Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Zhu Jianji asked: "Sister, Brother Huang said that he intends to let me become a teacher. He may be too angry with Zhang Yuanji and intends to seize the title."

Hu Shisanniang laughed happily: "Yes!"

Judging from her tone, it seems that she has a history of hatred. "Sister, do you have an enmity with Zhang Tianshi?"

Hu Shisanniang couldn't hold back and said: "You don't know, back then, about 100, [-] years ago, I practiced in the mountains. ,Look at my character, I know that it is not easy for them to raise chickens, I only steal eggs, and each family only steals once a month! Is it moral? Is it high-spirited?"

"It's not bad, you can catch fish without exhausting it."

"I don't know which generation Zhang Tianshi is. I was fishing for fish in the stream, and he used his palm from behind! Heart! Thunder! Hit me! My tail hair was burnt!"

Zhu Jianji felt distressed when he heard that, and quickly touched all three of her tails: "Now it's his family's retribution, son is unfilial and grandson is unvirtuous, be happy~"

The fox jumped up and down in his arms: "Super happy~ so happy~hehehe~"

"My brother wants to make me a celestial master, what do you think?"

"Well...whether it is the Five Dou Rice Road or the Taiping Road, there is a plan to replace the emperor, how about you?"

Zhu Jianji was startled: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have such an idea."

Hu Shisanniang nodded: "Yes, yes." She was also in a daze, so dazed that she didn't know what to say.

Although Zhu Jianji was erudite and talented, he could master the Five Classics and the Four Books at his fingertips, but he never thought about becoming a teacher. At first he heard the news and thought it was good, but when he thought about it carefully, he was at a loss.

This is like asking a cook if he would like to be a county magistrate, yes yes, and then pinch?

The young couple huddled in the dumpling, and Hu Shisanniang fell into deep contemplation, sometimes turning into a human shape, and sometimes turning into a fox shape: "If you are a teacher, then I really have face, my God, I Will become a fox fairy married to a celestial master!"

Zhu Jianji couldn't bear it in his heart: "Speaking of it in detail, killing Zhang Yuanji is reasonable, but it is a bit too much to seize the position of celestial master. Not to mention, Zhang Yuchu was as knowledgeable and quiet as Master Hongwu in his time, and he was a master of Taoism. It is known as Confucianism, Confucian classics, and hundreds of schools of thought, many of them dabbled in."

Hu Shisanniang: "Huh? There are a lot of scholars."

"In the 24th year of Hongwu's decree, the private export of talismans and seals was banned, and the celestial master of Longhu Mountain was given a seal of Xuantan to guard against talismans and protect famous mountains. He didn't believe in religion when Jianwen was built. He was demoted for a time, but later Master Yongle used him again. Judging from the articles he wrote, he is really a righteous person."

Hu Shisanniang hated someone to praise Longhushan the most, so she swung her tail and slapped him, then bit his chin again: "Humph."

Zhu Jianji covered his face: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomatic

Hu Shisanniang pawed his face with her small paws: "Don't pretend, go to someone to discuss. For human affairs, ask Queen Mother Wang. For immortal family affairs, ask my parents."

"A good wife is indeed extremely intelligent."

Zhu Jianji praised calmly, and the two returned to the mansion, got out of the sedan chair arm in arm, and walked towards the apse with the canopy covered.

The prince lived in the main hall, and the back hall was supposed to be the residence of the princess. After having a princess, the queen mother should also live in another place.Regardless of ancient and modern times, in the upper class, aristocratic couples with big houses always have a bedroom, and they are not forced to sleep together. The owner is a space where he can be alone and pamper the palace people.

After the princess married into the mansion, Queen Mother Wang was going to move out, and moved to a small building on the west side of the palace, but was stopped by her son and daughter-in-law.She saw that the young couple were inseparable, and knew that Jian Ji never worked hard on women's sex, so she didn't move away.

The stupid couple held each other's arms and stuck together, and came to the apse: "My Lady~" "My Lady~"

Shang Gong said: "All blessings, my lord, my concubine, my lady is watching the lotus pond behind the house."

The two looked over again and saw Queen Mother Wang standing under the eaves with her hips akimbo, watching someone throw something into the pond.

"quack quack"

"Quack quack!"

Hu Shisanniang said: "You are throwing frogs into the newly built lotus pond. What are you doing throwing frogs?"

Zhu Jianji was secretly amused. He knew that the Empress Dowager Wang asked to dig a small pond in the garden of the apse in the spring. They transplanted graceful lotus flowers and raised several goldfishes.

In the queen mother's plan, she can sit under the eaves and drink sour plum soup during the rainy season, watching the rain beat the lotus, how pleasant it is.

It's a pity that she had a good time and found that there were more than a dozen mosquito bags on her body and red spots on her arms and legs.

There are many mosquitoes near the water, and when it rains, the mosquitoes also know how to avoid the rain.

Empress Dowager Wang was furious: "This mosquito has learned how to appreciate flowers and drink blood! It's unreasonable!"

When Zhu Jianji heard about this, he couldn't help laughing. Now that she asked someone to throw the frogs in, he immediately understood: "There are a lot of mosquitoes in this lotus pond, and my mother can't bear to disturb them. She wants the frogs to eat the insects."

Queen Mother Wang was a generous person. She threw twenty frogs into a pond that was ten feet long. Thinking about how disturbed these mosquitoes would be, she couldn't help laughing as she ran for her life.Out of the corner of the eye, he saw the cute little boy and girl who were arm in arm and poking their heads, beckoning: "Where are you hiding?"

The stupid couple came over, released from the conjoined twins state where you were holding me and I was holding you, and pretended to salute: "May the mother be blessed and safe."

Empress Dowager Wang reached out to hold the hands of the two of them: "Tsk, what a god, the weather is so hot outside, you two have been out for so long, and your face is not red at all, it's really rare. If you practice well, you can really be invulnerable to cold and heat." Is it?"

Zhu Jianji asked back: "My lady, have you gone out to listen to storytelling?" These words are really familiar.

"No." Empress Dowager Wang touched her temples, a little embarrassed: "The Ai family called two daughters who sing big books to relieve boredom."

Hu Shisanniang asked curiously, "Is it fun?"

The Empress Dowager Wang shook her head helplessly: "They talk about the beauty of the flowers before the moon and the moon. I want to hear some stories about gold and iron horses swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger."

The three of them entered the house, and naturally some of them came across herbal tea and medicinal drinks to clear away heat and relieve summer heat.

Empress Dowager Wang's eyes looked at Shisanniang Hu and saw that there was no trace on her body. It seemed that Jian Ji was really a gentle and delicate boy: "Jian Ji, you are very preoccupied. What's the matter?"

Zhu Jianji was a little embarrassed, and made a brief introduction of Zhang Yuanji's crimes, and said: "Brother Huang intends to let me become a master, but I haven't made up my mind yet, and I don't know whether I should agree. Come back and ask my mother to show me."

Empress Dowager Wang paused holding the tea bowl, this is really a brand new question, she has a clear understanding of the big and small affairs of the palace, but she has no idea about Taoism and Senglusi.After thinking about it for a while, there was a fundamental question: "Are you not a Taoist?"

Zhu Jianji was stunned: "That's right. Ah, ma'am, Master Zhang Daoling Zhang is not a Taoist priest either. It was after him that he became a Taoist priest."

Empress Dowager Wang nodded quickly, her face flushed slightly, and she was a little embarrassed: "I heard from your father that only Longhu Mountain in the world can distribute Taoism scriptures, and only those who have received Taoism scriptures can be regarded as real Taoist priests. If you want to be Daoist priests, do we also have to go to Longhu Mountain to receive Taoist scriptures?"

Zhu Jianji thought for a while: "That's not necessary, ma'am..."

Empress Dowager Wang began to reason: I heard that you can have supernatural powers only after receiving the Taoist talisman—and Jian Ji said no—he has always been mysterious, and there are often strange voices in the room—could it be said that Jian Ji has already learned magic?

Zhu Jianji does know some small spells taught by the fox sister, such as the five ghost transport method, the fire ignition formula, the universal descending nectar spell, and can cure a cold, cough, headache, and brain fever.

But the problem is that he has no acting experience, and it is inappropriate, very inappropriate, to set fire or rain in the empress's house.

Rubbing his hands and thinking for a while, the method of transporting the five ghosts is more suitable. He secretly chanted a mantra to force the five ghosts to obey the order and fetch a lotus from the lotus pond.

Empress Dowager Wang watched helplessly as he rubbed his hands twice, and a big lotus flower appeared: "Wow! Are you a magic trick or a trick?"

The five ghosts asked: "My lord, do you want more?" ]

Zhu Jianji was also unclear: "Come on!"

There are no lighting effects, and no weird sounds.

Many lotus flowers appeared in the room out of thin air, there were hundreds of them, densely packed floating in mid-air, as if the whole house had passed through a sea of ​​flowers.

These lotus flowers are white, pink, and red. They are gorgeous in color and exude a strong fragrance. They are all stretching and blooming, with graceful postures like beauties.

After the lotus appeared out of thin air, it stopped for a moment, and then fell steadily on the ground, as soft and gentle as if it was placed on the ground by someone.

Empress Dowager Wang stood up in shock, almost jumping up: "God, god, hype is falling!?"

The maids backed back again and again in surprise.

Zhu Jianji hurriedly said: "Enough."

Oh my god, the five ghosts summoned by the five ghosts transporting method are real. What kind of flowers did they bring to scare the empress like this?

"Oh, there are so many lotus flowers."

Hu Shisanniang breathed a sigh of relief, she had a plan in mind, if Ji Ji couldn't change anything, I'll help him!I'm afraid it will become a conflict, but luckily he succeeded!I heard that a certain ghost fairy black fat man had nothing to do and turned himself into a mortal to deceive the mortal world. Could it be that we really capable ghosts can't hold an angel?

Whoops, today when the emperor said he wanted to make him a teacher, he should have done this!Ah, my little cutie is so smart and powerful, this hand is so beautiful!The beautiful boy in the lotus, what did you say?The so-called beautiful woman is in the middle of the water?

Empress Dowager Wang was a bit vague at first, but now she was very confident and said firmly, "You are the right one to be the celestial master. Even if Longhushan wants to fight with you, you can win!"

Zhu Jianji was actually taken aback by this effect: "Oh, what mother said is, um, I'm really not bad." And Sister Fox helped me cheat, hehehe.Although I don't know that there are so many talismans and incantations in the Tianshi Mansion, I know real gods. If I can be taught by the gods, I will be a heavenly master and practice dharma in the capital. It is also a great thing.

Therefore, the most urgent thing is to consult with the gods or the people closest to the gods.

The eldest uncle in the system, Captain He, and the fourth sister Wen, who knows everything, are mainly these two people.Father-in-law and mother-in-law are just the demon kings who dominate one side, like the little kings of Fanbang, who don't know how to deal with these orthodox things.

In fact, what Zhu Jianji wanted to do the most was to write two Qingci tributes to the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun, and to ask the opinions of these two supreme leaders.

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The emperor continued to approve the memorial until the evening, during which he summoned ministers to Yingtai to discuss matters. As an emperor, he had to discuss too many things, from a certain auspicious offering to a change at the border, and who would a certain minister Ding You go home? Come to take over his duties, all kinds of meticulous, important and trivial things.

Every once in a while, I called Yu Qian several times in my heart. I thought that Yu Qian might leave for a while, but unfortunately I didn't see any results until dinner time, so I was sure that Yu Taifu was not by my side recently.

Zhu Jianshen was inexplicably angry, Taifu Yu was not by my side to accompany me, where did he go?Did he have a good time traveling in mountains and rivers?snort!

Angrily, he left Jingxing Palace with the wine bottle, and strode back to Qingyun Palace: "Sister Wan, you??" Wow!

Wan Zhen'er was wearing a thin white gauze dress that could not block even a single armpit hair, and a bright red belly wrap underneath. She didn't wear a skirt on her lower body, but only a pair of light, soft and close-fitting loose-legged trousers. Wearing a silver silk bun, a peony flower made of gold was inserted obliquely. The heart of the peony flower is a big ruby. This natural ruby ​​is round and big, and looks like a slightly irregular red pearl. There is a phoenix hairpin drooping under the peony flower, and a small emerald butterfly on the temple. This little butterfly is only the size of a walnut kernel. Pearl, when she moved a little, she trembled wildly.

Concubine Wan Gui is stroking her stomach in a silly way, and she is pregnant again! ! (～￣▽￣)～Happy!I am so happy!The Empress Dowager is right, if I can give birth to three children like Empress Changsun, and all three children are intelligent and kind, then my position will be too stable, and I don’t have to be afraid even if my looks fade away.

Just like the metaphor in the history books, more children are born, one is a symbol of love, and the other is a symbol of inheritance. ~(*^▽^*)!

She had been having fun all afternoon, and the nuns and maids next to her felt very worried. They all thought that the low-born Princess Yi was not only rude but also talking nonsense. from?It's true that King Yi is a god. Could it be that if anyone marries him, he will ascend to heaven with chickens and dogs?

Zhu Jianshen was furious at first, but when he saw her smiling so happily, he couldn't help but startled: "What's so funny? What did Princess Yi say?"

Wan Zhen'er covered her face and blinked her eyes: "She praised me for my big breasts and thin waist~"

Zhu Jian was startled, and also smiled: "It's really inappropriate to comment on the imperial concubine, but she is right."

Wan Zhen'er pinched his face with a smile: "Slick tongue, the emperor approves memorials all day long, why is he still so unruly?" As she spoke, she leaned over to help him undress, and took a hot towel to wipe his sweat.

Summer is very hot, and the place where you sweat with a hot towel will immediately feel cool. If you are fanned by someone with a small fan, the place where your body is wet is even cooler. If you take a bath with cold water, you will get hot instead.

This basin of water is not pure well water or spring water.Roll off the mint leaves, mash them into a paste with a tampon, filter out the juice with a silk bag, and mix the juice with borneol powder in water. It smells refreshing, and it feels cool and pleasant when rubbed on the body. It is a simplified version of SIXGOD.

Zhu Jianshen held her waist with a serious face, pinched the little fat that was two layers thinner but still clearly present: "If I am serious, I will be as unfeminine as Tang Seng, are you capable of giving birth to a child alone?" ?”

Wan Zhen'er was startled, covered her face and giggled: "I'm afraid my concubine doesn't have the ability."

The emperor was proud: "Hmph~"

"That's the concubine's dishonesty~" Wan Zhen'er looked carefully, but the historian didn't follow, and seeing that there were no outsiders around, she dared to say anything, so she pushed him directly to the cool table: "There is wine, Are you hungry? If not, let's do something else first?"

Zhu saw the dark color and the soul grant, and clearly felt that Sister Wan really lost weight!I've lost a lot of weight, and it's getting lighter and lighter when lying on my body!

The little black fat man and the little white fat man, no matter who is on top of whom, the one being pressed feels a little out of breath.

He has a lot of things on his mind, and he really can't spare time to waste between the sheets: "Well, I'm very hungry and very busy. I have something serious to discuss with you."

Wan Zhen'er was stunned, and turned over again: "Okay, the food is ready, I think the weather is too hot, so the prepared dishes are cold dishes."

Delicious boiled chicken, refreshing cumin mutton, mellow and soft red braised pork, crunchy pig ears, fried three yellow croaker fish, next to a large plate of cucumbers, and shredded green onion mixed with tofu skin, a large bowl of loofah seaweed Bean curd soup, scallion pancake, cold noodles with sesame sauce, jelly.

It looks so cool, and the table is full of greenery.

Zhu Jianshen directly reached out and brought the fried small yellow croaker in front of him, and pulled the poor three little fish with his chopsticks: "So few? Even if you want to give your brother a post in the army, I didn't agree, so you shouldn't treat him so harshly." Me."

Wan Zhen'er laughed loudly: "That's all, if you don't eat, I will take you into the bedroom, hehehe~"

Zhu Jian laughed deeply, and muttered: "That's good." Recently, watching Zhang Yuanji's criminal case, he forcibly had sex with a woman. Well, I don't know what's the point. He has a beautiful wife and concubine and he still does that. It might be interesting.I want to give it a try, but I can't beat Sister Wan, so I asked Sister Wan to force me... Hehehe, it sounds very exciting!

Wan Zhen'er's face was flushed with shame, and it was really embarrassing to say this: "Why didn't the historian come over, he shouldn't eavesdrop at the window, and record all my words in the daily record, and our son will grow up later. When I grow up, I see that my parents are really outrageous."

Zhu Jianshen held a small yellow croaker in his mouth, and smiled like an orange cat that picked up a whale: "The official historian has suffered from heatstroke hahahaha, he is a rigid person, he insists on wearing a full set of official uniforms, and he refuses to be lazy under the official uniforms, I told him to relax I don’t want to relax, I felt a little uncomfortable yesterday, but today I passed out in front of me hahaha.”

"Oh, no wonder I heard it was called an imperial physician."

After eating and drinking, Zhu Jianshen took her to clean the room again, screened back and forth, and the emperor took out two pieces from the bookshelf, "Daming Shaobao and Minister of the Ministry of War bestowed the posthumous title of Zhongsu Yu Gongling on the Grand Tutor" and "Inducting Jishiwen Xiangu God" A rosewood tablet is placed on the table.

Concubine Wan Gui took two cups and placed them in front of the two tablets, and took two Xuande furnaces, which she also placed in front of the two tablets.

The emperor filled two cups with the bamboo leaf green he had brought, lit two incense sticks, and handed one to Wan Zhen'er.

The two each bowed to the 'people' who were close to them, wished in their hearts, and then waited quietly.

"What if you entrust the king of Yi as a celestial master?"

Wan Zhen'er thought it was quite good: "Wang Tanya, his wife is a little ignorant of the world, but it's not bad, after all, she is my brother, much better than Longhushan."

"What happened to Longhu Mountain?"

After Wan Zhen'er heard about Zhang Yuanji's crime, she hated him very much: "Longhushan received the emperor's favor, but I didn't see them loyal to the king's orthodoxy of that dynasty. They would kneel quickly when everything changed. Said it was Fang Outsiders are not polluted by the mundane world, but they did not dislike them when they received gold and silver from the title. There is also the Nayan Shenggong Mansion, which has treated them generously in all dynasties, and has not seen the slightest loyalty. The emperor treated his courtiers with courtesy and presented them with gold. Silver and wealth, high officials and generous salary, isn’t what you buy is loyalty?”

Zhu Jianshen's complexion changed, and he became like an orange cat that had a whole big tuna snatched from its mouth, frowning: "Not bad."

These words were the last straw that broke the camel's back. The emperor made up his mind and decided not to ask any more questions, and directly named him a celestial master.

That Zhang family has never been an emperor, so they treat everyone with aloofness, and the new emperor only treats them as his courtiers.But King Yi is different, no matter how his descendants change, after a thousand years, if Daming is in any danger, Zhu Tianshi will have no choice but to help desperately.Because which of the new kings of the new dynasty went crazy to support the elders and youngsters of the previous dynasty?Who can ask the prince of the previous dynasty to continue to be a teacher and confuse people's hearts?

Yu Qian dragged the drunken Wen Si to come: "What orders does Your Majesty summon your ministers?"

Zhu Jianshen was a little curious about the state of Aunt Wen, so he said the serious thing first.

Wan Zhener asked Master in shock: "Master, what's wrong with you? Master?"

Yu Qian was helpless: "Xianggu happened to see a bronze wine vessel in an ancient tomb with fine wine in it, so she asked me to identify what kind of wine vessel it was. After she tasted the wine, she became so drunk .The thousand-year-old wine is well-deserved.”

Wen Si: "Ah bah bah, Lao Liang...was poisoned..."