwei's clothes, and slowly went up to the second floor: "I wanted to take you hunting, but I remembered that you have to rest now, and it's not easy to ride a horse."

Wan Zhen'er was holding a few packs of moon cakes in her hand, and said with a smile, "You are so careful."

Zhu Jianshen was very satisfied, so he entered the room and took a seat. Naturally, someone was in charge of serving tea and pouring water.He poked at the mooncake package, which was rough mulberry paper, tied in two layers with fine hemp rope, very simple and shabby: "Why do you have to buy mooncakes from his family, I almost missed the opening."

Wan Zhen'er smiled and said: "You don't know, I heard from Mrs. Wang that this mooncake maker is very auspicious. The grandparents of their family lived to be a hundred years old, and the grandparents who are in charge are over 70 years old. They are neither blind nor deaf. They are the two who made snacks for us just now."

The daughter settles the accounts and collects the money in the front, the grandson works hard in the back, kneading the dough and making stuffing, and the old man and the old lady are in charge of packaging.

"That's right!" The emperor was a little surprised: "Their hair isn't all white yet!"

"This old couple had three sons and three daughters. Uh, two of the three sons served as soldiers, but they didn't come back. They all left grandchildren, and the three daughters were married well. Many people in the capital went to buy his pastries. , I want to have many sons and daughters, full of children and grandchildren, and grow old together."

Zhu Jianshen was moved with tears in his eyes. He opened the package and ate one. To his surprise, the taste was very good. The puff pastry was still warm, not very crispy. The filling inside was nuts and raisins, not very sweet, but very fragrant.I ate a meringue mooncake and another mooncake with pulp, um, it tasted pretty good too.

The fillings of moon cakes are fried peanuts, melon seeds, walnuts, pine nuts, and raisins. As long as these dried fruits are genuine, the quality of the dried fruits is not too bad. Don’t put too much sugar and flour to spoil the stuffing. Filling, then this taste must be good.

Each bite yields chunks of dried fruit that are delicious and crunchy.

The king and concubine from the next door followed Wei'er and shared a few more pieces.

At any rate, there were still two packs left, Wan Zhen'er took them back to the palace, gave one pack to Empress Sun, and one pack to Empress Dowager Qian, she only said that it was the joy of a long life and full of descendants, and it was not in front of these two little widows Talk about how the old couple stay together.

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In the twelfth lunar month of winter, there was heavy snow.

In the Forbidden City, inside Zhaode Palace.

Looking at it this way, it really rhymes.

If I continue, I still have words.

"Stack more gold ingots and silver ingots, and pile them up high to form two mountains."

"Also here, the chickens and ducks are not killed enough, kill fifty chickens, kill fifty ducks, and set up a good banquet."

"Bring a jug of tribute wine from all over the place, there is no too much, I'm afraid there is not enough."

"Pigs, cattle, and sheep don't care about their fur or color, just choose the fattest and biggest ones."

"Tell them to be paper maids and paper eunuchs, and go to the underworld to serve the queen mother, as well as BMW carving cars, lathe palaces, and more. Prepare dozens of catties of those high-quality spices and burn them all night."

"The Empress Dowager liked listening to monks chanting scriptures the most during her lifetime. According to her preference, she asked the great monk to chant scriptures in the temple."

"Give a thousand catties of sesame oil to the temple, and light the ever-burning lamp."

"Open a porridge factory inside and outside the city, and give porridge soup to those poor families. Remember, it is Wan Guifei who gives porridge. Don't confuse it with the anniversary."

Concubine Wan Gui wore a white brocade robe, warmed her hands with rabbit fur, and covered her legs with a tiger skin blanket, and said slowly: "The anniversary of the Empress Dowager Zhou is the day when the emperor is sad, you all cheer up, don't worry. It doesn't matter who it is, if there is even a slight mistake and the emperor gets angry seriously, I can't control you."

Standing next to them were four nuns and eight court ladies, and in front of them sat in two rows the eunuchs of the Twelve Eunuchs, all with respectful faces, guarding Concubine Wan Gui, and they agreed when she gave her orders.

Concubine Wan Gui is also very polite to them. It stands to reason that they seem to have a lot of status. While being flattered by the ministers in the outer court, they are called father-in-law, and at the same time they are poked behind their backs, but they are really not qualified to sit in front of Concubine Wan Gui drink tea.

Yu Qian had been standing behind Concubine Wan Gui for a long time. Hearing her order, he thought it was extravagant and wasteful, and he didn't care about anything in order to please the emperor.Seeing these eunuchs sitting in rows, I couldn't help but slander, they are really good at buying people's hearts.

(Concubine Wan Gui: Well, the emperor will think that I am very good, hee hee, the queen mother of Zhou who passed away is the good queen mother of Zhou)

The eunuchs listened to her orders for a while, and began to praise her: "Your Majesty has a clever plan."

"Your Majesty is really virtuous, caring and filial."

"The good name of the empress is spread all over the world, and the mother is honored all over the world"

Wan Zhen'er was polite to them with a smile: "It all depends on the praise of the elder brothers." She was an old eunuch from three dynasties, with gray hair all over her head, she also called her elder brother.

Yu Qian heard them start talking nonsense, so he floated down, hidden behind her and called out: "Imperial concubine."

Wan Zhen'er clearly knew that there were two maids standing behind her, and there should not be a man's voice, so this sound came out of nowhere, which made her tremble in fright, and turned her head to look.

Everyone hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with your mother?"

"Ma'am, are you feeling unwell?"

"Ma'am, are you okay?"

"Hurry up and tell the doctor!"

Yu Qian is also a little speechless, you are so brave, why are you scared by me, oh, I don't come to you often: "Your Majesty, don't be afraid, Yu Qian is here."

Wan Zhen'er calmed down and asked left and right: "Did you hear Er Bao cry? It's strange to say that Er Bao is now at the Palace of Compassion and Ning, how did I hear him cry?"

Everyone said in their hearts, 'You are a fool for raising a child', which translates to a loving mother's heart.

Wan Zhen'er said in her heart, "what's your order, Mr. Yu?" ]

[I didn't intend to scare the empress, but there are some trivial things that need to be disturbed. ]

[Master Yu, you have never talked to me, what is it today that tells you not to care about the relationship between the outer court and the inner court, but to speak in person?Just tell me, and I'll do it. ]

[Don't dare to be, dare not be.I want to ask my mother to order them to make a set of bow and arrow weapons and armor, and burn them to the Queen Mother of Zhou. ]

Wan Zhen'er was very confused and couldn't understand what the request was. How could she burn these things when burning sacrifices for the empress dowager?Shouldn't the clothes be burned? [There is nothing wrong with this, but I don't know what the meaning of this move is, so I ask the Taifu to express it clearly. ]

Yu Qian said in his heart, I think Qinzong always wanted to beat the Queen Mother of Zhou.What's even more shameful is that he has been "both civil and military" since he was a child, and he can't afford to build a house or beat a female ghost.Alas, but women and villains are difficult to raise. The emperor should know that there is a catastrophe when he accepts beauties: [Things of the underworld...]

[I don't ask anymore. ] Wan Zhen'er seemed to be stunned for a while, then suddenly came to her senses, and ordered: "Order the craftsmen of the bomber to make bows and arrows, weapons, and armor, and burn them together when the day comes."

The eunuchs don't know why, and they don't need to ask carefully, that's all.

On the anniversary of the death of the Empress Dowager Zhou, there was a lot of fuss. The emperor led civil and military officials to pay homage and incineration.

The piles of gold and silver were burned, and countless paper people and horses were burned, not only palace ladies and eunuchs, but also guards. This means that I have never seen the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. If I did, I had to burn one set.

The ministers saw that they took out all these things and burned them, and they didn't think there was anything. In the end, they burned a set of eighteen weapons made of paper, which was very strange.

The emperor was also a little dazed, this was not what he ordered, after thinking about it, maybe sister Wan was afraid that she would be bullied, so she asked the guards to take the terracotta warriors to protect her.Sister Yingying Wan is really a good person.

In the Palace of Kang Ning, Xihong, wearing white and mourning clothes, cried loudly in front of the empress's spirit: "Empress, why did you leave me behind, take me with you..."

Everyone looked sideways. How could a female officer be so sad?

Wan Zhen'er got up in person and walked over to help her: "Good sister, don't cry, your filial mother knows it all."

Only then did Xihong stop crying. Since the empress dowager was buried, she had been eating fast and praying to Buddha in the Kangning Palace, but her status was a bit embarrassing.The empress dowager is dead, so there is no need for a palace. If it is said to be a married woman, the emperor did not confer her the title.Today I came here to cry at the order of Concubine Wan Gui.

The underground Empress Dowager Zhou got a lot of sacrifices, and suddenly became rich and powerful. In the underground world, the hard currency is meat.Good meat, meat with no expiration date.

Now she has countless sacrificial meats, such as pigs, beef, sheep, chickens, ducks and fish, just like a millionaire.

It was written in the sacrificial oration that came that these things were prepared by Concubine Wan Gui.

Empress Dowager Zhou sneered: "I'm dead, she knows she's afraid of me."

Zhu Qizhen was full of jealousy: "That unfilial son, the sacrifices given to me are all perfunctory things!" Yes, the sacrifices given to him were prepared by the Ministry of Rites, and the emperor hardly asked, so he cut corners a little. Something is also normal.

Along with the continuous burning and offering sacrifices above, there are many things that are coming in a steady stream.

There was actually a set of weapons and armor among the sacrifices. When the Queen Mother saw it, she scolded: "I must have no good intentions!"

Zhu Qizhen didn't care which one, he grabbed it and put it on.

What's the use of this, Zhu Yuanzhang chopped him down with a knife.