my roommate is a mermaid

After the two had finished arguing, there were only empty plates left on the dining table, and Sam had already nestled on the sofa and started watching TV, the unshakeable "The Simpsons."

"Okay, stop arguing, I'm starving to death." Ryan muttered and sat down on the chair, and started to finish off the cold dinner. At least he needed to fill his stomach. He ate too much, so As for the simplicity, I am too embarrassed to ask the other party to warm up the food for him first.

After eating and drinking, the two of them realized that there seemed to be something unresolved between them. The blond young man pulled a chair and sat in front of the two liars and blackmailers, and said, "What the hell are you guys?" people?"

"elopement."

"friend."

They all spoke in unison, but the content was definitely different. Jian Jian turned his head and stared at his roommate, "When did we elope!" He shouted, his voice raised a lot unconsciously.

"Today at 37:[-] in the morning." His roommate said with a smile. Although he has a pretty face, but for some reason, he always feels that there are two words carved on this guy's forehead, which are flat and twitchy, and so on. It seems that there are more than two words.

"Jane, do you regret it?" The mermaid leaned forward slightly, staring at Jian Jian with a pair of ice-blue eyes. Say, "No, I'm just a little curious." Every time afterward, Jianjian would regret his soft-heartedness at the time, but every time he would make the same mistakes on the spot, his status as a breeder has made it impossible for him to really reject creatures like mermaid roommates.

"As you can see, we are a couple. It's a very vulgar plot. Homosexuality is not accepted, so we eloped to Kentali." The mermaid sat back in her seat with satisfaction, and a sofa was very domineering. Two-thirds of it was taken up by him, one part was taken up by the buttocks, and another part was taken up by the two hands.

"You think I'm a three-year-old?" Ryan said, rolling his eyes.

"Why don't you believe it, young people are always full of incredible romantic ideas." Sam showed a slightly sarcastic smirk.

"You don't look like a young man." The blond young man said sharply, Jian Jian was a little surprised. You must know that although his roommate is not a young man in his early twenties, his EQ is the opposite of IQ, and his face is too pretty. With such a stupid teenager with a second-year-old middle school boy's hairstyle, few people can see the essence of an old man at a glance.

"I'm just not too stupid." The mermaid shrugged her shoulders and said meanly, not knowing how to write the word restraint.

"I don't care what you do here. In short, as you said before, stay for a few days and then leave. I can't let you live here forever. If you don't intend to keep your promise, I will give you the house and I will leave. "Ryan waved his hand and said, not only the Taoist's harsh words, but also the simple slippers, the original hostility in his eyes has now been replaced by fatigue, and that kind of fatigue should not appear on a 20-year-old young man.

"Okay." Sam nodded. "However, I need you to introduce me to a job. After all, we need money, and no matter how rich our ideals are, we need a certain financial foundation to maintain them."

"Are you sure?" The blond young man looked at him in surprise. Doesn't the guy in front of him know that he is a male prostitute? He clearly knows what he does. What good job can a male prostitute introduce to others? Is this guy a lunatic?Male prostitutes are different from prostitutes. The former are more shady and shady. After all, as a man who makes a living by selling his ass, it is somewhat shameful. He is also robbed. If they are treated, they will be beaten up. Who told them that they are all a bunch of bitches who make a living by selling their ass.

"It's the same as yours, but I think I'll go and have a look first. After all, I've always heard that the water in this industry is a bit deep. If it really doesn't come in, my breeder will cry." Sam dragged He said in a low tone, with some meaning inside and outside the words, as for how to understand, of course it's none of his business.

Jian Jian frowned, although he didn't know exactly what Sam was going to do, but it was too much to work in such a place, even though this mermaid could be magical, mean and self-willed, he was still afraid that the other party would become a little lunatic again, Hurt yourself and bring a lot of trouble to others, so I said, you need to be cautious when raising mermaids, wait, is that the original sentence?

"Let's go and have a look tomorrow. As for whether to do it or not, let's talk about it." Ryan hesitated and said, he put on a coat and was about to leave, but was stopped by Jian Jian.

"Ryan, it's raining heavily outside." He reminded, the blond young man shrugged his shoulders, only answered "I know" and left. When it hit him, everyone felt icy cold, even though it was still summer.

"Jane, I want to 'take a bath'." After Ryan left, Mr. Mermaid, a simple roommate, demanded. He turned his head and saw that the other party was already lying on the sofa, with faint scales appearing on his cheeks. It seemed that he was about to turn into a mermaid. He was startled, and hurried to the bathroom with his back on his back. Fortunately, Ryan still had this device at home, and the white bathtub was fairly clean. It could be seen that it had been used quite a bit. many times.

"What if there is no ice water?" Jian Jian asked while turning on the cold water. Sam behind him had already stripped himself naked with a breath, and soon lay in the bathtub, his thin lips parted. Closed, the water in the bathtub froze quickly, but there was only a thin layer, and it shattered when the fingers slid lightly.

"Is it okay to be so thin?" Jian asked worriedly. Sam has always used ice cubes frozen in the refrigerator to 'bath', but now such a thin layer is formed by his magic, Either Sam's magic isn't working, or he doesn't need much ice.

"It's terrible." His roommate said angrily, his brows were tangled, his long black hair had turned dark green, his ears had become pointy, his jaw was even more pointed, or sharp, closed Inside the lips are sharp teeth that seem to be able to cut a lover's tongue.

"How can I help you?"

"Are you sure?" the mermaid looked at him and asked in a low voice.The icy blue eyes were as deep as the sea at night, Jian Jian licked his lips, nodded and said, "I'm sure, so tell me how to help you, at least make you feel better."

His roommate stared at him before slowly spitting out for a while. "I need your blood."

The author has something to say: I was washed a lot of blood by mosquitoes recently QAQ