Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Wan Zhen'er hugged her master and was about to cry: "Master, what's wrong with you? How can you get poisoned after drinking?" Master's face was as pale as that of a copper tripod, so scary to look at.I, I know that Master is greedy, so I wouldn't go to the grave just to drink a sip of wine, and then drink this sip of wine and poison myself to death!

It's not easy to become a fairy... It's enough to find excitement and eat puffer fish, so why bother! "Master, wake up, 555"

Zhu Jianshen was also shocked: "It turns out that the wine in the tomb can poison the gods!"

Damn!It's so exciting!

But Yu Qian understood immediately. He read a lot of books and knew that bronze ware is actually a kind of tempered metal. When it was first made, it should have a golden color. Moisture, earth, and yin are infested, and the color changes only when it is rusted.Some are cyan, some are blue, and some are red rust, it all depends on the ratio of the alloy. "Copper rust is poisonous?"

Wen Si ╭(╯^╰)╮ said: "Humph"

Seeing her arrogance and arrogance, Yu Qian secretly guessed that she was deeply poisoned. Usually, she is a modest... and carefree person.

Zhu Jianshen was a little nervous: "What's going on, what should I do? Do you want the imperial doctor to come and see?"

Wan Zhen'er twisted the handkerchief nervously in her hand, and hurriedly said: "I still have rock sugar and mung bean soup in my room, do you want to give Master two bowls?"

Yu Qian said: "Your Majesty, please be safe and don't be impatient, Xiangu has her own plans."

Wan Zhen'er was so frightened that she lost her composure, and interjected: "If master has a plan, why would he poison himself into a coma."

Zhu Jianshen stared at him with wide eyes.

Yu Qian was very speechless: "My lady, be safe and don't be impatient. When the fairy girl took me there, she told her that she was afraid that the wine would be poisonous if left for a long time, so she took me to take her away. Before she fainted, she said, put her in the sun for a few days. In an hour, when the blue color on his face faded, he would be fine. But he passed out before he could say whether he was poisoned or drunk."

Well, Xiangu Wen really cherished her life, she really drank the wine after careful preparation.

Are you so interested in wine from the Zhou Dynasty?You know so many gods, have you never drank the wine left by the Zhou Dynasty?

The emperor and the imperial concubine breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said: "Quickly send Aunt Wen to the roof to dry in the sun, hey, there is no sun now, let's put it in the moonlight to dry...?"

Zhu Jianshen felt that he had a language problem. "Master Lao!"

Wan Zhen'er pulled two cushions and one pillow as quickly as possible: "Teacher, give my master a cushion."

Yu Qian controlled the cloud and supported the light Wen Zelan, first spread the cushions and pillows above the pavilion next to her, then put her on the cushions and pillows, looked up at the full moon in the sky, and couldn't help but sighed faintly.

"Xianggu, you can sleep here and detoxify earlier. The imperial concubine is quite frightened by you."

Wen Si was still very clear in his heart, could hear voices clearly, and had a keen sense of his surroundings, but he couldn't open his eyes, couldn't speak, and secretly complained in his heart that Yu Tingyi couldn't do things.You find a safe and clean place to put me down, put invisibility, and wait for me to dissipate the poison myself, you must bring me here so that my not-so-cute chubby apprentice can see it , I will lose face in the future.

Although I felt that the wine was poisonous, I didn’t expect it to be so poisonous. I had a good chance to drink the wine from the bronze vessel in the ancient tomb. In the past, I just drank the wine and got dizzy and headache, or the honey juice of the wine went bad. I went to the river to wash my tongue.It's not so serious that the whole person can't move.Could it be that the group of winemakers used poisonous rice?Could it be that □□ was used when casting this pot?

Wait, it's not a metal, I've heard of a highly toxic metal that's often used as an additive, and that's lead!Lead poisoning can cause paralysis and foolishness!Mahler Gobi!Are you ancients all brain-dead?Did you grow up eating lead pacifiers?

This wine tastes so good, why is it so fucking poisonous!Could it be the legendary poisonous wine?

She was lying here, silently basking in the moon, cursing silently.

After Yu Qian went back: "Don't worry, the imperial concubine, she has settled down. And I used the invisibility spell, so no one will see it."

Wan Zhen'er breathed a sigh of relief, blushing and blessed Fushen: "Teacher, take care."

Yu Qian hastily returned the gift: "Xiangu is the old man's savior, some trivial things are nothing to worry about."

Zhu Jianshen's heart was burning with anxiety, and he kicked the imperial concubine away: "Teacher, I have a very good plan, and I ask the tutor to explain it to me."

Yu Taifu said: "I would like to hear the details."

The emperor motioned him to sit down and talk, poured a glass of green plum wine and pushed it over, and said in a low voice: "I plan to make King Yun a celestial master..." Chi Chi Chi Chi said very carefully, starting from seizing the title as a warning to others, Speaking of Tianshi Mansion and Yanshenggong Mansion, like Lu Bu, are slaves of the three surnames, and said that the royal family of Zhu Ming will not surrender to foreign enemies.

Wan Zhen'er sat on the drum stool next to her and listened to them quietly.

Taifu Yu nodded repeatedly when he heard this, and was greatly impressed: "Your Majesty's plan is very clever, and it can secure the millennium community!" Moreover, his daughter-in-law is a vixen! She lives a long, long life. If she can take care of her children and grandchildren for a long time, There must be no unworthy descendants like Zhang Yuanji.

After Zhu Jianshen heard this, he was not happy, but rather worried. He held his fat face in his hands, and put his elbows on the table like a schoolboy: "Teacher, do you want to cancel the Longhushan Tianshi Mansion?" Woolen cloth?"

Yu Taifu was about to answer, but stopped.

Wan Zhen'er was startled, she thought that there could only be one celestial master in the world, but now hearing what the emperor said, it would be fine if there were two celestial masters.But why did the emperor say that?Is it to check and balance King Tan or his descendants?

Zhu Jianshen said: "It's easy to kill Zhang Yuanji, he offended the king's law of the country, and it's easy to give the position of Celestial Master to a side branch. This is my world, but after thinking about it carefully, the Celestial Master's Mansion has a lot of prestige. Not to mention the local area, even in the capital, there are many people who worship them as gods. It just so happens that the current situation is unstable, and the Wala people are restless again, intending to invade the side. I think of their ancestors of the Tianshi Mansion and Zhang Lu, Zhang This is an ancestral rebellion, if they are pushed into a hurry, I am afraid that the Yellow Turban Army will come out."

Yu Taifu deeply believed it: "Zhang Yuanji not only overran, but also kept evil slaves, and secretly forged weapons. There were hundreds of people with swords in the mansion." Although Zhang Yuanji only used them to rob the women of the people, who knew Not a pretense!Since ancient times, the Bailian Dao and the Red Flower Society have rebelled in the name of gods and Buddhas. As the emperor said, they are not only the rebellion inherited from the ancestors, but also the first way of rebellion! "If the emperor wants to kill them, he can charge them with treason and kill them. If he wants to donate the title of Tianshifu to others, he must not look for it in the current Tianshifu. The offshoot within two generations is enough."

The emperor nodded: "There is one more thing. Now all the Taoist talismans in the world come from Zhang Tianshi's mansion. This is really a dominant family, which is not conducive to management. If I want to let Ji Ji, I can also collect talismans for others. Well, he is very effective... It would be great if I could demonstrate the infinite magic in public.”

Yu Taifu pondered for a while: "King Tan's practice is indeed good, but his Yue family is full of goblins... Well, that's not bad. I recently talked with the mountain god, and I heard from many people. As a result, the most cautious, dare not slack off in the slightest."

The emperor rubbed his chin: "Then beating people in the street... and those who don't pay for visiting brothels, aren't you too cautious?" My brother's uncles are not very particular.Although it is better than my brother-in-law, it is because King Tan is poor!

Taifu Yu was silent: "The former may have an explanation, but the latter is naturally not good and should be severely punished."

Also talking about how Qin Zhongbin outwitted Zhang Tianshi, Taifu Yu briefly described how he led only two people into the dangerous situation, and how these two men bravely captured the evil grandparent and grandson.

Zhu Jian was delighted to hear this, and said: "This man is quite quick-witted, a rare talent, very good, very good!"

Yu Qian also said: "It's true that he has an upright and straightforward personality, and he is jealous of evil. He was originally in the Ministry of Military Affairs, but he was later transferred to the Ministry of Punishment, which is very appropriate. The only thing is that the Ministry of Punishment only issued official documents asking him to arrest Zhang Yuanji, but he even sent Zhang Yuanji to justice." Grandmother Lao Yuanjun was arrested together, but this is not in line with the document."

Zhu Jianshen said: "Well, if I don't teach my grandmother's fault, I will kill the old Yuanjun together in the future. Alas... I rewarded her with a thousand taels of gold and fifty pieces of brocade. If I had known this kind of character, I should have Save yourself. Alas”

Peeking at Sister Wan, I remembered that when Sister Wan was first concubine, she was wearing old clothes, so frugal, so pitiful, I thought that becoming an emperor would be able to pile up all the good things in the world in front of Sister Wan, but I can’t , which is not at all what I thought.It turned out that those brocades that could have been used to make clothes for Sister Wan were given to that old woman.

The more the emperor thought about it, the more angry he became. Not only was he angry, but he also felt wronged. His brows and eyes drooped sadly, and his face was a little listless.

Yu Qian's brows twitched, and he said in his heart that the dignified emperor actually loves some property, so much so?Sigh, what a shame.He thought about it again, one thousand taels of gold and fifty pieces of brocade, converted into money and food, would be enough to feed ten thousand soldiers for a year.

The two monarchs and ministers sat and felt distressed for a long time. With the premise that the treasury was empty, no matter who they gave money to, they felt distressed.

"People from Tianshi's mansion gathered a crowd to follow Qin Zhongbin and his party with weapons, and called it 'escort', which actually meant to rob the prisoner." Yu Qian said again: "But Qin Zhongbin handled it properly, and asked local officers and soldiers to escort him wherever he went. They went in and out of government offices wantonly, and entered Beijing from post stations, so that those madmen would not dare to act rashly."

Wan Zhen'er couldn't help interjecting: "Your Majesty, send Jin Yiwei to pick them up." This is too arrogant!

Seeing that his face was sinking like water, Zhu squinted his eyes and thought about it, then smiled slyly: "At that time, all these people will be arrested, and each family will be locked up if they don't pay hundreds of taels to thousands of taels of atonement money." ! Closed to death! Hee hee hee!" The 1000 taels of gold must be returned!That is a very gorgeous and beautiful little gold mountain!

Yu Qian was noncommittal about this.

The two discussed in detail how to canonize Zhu Tianshi.

Zhu Jianshen said again: "The name Longhushan is really bluffing, and the place where Zhu Tianshi's residence is located can't be weak! How about this, it's called Zhenlongshan! Find a small mountain near the capital and slowly build a villa for him."

Yu Qian: "Which word does the emperor say 'zhen'?"

"True or false."

Yu Qian's face changed slightly: "Your Majesty, this word is not very suitable. If Zhu Tianshi lives in Zhenlong Mountain, doesn't it mean that there are real dragons in the mountain?"

Zhu Jian was startled, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes! It's not suitable, it's not suitable! Hmm... Aifei, you can help me think about it too."

Wan Zhen'er nodded: "The concubine went to look through the book to see if there is any fairy cave, and use it as a name." She was listening to the emperor chatting with the ministers with great interest, and she used to listen to it often, but at that time she was hiding in the Behind the screen, it was the first time I showed up today, and it felt so different.But I heard that I feel tired now, want to go, want to go back to sleep, is there any excuse, suddenly I heard the eldest prince in the next room shouting: "Melon! Eat melon! Eat melon! Guaguagua!"

Wan Zhen'er stood up abruptly: "Your Majesty, I'm going to see the child."

Zhu Jianshen nodded: "Go to bed earlier, don't wait for me."

Wan Zhen'er put oil on the soles of her feet, slipped away, went back and coaxed the eldest prince in her arms: "Do you want to eat melon?"

After Dabao can say one or two words, it seems like he has opened up, and he can learn a few new words every day: "Mother~ baby wants, um, eat melon~guaguagua~"

"Okay, don't eat too much, don't be fat like your father."

Wan Zhen'er pinched his fleshy little face and muttered to herself, Quack, quack, you're a big frog.

He fed him another half bowl of watermelon and asked Mammy to take him to bed.

She went out of the house again, and looked around the roof on Yingtai Island, trying to see where Master was, but she didn't see anyone.

The nuns and maids followed closely behind: "What are you looking for, Ma'am?" "What are you looking at, Ma'am?"

Wan Zhen'er casually found an excuse to dismiss them: "Appreciate the moon."

No one believed such words, everyone knew that Shangyue didn't look at the roof, maybe the empress heard something.

She went back to the house, wiped the sweat off her body again, untied her hair and went to sleep. The weather was too hot, so she only wore underwear and didn’t even bother to wear a bellyband. She lay on her back on the slippery silk like water and planned to sleep, but Couldn't sleep, not a while later, a little black fat man groped into the gauze tent in the dark.

Little black fat man: "Wow!"

Wan Zhen'er pinched her throat and asked delicately, "Who are you?"

Zhu Jianshen's heart fluttered, thinking of the unfinished business just now: "I am a thief who steals melons...this melon...is so big...so soft~"

Wan Zhen'er suddenly laughed: "Why did you come back so quickly, I thought you were going to have a long talk with the Taifu."

The emperor continued to work hard to 'steal melons', and replied: "I want to talk, but the Taifu suddenly said that his heart hurts, what is that called a feeling in his heart, and he left in a hurry, and I can't stop him .”

Yushu Qiongzhi, meandering and snuggling next to each other.The strength of the wine is getting stronger, and the spring is full of thoughts.The mandarin duck embroidery was turned into a red wave.

There are two flowers blooming, each representing a branch, leaving this pair of uninspiring nightlife aside, let's talk about Yu Taifu.

Taifu Yu hasn't had a heartache for a long time, er, the main reason is that he has no heart now, ghosts are just a ball of energy, the body of ghosts and immortals is just a ball of golden light, and all the human shapes he sees are just illusions.Now his heart was suddenly raised, as if something big was about to happen, but he was at a loss as to what to do. He circled the palace twice, but he still didn't know why he felt it.

He took out six coins from his sleeve and used them for divination. The result of the divination pointed to the 'family', and he hurried home.

The house is quiet and quiet. My son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter are all sleeping soundly, and my adopted son is also sleeping. I don't know what's going on...ah!

He suddenly saw Black and White Wuchang coming out like two small bean sprouts breaking through the ground, with a long tongue floating in his mouth and a long silk ribbon in his hand. Yu Qian often went to the underworld to see Qin Temple being beaten, and got acquainted with many ghosts.

He also knows that not everyone uses iron chains when their souls are imprisoned by black and white impermanence. The better ones are covered with silk ribbons.

Seeing Yu Qian, Black and White Wuchang was also taken aback: "Teacher Yu? Why are you here?"

"You are stupid, the family name of this family is Yu."

"Oh, oh, this is Taifu Yu's family."

"Hey, I said, why do you come out to work without reading official documents! You should take a look before you come out, and point at me for everything. If I make a mistake, can't you help me make up for it?"

The bad feeling in Yu Qian's heart became stronger and stronger: "The two messengers came here, whose life do you want to take?"

The two chattered and said, "One is Mrs. Yu Dong, a first-rank Gaoming Taifu."

"Oh! This is not your wife, is it?"

"probably?"

"Hey, this is really embarrassing."

"Yeah, yeah, we're here to ask for our lives cough cough cough cough to pick up people, the fate is beyond our control, Tai Tuo, will you give way?"

Yu Qian was a little terrified, the mouths of the two were quick and broken, and he finally responded to the first sentence: "It's my wife... Is her life numbered?"

"Shouxiang is 69 years old, eight months and eleven days old, and it is today."

"Oh, Taifu Yu, please don't do anything with us. People who have made small achievements in Taoism from ancient times to the present stop me. We have a lot of soul arrests, but our buddies are holding the testimonies of the underworld, and We still have foreign aid." Our Captain He Du is nearby!

Yu Qian sighed: "Life and death are fate, I will stop you from doing anything."

Heiheiwuchang breathed a sigh of relief, looked at each other, and said embarrassingly, "It made us think too much."

"Look at this loving couple... Go and pick her up, we are ugly and easy to scare people."

"You're the one who's ugly, you're the one who's ugly, you're the one who's ugly, buddy, it's just that you don't look good. Being ugly is disgusting, and being ugly is just average."

It's a pity that Taifu Yu is not in the mood to listen to cross talk now. He followed the two of them through the wall and entered the room. The furnishings in the room were the same as before his death. The book that I hadn't finished reading was also left untouched, and my heart felt sour. If it wasn't for the profound self-cultivation, I would almost shed tears.

Mrs. Dong Tai was sleeping peacefully on the bed, her head was covered with white hair.

Black and white impermanence said: "I owe you all."

He stretched out his hand, pulled the silk sash, and pulled the ghost out, then quickly dodged, deliberately making it easier: "Teacher Yu, bring your wife to the underworld within three days."

"If you want to keep her in the world, you have to ask the emperor for a seal."

"See you again~"

Yu Qian cupped his hands: "See you later."

Mrs. Dong was in a sound sleep when she suddenly felt light on her body. She quickly opened her eyes and saw her husband standing in front of her. "

Yu Qian, who was in his 30s, said softly, "My lady... I'll pick you up."

……

In the early morning of the next day, the unremarkable Yumen listened to the government, and the emperor was very diligent when he went to court this time.

Because... If you start going up at three o'clock in the morning and retreat at six or seven o'clock in the morning, it will not be hot at all!If you go a little later, just wait to be exposed!

After the emperor went down, Concubine Wan Gui woke up lazily, and the two had breakfast together.

Zhu Jianshen said, "I want to eat mutton pot."

"I miss the winter when there's a lot of snow."

"I want to eat candied haws and haw jelly, as well as the pilgrimage offering."

Wan Zhen'er listened quietly, sucking on the mung bean jelly: "Your Majesty, I don't have any of these, do you want to wear a red bellyband for Dabao, so that you can satisfy your hunger by hugging and kissing?"

Although Zhu Jianshen loved her very much, he couldn't help but roll his eyes: "You are too narrow."

Wan Zhen'er covered her face and smiled: "Dried hawthorns can't be cooked into hawthorn cakes, but can be boiled to drink, or you can try to make candied fruit. It's a pity that I ate all the hawthorn slices saved in winter, otherwise..."

Zhu Jian said deeply: Then you should be punished to dress like a haw jelly and be eaten by me.snort!Oh, those story books are really good, I have learned a lot of new things. Although it is difficult to be elegant, it is really happy.

The two of them were chatting nonsense in a relaxed manner, discussing for a while whether to ask King Yan to drink tea in the palace, or to go fishing and barbecue in the imperial garden.

There was a voice at the door: "Your Majesty, the villain has something important to report to the Emperor."

The emperor smiled and said, "Come in."

The man came in and prostrated himself on the ground: "Report to the Emperor, Yu Taifu's widow, Yu Mian's mother passed away last night, Yu Mian kowtowed at the gate of the palace and resigned. It will take Ding You three years."

The book implies that the ancient filial piety system was like this. If the father died before the mother, the son could only keep the filial piety for the mother for one year. If the mother died after the father died, the son could keep the filial piety for three years.

Zhu Jianshen was startled immediately, the smile on his face disappeared, and he looked at Wan Zhen'er in shock, last night, wasn't that the time when Taifu's heart ached! "Understood, tell him to mourn, not to ruin the ceremony, I will wait for him to come back."

Concubine Wan Gui also said: "It is a good thing for his parents to be reunited. I will go to the Japanese Palace to pay homage in person on the day of the funeral."

The Yugong Temple in the capital quickly called for a mason, and another statue was built beside Yu Qian.

Although I don't know what merits Mrs. Yu has, and I don't know what is the use of begging her, well, I can't make Mrs. Yu an old bachelor!