I Ran Away After Flirting with the Paranoid Male Protagonist

Jiang Chuyan's scalp was numb, he took a deep breath, turned his head and asked, "You are Yu Yuan??? You are not Master Qi?!"

Seeing Jiang Chuyan's reaction, Yu Yuan confirmed his guess just now, Jiang Chuyan did recognize him as someone else.

But they had known each other for nearly two months, how could Jiang Chuyan not recognize his face.

Yu Yuan suppressed the strange feeling in his heart, and said with a light smile, "I am Yu Yuan."

Jiang Chuyan's eyes went dark, and he couldn't recover for a while.

numb...

Really numb...

Prosopagnosia is harmful...

Jiang Chuyan pressed his temples, and slowly exhaled, "Little beggar, what's your name?"

The beggar wiped away his tears in pain, "My name is Qi Gai. Qi from the Monkey King! Gai from the unrivaled hero!"

Jiang Chuyan: "...Oh, hello, beggar."

"You just said that Yu Yuan kicked you into the mud?"

Qi Gai sobbed aggrievedly, "Yes."

Jiang Chuyan's attitude immediately made a 360-degree turn, pointed at Yu Yuan and said, "There is such a brazen person in the world! I will condemn him for you!"

When facing the male lead, Jiang Chuyan was still a little timid, and asked in a low voice, "Yu Yuan, why did you do this."

Yu Yuan said indifferently: "Qi Gai wants to sneak attack on me, but stealing chickens is nothing more than losing money."

Jiang Chuyan said fiercely, "That's your fault too. Apologize."

"Master Jiang didn't say that just now."

Yu Yuan's tone was slow, as if he was acting strangely, "Master Jiang said just now that Qi Gai just fell into a mud puddle, but I hurt my leg."

Jiang Chuyan suddenly felt his face hurt.

"Yu Yuan, if you do something wrong, you have to bear the consequences. This evil right leg has made an unforgivable mistake and must be punished. Otherwise, the heavens will not tolerate it, and it will not be enough for the common people to be angry. Then just use your right leg..."

Jiang Chuyan's eyebrows and eyes were covered with a layer of frost, and he made a "click" gesture with his right hand, and the rest of the words were self-evident.

Yu Yuan's face darkened slightly.

Qi Gai stopped in horror: "You can't cut off his legs! We can't do illegal things!"

The butler stopped him and said, "Master, legs are non-renewable resources, please think twice. If you cut off Yu Yuan's right leg, then Yu Yuan's right leg will be gone."

Listening to the Lord's words is like listening to the words.

Jiang Chuyan was puzzled: "When am I going to saw off his leg?"

Qi Gai asked in horror: "Are you trying to kill Yu Yuan???"

"You misunderstood."

Jiang Chuyan explained: "I mean tie up his right leg so that he can only hop and walk on one foot. That scene must be very funny."

Qi Gai's expression suddenly became indescribable, and he put on a pain mask again.He didn't know if that scene was funny or not, but now he felt like a joke.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

After saying this, Qi Gai ran away crying.

The hall suddenly fell into a dead silence.

Thinking of what he did just now, Jiang Chuyan was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole to bury himself.

The butler said respectfully: "Master, breakfast is ready, please have a meal."

Jiang Chuyan was not in the mood to eat.

Some people are alive, but he is dead :)

At this time, a snow-white puppet cat walked towards Jiang Chuyan on catwalks.

Seeing such a cute cat, the sadness in Jiang Chuyan's heart was instantly healed.

Immediately abducted the puppet cat into his arms, and performed compulsory love play on the puppet cat.

The butler reassured: "As expected, Cuihua is still the closest to the young master. It never lets others touch it, only the young master."

Jiang Chuyan cracked open, "Cuihua?"

The name Cuihua is really fresh and refined.

When he read the novel, he didn't read it seriously, and couldn't remember many details clearly.In the original book, there seems to be a cat named Cuihua.

"Meow~" The puppet cat stretched out its light pink claws, its eyes were clear and blue.

Jiang Chuyan sat at the dining table with the cat in his arms, and caught a glimpse of a gray enamel basin on the ground out of the corner of his eye.

The enamel basin was about the size of a washbasin, and inside it contained a white steamed bun and a few pickles. It looked very shabby, a bit like a dog bowl.

Jiang Chuyan hugged the puppet cat in his arms, and asked fearfully, "Do you have a dog at home?"

When he was a child, he was chased and bitten by a dog for two streets, and he was a little afraid of dogs.

Butler: "There is no dog."

Jiang Chuyan stared at the "dog bowl" on the floor, and then moved his gaze to Yu Yuan, feeling a bad premonition in his heart.

The housekeeper continued to say, "This is Yu Yuan's breakfast."

"You don't allow Yu Yuan to eat at the dining table, and order Yu Yuan to eat in this pot on the ground. Because once you fed Yu Yuan at the dining table with your own hands, Yu Yuan didn't know how to push you away."

The housekeeper scolded: "It's what you deserve, people like Yu Yuan are really shameless. Yu Yuan dare not eat the food you feed yourself."

"Housekeeper, shut up."

Jiang Chuyan took a tentative look at the male protagonist's face, and found that there was no expression on the male protagonist's face.The hero can really bear it.

Jiang Chuyan looked at the enamel basin. There was only a white steamed bun without any chopsticks, and it was thrown in the corner of the restaurant. The insult in it was too strong.

The original owner is really a scumbag.

Even if he wants to abuse the male protagonist's body and mind, Jiang Chuyan doesn't bother to use such low-handed methods.It's really immoral to let people eat dog food.

"This rice bowl is an eyesore here, so throw it away."

"Yu Yuan, you are my canary, so you should have the self-consciousness of a canary."

"From now on, all the food bowls on the ground belong to cats and cats only. Don't think about things that don't belong to you, let alone grab cats and cats' cat food. You'd better eat at the table obediently and don't try to disobey me."

Yu Yuan didn't know what the hell Jiang Chuyan was trying to do.

This psycho has always liked to use this dog bowl to humiliate him, why did he suddenly change his nature now?Could it be that Jiang Chuyan planned to torture him with more cruel methods?Like cutting off his food sources.

Yu Yuan said coldly: "What if I disagree."

Jiang Chuyan was stunned.

"Even grabbing the cat's food, are you still human?!"

The puppet cat opened its teeth and claws and "meowed", and its fluffy snow-white claws rested on the edge of the enamel basin, as if responding.

After hearing these humiliating words, Yu Yuan still had no unnecessary expression on his face, his pupils were pure black, and he looked at Jiang Chuyan as if he was looking at a dead person.

Jiang Chuyan commanded the puppet cat and said fiercely: "Amiao, he stole your food, go up and scratch him!"

The puppet cat seemed to understand Jiang Chuyan's words, and rushed to Yu Yuan with its fluffy short legs.

Holding Yu Yuan's trousers, staring at Yu Yuan with clear blue watery eyes, he roared ferociously: "Meow meow!"

"Meow!!!"

The puppet cat has snow-white fluff all over its body, and its pads are light pink. Its meowing sound is particularly sweet, and its sweetness penetrates into people's hearts.

Yu Yuan's eyes moved slightly, and he was caught off guard by being cute.

Leaning over, he gently stroked the cat's fur.

It's soft to the touch, like fluffy cotton candy.

The puppet cat rubbed Yu Yuan's palm, rolled over while hugging Yu Yuan's leg, purred comfortably, and betrayed on the spot.

Jiang Chuyan hardly looked at the rebellious cat.

After waiting for a long time, but still not receiving the torture from Jiang Chuyan, Yu Yuan felt more and more strange in his heart.

"Master, is there anything else you want to order?"

"Have."

There was a large table of dishes in front of him, and he couldn't finish eating so many dishes.Wasting food is not good.

It's better to use these dishes to abuse the male protagonist's body and mind.

It is mentioned in the original book that the hero likes to be vegetarian, hates meat, and never buys meat in the supermarket.

As a villain, of course he can't let the hero get what he wants.

Braised pork, salted duck in sauce, braised pork ribs, big pork knuckle, etc. are all meat dishes that the hero doesn't like, so arrange them all!

"These breakfasts are too greasy, I don't have any appetite looking at them, so I reward you."

Jiang Chuyan looked dignified, and lazily handed the thermos pot filled with big fish and meat to Yu Yuan, "Take your breakfast away."

Yu Yuan's expression was slightly startled, and the feeling of weirdness in his heart became more and more intense.

Jiang Chuyan not only did not cut off his food source, but gave him better food.

Furthermore, how did Jiang Chuyan know that he likes to eat meat?

I used to be a vegetarian because I couldn't afford meat.

"Yes, sir."

When passing the lunch box, the fingertips of the two accidentally touched.

Yu Yuan withdrew his knuckles as quickly as an electric shock, his face turned livid in an instant, and there was a storm in his pitch-black eyes.

Jiang Chuyan was stunned for a few seconds, surprised that the hero had such a big reaction.

Jiang Chuyan also has a slight obsession with cleanliness, and doesn't like to get too close to strangers.But such a small movement of fingertips touching, he usually doesn't take it to heart.

The hero's cleanliness has become so serious that he can't even bear the most basic fingertip touch.

By the way, it seems to have been described in the original book.

Due to his tragic childhood experience, Yu Yuan hated intimate contact with the same sex, and the most disgusting thing was probably the touch from the vicious villain Jiang Chuyan.

Seeing this, Jiang Chuyan became even more excited.

Jiang Chuyan took a few steps forward, shortening the distance between the two of them, and deliberately leaned over.

The distance was so close that it almost touched Yu Yuan's Adam's apple.

Jiang Chuyan's twinkling peach blossom eyes were full of sly light, if he went any further, he would hit his Adam's apple.But he dared to bet that the male lead would never let him meet.

really.

When he was about to touch him, Yu Yuan suddenly took two steps back, his chest heaved slightly, as if he was suppressing his anger.

Jiang Chuyan experienced the joy of being a villain for the first time, and he couldn't help but feel a little addicted.

He asked with interest: "Honey, what are you hiding?"

The young man's complexion is snow-white, with a bright and flamboyant beauty.

Yu Yuan's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he said stiffly: "It's nothing."

Jiang Chuyan deliberately grabbed the hem of the shirt at the male lead's waist and shook it gently.

It didn't touch the skin directly, but it was obviously a cross-border contact.

"My husband avoids me on purpose, does he hate me?"

Jiang Chuyan lowered his eyelashes, his delicate eyebrows were gray and gloomy.

I thought to myself, the hero should not hate him, the hero just wants to kill him.

It's okay, he just wants to disgust the hero :)

Jiang Chuyan's slender eyelashes fluttered slightly, he bit his lower lip, revealing a small dimple, holding back his shame and whispering coquettishly: "I'm sorry, it's my fault that I offended my husband. If my husband is angry, my husband should not blame me."

The tea flavor in the words is about to overflow.

Jiang Chuyan acted like a baby for the first time, and he was not very proficient in the business, so he didn't know how to control the level of acting like a baby so that he could just disgust the male lead.

He secretly glanced at Yu Yuan from the corner of his eye.

Yu Yuan was in a trance for a moment.

The juvenile's amber eyes were like flowing honey syrup, shining brightly, and the sweetness melted in the pupils.

The voice is so light and soft that it makes one's bones crisp, and one can't wait to dedicate the most precious treasure in the world to him.

No, nothing compares to a boy.

The youth itself is the most precious existence.

Reason came back in an instant, Yu Yuan's face turned ashen in an instant, and the peaks of his brows were tightly wrinkled.

How could he have such an idea.

Did Jiang Chuyan play a trick on him?

Glancing at Yu Yuan's livid face from the corner of the eye, Jiang Chuyan thought that acting like a baby is quite effective.

The male protagonist looked very angry.

An inspiration flashed in Jiang Chuyan's mind, and he suddenly realized.

He seems to have found an excellent way to abuse the male protagonist's body and mind!

"Method [-]: Call your husband"

"Method [-]: Acting like a baby to the hero"

"Method [-]: Get in touch with the hero, such as holding hands and hugging"

"Method [-]: Get in touch with the male protagonist, such as sleeping together at night"

"Method [-]: Call your husband, act like a baby, and have intimate contact with the male protagonist."

After formulating the battle plan, Jiang Chuyan felt that he was simply a genius.

Seeing that Yu Yuan was about to turn around and leave, Jiang Chuyan stopped him, "Wait."

"You hold out your right hand."

Yu Yuan lowered his eyes, "Master, what are you going to do?"

Jiang Chuyan frowned, looking a little impatient, and repeated what he said just now, "Hold out your hand. Don't make me say it a third time."

Yu Yuan stretched out his right hand, palm facing up.

Jiang Chuyan casually took a black pen from the side, twisted off the cap of the pen, and wrote down his WeChat ID on Yu Yuan's palm.

Why was it written on Yu Yuan's palm instead of on a note.

Of course it was to bully Yu Yuan.

Jiang Chuyan thought about it in another place.

If someone dared to write on his palm with a black pen, he would be very angry and smash that person's head off.

Yu Yuan lowered his eyes, looking down at Jiang Chuyan who was holding a pen and writing.

From his angle, he could see the young man's delicate collarbone, ruddy lips, and slightly curved peach eyes, making him look very well behaved.

The young man leaned over slightly, revealing a thin white waist.

For some reason, he didn't push Jiang Chuyan away.

The pen fell into the sensitive palm.

Every stroke is clearly perceived.

The tip of the pen slid across the palm of the hand, following the lines of the palm, a secret tingling sensation came from the skin of the palm.

After the stinging pain, there was a slight numbness, and the crispness and numbness set off the heat.

The slightly cool ink stained the skin, and the mixture of cold and heat aroused tiny shudders.

Being too close, he could even vaguely feel the heat of Jiang Chuyan's breathing.

Yu Yuan's eyes were dim, and his fingertips curled up uncomfortably.

The morning sun shines into the room through the window lattice.

Jiang Chuyan's expression was arrogant and willful, his eyebrows and eyes were full of willfulness.

Standing in the sunlight, he was more dazzling than the sun.

The young man raised his chin slightly, and ordered proudly, "Add me."

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