my roommate is a mermaid

"What?" he asked, looking up at the person opposite.

"Why not use, um, magic." His roommate asked seriously, and the mermaid rolled his eyes and said, "Please, Jane, we can't use magic at will, the Department of Non-Human Affairs will come to trouble me, that's worse than not using magic." trouble."

"I thought your brother was omnipotent." Simply shrugged.

"Obviously you're wrong, he doesn't mind me all the time," Sam said casually, earning a teasing sneer from his roommate.

"Don't be self-willed, dear Sam, your brother is the most caring brother I have ever met." Simple said with a smile, this is not a joke, the last time his roommate entered estrus, Wei Sen looked like the world It's like the end, even if he is trying his best to endure, the people he cares about are in danger, and neither human nor non-human can truly control their emotions flawlessly.

The mermaid showed a disgusted expression, as if eating a two-day-old sandwich. The expression made Jian Jian laugh, and he relaxed a little in his heart. It was better than anything else to see his roommate alive and kicking. However, he glanced at a certain Somewhere in the mermaid, wondering if he's really okay, he doesn't want to wake up and find his roommate turned into a woman, or a female.

"God! You are so rude!" His roommate yelled angrily, his cheeks flushed, and there seemed to be anger in his beautiful eyes, and he smiled simply, and took away the roommate's cup to wash, despite paying If you don’t pay the rent, at least you have to clean up your dirty things. Mr. Breeder thinks that apart from having no money, he is still a good tenant.

"Jane, I'm a man! Male! With a handle! Do you understand, you stupid human being!" His roommate was still roaring behind him, and Jian waved his hand to show that he knew, but it still made the mermaid angry As a direct result, he refused to speak to him again, at least until dinner.

After washing the cups, Jian Jian decided to find a part-time job, at least to earn back the money for grocery shopping, and when he came out of the kitchen, Sam had disappeared, and this guy didn't know where he went to toss again, Jian Jian Rolling his eyes, he wasn't worried that his roommate would be in danger running around in this strange city. On the contrary, he was more worried about the residents of Kentali.

Before going out, Jian Yi still left a note for Ryan, and sent a text message to Sam, thanking God that the phone is still there, otherwise I really don't know how to contact him.

Kentali is a pretty big city, so it’s easier to find part-time jobs. Although you don’t earn much by distributing leaflets, fortunately, you don’t need any skills, and there is no time limit. Wait for Jian Jian to buy the vegetables back with a meager salary. , When they returned to the rental house, their temporary landlord had already woken up and was lying on the couch watching TV, gnawing on the sandwich that had been left for a few days.

"Hey, don't eat this, it will hurt your stomach." Suggestion found that I have lived with my roommate for a long time, and I can't get rid of the old mother's habit. Go over and pull the sandwich out of the mouth of a certain golden retriever. Golden retriever, simple I gave Riel a nickname in my heart. Sam said that this is the best embodiment of his overflowing compassion. Whether it is people or animals, they always give them some messy nicknames, and the flowers and plants in the house are not spared, even according to their size. Sort.

Ryan rolled his eyes at the black-haired man in front of him. He leaned back on the sofa, squinted at him and said, "I'm hungry."

"Okay, I'll cook." Jian Yi made a gesture of surrender. He is definitely an old mother, and anyone can order him. Who told them to live under the fence now, and the other party is just a newly developed stinky brat? Don't compare with the other party.

"Remember not to put onions." The golden retriever said suddenly and lightly, his eyes were still focused on the TV screen, and his pants were dangerously falling on his crotch, as if they would fall off with a single movement.

"Eat or not, choose one." Looking back at the other party, Jian Jian offered two options in a good-tempered manner.

"Eat." The other party stared at him and gritted his teeth. His eyes were bulging, and he was obviously still a child. This point was suddenly realized by Jian Jian, and from what Sam said just now, it seems that this child... He continued to think, and didn't want the other party to know what he was thinking, so he got into the kitchen and started preparing dinner for the three of them.

After all the materials were prepared, the sound of rain came from outside the glass window. The wind was blowing and hitting the glass, as if it was about to break through the glass and get in to make trouble. Jian Jian prepared dinner with difficulty under the rain. If you are distracted, you will think about whether Sam will be drenched into a fish in soup. If he suddenly turns into a fish on the main road and cannot move, I don’t know if he will be kidnapped to the experimental base. Thinking of this, Mr. Breeder He laughed unkindly.

It turned out that his roommate was not kidnapped to the experimental base to become a research subject, but he was indeed drenched, and the mushroom-like afro was now all limply attached to his forehead, matching Sam's depressed face , indescribably funny.

"Go take a shower, Sam, if you don't want to make us laugh out our abs with this stupid face." Simple said with a smile, and Ryan on the side had already rolled under the table laughing.

"Shut up." The mermaid rolled her eyes at them and rushed into the bathroom. Ryan wiped his tears and shouted behind him: "Brother! There are no big towels in the bathroom, are you going to come out naked?" The sound of the shower, came a shameless words.

"Give me clothes!"

"Dude, it seems that you don't know how to use the word please?" Ryan yelled back, and the two yelled at each other through the bathroom door like singing a folk song.

"Please!"

"Very good, I will give you clothes!" Ryan smiled and walked towards the bedroom, and after a while lost two large clothes, which were indeed large for his height, but for Sam , they are still a bit shorter and a bit smaller.

"The muscles are good." The blond youth whistled, if not for his good looks, he would look similar to that kind of street hooligan.

The mermaid looked at his breeder depressedly, and muttered, "Jane, wash and dry my clothes quickly, I need them."

"Don't be self-willed, Sam, we don't have the money to send it for dry cleaning, and we don't have good equipment to allow you to put on your clothes quickly." Simple said with a smile, looking a little gloating.

"It looks good, don't worry." The blond young man praised idealistically, "You look so stupid like this" written naked on the corners of his eyes and brows.

Sam rolled his eyes and decided not to talk to these two people anymore. He moved to the dining table and sat down, and began to eat hard. Simple and Ryan glanced at each other, and it seemed that a special class had been established for a moment Revolutionary feelings, started to chat at the dinner table, and finally collapsed because of the World Cup.

"God, I can't believe you're rooting for that stupid pair of teams who play football like a chimpanzee with bananas, so fucking ridiculous!" Ryan yelled.

When my favorite football team was criticized so much, even the breeder had a good temper and was irritated. He stood up suddenly and said: "You like it even worse. If the referee is not a good-for-nothing, I can't believe it. To see such a crappy team on the screen!"

The two people continued to argue, and both of them stood up from their chairs. Ryan, who was slightly shorter, had already stood on tiptoe, and his chin was raised higher and higher. Sam wondered if the other party had a crush on the ceiling. Zhong wanted to take the opportunity to kiss him, but his roommate was already flushed and looked very excited.

Mr. Mermaid, who was not interested in the World Cup, rolled his eyes. He didn't understand the excitement of such a barbaric sport. He lowered his head and silently brought his food closer to avoid splashing any unknown liquid.

The author has something to say: Every year the World Cup says that you can squat by the window to pick up junk