half face makeup
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what? !Are we the only eaters of cockroaches transformed from toads? ! !
After this time, every time I went to clean the cockroaches, I flushed ten by ten, and my mother no longer had to worry about the toilet being blocked by cockroaches!
At the end of a week, the team leader handed me a list with a large list of task numbers on it.The captain was dissatisfied: "Seven E-level tasks, two D-level tasks, a total of [-] points. Although I am a newcomer, my grades still need to be improved."
I froze for a moment: "Points?"
The captain pointed to the line above the list: "One point for each grade E, four for grade D, nine for grade C...the square numbers are deduced and so on. The weekly standard is [-] points, but if you do it higher You can be appreciated and promoted by your superiors.”
My heart was moved, and I took the opportunity to ask calmly: "Captain Huang, if you are appreciated by your superiors, is it the black three families, or the Mengpo Pavilion in Yan Luodian?"
The captain waved his hand: "Our boss is the Chai family."
It seems that I can't get any news from the captain, so when I was changing shifts, I wrote the static disassembly deciphering program, and at the same time asked Huang Dachu about this question.Huang Pu still didn't take her eyes off the screen, but replied: "It's all possible."
"What do you mean?"
"Yan Luo Dian and Meng Po Ting are fighting fiercely. Among the black three, the Yan family tends to Meng Po Ting, and I heard that others are inclined to Yan Luo Dian, only the Chai family is vacillating to please. If you are in the yellow department of the Chai family, the two giants may come to ask for someone. "
I remembered that the goddess seemed to be a high-ranking member of Meng Poting, so I inquired about Meng Poting's situation.Huang Dachu clicked his tongue, tapped a key with his fingers hard, ended an A-level task, and then leisurely turned his chair to face me: "Originally, Yan Luo Temple has a wide range and great influence, but Meng Poting has too many ruthless people. .Yan Luodian, the old masters who were all powerful in the Tao, faced Meng Poting, and almost all of them died. Even if they didn't die, they were arrested by Bai Dao and sentenced to life. Haven't you heard the words of the Tao?'Ning Kneel Yan Luo has a stick of incense, but if you don’t drink half a bowl of Meng Po’s soup’, sooner or later, these two giants will really go to war, and they still want to stand out at this time? Huh, save yourself wisely, young man!”
After speaking, he turned around and chose another task.
I concentrated on that D-level task, but the screen full of codes made me dizzy, and I couldn't help but think of that tired figure, so sleepy that he wanted to roll up his sleeves to inject himself with stimulants, but his words were full of stimulants. The power is in the hands of the wind and the clouds are calm.
With that look, he definitely hasn't slept properly for more than a week.
Why is he so desperate?Both black and white killings are at the top, why should they fight with their lives?
There is only one reason, the current atmosphere is already tense.
Then why take me?
Because it is undeniable that I have the blood of the Chai family, and the Chai family is the only wall grass in the Hei San family.
At this time, shouldn't I come forward?
I pressed my chest, and a sandalwood earpick there seemed to be burned into my heart.
Well, Goddess, I forced myself to believe in you, not because I wanted to live longer than you, but because I was determined to keep going, and I wanted to seek such a moment.
The moment when you take off the mask, remove the heavy makeup, fade away the burnout, and show a smile.
The author has something to say:
I will work harder, don't abandon me QvQ
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The hacker part, please don't complain about QvQ
Because I'm actually a scumbag at this QvQ
☆, Huang Hua girl
At four o'clock in the afternoon, it was my rest time. It was a very unpleasant thing to be woken up at this time. If it wasn't for Huang Dachu who made me disturbed, I would probably have kicked him over.
Huang Pu was also yawning: "The yellow team... the team told us to gather, gather."
I got up in a daze: "Why, is the anti-pornography and non-killer coming? Tell them to arrest the yellow team. I'm a flower girl, not Huang Jun."
Huang Pu yawned again: "The higher-ups are here to transfer people, and Miss Hua must also gather!"
This time it was really an urgent temporary transfer order from the superiors. It is said that a task of the Red Department was not done thoroughly, and the Blue Department did not fill in the loopholes. They were stabbed to the White Road, and the police were alarmed. Judging by the situation, it is estimated that there will be more news paper.
The Huang Department was originally the most innocent, but the situation was urgent and there was not enough manpower, so the higher-ups came to the Huang Department to transfer people to deal with it.This temporary transfer order is not a good job, and it is easy to cause a mess.
Huang Dui is in the living room at the moment dealing with the commander, with an apologetic smile on his face: "Our Huang Yi team here are all civilians, not suitable for the front line, really inappropriate..."
The commander seemed to be throwing up at the yellow space, he waved his hand and said, "Get me some sunglasses first..."
Huang Dui vigorously continued to pollute his spirit: "It's inappropriate, it's really inappropriate to transfer the commander, it's inappropriate, sir..."
The commander simply turned his head and left.
After closing the door to send the commander away, Team Huang slammed the door shut: "It's all right, those who go to work continue to work, and the others go back to sleep!"
As soon as the words were spoken, a bullet immediately shattered the peephole on the anti-theft door, and then came the vicious voice of the dispatcher: "Dare you disobey the dispatch order? Within 30 seconds, immediately push a person out!"
Crowd: "..."
Seeing everyone looking at each other and staring vigilantly at the black cat's eye on the door, I sighed and stepped forward: "Don't be afraid, Huang Jun." I went to the door and knocked it and shouted, "Commander, what is Hua girl's job? "
Crowd: "..."
After a while, the door opened a crack, and the commissioner looked at me in astonishment, then looked at the blind yellow inside, and nodded to me after a while: "Huang... Huanghua girl, then you .”
I:"……"
Fuck, this title... is really more disgusting than pornographic books. I said why are your imaginations so bad?
The commander of the transfer dispatched a total of 23 people from the Yellow Department, and solemnly warned that this incident has involved middle-level matters. We low-level personnel had better be careful, otherwise if we miss, even if Bai Dao didn't deal with it, our own side will do it.
I have a little understanding of the so-called middle level, the three primary colors can only be regarded as the low level, and the further level is the middle level.The middle-level directly governs the three departments is the "disc master".
The number of "hosts" indicates the size of a power, like a vassal king in a feudal society.Like the Chai family, the number of hosts is about 30, and each host has a complete three departments.
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly had a deeper understanding of Huang Dachu—it was great to be ranked in front of all the yellow divisions of the Chai family, and to be able to rank in the top ten of all the yellow divisions of the Hei family was amazing. Force!
Because it was the owner of our side that had an accident, the command commander didn't have the face to go to other owners to borrow people, and hurriedly integrated our group of rabble and made up for it.
The task I was assigned was to seize the information obtained by the reporter. I was quite confident at first: "Give me a computer, and then pass me the model of the computer to be attacked. As long as it is not too abnormal to counter-kill, within an hour Done."
The commanding officer shook his head and said, "At this time, they won't leave electronic records. I think it should be a handwritten manuscript."
I:"……"
so what?Am I going from hacker to thief?This style has dropped too fast, huh? !
I had a headache and said, "Commander, I'm not suitable for a civil servant..."
Before he finished speaking, the commanding officer ran away reflexively.
I:"……"
The few who hadn't assigned any tasks were stunned. They looked at me after a while, and one of them tentatively said, "Your name is Huang Hua, right? That Huang Hua, we..."
I was instantly angry: "Your sister Huang!!"
This is really fucking... Once you enter the Huangbu, it is as deep as the sea, and your name is a passerby from then on!
Such a cheap name is not good enough to support Huang Bu, did you really make it? !
Please allow me to briefly mention the next thing, because everyone knows the black history.After a long time, I was quite famous in the Tao, and when I drank with a group of pig-like brothers, what everyone liked to do after getting drunk was to pick up each other's black history, and after Huang Dachu drank silently, he just Sui Sui Nian: "Yellow flower... thief... yellow flower... little..."
These thoughts must end when I take the wine bottle and "bang" to knock off his newly inlaid yellow golden front tooth.
After handing over the cowhide envelope containing the information to the commanding officer, the commanding officer confirmed it and nodded in satisfaction, but looked at me with a very strange expression: "Did you... fall into the sewer?"
I was smelly all over, and I was very calm when I heard the words: "The abnormal information must be obtained through abnormal means."
Huang Dachu, who came to pick me up next to me, snorted twice in disdain: "It's going to go up the sewer pipe, it's a shame."
I:"……"
...Do you have to be so cruel even to tear down the stage!Nougat, where are you? !I need to share my experience with you! !
I suddenly remembered the brown sugar, and I also inquired a little which blue department she was in.The commissioner indicated that it was probably not in the blue part of the handicap.I suspected that he was dismissing me, but the commander was very sure that if there was such a pink and delicious little girl, he would definitely know about it!
... Well, Commander-in-Chief, you still don't need to know.
He told the commander of the transfer separately, and then went back with Huang Pu.Huang Dachu is a veritable nerd. This time I was really frightened to come downstairs to pick me up. I thought that Huang Wozi was really taken away, right?Just after tentatively asking a few words, Huang Dachu rolled his eyes and said that I was actually here to collect your body, do you believe it or not?
I sighed, what else can this nest of Huang Jun expect?Believe it.
But in order to celebrate my return alive, Huang Dachu actually bought me a meal of candied porridge and lotus root.The two of us were sitting at a street stall, waving our disposable chopsticks and waiting for the sugar porridge and lotus root to be served.
The road where the stall is located is relatively close to the commercial street on the second ring road, bustling with people coming and going, and the huge screen not far away is luxuriously and dazzlingly decorated with golden lights.
Huang Dashu's eyes were a little confused, looking at the lively world under the night, he suddenly turned to me: "A bottle of beer?"
I said cautiously: "Da Chuu, you don't drink and have sex, do you?"
Huang Datouch: "..."
After we looked at each other for a while, he suddenly snorted: "Yo, you are chaste. Well, no one in the first team can force you, but what if you become a minister? What about the boss? Those who stare at you will become more and more obsessed. The more you come, the more you have to take out. The more you go up, the dirtier it is, and your current ethics are not worth mentioning."
I was stunned for a moment: "You know I'm going to climb up?"
Huang Datouch called for the proprietress to serve a bottle of beer, then snorted coldly and said, "You're too obvious."
I frowned: "Is it really that obvious?"
The beer came up quickly, Huang Datouch knocked off the bottle cap, took a sip and said vaguely: "The whole first team has seen it. The yellow team is now very worried that you will threaten him, and has already started preparations."
My heart sank, Dachu's words were definitely not aimless.In the entire Huangyi team, only Dachu has a close relationship with me, and because of the previous sex scandal, the others have a lot of estrangement from me.In this case, if the yellow team wants to instigate them to do something against me, it is not even a coup, but a complete suppression.
I was silent for a while, and then I patted the table: "The lady boss serves another bottle of beer!"
Huang Dachu looked at me sideways with the mouth of the bottle in his mouth, and I slowly approached, with a very low voice: "Vice-captain Huang, I follow the black rules and the black law, and I will never say anything if my superiors say it. I will never go west. But the yellow team has gone too far this time, Chi Guoguo's malicious provocation deliberately caused a team conflict..."
Huang Dachu became impatient: "Speak humanly!"
"Do you want to become a full-time member? Vice Captain Huang."
Huang Dachu's hand that was pouring the wine suddenly stopped, and after a long, long time, he slowly put down the wine bottle, turning his eyes to look at me.
I smiled and picked up the beer that had just been served, and smashed the bottle open on the table with a bang, spilling half of the bottle immediately.The proprietress was so frightened that she came screaming and cursing, and I waved to her: "I can't find the bottle opener, bring me a straw."
The proprietress was still in shock, so I threw a piece of Grandpa Mao over and summoned her soul in an instant.
Huang Dachu and I finished a bottle of beer face to face, neither nodding nor rejecting my words.He drank the porridge silently after finishing the beer, his whole sallow face was blurred in the hot porridge steam like an overexposed photo.
Seeing that the bowl of porridge was about to bottom out, I finally raised my head and couldn't help but want to ask him what he meant.
"What you want to do most when you leave Team Huang in the future is..."
"You are..."
The two sentences collided in an instant, and after a while, there was silence everywhere.
Huang Datouch: "..."
I"……"
Huang Da and I stared at each other for a long time, then I slapped myself on the face, couldn't bear to look directly at him and said, "No, I didn't fuck you, I mean... what do you mean?"
Huang Dachu's face was numb: "I just want to ask, where do you want to work after you leave the first team?"
I still wiped my face: "Isn't it the Chai family?"
Huang Datouch shook his head: "The Chai family is very divided, it's best to choose one side first, otherwise you won't be able to climb up."
I suddenly realized that the Chai family is indeed famous for being a branch of the family on the road. From this point of view, it is really necessary to choose a backer.
When I think about it this way, I feel like scolding my mother, fifth master of the Chai family, you old man is really merciful!If I'm more up-to-date, I won't be struggling with who to take refuge in. I really can't help a dou who can't stick to the mud on the wall!
After Huang Dachu finished his porridge, he threw the spoon: "This is actually very simple. The Chai family's distribution is mainly divided into two parts. One part is close to Yan Luodian, and the other side is close to Meng Poting. It mainly depends on where you want to develop in the future."
When I heard Meng Poting, my heart trembled, and I immediately wanted to ask what kind of forces there were.But just as he was about to say it, he immediately suppressed the words, pretending not to care, and said: "The name of Yan Luodian is domineering."
Huang Dachu glanced at me unexpectedly: "There are two forces in the Chai family who are close to Yan Luodian, the second master Chai and the third aunt Chai. Only the fourth master Chai is pro-Meng Poting, and the eldest aunt of the Chai family and the fifth master Chai are both Didn't say anything."
I eagerly leaned over again: "Ming people don't speak dark words, it really touches your heart... you are very optimistic about Meng Poting, right?" After speaking, I poked his spine with my finger.
Huang Dachu slapped my hand off: "Huh."
I faked a smile and said, "Then you don't even think about it, what is the best way to ask for credit for Meng Poting?" Seeing him turn his head to look over, I immediately whispered, "Only the Chai family is vacillating among the black families, and I'm the only one who does things." Do big things, force good people to... Ah no, no, no, turn to the light, change the past, teach them how to behave, big touch, will you?"
Huang Datouch: "..."
After a while, he knocked on two chopsticks without interest: "It's too dangerous. I'll do my best with my deputy Huang. There's no need to play with you."
I:"……"
Hey, Huang Dachu, is it really okay for you to pretend to be a fox's brain? !If you don't reach the Yellow River, your heart will never die. If you don't see the coffin, you won't shed tears. Is it you who made it? !I'm obviously moved, do I need to show my hole card before I'm willing to give in? !
I gritted my teeth and said, "Actually, I went to Pujue Temple to ask for an amulet of peace, and it was consecrated. It will definitely ensure our official career is smooth!"
Huang Dachu continued to tap his chopsticks as if he didn't hear it.
But after knocking four times, he suddenly froze, and quickly lowered his head to take a look, as if he was still carefully identifying something.After more than a minute, he slowly raised his head, and the way he looked at me changed, and his short-sighted eyes were full of shock.
"It turned out to be Wu..." He shut up immediately after uttering a few words, licked his lips, and suddenly said solemnly, "Let's talk about how I became a regular as a vice team, and then we will play a game Big ticket, hey, Uncle Emperor, I found that you are very far-sighted!"
I:"……"
Two more bottles of Tsingtao beer were placed on the table, talking and laughing at Yan Yan while guessing.I was still holding a sandalwood earpick tightly in my hand, I wonder if my hand caught the heat, and it became scalding unknowingly.
Like a cluster of flames, it is a raging flame that is enough to completely burn down a party.
The author has something to say: at the end of this chapter
Don't you really think that the number of my comments is too pitiful? QvQ. . .
☆、Charity Ambassador
The author has something to say: I completed the previous chapter, which is about [-] words long. Those who have only read half of it should remember to read the back after reading it, otherwise they may not be right. . .
As a person, I prefer to post paragraph by paragraph, because I tend to be irritable when I accumulate more articles == so I never save manuscripts. . .
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At the end of this chapter, it really exceeds [-]
"Then let's settle it like this first. What time did you just say? Two days is too tight, maybe five days later——May [-]st, the beginning of a month, it's quite comfortable..."
The end of Huang Dachu stopped without warning, like a kite string that was cut off suddenly.
I was startled, and I also raised my head to look in the direction Da Chu was looking at, and after such a glance, I was also stunned.
Rumo's long hair is all over the opera robe, emerald bead tassels are scattered on the temples, the half-lying posture is elegant and lazy, eyes are slightly closed, and the expression is indifferent, but the makeup is so enchanting and wanton.
This picture is still on the top huge screen in the commercial street, and when illuminated by the dazzling golden lights on the side, the beauty's eyebrows seem to have a trace of extremely charming beauty, which makes people's hearts tremble.
The scrawled characters at the bottom of the screen scrolled alternately, "The Goddess of Makeup is grandly joining the Yishuihan Grand Theater Charity in early May!!"
It looks like propaganda, but in fact there is no need for propaganda at all.As far as I know, the tickets for the Yishuihan Grand Theater were not even pre-sold, and were sent directly to the auction house, where they were sold out more than a month ago.As for the genuine poster with this picture printed, it was listed on all the online shopping sites, and the order was immediately placed and the browser crashed.
Even the organizers were lamenting that no other charity event had been held so well, and everyone was crying and clamoring for donations.
In the end, it is said that the organizer also discussed with Di Jinzhuang whether he should appear on the stage as a charity ambassador, but Di Jinzhuang flatly refused, saying that he only came to sing a play to warm up the scene, and then left after singing.
According to gossip, the original words of the makeup goddess are actually as cold as ever, and she has extreme disdain for Naoshizi's charity ambassador: "Just play with you, do you really want to play out of line?"
A great god posted on the Internet about this matter, revealing the inside story of the charity in Conan's way of thinking: "Let me make an estimate, if the theater troupe where the goddess of makeup belongs to is 'Shishi' as the organizer's play, the general income should be about 5000. This time it was only entrusted, and because the theme of this time is charity, we also have a compassionate heart, thinking that the appearance fee given by the organizer must be 500% off, tentatively set at 50 million. How much is the ticket for the charity event? The basic price of a VS seat is 1, the basic price of a V30 seat is 2, the basic price of a V3 seat is 4000, the basic price of a V500 seat is [-], and the basic price of the rest of the ordinary seats is about [-] to [-]—attention! It is the basic price! And it is definitely impossible to sell the basic price in the auction! How many seats does the Yishuihan Grand Theater have? Including all the VIP seats, it is about [-]. Doing a simple calculation, the value of the ticket alone is definitely not less than [-] Ten thousand!! But it’s not enough! This is a charity event! You have to pay for it!! We still look at it with a compassionate heart, thinking that the organizers have recorded the money, and it is absolutely impossible to embezzle it Yes—well, let’s take a look at the organizer’s request again—let the goddess of makeup be the charity ambassador, what are the consequences? The fundraising for the charity will definitely set a new record!! Waste of money came in!) What should I do with the money that exceeds the budget? What else can I do? Eat it!! Moreover, once the signboard of the Charity Ambassador of the Goddess of Makeup is put up, even if there are no people participating in the charity meeting, as long as the charity is displayed in the community The posters of the ambassadors are full of money!! And these—the goddess only got [-] million appearance fees, and the charity ambassadors can only be regarded as voluntary, so I am sorry to accept money. But the organizer is really rich!! This The charity association is so shady! And help them do these things? Goddess is not stupid!!!"
After reading this post, I just want to say-hey classmate, do you want to be so truthful!Our peaceful and beautiful world caused by the truth is under great pressure! !
Huang Dashu's eyes were almost glued to the screen, and his pupils, which were originally short-sighted, were now comparable to those of a flounder.I patted him a few times but failed to bring him back to life, and finally I had no choice but to kick him.
I've always kicked people hard, so I gave him a big kick when I went down. Huang Dachu slowly got up from the ground with a groan, and then stared back at me with a fierce look: "What the hell?!"
I coughed and said, "It's almost twelve o'clock, we have to go back to take over."
Huang Dachu glanced at the screen reluctantly again, just like a bear staring at Pleasant Goat.After a long while, he hesitated and said, "Uncle Emperor, let me say, should the date be postponed by one day? How about May [-]? On May [-], I want to watch the live broadcast of the charity event."
I:"……"
big touch!This is a matter of my family's life!It has been postponed to the point where it cannot be pushed anymore!You fucking push me back? !
Now that I have to take a strong medicine, I said in a calm voice: "Da Chu, in the middle of March, do you still remember that big show in Qinhuai Su's make-up? I want to get the goddess's signature, and I will make a deal. I will sign it for you. Days Don't push."
This is definitely a temptation, you can tell by seeing Huang Dachu's saliva falling three thousand feet.Because the fans are generally too crazy, the bodyguards will not let them close. The number of autographs of the goddess since her debut can be counted by fingers. Once a fan gets an autograph, it will be posted on the Internet for ten days and a half months. When the screen is full of envy, envy and hatred, the click-through rate and forwarding rate of the space will definitely increase dramatically.
Huang Dachu looked at me suspiciously: "You really have it? Are you really willing?"
I snorted twice and didn't answer.
Autographed underwear is very precious, but I have even licked the goddess!
When I think of this incident, I can't help but smack my lips again. Why didn't I stick to it and lick it more? The taste is so good!
Although Huang Dachu was still dubious, he couldn't resist the temptation, so he nodded: "As long as it's true, it's fine."
I snorted coldly, thinking that this autograph is still underwear, it's so fucking cheap, you're a tentacle!
When I went back to Huangwozi, I couldn't help but look back at the huge screen above my head. The cinnabar and the bright rose painted slightly raised eyeliner, my face was plain white, and my lips curved into a smile that was not a smile. Yan Cai is portrayed charmingly and chillingly.
It reminds me of the dark and bloody wind blowing in the dungeon of Wojiaoshi. His face is sideways, half of his face is covered by a soft scarf, his hair is flying like ink, and his expression is indifferent.
So after taking off that layer of heavy makeup, is it just murderous and tired?It's unimaginable.But his occasional glimpses of gentleness always give people the illusion that he can easily stop everything.
But no one can easily protect their own things. If you want to protect it, you have to pay the price.
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At the beginning of May, the hot news next to "Yishuihan Grand Theater Charity Fair Makeup Goddess Smiles Allure HD Video" was also marked in red in the second place, "West outlaws in Tangshan Market Town took several old beggars Disembowelment is suspected to be a rampant cult."
In the dilapidated Internet cafe that cost five yuan an hour, I slowly scrolled down the webpage. Before the first-hand pictures had time to be mosaiced, the scattered spleen and broken hands and feet dyed the sign of the Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway next to it red. The body is tilted, and there are worn-out ceramic bowls and a few scattered coins beside it.
Below, there are journalists' generous and excited remarks, to the effect that the social legal system is not perfect, which gives the cult an opportunity to run rampant. This has caused great harm to society, personal freedom, health, education, and democracy!Now the government must come forward to suppress this blind worship group!We need to set up a special investigation team to search for this conspiracy!Tell the people the truth! !
After I read it, I couldn't help but raise my forehead, brother, you really wronged the cult, this is what the red department didn't do completely a few days ago!Also transferred to the one where I took a sewage bath!
Huang Dachu came over silently: "How?"
I shook my head and tapped my fingers on the keyboard quickly: "This matter must be made a big deal, and it's best to be on major news programs."
Huang Dachu frowned: "It is impossible for the government to release this kind of thing suddenly. It must be covered with a fig leaf before releasing it. It will take another three days for the government and the police to finish writing the painful speech."
My tone became colder: "I can't wait, tomorrow at the latest, the yellow team will definitely kill me."
Huang Dachu poked his head over: "What are you doing?"
"Hacking CCTV's backup system."
After a long silence, Huang Dachu was almost scared to death: "Uncle, are you crazy? How long have you been studying? Do you think that the central government has no masters? If this continues, the entire Huang Department will be picked out!!"
I still kept pointing my fingers: "Then help me, if I feel that I can't survive, you will feel the same."
The name of Huangpu is not for nothing. I conquered the anti-kill for more than 20 minutes, and he easily cracked it.We teamed up to break a hole in the firewall of the central station, and then I quickly passed the information in, and finally vaguely mentioned the underworld in an encrypted manner.
In fact, the original appearance of this matter is still somewhat related to Yan Luodian. It is said that when he was killed by Meng Poting, a piece of classified information was leaked.In order to preserve this information, a middle-level employee came up with a very poisonous idea. He gave four beggars 500 yuan each, and asked them to swallow the four encrypted USBs.
I guess he originally wanted to wait for the wind to pass before catching the four old men and cutting open their stomachs to get back the information, but he didn't expect that there were many yellow parts staring at this place, and the red part of my handicap was the fastest, but Because of business robbing, I didn't have time to clean up my tail, and was stabbed on the white road.
The people in the Red Department have always been devoid of humanity, no matter whether the USB is in the stomach or intestines, they can search it out.
And this news was suppressed by the commanding officer as soon as it was exposed, but I always took the most shocking photos from the stolen leather bag in accordance with the principle of keeping my hands on things.
As long as it is disclosed at this moment, a kind of public panic and rumors will be formed.Not only the ministers, but even the middle-level bosses are afraid to act in the limelight. At this time, they will push the yellow team to help the flames...
It's dangerous, but I'm already a beast of distress.Anyway, there is a cliff behind, why not give it a go, and taste all the ghosts and monsters in this underworld.
After it was basically done, I just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but Huang Dachu immediately pushed me back to the keyboard, and said sharply: "Quickly remove the traces! Use high-level language! Otherwise, as soon as the news spreads, it will be found on the computer here!"
I was shocked suddenly, and another string was tensed in my heart: "Fuck! Forgot to block this stubble!"
Huang Da touched his face with a dark face: "You block it for a fart! The department still can't monitor the computer in the Internet cafe. The key is to match the time when we come out."
I was stunned for a moment: "Surveillance?" Seeing that Huang Dachu was still beating vigorously, he said decisively, "Dachu, can this built-in storage and recovery database be removed? No need to eliminate it. You can use this black pot to deal with the Huang team." .”
Huang Dachu sighed: "Why don't you be too obvious in what you do, so you can say 'team yellow was framed'?"
I patted him on the shoulder: "Small boy, Tian Tian Zhai, he doesn't even know how to fight! I'll teach you one hand and show you how to splash dirty water with one hand!"
To be honest, after a long time, this conspiracy seemed childish to me like a stick figure in kindergarten. Even when I look back, I feel deeply horrible.After seeing the grand scheme laid out by the goddess of makeup, I simply feel that conspiracy requires talent!
At that time, I didn't know that, in fact, every action, every word and deed in this world is in a situation of fate.
This conspiracy is simply too big, like a prehistoric black sea, roaring and rolling up thick waves, and dripping makeup is holding an ancient array in all directions, and the enchanting makeup depicts the past and present. When he raises his eyes, the sea of stars will make it gorgeous. With lowered eyes, Wanzhang Yaoyang will be annihilated.
But he never spoke, so the world perishes.
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At about two o'clock in the morning, Huang Wozi was finally taken away entirely. This time, the country's achievements in cracking down on pornography and illegal activities will surely reach a higher level.
Those who came in were not people from the Red Department who were ordered to clean up, but policemen with real guns and live ammunition, all wearing goggles.As soon as you come in, shout: "Squat down! Put your head in your hands! Do you hear me? Hold your head!"
I was working in front of the computer, when I heard this, I immediately exchanged glances with Huang Datouch, and knelt down obediently to hug my head.It seems that the higher-ups must have been furious this time, and no one in the investigation team was bothered to do it, so they directly disclosed the news to the police, and then came to destroy the team.
Tsk, it's cruel enough.
Captain Huang was still sleeping, completely dazed. He was pulled from the bed by the police forcefully and thrown to the ground, with his hands behind his back and handcuffed.
A few rounds of black guns were pointed directly at our heads. After a thorough investigation, the police pulled us to go out, and one of the fat men took out his walkie-talkie to report to the home team below.
I didn't move, it's over if I really go out at this time!The police will definitely interrogate the criminals, but the higher-ups will definitely not give us a chance to reveal the underworld.There must be something ambushed by the Red Department outside. It is not a problem to take advantage of a turmoil to kill a few of us. They often do this kind of thing, such as setting up an explosion or something, which is easy.
The whole Huangyi team understands this truth, and if they insist on not leaving, they can at least be reasonable with the police, and the red department?Forget it, he will kill you with one shot impatiently.
Huang Dachu squatted next to me, lowered his voice and said in a hoarse voice: "It's too big..."
I groaned twice: "If I want to play, I will grow up..." Before I finished speaking, I saw the policeman's two legs approaching, and suddenly rushed over, hugging that big fat leg desperately, and howling immediately Get up: "Uncle policeman, you are here! Help me! They are a group of beasts who locked me and my eldest nephew in this place. They are not human! Take off your glasses and look at this yellow and Violent place woo woo woo woo..."
police:"……"
Team Huang: "..."
Huang Dachu was choked by the big nephew and fell to the ground.
Reporting to the police must be anonymous. Anonymous means that you can use anyone to impersonate you.Impersonating a victim's face is almost a matter of course.
So the police took a look, yo, I was the only girl in the whole nest, and immediately believed half of it, took out the talkie and immediately asked the big troops: "I found a case of criminals imprisoning underage girls, and the victim has been rescued. Repeat, this It was an incident where lawbreakers enslaved young girls to work illegally, the lawbreakers were brought under control, and the victim was rescued safely, please give instructions from the brigade!"
Team Huang: "..."
Team Huang was about to spit out a mouthful of blood. He just pointed at me viciously for a long time, and he was forced to hold his head again with a single gunshot.
The order of the police brigade came down quickly, one word, search!
After searching in a circle, it is simply... a bumper harvest! !
There were three big boxes of pornographic books alone, and a policeman knelt down to look through them, and he praised Team Huang's taste... Besides, they also had a cockroach battle, and in the end I I couldn't bear to go over to help, but the result was obvious—the toilet was clogged again!
The sweaty fat policeman wiped his sweat and sincerely comforted me: "Little girl, don't be afraid! You don't have to beat cockroaches anymore, go back and study hard!"
I:"……"
So far, Team Huang's team has all vomited blood.
☆, wandering the world
The author has something to say: I decided to start from this chapter for the second revision, because I think the goddess is bound to appear at this time.
So please viewers forget about the plot after this chapter, it is estimated that there will be a big change QAQ
It's really... so cultivated that you can bear me, a literary fanatic! !I love you all=3=[←This emoji didn’t send much, but when I pressed the keyboard, I hesitated
Originally, I planned to save four chapters and publish them together. . .In the end, I really can't hold my words.
After this time, every time I went to clean the cockroaches, I flushed ten by ten, and my mother no longer had to worry about the toilet being blocked by cockroaches!
At the end of a week, the team leader handed me a list with a large list of task numbers on it.The captain was dissatisfied: "Seven E-level tasks, two D-level tasks, a total of [-] points. Although I am a newcomer, my grades still need to be improved."
I froze for a moment: "Points?"
The captain pointed to the line above the list: "One point for each grade E, four for grade D, nine for grade C...the square numbers are deduced and so on. The weekly standard is [-] points, but if you do it higher You can be appreciated and promoted by your superiors.”
My heart was moved, and I took the opportunity to ask calmly: "Captain Huang, if you are appreciated by your superiors, is it the black three families, or the Mengpo Pavilion in Yan Luodian?"
The captain waved his hand: "Our boss is the Chai family."
It seems that I can't get any news from the captain, so when I was changing shifts, I wrote the static disassembly deciphering program, and at the same time asked Huang Dachu about this question.Huang Pu still didn't take her eyes off the screen, but replied: "It's all possible."
"What do you mean?"
"Yan Luo Dian and Meng Po Ting are fighting fiercely. Among the black three, the Yan family tends to Meng Po Ting, and I heard that others are inclined to Yan Luo Dian, only the Chai family is vacillating to please. If you are in the yellow department of the Chai family, the two giants may come to ask for someone. "
I remembered that the goddess seemed to be a high-ranking member of Meng Poting, so I inquired about Meng Poting's situation.Huang Dachu clicked his tongue, tapped a key with his fingers hard, ended an A-level task, and then leisurely turned his chair to face me: "Originally, Yan Luo Temple has a wide range and great influence, but Meng Poting has too many ruthless people. .Yan Luodian, the old masters who were all powerful in the Tao, faced Meng Poting, and almost all of them died. Even if they didn't die, they were arrested by Bai Dao and sentenced to life. Haven't you heard the words of the Tao?'Ning Kneel Yan Luo has a stick of incense, but if you don’t drink half a bowl of Meng Po’s soup’, sooner or later, these two giants will really go to war, and they still want to stand out at this time? Huh, save yourself wisely, young man!”
After speaking, he turned around and chose another task.
I concentrated on that D-level task, but the screen full of codes made me dizzy, and I couldn't help but think of that tired figure, so sleepy that he wanted to roll up his sleeves to inject himself with stimulants, but his words were full of stimulants. The power is in the hands of the wind and the clouds are calm.
With that look, he definitely hasn't slept properly for more than a week.
Why is he so desperate?Both black and white killings are at the top, why should they fight with their lives?
There is only one reason, the current atmosphere is already tense.
Then why take me?
Because it is undeniable that I have the blood of the Chai family, and the Chai family is the only wall grass in the Hei San family.
At this time, shouldn't I come forward?
I pressed my chest, and a sandalwood earpick there seemed to be burned into my heart.
Well, Goddess, I forced myself to believe in you, not because I wanted to live longer than you, but because I was determined to keep going, and I wanted to seek such a moment.
The moment when you take off the mask, remove the heavy makeup, fade away the burnout, and show a smile.
The author has something to say:
I will work harder, don't abandon me QvQ
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The hacker part, please don't complain about QvQ
Because I'm actually a scumbag at this QvQ
☆, Huang Hua girl
At four o'clock in the afternoon, it was my rest time. It was a very unpleasant thing to be woken up at this time. If it wasn't for Huang Dachu who made me disturbed, I would probably have kicked him over.
Huang Pu was also yawning: "The yellow team... the team told us to gather, gather."
I got up in a daze: "Why, is the anti-pornography and non-killer coming? Tell them to arrest the yellow team. I'm a flower girl, not Huang Jun."
Huang Pu yawned again: "The higher-ups are here to transfer people, and Miss Hua must also gather!"
This time it was really an urgent temporary transfer order from the superiors. It is said that a task of the Red Department was not done thoroughly, and the Blue Department did not fill in the loopholes. They were stabbed to the White Road, and the police were alarmed. Judging by the situation, it is estimated that there will be more news paper.
The Huang Department was originally the most innocent, but the situation was urgent and there was not enough manpower, so the higher-ups came to the Huang Department to transfer people to deal with it.This temporary transfer order is not a good job, and it is easy to cause a mess.
Huang Dui is in the living room at the moment dealing with the commander, with an apologetic smile on his face: "Our Huang Yi team here are all civilians, not suitable for the front line, really inappropriate..."
The commander seemed to be throwing up at the yellow space, he waved his hand and said, "Get me some sunglasses first..."
Huang Dui vigorously continued to pollute his spirit: "It's inappropriate, it's really inappropriate to transfer the commander, it's inappropriate, sir..."
The commander simply turned his head and left.
After closing the door to send the commander away, Team Huang slammed the door shut: "It's all right, those who go to work continue to work, and the others go back to sleep!"
As soon as the words were spoken, a bullet immediately shattered the peephole on the anti-theft door, and then came the vicious voice of the dispatcher: "Dare you disobey the dispatch order? Within 30 seconds, immediately push a person out!"
Crowd: "..."
Seeing everyone looking at each other and staring vigilantly at the black cat's eye on the door, I sighed and stepped forward: "Don't be afraid, Huang Jun." I went to the door and knocked it and shouted, "Commander, what is Hua girl's job? "
Crowd: "..."
After a while, the door opened a crack, and the commissioner looked at me in astonishment, then looked at the blind yellow inside, and nodded to me after a while: "Huang... Huanghua girl, then you .”
I:"……"
Fuck, this title... is really more disgusting than pornographic books. I said why are your imaginations so bad?
The commander of the transfer dispatched a total of 23 people from the Yellow Department, and solemnly warned that this incident has involved middle-level matters. We low-level personnel had better be careful, otherwise if we miss, even if Bai Dao didn't deal with it, our own side will do it.
I have a little understanding of the so-called middle level, the three primary colors can only be regarded as the low level, and the further level is the middle level.The middle-level directly governs the three departments is the "disc master".
The number of "hosts" indicates the size of a power, like a vassal king in a feudal society.Like the Chai family, the number of hosts is about 30, and each host has a complete three departments.
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly had a deeper understanding of Huang Dachu—it was great to be ranked in front of all the yellow divisions of the Chai family, and to be able to rank in the top ten of all the yellow divisions of the Hei family was amazing. Force!
Because it was the owner of our side that had an accident, the command commander didn't have the face to go to other owners to borrow people, and hurriedly integrated our group of rabble and made up for it.
The task I was assigned was to seize the information obtained by the reporter. I was quite confident at first: "Give me a computer, and then pass me the model of the computer to be attacked. As long as it is not too abnormal to counter-kill, within an hour Done."
The commanding officer shook his head and said, "At this time, they won't leave electronic records. I think it should be a handwritten manuscript."
I:"……"
so what?Am I going from hacker to thief?This style has dropped too fast, huh? !
I had a headache and said, "Commander, I'm not suitable for a civil servant..."
Before he finished speaking, the commanding officer ran away reflexively.
I:"……"
The few who hadn't assigned any tasks were stunned. They looked at me after a while, and one of them tentatively said, "Your name is Huang Hua, right? That Huang Hua, we..."
I was instantly angry: "Your sister Huang!!"
This is really fucking... Once you enter the Huangbu, it is as deep as the sea, and your name is a passerby from then on!
Such a cheap name is not good enough to support Huang Bu, did you really make it? !
Please allow me to briefly mention the next thing, because everyone knows the black history.After a long time, I was quite famous in the Tao, and when I drank with a group of pig-like brothers, what everyone liked to do after getting drunk was to pick up each other's black history, and after Huang Dachu drank silently, he just Sui Sui Nian: "Yellow flower... thief... yellow flower... little..."
These thoughts must end when I take the wine bottle and "bang" to knock off his newly inlaid yellow golden front tooth.
After handing over the cowhide envelope containing the information to the commanding officer, the commanding officer confirmed it and nodded in satisfaction, but looked at me with a very strange expression: "Did you... fall into the sewer?"
I was smelly all over, and I was very calm when I heard the words: "The abnormal information must be obtained through abnormal means."
Huang Dachu, who came to pick me up next to me, snorted twice in disdain: "It's going to go up the sewer pipe, it's a shame."
I:"……"
...Do you have to be so cruel even to tear down the stage!Nougat, where are you? !I need to share my experience with you! !
I suddenly remembered the brown sugar, and I also inquired a little which blue department she was in.The commissioner indicated that it was probably not in the blue part of the handicap.I suspected that he was dismissing me, but the commander was very sure that if there was such a pink and delicious little girl, he would definitely know about it!
... Well, Commander-in-Chief, you still don't need to know.
He told the commander of the transfer separately, and then went back with Huang Pu.Huang Dachu is a veritable nerd. This time I was really frightened to come downstairs to pick me up. I thought that Huang Wozi was really taken away, right?Just after tentatively asking a few words, Huang Dachu rolled his eyes and said that I was actually here to collect your body, do you believe it or not?
I sighed, what else can this nest of Huang Jun expect?Believe it.
But in order to celebrate my return alive, Huang Dachu actually bought me a meal of candied porridge and lotus root.The two of us were sitting at a street stall, waving our disposable chopsticks and waiting for the sugar porridge and lotus root to be served.
The road where the stall is located is relatively close to the commercial street on the second ring road, bustling with people coming and going, and the huge screen not far away is luxuriously and dazzlingly decorated with golden lights.
Huang Dashu's eyes were a little confused, looking at the lively world under the night, he suddenly turned to me: "A bottle of beer?"
I said cautiously: "Da Chuu, you don't drink and have sex, do you?"
Huang Datouch: "..."
After we looked at each other for a while, he suddenly snorted: "Yo, you are chaste. Well, no one in the first team can force you, but what if you become a minister? What about the boss? Those who stare at you will become more and more obsessed. The more you come, the more you have to take out. The more you go up, the dirtier it is, and your current ethics are not worth mentioning."
I was stunned for a moment: "You know I'm going to climb up?"
Huang Datouch called for the proprietress to serve a bottle of beer, then snorted coldly and said, "You're too obvious."
I frowned: "Is it really that obvious?"
The beer came up quickly, Huang Datouch knocked off the bottle cap, took a sip and said vaguely: "The whole first team has seen it. The yellow team is now very worried that you will threaten him, and has already started preparations."
My heart sank, Dachu's words were definitely not aimless.In the entire Huangyi team, only Dachu has a close relationship with me, and because of the previous sex scandal, the others have a lot of estrangement from me.In this case, if the yellow team wants to instigate them to do something against me, it is not even a coup, but a complete suppression.
I was silent for a while, and then I patted the table: "The lady boss serves another bottle of beer!"
Huang Dachu looked at me sideways with the mouth of the bottle in his mouth, and I slowly approached, with a very low voice: "Vice-captain Huang, I follow the black rules and the black law, and I will never say anything if my superiors say it. I will never go west. But the yellow team has gone too far this time, Chi Guoguo's malicious provocation deliberately caused a team conflict..."
Huang Dachu became impatient: "Speak humanly!"
"Do you want to become a full-time member? Vice Captain Huang."
Huang Dachu's hand that was pouring the wine suddenly stopped, and after a long, long time, he slowly put down the wine bottle, turning his eyes to look at me.
I smiled and picked up the beer that had just been served, and smashed the bottle open on the table with a bang, spilling half of the bottle immediately.The proprietress was so frightened that she came screaming and cursing, and I waved to her: "I can't find the bottle opener, bring me a straw."
The proprietress was still in shock, so I threw a piece of Grandpa Mao over and summoned her soul in an instant.
Huang Dachu and I finished a bottle of beer face to face, neither nodding nor rejecting my words.He drank the porridge silently after finishing the beer, his whole sallow face was blurred in the hot porridge steam like an overexposed photo.
Seeing that the bowl of porridge was about to bottom out, I finally raised my head and couldn't help but want to ask him what he meant.
"What you want to do most when you leave Team Huang in the future is..."
"You are..."
The two sentences collided in an instant, and after a while, there was silence everywhere.
Huang Datouch: "..."
I"……"
Huang Da and I stared at each other for a long time, then I slapped myself on the face, couldn't bear to look directly at him and said, "No, I didn't fuck you, I mean... what do you mean?"
Huang Dachu's face was numb: "I just want to ask, where do you want to work after you leave the first team?"
I still wiped my face: "Isn't it the Chai family?"
Huang Datouch shook his head: "The Chai family is very divided, it's best to choose one side first, otherwise you won't be able to climb up."
I suddenly realized that the Chai family is indeed famous for being a branch of the family on the road. From this point of view, it is really necessary to choose a backer.
When I think about it this way, I feel like scolding my mother, fifth master of the Chai family, you old man is really merciful!If I'm more up-to-date, I won't be struggling with who to take refuge in. I really can't help a dou who can't stick to the mud on the wall!
After Huang Dachu finished his porridge, he threw the spoon: "This is actually very simple. The Chai family's distribution is mainly divided into two parts. One part is close to Yan Luodian, and the other side is close to Meng Poting. It mainly depends on where you want to develop in the future."
When I heard Meng Poting, my heart trembled, and I immediately wanted to ask what kind of forces there were.But just as he was about to say it, he immediately suppressed the words, pretending not to care, and said: "The name of Yan Luodian is domineering."
Huang Dachu glanced at me unexpectedly: "There are two forces in the Chai family who are close to Yan Luodian, the second master Chai and the third aunt Chai. Only the fourth master Chai is pro-Meng Poting, and the eldest aunt of the Chai family and the fifth master Chai are both Didn't say anything."
I eagerly leaned over again: "Ming people don't speak dark words, it really touches your heart... you are very optimistic about Meng Poting, right?" After speaking, I poked his spine with my finger.
Huang Dachu slapped my hand off: "Huh."
I faked a smile and said, "Then you don't even think about it, what is the best way to ask for credit for Meng Poting?" Seeing him turn his head to look over, I immediately whispered, "Only the Chai family is vacillating among the black families, and I'm the only one who does things." Do big things, force good people to... Ah no, no, no, turn to the light, change the past, teach them how to behave, big touch, will you?"
Huang Datouch: "..."
After a while, he knocked on two chopsticks without interest: "It's too dangerous. I'll do my best with my deputy Huang. There's no need to play with you."
I:"……"
Hey, Huang Dachu, is it really okay for you to pretend to be a fox's brain? !If you don't reach the Yellow River, your heart will never die. If you don't see the coffin, you won't shed tears. Is it you who made it? !I'm obviously moved, do I need to show my hole card before I'm willing to give in? !
I gritted my teeth and said, "Actually, I went to Pujue Temple to ask for an amulet of peace, and it was consecrated. It will definitely ensure our official career is smooth!"
Huang Dachu continued to tap his chopsticks as if he didn't hear it.
But after knocking four times, he suddenly froze, and quickly lowered his head to take a look, as if he was still carefully identifying something.After more than a minute, he slowly raised his head, and the way he looked at me changed, and his short-sighted eyes were full of shock.
"It turned out to be Wu..." He shut up immediately after uttering a few words, licked his lips, and suddenly said solemnly, "Let's talk about how I became a regular as a vice team, and then we will play a game Big ticket, hey, Uncle Emperor, I found that you are very far-sighted!"
I:"……"
Two more bottles of Tsingtao beer were placed on the table, talking and laughing at Yan Yan while guessing.I was still holding a sandalwood earpick tightly in my hand, I wonder if my hand caught the heat, and it became scalding unknowingly.
Like a cluster of flames, it is a raging flame that is enough to completely burn down a party.
The author has something to say: at the end of this chapter
Don't you really think that the number of my comments is too pitiful? QvQ. . .
☆、Charity Ambassador
The author has something to say: I completed the previous chapter, which is about [-] words long. Those who have only read half of it should remember to read the back after reading it, otherwise they may not be right. . .
As a person, I prefer to post paragraph by paragraph, because I tend to be irritable when I accumulate more articles == so I never save manuscripts. . .
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At the end of this chapter, it really exceeds [-]
"Then let's settle it like this first. What time did you just say? Two days is too tight, maybe five days later——May [-]st, the beginning of a month, it's quite comfortable..."
The end of Huang Dachu stopped without warning, like a kite string that was cut off suddenly.
I was startled, and I also raised my head to look in the direction Da Chu was looking at, and after such a glance, I was also stunned.
Rumo's long hair is all over the opera robe, emerald bead tassels are scattered on the temples, the half-lying posture is elegant and lazy, eyes are slightly closed, and the expression is indifferent, but the makeup is so enchanting and wanton.
This picture is still on the top huge screen in the commercial street, and when illuminated by the dazzling golden lights on the side, the beauty's eyebrows seem to have a trace of extremely charming beauty, which makes people's hearts tremble.
The scrawled characters at the bottom of the screen scrolled alternately, "The Goddess of Makeup is grandly joining the Yishuihan Grand Theater Charity in early May!!"
It looks like propaganda, but in fact there is no need for propaganda at all.As far as I know, the tickets for the Yishuihan Grand Theater were not even pre-sold, and were sent directly to the auction house, where they were sold out more than a month ago.As for the genuine poster with this picture printed, it was listed on all the online shopping sites, and the order was immediately placed and the browser crashed.
Even the organizers were lamenting that no other charity event had been held so well, and everyone was crying and clamoring for donations.
In the end, it is said that the organizer also discussed with Di Jinzhuang whether he should appear on the stage as a charity ambassador, but Di Jinzhuang flatly refused, saying that he only came to sing a play to warm up the scene, and then left after singing.
According to gossip, the original words of the makeup goddess are actually as cold as ever, and she has extreme disdain for Naoshizi's charity ambassador: "Just play with you, do you really want to play out of line?"
A great god posted on the Internet about this matter, revealing the inside story of the charity in Conan's way of thinking: "Let me make an estimate, if the theater troupe where the goddess of makeup belongs to is 'Shishi' as the organizer's play, the general income should be about 5000. This time it was only entrusted, and because the theme of this time is charity, we also have a compassionate heart, thinking that the appearance fee given by the organizer must be 500% off, tentatively set at 50 million. How much is the ticket for the charity event? The basic price of a VS seat is 1, the basic price of a V30 seat is 2, the basic price of a V3 seat is 4000, the basic price of a V500 seat is [-], and the basic price of the rest of the ordinary seats is about [-] to [-]—attention! It is the basic price! And it is definitely impossible to sell the basic price in the auction! How many seats does the Yishuihan Grand Theater have? Including all the VIP seats, it is about [-]. Doing a simple calculation, the value of the ticket alone is definitely not less than [-] Ten thousand!! But it’s not enough! This is a charity event! You have to pay for it!! We still look at it with a compassionate heart, thinking that the organizers have recorded the money, and it is absolutely impossible to embezzle it Yes—well, let’s take a look at the organizer’s request again—let the goddess of makeup be the charity ambassador, what are the consequences? The fundraising for the charity will definitely set a new record!! Waste of money came in!) What should I do with the money that exceeds the budget? What else can I do? Eat it!! Moreover, once the signboard of the Charity Ambassador of the Goddess of Makeup is put up, even if there are no people participating in the charity meeting, as long as the charity is displayed in the community The posters of the ambassadors are full of money!! And these—the goddess only got [-] million appearance fees, and the charity ambassadors can only be regarded as voluntary, so I am sorry to accept money. But the organizer is really rich!! This The charity association is so shady! And help them do these things? Goddess is not stupid!!!"
After reading this post, I just want to say-hey classmate, do you want to be so truthful!Our peaceful and beautiful world caused by the truth is under great pressure! !
Huang Dashu's eyes were almost glued to the screen, and his pupils, which were originally short-sighted, were now comparable to those of a flounder.I patted him a few times but failed to bring him back to life, and finally I had no choice but to kick him.
I've always kicked people hard, so I gave him a big kick when I went down. Huang Dachu slowly got up from the ground with a groan, and then stared back at me with a fierce look: "What the hell?!"
I coughed and said, "It's almost twelve o'clock, we have to go back to take over."
Huang Dachu glanced at the screen reluctantly again, just like a bear staring at Pleasant Goat.After a long while, he hesitated and said, "Uncle Emperor, let me say, should the date be postponed by one day? How about May [-]? On May [-], I want to watch the live broadcast of the charity event."
I:"……"
big touch!This is a matter of my family's life!It has been postponed to the point where it cannot be pushed anymore!You fucking push me back? !
Now that I have to take a strong medicine, I said in a calm voice: "Da Chu, in the middle of March, do you still remember that big show in Qinhuai Su's make-up? I want to get the goddess's signature, and I will make a deal. I will sign it for you. Days Don't push."
This is definitely a temptation, you can tell by seeing Huang Dachu's saliva falling three thousand feet.Because the fans are generally too crazy, the bodyguards will not let them close. The number of autographs of the goddess since her debut can be counted by fingers. Once a fan gets an autograph, it will be posted on the Internet for ten days and a half months. When the screen is full of envy, envy and hatred, the click-through rate and forwarding rate of the space will definitely increase dramatically.
Huang Dachu looked at me suspiciously: "You really have it? Are you really willing?"
I snorted twice and didn't answer.
Autographed underwear is very precious, but I have even licked the goddess!
When I think of this incident, I can't help but smack my lips again. Why didn't I stick to it and lick it more? The taste is so good!
Although Huang Dachu was still dubious, he couldn't resist the temptation, so he nodded: "As long as it's true, it's fine."
I snorted coldly, thinking that this autograph is still underwear, it's so fucking cheap, you're a tentacle!
When I went back to Huangwozi, I couldn't help but look back at the huge screen above my head. The cinnabar and the bright rose painted slightly raised eyeliner, my face was plain white, and my lips curved into a smile that was not a smile. Yan Cai is portrayed charmingly and chillingly.
It reminds me of the dark and bloody wind blowing in the dungeon of Wojiaoshi. His face is sideways, half of his face is covered by a soft scarf, his hair is flying like ink, and his expression is indifferent.
So after taking off that layer of heavy makeup, is it just murderous and tired?It's unimaginable.But his occasional glimpses of gentleness always give people the illusion that he can easily stop everything.
But no one can easily protect their own things. If you want to protect it, you have to pay the price.
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At the beginning of May, the hot news next to "Yishuihan Grand Theater Charity Fair Makeup Goddess Smiles Allure HD Video" was also marked in red in the second place, "West outlaws in Tangshan Market Town took several old beggars Disembowelment is suspected to be a rampant cult."
In the dilapidated Internet cafe that cost five yuan an hour, I slowly scrolled down the webpage. Before the first-hand pictures had time to be mosaiced, the scattered spleen and broken hands and feet dyed the sign of the Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway next to it red. The body is tilted, and there are worn-out ceramic bowls and a few scattered coins beside it.
Below, there are journalists' generous and excited remarks, to the effect that the social legal system is not perfect, which gives the cult an opportunity to run rampant. This has caused great harm to society, personal freedom, health, education, and democracy!Now the government must come forward to suppress this blind worship group!We need to set up a special investigation team to search for this conspiracy!Tell the people the truth! !
After I read it, I couldn't help but raise my forehead, brother, you really wronged the cult, this is what the red department didn't do completely a few days ago!Also transferred to the one where I took a sewage bath!
Huang Dachu came over silently: "How?"
I shook my head and tapped my fingers on the keyboard quickly: "This matter must be made a big deal, and it's best to be on major news programs."
Huang Dachu frowned: "It is impossible for the government to release this kind of thing suddenly. It must be covered with a fig leaf before releasing it. It will take another three days for the government and the police to finish writing the painful speech."
My tone became colder: "I can't wait, tomorrow at the latest, the yellow team will definitely kill me."
Huang Dachu poked his head over: "What are you doing?"
"Hacking CCTV's backup system."
After a long silence, Huang Dachu was almost scared to death: "Uncle, are you crazy? How long have you been studying? Do you think that the central government has no masters? If this continues, the entire Huang Department will be picked out!!"
I still kept pointing my fingers: "Then help me, if I feel that I can't survive, you will feel the same."
The name of Huangpu is not for nothing. I conquered the anti-kill for more than 20 minutes, and he easily cracked it.We teamed up to break a hole in the firewall of the central station, and then I quickly passed the information in, and finally vaguely mentioned the underworld in an encrypted manner.
In fact, the original appearance of this matter is still somewhat related to Yan Luodian. It is said that when he was killed by Meng Poting, a piece of classified information was leaked.In order to preserve this information, a middle-level employee came up with a very poisonous idea. He gave four beggars 500 yuan each, and asked them to swallow the four encrypted USBs.
I guess he originally wanted to wait for the wind to pass before catching the four old men and cutting open their stomachs to get back the information, but he didn't expect that there were many yellow parts staring at this place, and the red part of my handicap was the fastest, but Because of business robbing, I didn't have time to clean up my tail, and was stabbed on the white road.
The people in the Red Department have always been devoid of humanity, no matter whether the USB is in the stomach or intestines, they can search it out.
And this news was suppressed by the commanding officer as soon as it was exposed, but I always took the most shocking photos from the stolen leather bag in accordance with the principle of keeping my hands on things.
As long as it is disclosed at this moment, a kind of public panic and rumors will be formed.Not only the ministers, but even the middle-level bosses are afraid to act in the limelight. At this time, they will push the yellow team to help the flames...
It's dangerous, but I'm already a beast of distress.Anyway, there is a cliff behind, why not give it a go, and taste all the ghosts and monsters in this underworld.
After it was basically done, I just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but Huang Dachu immediately pushed me back to the keyboard, and said sharply: "Quickly remove the traces! Use high-level language! Otherwise, as soon as the news spreads, it will be found on the computer here!"
I was shocked suddenly, and another string was tensed in my heart: "Fuck! Forgot to block this stubble!"
Huang Da touched his face with a dark face: "You block it for a fart! The department still can't monitor the computer in the Internet cafe. The key is to match the time when we come out."
I was stunned for a moment: "Surveillance?" Seeing that Huang Dachu was still beating vigorously, he said decisively, "Dachu, can this built-in storage and recovery database be removed? No need to eliminate it. You can use this black pot to deal with the Huang team." .”
Huang Dachu sighed: "Why don't you be too obvious in what you do, so you can say 'team yellow was framed'?"
I patted him on the shoulder: "Small boy, Tian Tian Zhai, he doesn't even know how to fight! I'll teach you one hand and show you how to splash dirty water with one hand!"
To be honest, after a long time, this conspiracy seemed childish to me like a stick figure in kindergarten. Even when I look back, I feel deeply horrible.After seeing the grand scheme laid out by the goddess of makeup, I simply feel that conspiracy requires talent!
At that time, I didn't know that, in fact, every action, every word and deed in this world is in a situation of fate.
This conspiracy is simply too big, like a prehistoric black sea, roaring and rolling up thick waves, and dripping makeup is holding an ancient array in all directions, and the enchanting makeup depicts the past and present. When he raises his eyes, the sea of stars will make it gorgeous. With lowered eyes, Wanzhang Yaoyang will be annihilated.
But he never spoke, so the world perishes.
……
At about two o'clock in the morning, Huang Wozi was finally taken away entirely. This time, the country's achievements in cracking down on pornography and illegal activities will surely reach a higher level.
Those who came in were not people from the Red Department who were ordered to clean up, but policemen with real guns and live ammunition, all wearing goggles.As soon as you come in, shout: "Squat down! Put your head in your hands! Do you hear me? Hold your head!"
I was working in front of the computer, when I heard this, I immediately exchanged glances with Huang Datouch, and knelt down obediently to hug my head.It seems that the higher-ups must have been furious this time, and no one in the investigation team was bothered to do it, so they directly disclosed the news to the police, and then came to destroy the team.
Tsk, it's cruel enough.
Captain Huang was still sleeping, completely dazed. He was pulled from the bed by the police forcefully and thrown to the ground, with his hands behind his back and handcuffed.
A few rounds of black guns were pointed directly at our heads. After a thorough investigation, the police pulled us to go out, and one of the fat men took out his walkie-talkie to report to the home team below.
I didn't move, it's over if I really go out at this time!The police will definitely interrogate the criminals, but the higher-ups will definitely not give us a chance to reveal the underworld.There must be something ambushed by the Red Department outside. It is not a problem to take advantage of a turmoil to kill a few of us. They often do this kind of thing, such as setting up an explosion or something, which is easy.
The whole Huangyi team understands this truth, and if they insist on not leaving, they can at least be reasonable with the police, and the red department?Forget it, he will kill you with one shot impatiently.
Huang Dachu squatted next to me, lowered his voice and said in a hoarse voice: "It's too big..."
I groaned twice: "If I want to play, I will grow up..." Before I finished speaking, I saw the policeman's two legs approaching, and suddenly rushed over, hugging that big fat leg desperately, and howling immediately Get up: "Uncle policeman, you are here! Help me! They are a group of beasts who locked me and my eldest nephew in this place. They are not human! Take off your glasses and look at this yellow and Violent place woo woo woo woo..."
police:"……"
Team Huang: "..."
Huang Dachu was choked by the big nephew and fell to the ground.
Reporting to the police must be anonymous. Anonymous means that you can use anyone to impersonate you.Impersonating a victim's face is almost a matter of course.
So the police took a look, yo, I was the only girl in the whole nest, and immediately believed half of it, took out the talkie and immediately asked the big troops: "I found a case of criminals imprisoning underage girls, and the victim has been rescued. Repeat, this It was an incident where lawbreakers enslaved young girls to work illegally, the lawbreakers were brought under control, and the victim was rescued safely, please give instructions from the brigade!"
Team Huang: "..."
Team Huang was about to spit out a mouthful of blood. He just pointed at me viciously for a long time, and he was forced to hold his head again with a single gunshot.
The order of the police brigade came down quickly, one word, search!
After searching in a circle, it is simply... a bumper harvest! !
There were three big boxes of pornographic books alone, and a policeman knelt down to look through them, and he praised Team Huang's taste... Besides, they also had a cockroach battle, and in the end I I couldn't bear to go over to help, but the result was obvious—the toilet was clogged again!
The sweaty fat policeman wiped his sweat and sincerely comforted me: "Little girl, don't be afraid! You don't have to beat cockroaches anymore, go back and study hard!"
I:"……"
So far, Team Huang's team has all vomited blood.
☆, wandering the world
The author has something to say: I decided to start from this chapter for the second revision, because I think the goddess is bound to appear at this time.
So please viewers forget about the plot after this chapter, it is estimated that there will be a big change QAQ
It's really... so cultivated that you can bear me, a literary fanatic! !I love you all=3=[←This emoji didn’t send much, but when I pressed the keyboard, I hesitated
Originally, I planned to save four chapters and publish them together. . .In the end, I really can't hold my words.
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