half face makeup

... "

Hey Wei Doubi, we can't give up treatment at this critical moment!You're too fucking serious!

Suddenly, two gunshots rang out!

When I came back to my senses, I didn't hear the singing again. I thought to myself, this time I have to lose my morals.

After thinking silently for three seconds, he immediately sang along at the top of his voice: "If you can't poop, let out a yell! If you can't yell, use your hands to pick it up!! Unleash your big hands!!"

After I sang, I wiped my face, thinking it was really good, and refreshed my lower limit once.

And the instructor's footsteps were obviously wobbling, it seemed that Wei Doubi hadn't escaped the danger, so I simply raised my voice: "Oh! Hey! Hey! Yier! Oh, Yier, hey hey hey hey ah!"

Sure enough, the howl came out, and the hesitant footsteps came decisively.

This time I somehow didn't get around the instructor when I made a turn, and the last turn actually hit the muzzle of the black hole.I stamped my feet, then slowly stepped back, raising my hands at the same time.

"Stop singing, that man of yours has already been killed by me."

The instructor was wearing a military helmet, and his voice was shaky, but such a short and frustrating voice was actually full of pride.

I looked at him coldly, and suddenly I felt a sea-cold hatred in my heart.

Maybe it was a girl, the instructor didn't shoot immediately, but boasted to himself: "I knew it was two people, otherwise there would be no mistake of speaking on purpose! I just let you talk and then confirm the location! Haha I really didn't expect that you guys really fell into the trick..."

"The big river is flowing eastward! Take out a bowl of eight-treasure porridge, take one bite! Take one bite! Finish the porridge in two or three bites!! Hey!"

Suddenly, a high-pitched and rough singing sounded in this space, interrupting the instructor's eloquence.

The instructor was startled and turned around with his gun. I rushed forward and swept my legs, knocking the unsteady instructor to the ground. Two bullets shot up into the air along my shoulder.I had no time to care about the sharp pain, I just quickly lowered down and punched the instructor on the side of the neck!

He was beaten into a wail, and he pulled the trigger unconsciously with his fingers. Two bullets hit my arm in succession.

I snorted coldly, stepped on his crotch, and the howl suddenly resounded through the workshop, oh my mother, this echo can be said to be sincere.

Taking advantage of his unsteady grip on the gun in his hand, I kicked his hand and kicked the rifle three or four meters away.Just as he was about to take off his helmet, he saw Wei Feng staggering over with his hands on his waist. Blood was streaming all the way on the ground. He took a look at the scene and immediately pulled off his belt and threw it to me.

I:"……"

At this time, I didn't have the time to complain about Wei Doubi. I took the waistband and wrapped it around the instructor's neck. I threw one end of it. Pulling up, the gunshot wound on my arm cracked and blood soaked my arm.

This strangler is also a slow job, this instructor is struggling constantly in the pain of broken eggs and suffocation, but it is a pity that the two heroes Wei Feng and I are as immovable as a mountain - except that I stomped him a few times, it is also regarded as Wei Doupu Discuss the back injury and my arm injury.

The instructor struggled and gradually weakened, but still stared at me, gritted his teeth and said, "You can't kill..."

I stepped on his face directly, covered his unwilling eyes with the soles of my shoes, and then nodded to Wei Feng: "Second plan, get it done, people will count it on you, and give me the clothes and equipment. The third plan, you You don't need to participate."

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Viewers, are you really not going to leave a comment or something? . .This chapter is fat, isn't it?

[I modified it a little today, because I found a small bug when copying and pasting, such as accidentally deleting a certain sentence. .

☆、Water Margin Journey to the West

After Project Two died, my reality crossed completely.

A second ago, Wei Doubi and I were still singing "Song of Heroes" in Water Margin, but from the beginning of the third plan, we immediately traveled to No. 60 five chapters in Journey to the West "The evil spirit assumes that Xiaoleiyin, the four people Everyone is in trouble."

In the early years, I watched a great work——"In-depth Analysis of Journey to the West". In this round, I realized that the most ruthless one is not the monkey who drilled into Xiaohuang's stomach, nor the little one who made the monkey cry with magic weapons. Huang, but Maitreya Buddha! !

Think about it, the one who indulged the Yellow-browed King to beat Sun Wukong to save the soldiers and evacuated them with a magic weapon, and then cried in pity and compassion was Maitreya Buddha, and it was Maitreya who made a plan to make Monkey King make trouble with the yellow-browed king's belly and make Huangmei cry in pain. Buddha.The big Buddha just looked at it with a smile, and then, without blood on his hands, appeared in front of the crying person, and said lightly, "Do you recognize me?"

... Even a pig understands the meaning of Maitreya Buddha.

This means only one thing: is it fun to play?Do you know who is the most awesome?Do you recognize me?Tell you to recognize Lao Tzu!

Although the turning point here is a bit blunt, I have to mention first that the makeup goddess is actually a figure comparable to Maitreya Buddha.

At the beginning of the time travel, it was in the third plan that I hit the iron plate.

Because the second plan successfully killed an instructor, Wei Doubi suddenly felt that they were too dependent on guns, and melee combat was not worth mentioning, so he was relieved to let me engage in the third plan.But as soon as this plan emerged, I was completely tragic.

There is no need to repeat this process, it gives me the feeling that the gang fight that just entered Wo Reef was repeated again.When the instructor who beat me took off my helmet by the collar, I felt that my myopia had increased to [-], and I still had astigmatism.

...the whole fucking world is shaking and shaking to Grandma's Bridge.

So far, the third plan, mixing with the instructors team until the knockout round is over, has been completely defeated.

When I woke up, all I could clearly remember was that before the coma, the instructor skillfully pulled out an injection from his waist, tore off the package, and the light brown medicine spilled out of the needle with a push.Then the instructor stabbed directly into the side of my neck, raised the needle and dropped it with his hands. His vigor and toughness were as awesome as a black-hearted businessman injecting water into dead pork.

I just woke up, and my hands and feet were still not in control. I turned my head and looked around with difficulty. There were all black cloth bags lined up, and only a head was exposed at the mouth of the bag. The light was not strong, so I couldn’t see where I was. This black cloth bag seems endless.

...Damn it, it won't be buried, right?

wipe!Please... please dig a grave! !

After feeling a little hopeless and sad for a few minutes, suddenly there was the sound of an iron door opening and closing, followed by the sound of footsteps, it sounded like there were quite a number of people.

I tried my best to express my sense of existence, but unfortunately only my eyelids could move. I was thinking about how to let people find me in a pile of black cloth bags. Suddenly, there was a hoarse friction sound of blades rubbing against each other, and then a strange sound appeared in this space. Dull.

It took me a long time to realize, oh, the pig dealers in the vegetable market are opening and closing to chop meat, that's the sound.

Before my blunt fright had finished circling my brain, a strange man's voice echoed in the space: "Master, what are you looking for?"

"a child."

That voice was extremely soft, with audible tiredness and indifference, as if it carried the long time of youth in this black space.Even if I was hit stupidly with a stick, I would never forget this voice.

There was a sudden silence all around, and after a while, an uncertain voice came out: "...Child? How old is it?"

After a while of silence, a chuckle suddenly sounded, with a lightly playful voice that was dripping with makeup: "A girl in the blooming season." After speaking, he gave a command that sounded extremely romantic, "Anyone who is beautiful, find me." come out."

I:"……"

Damn, the whole world is shy in an instant, Goddess, did you make it...

The efficiency of this group is not generally high, and soon I was dragged out of one pile of black leather bags and thrown into another pile-this really made me feel like sorting garbage, but fortunately I am recyclable garbage , and use value.

Under such efficient classification, I was quickly found out. Di Jinzhuang leaned over to open the zipper of the black leather bag, and then grabbed my arm and pulled me up. People are like puddles of ooze.

Di Jinzhuang looked at me, did not let go of my arm, but raised his other hand, someone handed something behind him, he fiddled with it with one hand, and then handed it to my mouth.

I looked down and saw that the oral glucose solution and the tubes were all inserted.

Seeing my surprised eyes, I said slowly, "If you don't want to drink, then I'll find a hanging bottle for you to hang up?"

I immediately lowered my head and put the tube in my mouth.

So after escaping from the dead, what I got was not a comforting princess hug, but three bottles of oral glucose solution.

It's not romantic, but it's very real, isn't it?

Although my garbage was successfully recycled, other garbage was directly incinerated.

The executors were not the instructors, but a few guys in uniforms with black background and red stripes. Their tactics were fierce, and they didn't need to make up the knife. The scene was just like the Nanjing Massacre. The Japanese devils all came to deliver bayonets. Those who are not dead go to heaven.

Dripping makeup did not wear the black blood-striped robe this time, but simply put on a light coffee-colored sweater, with a scarf wrapped around the lower half of his face, and his black hair was softly wrapped around the scarf, in this place where there is only a faint light , like thick ink.

He stood here calmly, watching the lives disappearing quickly before his eyes lightly, as if he was just watching an old movie.

In the silence, I tentatively probed to see if there was Ding Juerui in the "Flower Girl Garbage Dump".I think the possibility of this is almost 90.00%. If you want to come to Cowhide Tang's fragile appearance, tsk tsk.

"You look reluctant, do you want to lie back?" Di Jinzhuang suddenly said, which startled me.

Holding the vial of oral liquid, I said seriously, "Goddess! I'm just thinking about how to repay the grace of saving my life!"

Di Jinzhuang said lightly: "I told you, if you believe in me, you will live longer than me."

Me: "..." Goddess, can't you just say a promise with your body at this time? ! !

When the group of Japanese devils slashed at the surrounding flower girls, Dijinzhuang was about to turn around and leave, and two devils immediately put away their knives and followed.I shuffled towards the door, but my hands and feet were still numb for too long and uncoordinated. One of the ghosts glanced at me, and suddenly pulled out a cloth roll from his waist. Liquid, he handed it to me like a salesman: "Glucose saline, vitamins, cucumber juice, mashed potatoes, orange water and pigeon soup, do you want to choose another supplement?"

I:"……"

This guy saw that I didn't move, so he simply asked Di Jinzhuang: "Master, are you going to take care of Red Bull?"

Di Jinzhuang's answer is still simple and powerful: "Screw the edge."

That guy put away the cloth roll and hem in a daze.

Stepping out of the door and stepping on the ground, what appeared in front of me was the gate of the instructor's dormitory.Wojiaoshi was quiet, probably because the knockout round was over, I felt uneasy, I don't know if this is too much, after all, I finally opened the goddess plug-in.

Drew all makeup and walked straight into the instructor's department, stopped in front of a small room door, and soon after the door was knocked open, someone opened the door to let us in. There were monitor screens inside, which was Wojiaoshi's backup main control room .

Several people in the main control room were hurriedly clearing the potato chip tubes and biscuit bags on the table. The moment they appeared with all their makeup dripping off, it was as if the head teacher had suddenly appeared in the classroom, and a mountain of silence fell down.

Di Jinzhuang walked in and randomly picked a sofa to sit down, and someone next to him immediately handed him a pot of fragrant tea.With all the make-up on, she just crossed her fingers on her knees, lowered her eyes and said in a flat tone, "Call out the monitoring screen in the living room."

Someone nearby immediately turned the device, and one screen was quickly adjusted to the largest screen.

In the so-called waiting room, there were instructors standing everywhere, and they all gathered together to talk in low voices.And sitting on the top bench was a person in a completely different uniform, with black background and blue stripes. The blue stripes were not like the river pattern like the blood stripes, but like small hooks with a faint cold light.

After a moment of silence, he whispered to a uniform who was dripping with make-up: "It's Yan Shiba."

Suddenly, an instructor on the screen stepped forward and said: "This time, Wojiaoshi made a mistake in preventing it, please..."

Before he finished speaking, the person named Yan Shiba said a little impatiently: "From the first moment I entered Wojiaoshi, you have been repeating this sentence. Then I also said that sentence. If you hand it over, I won’t see you make any mistakes.”

The instructor said with difficulty: "But this is an exchange of fire between Yan Luodian and Meng Poting. Wojiaoshi was only affected. We really don't know about those people in Yanluodian who got into Wojiaoshi! Can you ask Yan Luowang for instructions? Give me your hand..."

"What the king means, if you are disobedient, do it directly."

The instructor was obviously a little excited: "But half of the instructors are the root of Wojiaoshi!"

Yan Shiba snorted coldly: "I come from Yan Luodian, what does the root of your Wojiao stone have to do with me?"

The instructor was speechless for a while.

In the main control room, behind Di Jinzhuang, two guys in uniforms were already sneering.The one on the left gloated and said, "Wo Jiaoshi accidentally killed more than 80 people from Yan Luodian, which sounds really cool!"

The one on the right also grinned furiously: "When I went back yesterday, I killed one of their masters, and dared to swallow Meng Poting's business. I really thought that Yan Luodian was covering the sky with one hand!"

They talked happily, and there was also a fighting scene on the screen. The instructors were besieging Yan Shiba's group, and the scene was thrilling.With all the makeup on, he kept silent, propped his face, and looked like he was about to fall asleep.

When the play on the screen ended, Wojiaoshi's side won by a numerical advantage.The people who were operating the monitors all looked at us, and then the two guys in uniform looked at Di Jinzhuang silently.Then after a long silence, one of them said to the other: "You should go to the dungeon and bring a few tubes of Red Bull up." After a pause, he looked at the makeup again, and said, "Hey, no oral liquid, Bring a syringe."

Crowd: "..."

I looked at the guy in uniform in surprise, and said involuntarily: "You are so brave, you dare to prick with a needle..."

The guy interrupted me: "How dare you pull down this scarf?"

Me: "...let's take the needle."

Before the adrenaline hormone arrived, Di Jinzhuang woke up slightly, glanced at the screen, and laughed twice, his tone was hoarse because he had just woken up: "You can move freely, the official Wang Ling has been lifted."

As soon as the words fell, the entire general control room cheered, and the scene was comparable to scoring extra points in the World Cup.

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Finally updated today ==

[Speaking of "In-depth Analysis of Journey to the West", my God, it is so awesome.I have summed it up, "Journey to the West" can actually be renamed "Buddhism and Taoism in the Dark Officialdom and Regime's Deadly Battle"【←Is the name I chose very cool? !

[Looking through my own "Reminiscence" and "Zero Degree", I wonder if I can get used to writing Gufeng and Oufeng quickly. . .This kind of modern urban culture, the feeling of trying for the first time. . .There is a feeling that the writing style has degenerated into a dinosaur. . .What do you think. . . QQ

[I know that if we do another revision, neither you nor I can bear it. . .I can only write down with a dull face, but QAQ still has a strong village girl flavor even if it pulls classical things in this kind of text. . .The whole style was spoiled by Yi Shu! ! (Yi Shu: ... none of my business!)

[I shouldn't use the No.1 name, most of the things I write with the No.1 name are very scumbag. . . 【Forgive me QAQ

☆、Welcome party of yellow department

Yan Luodian, who controls the black market, and Meng Poting, who controls the whitewashing agency, are unique forces that cannot be subdued by the three great masters. These two giants who control the circulation of underworld money are incompatible.

A week ago, Yan Luo Dian swallowed up [-]% of Meng Poting's business transactions, completely messing Meng Poting up.The three senior officials of Meng Poting were ordered to dispatch at the same time, leading the troops to fight back fiercely.Yan Luodian was defeated, so he could only spit out what he had eaten, and lost a high-level person in the fight. The rest of the middle and low-level people were forced to flee and hide in the Wojiaoshi base, but they entered the knockout round by mistake and were killed.

However, a high-ranking member of Yan Luodian was furious after receiving the news, and immediately came to Wojiaoshi to ask for an explanation, but was arrested instead.

If you want to say why Wojiaoshi dared to have such a bold person to hold Yan Luodian, it is only because the top management of Meng Poting is behind him.If you put it more clearly, all of this is a bureau, Meng Poting's bureau, even the escape route of the middle and low-level people in the Yan Luo Temple has been designed for them, and they come here with Meng Poting's highest order "Wang Guan Wang Ling" in hand, let them in Without knowing it, the snipe and the clam fight, and then they watch the show with a sneer behind their backs.

It's so beautifully done.

In the main control room, Di Jinzhuang rolled up the sleeves of his sweater and injected himself with two adrenal hormones, he became a little more energetic.It's just that his arms under the blue light are extremely pale and thin, which makes him look even worse.

The guy in uniform who brought the injection hesitated for a while and then suggested in a low voice: "Master, it's all over now, why don't you go back to rest? You can tell Master Shu to clean up the rest of the tail."

Drip Jinzhuang nodded slightly, and the guy immediately took out his phone and went out to make a call.Then she turned to me and said, "Yi Shu, there is something I want to tell you."

I was at a loss.

Di Jinzhuang said: "Someone reported that Baike violated the rules in the knockout round. Two people practiced against one instructor. According to the rules, they should be punished."

I was shocked: "What rules? I don't know!"

Di Jinzhuang hummed: "Originally, the instructor should be able to explain, but people from Yan Luodian broke in here suddenly, and they started fighting with guns in their hands."

Me: "..." Dare this knockout match... was it accidentally brought forward?Fuck, this is really a cannon fodder...

Just as I was sighing, Di Jinzhuang suddenly said: "However, you did a good job in dismantling the Wojiaoshi water supply system. Now Wojiaoshi has to carry several truckloads of mineral water from the urban area in the past few days."

I:"……"

Good is good, I think it's good too, but I think you're holding back your laughter because of the goddess?

Di Jinzhuang coughed lightly and said, "Well, there's also the song "Song of a Hero", which is pretty good."

I:"……"

Goddess, you are holding back your laughter! !The end of your tone is gone!

Di Jinzhuang calmed down for a while, then stood up and patted my shoulder, and walked out the door: "Good boy."

When passing by, he suddenly touched my hand, I looked back at him, and unconsciously grabbed the thing he handed me.

I waited until I followed him out and saw his figure and all the uniforms slowly disappearing at the gate of the instructor department, and then I slowly opened my hands.

It was an ear pick, made of sandalwood, with a word makeup slightly carved on the end, because it has been used for a long time and has a smooth texture, stained with a faint orchid musk.

……

After this I had a minor surgery scheduled to remove the two bullets in my arm.The chief surgeon told me that because the Wojiao stone is basically equipped with wooden bullets, the lethality is not very large, and it can be cured after a period of recuperation.

Then I met Wei Doubi.Wei Feng said that when he dragged the instructor back, someone checked the strangle marks on his neck, and it was confirmed that two people committed the crime, and then he was arrested.But in the end someone came forward to settle the matter, but the confession was that he could only stay in Wojiaoshi as an instructor and could not really hang out on the road.

Wei Doubi is still very optimistic: "In this way, Baike can be abused without limit."

I almost sprayed him in the face with a mouthful of apple pomace: "Brother funny! We are still half-whites now! Talking troublesome good deeds!"

Finally I saw the brown sugar...

This process is too weird, this little girl is not dead, she really hid, and the hiding place...is too, too beautiful, I dare not say.

In short, when I saw that the brown candy still smelled like feces after eight times of bathing, I couldn't help but handed her a bottle of 84, but Wei Doubi snatched 84 and said seriously: "You want to peel off her skin ?"

I pinched my nose: "She still clings to me to sleep at night! Do you want me to eat dung in my dreams at night?!"

Wei Doubi screwed up with me: "If you didn't throw her away, would this little girl have to soak in the cesspool for six hours?"

I looked Wei Doubi up and down strangely: "When did you have an affair with her?"

Wei Doubi hummed: "I think he is pitiful."

I looked down at my hanging arm, and pointed to the bandage wrapped around his waist several times: "We are all injured, she just took a bath, who is pitiful?"

Wei Dou said angrily: "Do you dare to soak? I will give you a hundred likes for just one minute!"

I was silent for a moment, and I gave in at the right time: "...Well, we are all poor people."

The word is true, I have a girl like brown sugar in my life, this girl is extremely novice, but the only thing that has reached a level of uncanny workmanship is unmatched.

Cowhide is still sleeping next to me at night. After washing eighteen times and using up a bottle and a half of shower gel, this little guy finally smells of soap. finger.

I patted her on the back and half-jokingly said: "Sister, if you recognize me, what about my surname?"

Cowhide Tang looked up at me and said softly, "What's your sister's last name?"

"..." I had a headache, "How dare you, you little bastard, you still don't know what my last name is?"

Cowhide Tang said seriously: "I know, I just forgot."

Me: "..." After a while, I looked into those bright black eyes, and could only sigh, "Yi Juerui, what's the name like?"

Cowhide Tang nodded foolishly: "It's okay."

Me: "That's it, go to sleep."

This brown candy, you have to watch it carefully, the whole thing is the brains of paying back the money once it is sold.

……

In the remaining days in Wojiaoshi, I obviously had a lot of leisure. It is said that the transfer order from above has been issued, and I was designated as a reserve member by the Huang Department of the Chai family.And the brown sugar has become the preparation of the blue department with the endurance that makes the instructors almost speechless.

However, I couldn't find Xue Hong. Wei Doubi used his position as an instructor to investigate, and the result was that Xue Xiaoshou died unfortunately. We sighed for the impermanence of the world, and then collectively mourned for a minute. Wei Doubi still burned Several sheets of toilet paper.

Seven days later, Cowhide Tang and I walked out of Wojiao Stone, and Wei Doubi silently saw us off behind us.

When I arrived at the Chaijia Huang Department to report, there were dozens of people who came to report together. The Huang Department is said to have prepared a welcome party for newcomers to clean up the dust for us.Hearing the five big words of the welcome meeting for newcomers, those dozens of people and I were sweating on our foreheads, wondering if there would be another group fight, right?I can't afford it!

There are about ten teams under the department, each team has ten to 20 people, equipped with a captain and two vice-captains, I was assigned to the first team, when I arrived at the foothold of the first team, they were a group of 17 people. People are preparing for the welcome party.

The whole first team was shocked when they saw me.

When I appeared at the door, there were three men wearing only a pair of underpants carrying things. They stared at me, the first man immediately dropped his things, and then covered his chest with his hands in astonishment; the second man hugged the box tightly, ahhh Ah, he ran away naked; the third man was the calmest, and just howled towards the back: "Brothers! Come out quickly! We have meat to eat!!"

I:"……"

After everyone came out, I finally understood why they were so excited—this big litter was all males, and a sister Lin fell from the sky suddenly, catching them by surprise.

And after I finished visiting this foothold, I just want to say——Your yellow team is so yellow, does the minister know?

The walls are all yellow, which is the original color of the department, which is understandable; the uniforms are yellow, which is the symbol of the department, which is also understandable; small pornographic films and small pornographic books, even the instant noodles taste like yellow chicken soup... Department resources, this is also understandable to me .

but!yes!Is it necessary for your surname to be Huang? !

Have you ever thought about someone with this misfit? ! Isn't the name "Yellow Book" ugly? !

The captain comforted me and said, "Actually, only those with outstanding achievements will be given the surname Huang."

I breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great, I will definitely work hard to not be outstanding."

The captain flipped through the information booklet I brought over, and snorted: "You actually killed an instructor in Wojiaoshi? This achievement is outstanding!"

I:"……"

The captain put his big hand on my shoulder and looked up and down: "I really can't tell, the girl is so clever and has such good skills, she is completely qualified, isn't she!"

I would rather die than live: "Captain Huang, aren't you?"

The captain thought for a while: "How about you just pretend that we are calling you uncles? Liu Bei?"

I:"……"

I was about to cry when I heard this name, what the hell kind of names are these? !

The captain is still sighing: "Oh, Uncle Emperor, our yellow department actually has very good welfare. Compared with the red department's killing and licking blood and the blue department's desperation, it is more high-end, but there are fewer girls. I don't know why..."

I:"……"

Don't you fucking know why? !

I don't even know why Mao Hui chose Huang Bu as the first target!Damn, how many girls do you want to harm with this road of no return? !

Except for this episode that made me feel a little bit broken, the welcome meeting was so normal that I almost burst into tears. The captain called and ordered takeaway, and each person got a bowl of tofu.

When the bean curd arrived, I almost felt like I was getting xanthophobia-Nimma even this one is yellow!

You... are you finished yet?Is it over yet? !

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☆、Frankenstein

The yellow department is responsible for supervision and inspection, and each of the three black companies has such a department. This creates a situation where you have to be wary of other companies when controlling transactions on the road.Among the Huang Department, the most valuable thing is the information. There are three main methods to obtain various information: computer attack, stealing, and trading.

The first team can be said to be full of high-end talents, and there is a computer room at the foothold, with twenty computers lined up in sequence, and a large electronic display screen in the middle, which monitors the area under its jurisdiction 24 hours a day.

As expected, all the casings have been painted yellow.

The captain pointed to a few yellow computers that were not fancy: "These are unowned, you can choose one, and put a logo on it when you choose, you see, I dress up my little computer every day. "

I followed his fingers to see a yellow computer standing there.The idiom of claws and teeth is very appropriate. This computer has only a few shells, and all the built-ins are exposed, connected together like a spider web.There is actually a yellow paint bucket next to it. Except for some electronic motherboards that are black, other parts are painted yellow. The whole is a big hornet.

The captain was also very dissatisfied with the black part: "Go back and make a motherboard yourself, yellow one."

I:"……"

Captain Huang, why didn't you say that the national government's anti-pornography and anti-illegal crackdowns didn't take over this pornography? !

Our working hours are full-time, but the system is to rotate shifts.I was assigned to the night shift from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], and there were five people working with me, two of whom were monitoring the electronic display screen, and the rest were given the task of writing programs for the database of key tasks.

I have learned a little programming in the interest class at school, and I can write a few simple hacker programs, but I have only scratched the surface of such a cool profession. , dare to fight with Bruce Lee?

Brother Xiaolong kicked you away.

So when I changed shifts on the first day, I skipped shifts and followed a deputy captain Huang to ask questions.This vice-captain Huang is named Huang Pu, and he is the most accomplished character in the entire first team. It is said that he can squeeze into the top ten of all the yellow divisions of the Hei Sanjia.

Huang Po began to talk about his best reverse engineering technology while his fingers were flying on the keyboard.After talking for almost an hour and a half, Huang Po frowned and stared at the screen full of codes for a long while, then waved his hand: "Go to the task library to get an E-level task, get started with it first, and ask me if you don't understand."

It is estimated that he encountered a problem, so I didn't want to bother him any more. I immediately returned to my computer to call up the task library, found the lowest-level task column, and selected a file numbered "CH16758986E".

As soon as I clicked, the entire screen was completely black, and then a string of garbled characters suddenly flickered.I was just startled by conditioned reflex, and immediately realized that this should be the anti-kill technology in this material.

Shit, it's not black here yet, so here's an anti-black thing popping up.

I tapped a few keys on the keyboard that called up the command, but there was no response.After a moment of silence, I had no choice but to ask Huang Po for help: "Deputy team, you will die before leaving the army, please come and have a look."

Huang Pu turned to take a look, and clicked his tongue: "Why did you choose one that doesn't match what I just said? This will use disassembly, so let's move quickly, and your computer will crash in a few tens of seconds later." Scrap."

I got out of the way in dismay, Huang Pu kicked off the chair, slid to my side, and started typing on the keyboard before stopping, talking boastfully: "This way, the object code should be converted into assembly code. I am most used to using the high-level language C , you can also try, C is super cool to use, better than Pascal."

The entire interface opened with gray frames superimposed one after another, and the glowing light shone on Huangpu's thin face and messy hair. I seemed to see a realistic version of Frankenstein.

Within 2 minutes, Huang Pu threw the keyboard, kicked his feet back to his seat and typed the keyboard: "It's done!"

When I looked at the computer interface, a file constructed from the original code of Flash had replaced "CHE16758986E", and there were tiny words on the back indicating "the result of Huang Shu's attack".

...Although it feels good to get something for nothing, looking at this name still doesn't make me happy.

It's too fucking ugly!

In the first week spent in the yellow team, I could compile a book "The Yellow Days of Living with Seventeen Frankensteins". Although the name sounds too immoral, the content is still very positive and sunny.

Write down my life in the form of a running account, basically: from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, sleep; from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm, go out to eat and run circles; From [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m., entertainment time; from [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] a.m., shift change.

There were also some episodes, for example, when some geeks gnawed on potato chips and watched pornographic movies, it woke me up.Compared with the weak chickens who never go out to eat and only take out, I at least insist on running circles every day, turning my face on the spot and blowing up three weak chickens.But I have to bear the consequences myself, so I had to replace them with another eight hours of overtime work...

The captain even came to me because of this matter, and said earnestly: "Uncle Huang, you have to learn to integrate into our group, and you can't hit your teammates so hard!"

I said clearly: "Okay, next time I will watch porn with you, and observe how you usually explode. If you have experience, you will not be too painful."

team leader:"……"

As a result of this incident, I used the entertainment time to eat potato chips with the geeks and watch porn.

Of course, the most rewarding thing is the technology I learned from Huang Pu Dachu. As a reward, I will clean Huang Dachu’s bed. When I cleaned for the first time, I cleaned up half a trash can full of cockroaches. Flush the toilet, and the toilet is clogged by them!

Although I am also good at repairing toilets, I still called the repairman after standing in front of the toilet for a while.

When the toilet repairman came, he was shocked to see the cockroaches all over the toilet. His whole body was messed up in the wind. After a while, he asked me cautiously, "Do you still want to catch these cockroaches?"

I frowned: "Can't you rush down?"

The toilet repairman breathed a sigh of relief, and murmured, "Don't eat..."

I:"……"

Fuck! !what the fuck are you thinking