I Ran Away After Flirting with the Paranoid Male Protagonist

Jiang Chuyan had a dream of defeating the male protagonist overnight.

The alarm clock rang the next day.

The high-pitched sound of musical instruments resounded through the room, the lingering sound lingered endlessly, and the rhythmic suona sound kept hitting people's eardrums.

Hearing the alarm clock, Jiang Chuyan struggled to open his sleepy eyes.

The butler stood by the bed and said gently: "Master, breakfast is ready and you can enjoy it anytime."

The sound of the suona was cheerful and hasty, especially abrupt in the quiet room.

The butler couldn't hold back his curiosity, and couldn't help but ask, "Master, why is your alarm clock ringing a suona?"

Jiang Chuyan explained casually: "I woke up to go to work, but I didn't wake up to go on the road."

The butler smiled and said, "Master, you are so humorous."

Jiang Chuyan glanced at him suspiciously, put on his clothes and got off the bed, "No, I'm serious."

The smile on the housekeeper's face froze, and he couldn't laugh anymore.He changed the subject dryly.

"Master, what's the name of this suona?"

Jiang Chuyan felt angry about getting up in the morning, and said coldly, ""Kikujiro's First Seven."

housekeeper:"……"

It sounds like his first seven.

After simply washing up, Jiang Chuyan walked to the hall and waited expectantly for breakfast.

I heard that today's breakfast includes custard buns, crystal shrimp dumplings, West Lake beef soup and so on.

People live for food.

At this moment, two men walked in from outside the door.

The housekeeper respectfully reminded: "Master Qi and Yu Yuan have come to see you."

Hearing that the hero is coming, Jiang Chuyan immediately planned to play the vicious villain.

He wants to ruthlessly abuse the male protagonist's body and mind!

But now there is a question... who is the hero of these two people?

Jiang Chuyan has a million spots of face blindness.

Yesterday the hero's face was covered with blood, he didn't see the hero's face clearly.

A man was wearing very torn clothes, covered with mud.The other person's clothes are obviously much cleaner.

It is described in the book that the hero's situation at the beginning was very miserable. He didn't have enough food and clothing, and even his clothes were tattered.

Then this beggar-like person must be the hero.

The beggar's clothes were covered in mud, and he rushed over and wanted to grab his arm, "This bastard dared to kick me, Ah Chu, you want to avenge me!"

Jiang Chuyan didn't like others touching him, so he took two steps back to avoid the beggar's movements.

As a vicious villain, how could he help the hero.

"Why should I want to avenge you? Are you dreaming? Did you roll in the mud, or went to Africa to dig coal? The smell on you is so special."

The beggar asked expectantly, "Does it smell particularly good?"

The beggar sprayed perfume on purpose today, but after rolling around in the mud, his clothes were covered with mud. Unexpectedly, Jiang Chuyan could smell the fragrance hidden under the mud.

Jiang Chuyan said euphemistically: "It must be very popular with dogs."

What do dogs like?

Dogs love to eat...!

The beggar reacted, and his face turned blue and red.

The beggar raised his orchid finger and pretentiously wiped away the non-existent teardrops in the corner of his eyes, "Ah Chu, you have changed!"

Jiang Chuyan was instantly overwhelmed by lightning, and said perfunctorily, "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

The beggar stomped his feet on the ground and said angrily, "You are no longer the original you."

Jiang Chuyan: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

The beggar suddenly choked to death, "How can you mock me in a weird way?!"

Jiang Chuyan: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

The beggar was so angry that he couldn't catch his breath, "You! You! You!"

Jiang Chuyan: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

beggar:"……"

Jiang Chuyan looked at the beggar's sharp eyes, and moved his gaze to the taciturn man next to him.

In contrast to the filthy beggar next to him, the man was clean and handsome, so handsome that he was in a mess.

This must be Young Master Qi.

Jiang Chuyan asked softly, "Your foot doesn't hurt, does it?"

Yu Yuan concealed the strange color in his eyes, and said innocently, "It hurts a bit."

Jiang Chuyan comforted: "If it hurts, come and sit on the chair, don't stand."

Beggar: "I want to sit too!"

Jiang Chuyan said with disgust: "No, you are too dirty."

"It's not all because of this dog man that I've become so dirty."

The beggar hid the guilty conscience in his eyes, and said indignantly: "This dog man kicked me into the mud pit, don't you care about him?"

Although it was he who wanted to kick Yu Yuan into the mud pit, he was kicked into the mud pit by Yu Yuan instead.But so what, Ah Chu likes to torture Yu Yuan the most, Ah Chu will definitely not blame him.

Jiang Chuyan: "Don't worry, of course I will take care of it."

Hearing these words, the beggar finally felt a little better, "Ah Chu is the best to me."

Jiang Chuyan said to the beggar: "Didn't he just kick you into the mud pit? It's fine if you get up from the mud pit. Don't make a fuss. I think you are alive and kicking now."

beggar:"???"

Jiang Chu said with reason and evidence: "You just fell into a mud pit, but his foot hurts from kicking."

"..."

The beggar was really crying this time.

Jiang Chuyan gently pulled the handsome guy (Yu Yuan) to the seat, and asked warmly, "Please sit down, do you want tea? Do you want West Lake Dragon Well Tea or Tieguanyin?"

A strange color flashed across Yu Yuan's eyes, thinking about what kind of trick Jiang Chuyan wanted to play again, "No need."

"This is the first time we met. Why do I feel like we have met many times before."

After saying this, Jiang Chuyan couldn't help laughing, "Although this sentence is very old-fashioned, I really think so in my heart."

The corner of Yu Yuan's lips twitched into a sneer, "We have indeed met before."

Jiang Chuyan propped his chin, smiled with crooked eyebrows and said: "Then we are really destined!"

"It may be a predestined fate. I have a special crush on you."

This kind of favor does not involve liking, but pure appreciation of beauty.Jiang Chuyan is a paper lover, he only likes paper people, and has no interest in real people.

"Handsome guy, it's so fateful, can I invite you to dinner tonight..."

Snapped!

The dinner plate in the hand of the butler next to him broke.

Eating with good-looking people can make people feel happy. Jiang Chuyan was so happy that he couldn't help suggesting: "After dinner, let's go to a good movie, such as "Garden Baby"... "

Clap!

The vase in the servant's hand broke into pieces.

Jiang Chuyan imagined a bright future to himself, and said softly: "After watching the movie, we can go to the amusement park... What are we going to play? Let's play the carousel."

Crackling!

The stack of dishes in the chef's hand was all broken into pieces.

The corners of Yu Yuan's lips twitched slightly, with an indescribable sarcasm, "Master Jiang is really thoughtful."

"It's more common to call Young Master Jiang, just call me Ah Chu."

Jiang Chu couldn't help sighing emotionally, "Fate is beyond words. It is fate that brought us together."

"Are you interested in starting a wonderful relationship with me?"

Jiang Chuyan's pretty face flushed slightly, hinting: "We can go play something exciting."

Seeing Jiang Chuyan's bright and provocative smile, Yu Yuan had a guess in his heart.Jiang Chuyan suddenly became so enthusiastic about him, did he mistake him for someone else?

Yu Yuan probed, "What does Young Master Jiang want to play with me?"

Jiang Chuyan's cheeks flushed, "Like going to play bumper cars together."

Yu Yuan: "???"

The beggar finally couldn't stand it any longer, and said angrily, "Ah Chu, why on earth are you being so nice to Yu Yuan?"

"Am I still your favorite little baby?!"

Jiang Chuyan: "yue"

beggar:"……"

Jiang Chuyan suddenly realized something was wrong, "Wait, what are you talking about? Who are you calling Yu Yuan?!"

The beggar pointed angrily at the people around him.

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