Become a guardian of the system

Ten years ago, 10 yuan could make a child happily hold it in his hand for a week and still have some money left over; before and after 10, 10 yuan would be spent within a few seconds in anyone's hands and nothing could be bought. At this time, Gu is of course not lamenting the soaring prices, but lamenting that these 10 points are really nothing in the system mall!

For things like the luxury cars and mansions on the first page of the shopping mall, Shangu might as well buy them with his own soft sister coins in real life. What really interests Shangu is the things after the second page of the system mall.

For example, "fatigue reliever", "scar clearing cream", "memory booster pill", "rose chrysanthemum cream", wait, what's the last one?Is something strange running in?

Shangu looked at the prices below these items, and sighed heavily when he saw the lone "10" in his total points. Even the cheapest "rose chrysanthemum cream" needs 20 points, so he can't buy half of it, right?

Looking at the third page, the first thing that grabs Shangu's attention is the price of these things. Dare I ask how many zeros after the price of these things can be written in one go?But it's worth the money, "life-saving potion", "rejuvenation machine", "quality hard regret medicine", "cucumber-flavored forgetting water", wait a minute, this "cucumber-flavored forgetting water" is made like this, really manly ?

Although these things are expensive, they are quite exciting. Thinking of this, Shan Gu casually turned to the fourth page of the shopping mall, huh?Why can't it turn over?

Xitong finally found his dignity as a system, and quickly explained, "Brother, because my level is too low, you haven't accumulated enough [-] points, so you can't unlock the content of the shopping mall on the fourth page. But you believe me, the fourth page There are more zeros on the price of the things on the list, oh no, the things on the fourth page will definitely surprise you!" Wiping off my sweat secretly, how can I bluntly say that my brother's points are too few, hard work will always make the fourth page Content unlocked!

Clenching his fists, Xitong began to design a plan for Shangu to get points by completing tasks as soon as possible in a short period of time, striving to let his brother's points...break through [-] points as soon as possible.

But the task is still not in a hurry. Dugu still has his own readers who are "waiting to be fed" to urge changes in the pit, turn on the TV for the children and get up to type.

Xitong was changing channels with the remote control, but he couldn't find what he liked to watch, so he climbed off the sofa and ran to the bedroom. One head goes in.

Uh, the door gap is too narrow, why is it stuck and swollen?Xitong's head was stuck in the crack of the door, but he didn't dare to make a sound to disturb Shangu who was typing.

Twisting, trying to squeeze through the crack of the door, um, failed.

Xitong held onto the door frame with his small hand, and tried several postures without pushing the door open, trying to get into the bedroom 'lightly', but in the end he was covered in sweat and stuck his head in it, unable to get out.

So tired, Xitong carefully lay on the door with his neck protected. The weather is so hot and the ground is bright and comfortable, so he just lay on the door with his head stuck. Well, the way my brother is working seriously is so cool yeah!He is prettier than anyone on TV, and he is the best hyung!

Such a nympho little guy just got stuck at the door, until Dugu put the new chapter in the manuscript box, stretched his neck and was about to go out to see what the kid was doing, he was startled, " Xitong, why are you lying on your stomach here?" Still stuck in the crack of the door, the cute little fluffy head was poked at Dugu with a 'sigh'.

"Huh? Brother is okay?" Xitong was about to get up with a grunt, but he lay on the ground for too long and his arms and legs were numb, like a little turtle trying to get up. The power-on failed, please restart. "Huh? Brother, help me, Xitong can't get up!"

Seeing Xitong's stupid and cute look, Shangu took a deep breath, went to the door and knelt down, opened the door while protecting Xitong's little neck, picked him up and rubbed him, "Why don't you come in? At the door Isn't it uncomfortable to lie on your stomach?" The child is probably afraid of disturbing himself, otherwise why would Xitong, who can crawl out by pushing the door open, lie on the door stupidly.

Although the floor is absolutely clean and has a cooling effect, it is also very uncomfortable to lie down for a long time, okay?

Xitong's little paw skillfully hugged Dugu, and rubbed against it with a smile, so don't tell his brother that he was so handsome just now from his back!

It's not interesting for Dugu to watch Xitong alone in the living room, so he turned off the TV, took out a notebook from the cabinet, turned on the Internet and handed it to Xitong, "Since you don't want to watch TV alone in the living room, you can surf the Internet here and accompany me. Let's code with my brother!"

"Okay!" Xitong responded cheerfully, his petite appearance couldn't be more dogleg.I can't wait for people to grab the little guy by the collar and shake it vigorously. You are a system, not a loyal dog. Why do you go astray when you are cute and cute?

Sitting directly on his big brother's big bed, Xitong, holding the computer, finally found his own advantage. When his hands touched the computer, he didn't even need to operate the mouse and keyboard. Now, the speed of Dugu's hand is also understandable, at any rate, this speed is not like Xitong's speed, and it is still in the imagination of human beings.

Xitong opened the browser and browsed casually on the Internet. Although he looked like a five-year-old child, he was not online after all. He was more sophisticated than anyone else in dealing with complex information and accessing network knowledge.But what attracted Xitong's attention was the Pang Goose chat tool that automatically logged in when it was turned on. At this time, Pang Goose was convulsing like crazy with a note from a group of authors!

Seeing that Dugu was not typing, but looking for some information, Xitong stretched out his little paw to interrupt, "Brother, your little chubby goose has a convulsion!" because it can realize the real information between Xitong and the computer. Communication, so when Xitong treats computers, it feels more three-dimensional than when humans treat computers. That is to say, when Xitong picks up the computer, the icons he sees are all cute and fat 3D versions, which can use its own system advantages To make up for the lack of two-dimensional computer, now seeing the little chubby goose convulsed in the lower right corner, I feel really interesting, ah no, it’s so pitiful!

"Little Chubby Goose? You said Fat Q!" Shangu reacted, thinking that the little Chubby Goose in his laptop and desktop computer had been set to log in automatically. At this time, there was no group blocked by him, so there was only " Don't use chrysanthemums as flowers, and don't use cucumbers as melons!" It can be called a wonderful group of authors with no morals and no lower limit!

The action froze, and when Shan Gu was about to keep Xitong away from the group, the child didn't know what he saw, and threw the computer aside, his little face flushed, and he threw himself on Shan Gu angrily, innocently reaching the bed So many meters away from the desk, how did the child float by in the air.

"Brother and the others are bad guys, they want to pinch my brother's chest, Xitong won't let them bully my brother!" For a system that maintains quality and quantity, but lacks a control device, it is too simple to read a group's chat history every minute Well, although he didn't quite understand the meaning of many of the words, he discovered that just this morning, some people in this group missed his brother and even tried to pinch his chest!

Xitong is very distressed. Except for this group, my brother has blocked all other information. It can be seen that my brother has a friendship with these people (heavy fog, it is molesting!), these people are talkative, my brother is not very talkative, so I can only Silently watching other people chatting (heavy fog, peeping screen!), but these crazy villains still bully my brother (venomous tongue), ruthless (dying struggle) want to bully my brother, and want to pinch my brother chest! (I can only take advantage of it!)

I don’t know how to make the little guy understand like this, but Shangu said helplessly, “Um, Xitong, they didn’t bully me! It’s all right!” Out of humanitarian sympathy for the few people in the group who were described as “bully and ruffian”, Shangu still explained to Xitong his special feelings for this group of writers. After all, there are really too few places where you can tease people and incite hatred when you are free!

The ignorant Xitong just heard his brother say that the people in these groups are not bad, and then received the crazy @子gua from the people in the group, and poked his brother's arm, "They are calling you!" Ceng Ceng Ceng climbed back on the bed and prepared to carry the notebook over to his brother.

Dugu is looking up information here, and may not be able to talk to Xitong for a while. After thinking about it, Dugu directly asked Xitong to chat with these 'uncles and aunts' in the group.

Xitong nodded, put his face in his hands, looked at the little chubby goose who was not convulsed and blinked at him, pulled out a dialog box from behind and threw it in the middle of the screen, when Dugu came and sat next to Xitong, he tried to The little chubby goose, who used his chubby body to show off his cuteness, instantly regained his rigid and stiff appearance, and the quick change of style made Xitong open his mouth!

Even a chat software has such good acting skills these days, Xitong said that life is very stressful, and the system is so worried!

In the group of authors.

Zigua: Hello, uncles and aunts.

Chicken Juice: By the way, Xixi, the mask you recommended to me last time is very good, especially the ecstasy cucumber flavor~~~

Running Latiaozi: Wait a minute, Mr. Chicken, look up.

Spicy Falling Noodles: Wait a minute, Mr. Chicken, look at the above.

Lin Xixi: Wait a minute, little dick, look up.Ah, cross it out, Mr. Chicken.

Chicken Juice Jun: Shy face, I don’t read much and everyone cheats on Lun’s family~ Fuck, Zizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizizi is big, you don’t want to be sour, I, I, I, I, I, I, I am afraid~

Zigua: Hehe.

Mr. Chicken Juice: [with a bloody expression on his face] I knew that the cliff just now was an illusion.

Lang Liben: But in the sentence I just said just now, I inexplicably smelled a supernatural smell. Could it be that I have a brain twitch when I write about supernatural things recently?

Zigua: No smoking, it was my younger brother, five years old, greeting you just now.

Spicy Dropping Noodles: Ahem, hello, kid, I'm Uncle Mian.

Running Tiaozi: Keke, hello, kid, I'm Uncle Ben.

Lin Xixi: Ahem, hello kids, I'm Aunt Lin.

Lang Liben: Ahem, hello kids, I'm Aunt Lang.

Mr. Chicken Juice: Cough cough, hello Xiao Zhengtai, I am... scarier than Aunt Wolf, Aunt Chicken!

Lang Liben: Get fucked upstairs, I'm Aunt Lang, not Aunt Wolf!

Xitong looked at the group of writers who had gone from being serious in an instant to arguing cheerfully in less than two seconds, and tried not to look so embarrassing in his eyes, "Well, brother, these people are really those who write novels... the masters? "Isn't it really a joke sent by the monkey?

Shan Gu really wanted to say "hehe", to confuse the faces of the people in the author group, do you want to expose your funny nature in less than three sentences in front of the children!

Lin Xixi: Wait a minute, stop arguing, kids!

Running Tiaozi: @子gua家的小朋友

Seeing that the people in the group were making fun of each other, Xitong rolled his eyes with a smile, "Brother, they are calling me!" I am a kid from my brother's family~

Dugu looked at the happy Xitong and began typing.

Zigua: The kid wants to chat with you, don't scare him.

After inputting, I gave the computer to Xitong, "You can chat with them casually, but you can't say that you are the system, just say that you are my brother!" Rubbing the child's soft hair, Shangu felt relieved Let Xitong be handed over to this group of unscrupulous Calvin gods who 'look unreliable, but they are really unreliable'.

Xitong saw that everyone in this group was familiar with his brother, and wanted to know more about him, so he chatted while browsing the web.

Zigua: Hello uncles and aunts, I am Xitong.

The few people in the group who were bored with Kawen started swiping the screen instantly.

Chicken Juice Jun: Oh ho ho ho, swaying your face~ Lively little Zhengtai!Well, Koolai clicks on the cute little video button to let auntie see you~

At this moment, Shangu suddenly turned his head, "By the way, Xitong, if there is any strange aunt asking you to start a video or upload a photo, you can just ignore it!"

"Did my brother give them photos?" Xitong didn't care much about what he looked like, but unexpectedly cared whether others had pictures of his brother.

"No, I joined this group very early, and no one has asked me to post photos!" Dugu is considered the elder of this group, calmly looked at everyone's photos after that, and still kept his own photo mysteriously.

His eyes lit up, sure enough, it was better for my brother to watch it by himself, Xitong nodded and started typing.

Zigua: My brother said, it’s because my aunt’s video can’t be connected. ^_^

Strange?Ah?Aunt?You can be regarded as a cute little girl's chicken soup king, Gua Da, is your family's poisonous tongue inherited?

There is even such a dark expression like ^_^, Mr. Chicken Juice sitting on the side of the computer felt the maliciousness from the five-year-old Zhengtai Sensen Xitong and narrowed his eyes. In the chat records, Mr. Chicken Juice often misses his brother, I want to pinch my brother's chest!

The author has something to say:

The goblins want to see what kind of plot tasks the two of them do

Hey, this article has an outline and a small plot, so goblins, love to speak your heart out

PS: The table dislikes the nest with an outline. . .