Become a guardian of the system
Chapter 9 Yogurt
Mr. Chicken Juice is a soft girl in freshman year. She doesn't look amazing, but she has cute facial features and friendly temperament, so she can be regarded as a little goddess.
Of course, the men who are trying their best to chase cute girls don't know that under the appearance of Mr. Chicken Juice's "delicate body and soft body and easy to push down", there is a burning "heart of general attack" hidden.This is also when the story of two men competing for a woman at the same time happened to Mr. Chicken Juice, the light in his eyes was never shy or hard to choose, but the flame of "rotten women together" that can overthrow everything.
Although Chicken Juice Jun is still a single party, she can still bring her the joy of life by secretly matching others in her heart or shouting "so cute, so cute!"As a rotten girl with a very low-key appearance, Mr. Chicken Juice has thoroughly practiced the true meaning of words such as duplicity, clothes and beasts. With his rich inner activities, he has successfully made "Chicken Juice" a master of pure love!
Therefore, it should be nothing if Mrs. Xiaozheng said that she was "blame auntie".
But in the group of authors, the 'auntie' Chicken Juice Jun, who is trying to do a good job in psychological construction to face Xiaozhengtai, is dying again.
Chicken Juice Jun: The Lun family is not blaming Auntie, Wo Kesu will always be an eight-year-old little loli~
Running Latiaozi: The weather is really nice today
Spicy Falling Noodles: The sun is really big today
Lin Xixi: The clouds are so beautiful today
Lang Liben: There is a lot of blood today
Zigua: Auntie is so cute
Lin Xixi: Pfft
Lang Liben: Puff puff
Spicy Falling Noodles: Puff Puff Puff
Running Latiaozi: Puff puff puff puff
Chicken Juice Jun: Every misunderstood loli is a pea shooter in her previous life! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Xiao Zhengtai, can we still have fun together?
Zigua: [voice]
After a while of silence, Mr. Chicken Juice was revived with full blood.
Chicken Juice Jun: Awwow, Xiao Zhengtai, my sister forgives you, please say a few more words!
Lin Xixi: The one who can say 'I'm sorry' so cute is really cute
Spicy noodles: It turns out that apart from Lolita, Zhengtai’s lethality is also so strong, come on, call him uncle
Running Tiaozi: Think about adding a son to my male lead, damn it, so cute
Lang Liben: Mrs. Zheng, help Auntie record a 'I answered the phone, I answered the phone! 'OK?The stars are watching you~~~
Xitong puffed his mouth, and obediently helped Lang Liben record it, "Answer the phone, answer the phone!" ', posted in the group, smiling happily.
Lang Liben: Rensen is perfect!
Chicken Juice King: Downloaded
Lin Xixi: downloaded
Running Tiaozi: It has been downloaded, can Xiao Zhengtai say "Uncle Ben, you are the most handsome" again?
Spicy Falling Noodles: Downloaded, can Xiao Zhengtai say "Uncle Noodles, get up soon" again?
Zigua watched the child muttering something with his own mic and rolling happily on the bed, so he walked over to see what was being said in the group, and happened to see a group of uncles and aunts who were acting cute together for the voice, A face of black lines.
Simply turn on the microphone, "Don't bully my children!"
Seeing that Dugu was busy for a while, Xitong used his octopus magic to wrap around Dugu, rubbed his brother's eyes and said, "Are your brother's eyes tired? Xitong rubs it for you!"
Shangu held the child wrapped around him firmly, and rubbed the tip of the child's nose. The more he gets along with Xitong, the more he understands the meaning of the cute blood on his face!
The group of authors who were ignored by the two went crazy.
Chicken Juice: Ears Are Pregnant
Lin Xixi: Cool CEO Voice
Lang Liben: It's good to hear fried hair
Running Tiaozi: This is unscientific. In just one day, the 36E big-breasted Guada turned into a man with a deep and magnetic voice! ! !
Spicy noodles: What kind of trouble is this kind of voice and visual sense of a winner in life! ! !
Chicken Juice Jun: Covering the nosebleed, the download is complete, this deep pampering is the visual sense!
Chicken Juice Jun: Gua Da, we are the only two writing pure love in the group, I am a plain girl and you are a plain Han, don’t you plan to say something more?The wretched face with a hey smile.
Mr. Chicken Juice on the computer side silently covered his face and fell to the ground happily. Today, he heard the soft and cute voice of Zhengtai and the voice of the seductive president. The life of a rotten girl is complete!Haha, this kind of brothers are absolutely in love with each other!But it's not easy to say this in the group, Mr. Chicken Juice can only cover his chest and silently growl, no, no, no, no, no, no, nosebleeds will come!
The girl in the dormitory was shocked when she saw Mr. Jizhi laying on the bed with a rippling face, "Are you okay? Are you in a relationship?"
Mr. Chicken Juice sat up from the bed, calmly tied up his loose long hair, "There is no such thing as love when you are in love! I want to hook up with this little lady!"
And Xitong, who is not watching the group here, helped his brother rub his eyes, and looked at Shangu leaning against the bed with his eyes closed, with sharp facial features, deep eyebrows, and a deep and charming look when he closed his eyes, Xitong Tong Mei丨Mei thought that if my elder brother went to act on TV, he would definitely be much more handsome than those emperor generals, but such a handsome elder brother should be hidden by himself!
Dugu's grandmother is an ethnic minority, with exquisite and three-dimensional facial features. Dugu's three-dimensional appearance, with a bit of Westernization, is also related to her grandmother.
The little hands are massaging the acupuncture points around the eyes. Xitong is still looking at his brother at a close distance. The long eyelashes are different from his own. They look hard and straight. I don’t know if they will hurt my hands. They are straight The bridge of the nose was very straight, and the thin, angular lips were slightly pursed. Xitong swallowed dryly, really wanting to lick it.
Thinking of the information he saw on the webpage, Xitong bent his eyes, pursed his mouth and kissed Dugu's lips, "Brother kiss~"
Dugu was taken aback by the sweet and soft touch of his lips. When he opened his eyes, he saw a child holding his face with both hands and pointing at the computer screen. On the screen was a scene of a foreign father and son kissing goodbye.
The child was confident, "Brother, kissing is actually a kind of politeness!"
"Xitong, they are all kissing on the face!" Shangu felt that it was necessary to explain to Xitong the trial crowd for kissing.
Poking his finger, feeling aggrieved, Xitong pointed at Shangu's face, "But my brother's face is not soft, only his mouth is soft! You touch Xitong's face and it becomes soft! The child talked to himself while talking. He poked his own little face, as if he disliked the tough face of a big man like Dugu.
It seems that I really think too much. As an adult, Dugu will definitely not compare his face with a kid. Fortunately, he shaved in the morning, otherwise Xitong might still be tied.Kissing the child's forehead, Dugu nodded Xitong's nose, "You have many reasons, you can only kiss the person you love the most in the future, don't kiss everyone."
Happily embracing Dugu and burying her little face, Xitong muttered, "Brother is the person Xitong loves the most. Even if my brother's face is hard, he will be hard when hugged. Xitong still only kisses his brother." one person!"
I didn't hear the children's muttering clearly, but Shangu still likes children's closeness very much. My appearance is too cold, and I have never been liked by children. Being able to be reluctant to leave by a child makes Shangu feel warm in his heart "Okay, stop being coquettish, you can continue playing here, and brother will go to work!"
Obediently let go, and pouted again on his lips, Xitong waved his little hand to let his brother go to work, and then crawled to play on the computer.
Dugu was attacked again, he nodded his lips with his hand, watched the child start playing computer, felt that it was too sinful for him to think about children with adult thoughts, so he continued to busy with his own affairs.
Although Zigua is a rare high-yield god in the Internet literary world, Dugu's wealth is definitely not entirely dependent on manuscript fees.Shangu himself started investing with the money left by his mother when he was in college. Besides, Shangu himself studied economics and has a bold vision. Although he has not had a formal job in the past few years after graduation, he has never been short of money. .
At the same time of writing, Shan Gu has been sitting on the Internet related to financial investment management work. He was so busy that it was almost dark, and he handed over a client in hand. Man, and a little boy who will be hungry!
The computer on the bed had been turned off, and the wrinkled sheets had been remade. Shan Gu wondered where Xi Tong had gone, and when he came out of the bedroom, he saw the child squatting in a corner of the kitchen, wondering what he was doing, "Xi Tong, where are you?" what to do?"
The child made a 'shush' gesture and beckoned Shangu to pass.
Dugu walked over and smelled the smell of milk in the kitchen. It seems that Xitong heated the milk with an induction cooker, and there was a package of opened yogurt in the trash can, so the child is drinking hot milk and then drinking yogurt?
Xitong pointed to the small basin in the corner, and rolled his eyes with a smile, "Brother, this is the yogurt I made!"
"Ah?" The voice was small and mysterious, squatting here for so long, are you making yogurt here?Just as Shan Gu was about to say something, Xi Tong covered his mouth.
"Brother, keep your voice down, Sister Jizhi told me that you can make yogurt at home, so I ran out to make it!" Duangu's breath was hot, and when Xitong covered his brother's mouth, he felt itchy when he breathed want to laugh.
Dugu didn't care about the small basin covered with plastic wrap and something in the corner, picked up Xitong who was sitting on the ground and left the kitchen.He found that children seem to like to sit on the ground, it seems that the family should consider buying a carpet.
"It's getting dark and you're still sitting on the ground, isn't it cool?" Shangu touched Xitong's buttocks, his pants were cold, and frowned, he pulled the tail of Xitong's pants.
Xitong covered his butt shyly and shook his head, "It's not cool, brother, Xitong wants to make yogurt for you!"
"But don't sit on the ground for so long next time, it's cold on the ground! But Xitong, what are you doing sitting there?" Dugu doesn't stop the child from making things. After all, Xitong is a child on the surface, but it is the system and human beings who really Children are different.Being able to use electrical appliances safely without hurting himself, Shangu let Xitong go.
"Because Sister Jizhi said that the fermentation of yogurt should be done in a closed, dark and quiet place, so I found a place there!" Xitong made the 'shush' gesture to Shangu because of this.
Dugu's face was darkened, and he rubbed the child, "I can understand the need for a closed and dark place when yogurt is fermenting, why do we need a quiet place?" It seems that he needs to have a good chat with Mr. Chicken Juice, "West Tong, do you need a quiet place because you are afraid of disturbing the probiotics in the yogurt?"
"That's right! Probiotics are not afraid of being woken up, so sister Jizhi is lying to me? She said that the yogurt is fermented there, and she wants me to protect it!" Xitong, who was aggrieved by this thought, instantly realized, He gave up his time with his brother to make yogurt, and sat on the ground foolishly waiting for the yogurt to ferment. You must know that the buttocks that have been sitting for several hours are sour and cold.
She pursed her mouth, "Brother, Xitong's butt is so sore!" Covering his butt with his little hand, Xitong rubbed against his brother, who was so warm.
Shangu sat on the sofa with the child in his arms, let the child lie on his lap, rubbed the little butt for him, and wrote a note to Mr. Chicken Juice in his heart.
"Just to make yogurt, you sat so foolishly for so long?" Shan Gu looked at the child lying on his lap and humming in satisfaction, which was very cute, and he said in his heart that it would be a lie not to be moved.
With bright eyes, Xitong turned his face, "Brother, let's drink yogurt later! Drinking yogurt is good for health, let's drink it together~" Making yogurt for my brother is not tiring at all.
The two of them got along warmly and warmly, only Mr. Chicken Juice, who was still typing by the computer, sneezed twice, "Huh? Did anyone miss me?"
If Chicken Juice Jun also has a system, then there will definitely be a system message at this time: Congratulations Chicken Juice Jun for winning the title of the best trick player, please ask for blessings.
The author has something to say:
If nothing else, there will be another update in a while
I love petting the nest, and the nest is bloody today!
Of course, the men who are trying their best to chase cute girls don't know that under the appearance of Mr. Chicken Juice's "delicate body and soft body and easy to push down", there is a burning "heart of general attack" hidden.This is also when the story of two men competing for a woman at the same time happened to Mr. Chicken Juice, the light in his eyes was never shy or hard to choose, but the flame of "rotten women together" that can overthrow everything.
Although Chicken Juice Jun is still a single party, she can still bring her the joy of life by secretly matching others in her heart or shouting "so cute, so cute!"As a rotten girl with a very low-key appearance, Mr. Chicken Juice has thoroughly practiced the true meaning of words such as duplicity, clothes and beasts. With his rich inner activities, he has successfully made "Chicken Juice" a master of pure love!
Therefore, it should be nothing if Mrs. Xiaozheng said that she was "blame auntie".
But in the group of authors, the 'auntie' Chicken Juice Jun, who is trying to do a good job in psychological construction to face Xiaozhengtai, is dying again.
Chicken Juice Jun: The Lun family is not blaming Auntie, Wo Kesu will always be an eight-year-old little loli~
Running Latiaozi: The weather is really nice today
Spicy Falling Noodles: The sun is really big today
Lin Xixi: The clouds are so beautiful today
Lang Liben: There is a lot of blood today
Zigua: Auntie is so cute
Lin Xixi: Pfft
Lang Liben: Puff puff
Spicy Falling Noodles: Puff Puff Puff
Running Latiaozi: Puff puff puff puff
Chicken Juice Jun: Every misunderstood loli is a pea shooter in her previous life! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Xiao Zhengtai, can we still have fun together?
Zigua: [voice]
After a while of silence, Mr. Chicken Juice was revived with full blood.
Chicken Juice Jun: Awwow, Xiao Zhengtai, my sister forgives you, please say a few more words!
Lin Xixi: The one who can say 'I'm sorry' so cute is really cute
Spicy noodles: It turns out that apart from Lolita, Zhengtai’s lethality is also so strong, come on, call him uncle
Running Tiaozi: Think about adding a son to my male lead, damn it, so cute
Lang Liben: Mrs. Zheng, help Auntie record a 'I answered the phone, I answered the phone! 'OK?The stars are watching you~~~
Xitong puffed his mouth, and obediently helped Lang Liben record it, "Answer the phone, answer the phone!" ', posted in the group, smiling happily.
Lang Liben: Rensen is perfect!
Chicken Juice King: Downloaded
Lin Xixi: downloaded
Running Tiaozi: It has been downloaded, can Xiao Zhengtai say "Uncle Ben, you are the most handsome" again?
Spicy Falling Noodles: Downloaded, can Xiao Zhengtai say "Uncle Noodles, get up soon" again?
Zigua watched the child muttering something with his own mic and rolling happily on the bed, so he walked over to see what was being said in the group, and happened to see a group of uncles and aunts who were acting cute together for the voice, A face of black lines.
Simply turn on the microphone, "Don't bully my children!"
Seeing that Dugu was busy for a while, Xitong used his octopus magic to wrap around Dugu, rubbed his brother's eyes and said, "Are your brother's eyes tired? Xitong rubs it for you!"
Shangu held the child wrapped around him firmly, and rubbed the tip of the child's nose. The more he gets along with Xitong, the more he understands the meaning of the cute blood on his face!
The group of authors who were ignored by the two went crazy.
Chicken Juice: Ears Are Pregnant
Lin Xixi: Cool CEO Voice
Lang Liben: It's good to hear fried hair
Running Tiaozi: This is unscientific. In just one day, the 36E big-breasted Guada turned into a man with a deep and magnetic voice! ! !
Spicy noodles: What kind of trouble is this kind of voice and visual sense of a winner in life! ! !
Chicken Juice Jun: Covering the nosebleed, the download is complete, this deep pampering is the visual sense!
Chicken Juice Jun: Gua Da, we are the only two writing pure love in the group, I am a plain girl and you are a plain Han, don’t you plan to say something more?The wretched face with a hey smile.
Mr. Chicken Juice on the computer side silently covered his face and fell to the ground happily. Today, he heard the soft and cute voice of Zhengtai and the voice of the seductive president. The life of a rotten girl is complete!Haha, this kind of brothers are absolutely in love with each other!But it's not easy to say this in the group, Mr. Chicken Juice can only cover his chest and silently growl, no, no, no, no, no, no, nosebleeds will come!
The girl in the dormitory was shocked when she saw Mr. Jizhi laying on the bed with a rippling face, "Are you okay? Are you in a relationship?"
Mr. Chicken Juice sat up from the bed, calmly tied up his loose long hair, "There is no such thing as love when you are in love! I want to hook up with this little lady!"
And Xitong, who is not watching the group here, helped his brother rub his eyes, and looked at Shangu leaning against the bed with his eyes closed, with sharp facial features, deep eyebrows, and a deep and charming look when he closed his eyes, Xitong Tong Mei丨Mei thought that if my elder brother went to act on TV, he would definitely be much more handsome than those emperor generals, but such a handsome elder brother should be hidden by himself!
Dugu's grandmother is an ethnic minority, with exquisite and three-dimensional facial features. Dugu's three-dimensional appearance, with a bit of Westernization, is also related to her grandmother.
The little hands are massaging the acupuncture points around the eyes. Xitong is still looking at his brother at a close distance. The long eyelashes are different from his own. They look hard and straight. I don’t know if they will hurt my hands. They are straight The bridge of the nose was very straight, and the thin, angular lips were slightly pursed. Xitong swallowed dryly, really wanting to lick it.
Thinking of the information he saw on the webpage, Xitong bent his eyes, pursed his mouth and kissed Dugu's lips, "Brother kiss~"
Dugu was taken aback by the sweet and soft touch of his lips. When he opened his eyes, he saw a child holding his face with both hands and pointing at the computer screen. On the screen was a scene of a foreign father and son kissing goodbye.
The child was confident, "Brother, kissing is actually a kind of politeness!"
"Xitong, they are all kissing on the face!" Shangu felt that it was necessary to explain to Xitong the trial crowd for kissing.
Poking his finger, feeling aggrieved, Xitong pointed at Shangu's face, "But my brother's face is not soft, only his mouth is soft! You touch Xitong's face and it becomes soft! The child talked to himself while talking. He poked his own little face, as if he disliked the tough face of a big man like Dugu.
It seems that I really think too much. As an adult, Dugu will definitely not compare his face with a kid. Fortunately, he shaved in the morning, otherwise Xitong might still be tied.Kissing the child's forehead, Dugu nodded Xitong's nose, "You have many reasons, you can only kiss the person you love the most in the future, don't kiss everyone."
Happily embracing Dugu and burying her little face, Xitong muttered, "Brother is the person Xitong loves the most. Even if my brother's face is hard, he will be hard when hugged. Xitong still only kisses his brother." one person!"
I didn't hear the children's muttering clearly, but Shangu still likes children's closeness very much. My appearance is too cold, and I have never been liked by children. Being able to be reluctant to leave by a child makes Shangu feel warm in his heart "Okay, stop being coquettish, you can continue playing here, and brother will go to work!"
Obediently let go, and pouted again on his lips, Xitong waved his little hand to let his brother go to work, and then crawled to play on the computer.
Dugu was attacked again, he nodded his lips with his hand, watched the child start playing computer, felt that it was too sinful for him to think about children with adult thoughts, so he continued to busy with his own affairs.
Although Zigua is a rare high-yield god in the Internet literary world, Dugu's wealth is definitely not entirely dependent on manuscript fees.Shangu himself started investing with the money left by his mother when he was in college. Besides, Shangu himself studied economics and has a bold vision. Although he has not had a formal job in the past few years after graduation, he has never been short of money. .
At the same time of writing, Shan Gu has been sitting on the Internet related to financial investment management work. He was so busy that it was almost dark, and he handed over a client in hand. Man, and a little boy who will be hungry!
The computer on the bed had been turned off, and the wrinkled sheets had been remade. Shan Gu wondered where Xi Tong had gone, and when he came out of the bedroom, he saw the child squatting in a corner of the kitchen, wondering what he was doing, "Xi Tong, where are you?" what to do?"
The child made a 'shush' gesture and beckoned Shangu to pass.
Dugu walked over and smelled the smell of milk in the kitchen. It seems that Xitong heated the milk with an induction cooker, and there was a package of opened yogurt in the trash can, so the child is drinking hot milk and then drinking yogurt?
Xitong pointed to the small basin in the corner, and rolled his eyes with a smile, "Brother, this is the yogurt I made!"
"Ah?" The voice was small and mysterious, squatting here for so long, are you making yogurt here?Just as Shan Gu was about to say something, Xi Tong covered his mouth.
"Brother, keep your voice down, Sister Jizhi told me that you can make yogurt at home, so I ran out to make it!" Duangu's breath was hot, and when Xitong covered his brother's mouth, he felt itchy when he breathed want to laugh.
Dugu didn't care about the small basin covered with plastic wrap and something in the corner, picked up Xitong who was sitting on the ground and left the kitchen.He found that children seem to like to sit on the ground, it seems that the family should consider buying a carpet.
"It's getting dark and you're still sitting on the ground, isn't it cool?" Shangu touched Xitong's buttocks, his pants were cold, and frowned, he pulled the tail of Xitong's pants.
Xitong covered his butt shyly and shook his head, "It's not cool, brother, Xitong wants to make yogurt for you!"
"But don't sit on the ground for so long next time, it's cold on the ground! But Xitong, what are you doing sitting there?" Dugu doesn't stop the child from making things. After all, Xitong is a child on the surface, but it is the system and human beings who really Children are different.Being able to use electrical appliances safely without hurting himself, Shangu let Xitong go.
"Because Sister Jizhi said that the fermentation of yogurt should be done in a closed, dark and quiet place, so I found a place there!" Xitong made the 'shush' gesture to Shangu because of this.
Dugu's face was darkened, and he rubbed the child, "I can understand the need for a closed and dark place when yogurt is fermenting, why do we need a quiet place?" It seems that he needs to have a good chat with Mr. Chicken Juice, "West Tong, do you need a quiet place because you are afraid of disturbing the probiotics in the yogurt?"
"That's right! Probiotics are not afraid of being woken up, so sister Jizhi is lying to me? She said that the yogurt is fermented there, and she wants me to protect it!" Xitong, who was aggrieved by this thought, instantly realized, He gave up his time with his brother to make yogurt, and sat on the ground foolishly waiting for the yogurt to ferment. You must know that the buttocks that have been sitting for several hours are sour and cold.
She pursed her mouth, "Brother, Xitong's butt is so sore!" Covering his butt with his little hand, Xitong rubbed against his brother, who was so warm.
Shangu sat on the sofa with the child in his arms, let the child lie on his lap, rubbed the little butt for him, and wrote a note to Mr. Chicken Juice in his heart.
"Just to make yogurt, you sat so foolishly for so long?" Shan Gu looked at the child lying on his lap and humming in satisfaction, which was very cute, and he said in his heart that it would be a lie not to be moved.
With bright eyes, Xitong turned his face, "Brother, let's drink yogurt later! Drinking yogurt is good for health, let's drink it together~" Making yogurt for my brother is not tiring at all.
The two of them got along warmly and warmly, only Mr. Chicken Juice, who was still typing by the computer, sneezed twice, "Huh? Did anyone miss me?"
If Chicken Juice Jun also has a system, then there will definitely be a system message at this time: Congratulations Chicken Juice Jun for winning the title of the best trick player, please ask for blessings.
The author has something to say:
If nothing else, there will be another update in a while
I love petting the nest, and the nest is bloody today!
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