Be silly, Grandpa will transform!
Chapter 16
Compared with the harmless tuna that Gou Fugui caught yesterday evening, although it was huge, it was within everyone's acceptable range, the huge swordfish dragged back by Xie Tianlang today is a test of the tolerance of ordinary people.
When Xie Tianlang and Sanmi Jianyu appeared together, half of the people in the gym looked at him as if they were watching a hero triumph, and the other half looked at him as if they were aliens invading.
But no matter how everyone expressed their shock, Xie Werewolf walked in carrying his huge prey on his own, and went to the chef in the cafeteria under all kinds of gazes.
However, unlike yesterday's rich and beautiful woman surrounded by a group of people who wanted to buy fish, even though this swordfish was two times bigger than yesterday's tuna, and the meat seemed to have a lot of meat, no one dared to go up and ask for the price.
This is probably the difference in momentum.
Jin Mantang looked at the big fish whose tail was dragging on the ground, rubbed the rings in his hands and couldn't help sighing softly: "Awesome 666."
He thought that the rich little brother from yesterday was already a ruthless person, but he didn't know until today that a mountain is higher than a mountain.
When everyone was shocked by Xie Tianlang and the big fish, Gou Fugui calmly dragged his net bag, quickly swiped his ID card and walked straight back to his second row of tents in the center.
Because he was fast and didn't carry his net bag on his back, only a few people in the middle of the first and second rows noticed that Gou Fugui also returned with a full load.
Of course, Jin Mantang also saw it.
Even Gou Fugui was dragged past his tent, just by the sound of Jin Mantang's voice, he knew that the big package covered by two sun protection clothing must be full of good things.
Jin Mantang rubbed his ring again, and the honest-looking face with thick eyebrows and big eyes showed a look of joy that was trying to hold back.
He was wrong!
Even if that handsome and brave cool brother is very powerful, his rich brother will definitely not be weak!
And his rich brother also knows how to make a fortune in silence, this is the beautiful quality that can last for a long time!
So Jin Mantang covered Gou Fugui when he passed by him.Although this cover is not much use.
But Gou Fugui also realized Jin Mantang's kindness and nodded at him.
After dragging her net bag of food back to the tent, the rich and beautiful breathed a sigh of relief.
Only at this time did he feel the exhaustion and hunger of the late transformation into a human body, so he ignored the others and directly opened a canned meat, a well-sealed self-heating hot pot, as well as vacuum-packed chicken feet and dehydrated snacks Put the vegetables into the self-heating hot pot together.
At this time, regardless of the storm outside, his small tent was quiet and dry enough.
While waiting for the steam from the self-heating hot pot, Gou Fugui took off all the wet clothes on his body and put on dry ones, then wrapped his hair with a large towel prepared in the tent and wrapped it on the top of his head, which was about the size of a chef's hat. cloth bag, and then rested on the mattress sleeping bag next to it.
Sure enough, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse.And, being able to live in ordinary peace...it's nice.
Even though there were various conspiracies and calculations, dangers and enemies in his original world, at least the world was intact.
Never have to worry about waking up, the sky will collapse, death will follow you everywhere, and even the most ordinary life will have to do your best.
When the self-heating small hot pot was emitting gurgling fragrant bubbles, the rich beauty with her head covered sat up from the mattress, picked up his bowls and chopsticks, and was ready to start.
And at this moment, a tall figure suddenly appeared outside his one-person tent, and then Gou Fugui heard Xie Tianlang's very magnetic bass: "Is Fugui there? I am Xie Sirius."
The rich and beautiful woman looked up, always feeling that there was something weird added to his address.
"What's the matter?" This tent can't cover people at all, and if there is any movement inside, you can see it by looking at the shadow outside, and it is impossible for him to say that he is not there.
Xie Tianlang's voice sounded with a smile: "I caught a big fish. It is the top predator swordfish in the sea. It is three meters long and weighs three hundred catties. It is very big."
"Very big."
Gou Fugui: "..."
"Because it's too big, I can't finish it, so I'll come here and give you some."
"After all, I admire Brother Fuguier very much and want to make friends with you."
Gou Fugui: "..."
There were so many flaws in these few sentences that he didn't know where to start.
Just as Gou Fugui was about to say no, Xie Tianlang had already said in advance: "Although the fish I caught was bigger than the one you caught, but brother Fugui is not such a person who can't afford to lose, right?"
Rich and beautiful: "Ha."
I'm excited when you say that!Don't you really know how you caught that fish? !
The rich and beautiful woman stood up after a while, then bent down and opened the zipper door of her small tent.
He poked his head out of the small door, squinted from bottom to top at Xie Tianlang who was holding a large plate of fish.
"come in."
"I'm also curious how you caught that fish, brother wolf."
"After all, that fish looks fiercer than you."
Xie Tianlang saw at a glance Gou Fugui who made himself look like an Indian assan. That appearance obviously made people laugh, but maybe this young man really had a good appearance, or maybe it was because he never Lifting his head up and squinting at him, he looked too much like a certain chic wild otter. Dui Xie was not angry at all when he was blinded and ridiculed, but laughed instead.
Xie Tianlang properly placed the plate of swordfish fillets next to the self-heating small hot pot, so that Gou Fugui could cook it.
Then he smiled and said: "It's not that I caught the fish alone."
"Thanks to my beloved Yuanyuan for helping."
"Yuanyuan is round, soft and cute, and she is very smart to give the enemy a fatal blow at the most critical moment. If it hadn't knocked the fish unconscious with a pan at the critical moment, I would have lost both with that fish gone."
As Xie Tianlang said this, his sharp eyes quickly scanned the small tent.Finally, his eyes fixed on the somewhat messy net bag that was not completely covered.
Gou Fugui has been paying attention to Xie Tianlang's movements, but following his gaze, his scalp is about to explode!
"Longlong brand spicy strips, and milk powder with milk..."
Gou Fugui choked, "These are the supplies I collected in a supermarket today, Brother Wolf, are you trying to snatch them?"
Xie Tianlang looked at the young man whose face was slightly flushed, hooked the corners of his mouth and shook his head: "Why? I just think these two brands are very good, and the smart and cute little sea otter I raise also likes it."
Gou Fugui simply felt that he couldn't go on.
At the same time, he also has a deeper understanding of Xie Sirius' cunning and shamelessness.
Who the hell is your otter? !
When Xie Tianlang said this, he looked at Gou Fugui as if he suddenly remembered: "Brother Fugui, does he know that little sea otter? It's smoother than the one that can say shit with its middle finger."
Brother Fugui finally didn't want to bear it anymore, it was really this guy's temptations and digging holes one after another, it was too time-consuming to be entangled by him.
So the younger brother Fugui put down his chopsticks, and looked at him expressionlessly with his phoenix eyes: "I also know that he will not only say shit with his middle finger, but he will also greet your ancestors well."
Xie Sirius finally paused.
Brother Fugui continued to taunt: "Also, show some face and don't just adopt wild sea otters, okay? I raised him by the sea for several years, fed him sea cucumbers and abalones every day, and gave him fat house happy water and spicy strips. Telling stories to teach him to speak human language, I didn't even say that he was my raised otter, you only saw him twice, how can you have the face to be his father?!"
"If he really confesses the Lord, it's also my otter, not yours, understand!"
"And his name is Xiao Fugui, not Yuanyuan!"
Xie Tianlang propped his chin and looked at Gou Fugui: "So it was you who brought me to the beach?"
"But since you keep the sea otters, why didn't you see you when the shipwreck happened?"
Gou Fugui rolled his eyes: "I didn't board the boat again. I found you when I was preparing to feed the otters at the beach, so I can save your life?"
Xie Sirius raised his eyebrows and did not speak again.
In this way, it seems that everything is right, and it is almost the same as my guess.After all, no matter how smart a sea otter is, it is impossible for a sea otter to be able to speak human language so fluently and understand human supermarkets and snacks without being taught.
But he didn't know why, even though the truth was before his eyes, he still felt that something was wrong.
This is the clamor from his instinct and intuition, telling him that the handsome young man in front of him is lying, and he still has a big secret to hide.
But Xie Tianlang didn't continue to ask. He restrained his overly sharp eyes and the look of inquiry on his face, and even suppressed the curiosity and desire in his heart.
Just enough.
Everyone has their own secrets and cordons.
It is the most basic respect not to explore too much and cross the line.
Even if he scratched his heart and lungs curiously and concernedly, he wouldn't go into it until the relationship was reached and the other party didn't take the initiative to speak up.
So the rich and beautiful woman who was still on guard found that the werewolf opposite suddenly became harmless and gentle: "Then I really want to thank you for saving me once, and thank you for raising Yuanyuan so smart and cute."
Xie Tianlang's smile and eyes actually carried a trace of sincerity and calmness, so that Gou Fugui couldn't help being tough.
And Gou Fugui understood from Xie Tianlang's eyes that this strong and overly sensitive person chose to back down a step.
This is very...
"Hey, Xiao Fugui said that you helped him at sea too...don't be so polite. Also, you said he was called Xiao Fugui and not Yuanyuan, so don't bark!"
Xie Tianlang stretched his long legs and laughed, but this time he shook his head firmly: "Compared to Xiao Fugui, I still think Yuanyuan sounds better. Anyway, it is a chic wild otter. You call it yours and I call it mine." , it doesn't matter."
Rich and beautiful: "Hehe."
It must be an illusion to think that this person is measured and a gentleman just now!
After Xie Tianlang delivered the fish, he left, leaving behind the rich and beautiful woman who ate a pot of small hot pot in a complicated mood.
After eating and drinking, he wanted to sleep, but in the middle of the night, Gou Fugui suddenly heard someone talking in his ear.
Gou Fugui opened his eyes instantly, and casually touched the fruit knife under the pillow.
But soon he put down the knife again, because he heard the voice of the person calling him.
Gold Mantang.
Gou Fugui frowned slightly and opened the door lock to let Jin Mantang into the tent.
Jin Mantang came up with two sentences:
"I'm here to find my brother for some food."
"By the way, tell Brother Fugui, be careful when you go out tomorrow, don't be followed."
The rich beauty narrowed her eyes for a moment.
The author has something to say:
Xie Tianlang: Although I am fierce and ruthless, I am considerate and a gentleman.I love my wife so much!Also, big! !
Gou Fugui: ...
When Xie Tianlang and Sanmi Jianyu appeared together, half of the people in the gym looked at him as if they were watching a hero triumph, and the other half looked at him as if they were aliens invading.
But no matter how everyone expressed their shock, Xie Werewolf walked in carrying his huge prey on his own, and went to the chef in the cafeteria under all kinds of gazes.
However, unlike yesterday's rich and beautiful woman surrounded by a group of people who wanted to buy fish, even though this swordfish was two times bigger than yesterday's tuna, and the meat seemed to have a lot of meat, no one dared to go up and ask for the price.
This is probably the difference in momentum.
Jin Mantang looked at the big fish whose tail was dragging on the ground, rubbed the rings in his hands and couldn't help sighing softly: "Awesome 666."
He thought that the rich little brother from yesterday was already a ruthless person, but he didn't know until today that a mountain is higher than a mountain.
When everyone was shocked by Xie Tianlang and the big fish, Gou Fugui calmly dragged his net bag, quickly swiped his ID card and walked straight back to his second row of tents in the center.
Because he was fast and didn't carry his net bag on his back, only a few people in the middle of the first and second rows noticed that Gou Fugui also returned with a full load.
Of course, Jin Mantang also saw it.
Even Gou Fugui was dragged past his tent, just by the sound of Jin Mantang's voice, he knew that the big package covered by two sun protection clothing must be full of good things.
Jin Mantang rubbed his ring again, and the honest-looking face with thick eyebrows and big eyes showed a look of joy that was trying to hold back.
He was wrong!
Even if that handsome and brave cool brother is very powerful, his rich brother will definitely not be weak!
And his rich brother also knows how to make a fortune in silence, this is the beautiful quality that can last for a long time!
So Jin Mantang covered Gou Fugui when he passed by him.Although this cover is not much use.
But Gou Fugui also realized Jin Mantang's kindness and nodded at him.
After dragging her net bag of food back to the tent, the rich and beautiful breathed a sigh of relief.
Only at this time did he feel the exhaustion and hunger of the late transformation into a human body, so he ignored the others and directly opened a canned meat, a well-sealed self-heating hot pot, as well as vacuum-packed chicken feet and dehydrated snacks Put the vegetables into the self-heating hot pot together.
At this time, regardless of the storm outside, his small tent was quiet and dry enough.
While waiting for the steam from the self-heating hot pot, Gou Fugui took off all the wet clothes on his body and put on dry ones, then wrapped his hair with a large towel prepared in the tent and wrapped it on the top of his head, which was about the size of a chef's hat. cloth bag, and then rested on the mattress sleeping bag next to it.
Sure enough, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse.And, being able to live in ordinary peace...it's nice.
Even though there were various conspiracies and calculations, dangers and enemies in his original world, at least the world was intact.
Never have to worry about waking up, the sky will collapse, death will follow you everywhere, and even the most ordinary life will have to do your best.
When the self-heating small hot pot was emitting gurgling fragrant bubbles, the rich beauty with her head covered sat up from the mattress, picked up his bowls and chopsticks, and was ready to start.
And at this moment, a tall figure suddenly appeared outside his one-person tent, and then Gou Fugui heard Xie Tianlang's very magnetic bass: "Is Fugui there? I am Xie Sirius."
The rich and beautiful woman looked up, always feeling that there was something weird added to his address.
"What's the matter?" This tent can't cover people at all, and if there is any movement inside, you can see it by looking at the shadow outside, and it is impossible for him to say that he is not there.
Xie Tianlang's voice sounded with a smile: "I caught a big fish. It is the top predator swordfish in the sea. It is three meters long and weighs three hundred catties. It is very big."
"Very big."
Gou Fugui: "..."
"Because it's too big, I can't finish it, so I'll come here and give you some."
"After all, I admire Brother Fuguier very much and want to make friends with you."
Gou Fugui: "..."
There were so many flaws in these few sentences that he didn't know where to start.
Just as Gou Fugui was about to say no, Xie Tianlang had already said in advance: "Although the fish I caught was bigger than the one you caught, but brother Fugui is not such a person who can't afford to lose, right?"
Rich and beautiful: "Ha."
I'm excited when you say that!Don't you really know how you caught that fish? !
The rich and beautiful woman stood up after a while, then bent down and opened the zipper door of her small tent.
He poked his head out of the small door, squinted from bottom to top at Xie Tianlang who was holding a large plate of fish.
"come in."
"I'm also curious how you caught that fish, brother wolf."
"After all, that fish looks fiercer than you."
Xie Tianlang saw at a glance Gou Fugui who made himself look like an Indian assan. That appearance obviously made people laugh, but maybe this young man really had a good appearance, or maybe it was because he never Lifting his head up and squinting at him, he looked too much like a certain chic wild otter. Dui Xie was not angry at all when he was blinded and ridiculed, but laughed instead.
Xie Tianlang properly placed the plate of swordfish fillets next to the self-heating small hot pot, so that Gou Fugui could cook it.
Then he smiled and said: "It's not that I caught the fish alone."
"Thanks to my beloved Yuanyuan for helping."
"Yuanyuan is round, soft and cute, and she is very smart to give the enemy a fatal blow at the most critical moment. If it hadn't knocked the fish unconscious with a pan at the critical moment, I would have lost both with that fish gone."
As Xie Tianlang said this, his sharp eyes quickly scanned the small tent.Finally, his eyes fixed on the somewhat messy net bag that was not completely covered.
Gou Fugui has been paying attention to Xie Tianlang's movements, but following his gaze, his scalp is about to explode!
"Longlong brand spicy strips, and milk powder with milk..."
Gou Fugui choked, "These are the supplies I collected in a supermarket today, Brother Wolf, are you trying to snatch them?"
Xie Tianlang looked at the young man whose face was slightly flushed, hooked the corners of his mouth and shook his head: "Why? I just think these two brands are very good, and the smart and cute little sea otter I raise also likes it."
Gou Fugui simply felt that he couldn't go on.
At the same time, he also has a deeper understanding of Xie Sirius' cunning and shamelessness.
Who the hell is your otter? !
When Xie Tianlang said this, he looked at Gou Fugui as if he suddenly remembered: "Brother Fugui, does he know that little sea otter? It's smoother than the one that can say shit with its middle finger."
Brother Fugui finally didn't want to bear it anymore, it was really this guy's temptations and digging holes one after another, it was too time-consuming to be entangled by him.
So the younger brother Fugui put down his chopsticks, and looked at him expressionlessly with his phoenix eyes: "I also know that he will not only say shit with his middle finger, but he will also greet your ancestors well."
Xie Sirius finally paused.
Brother Fugui continued to taunt: "Also, show some face and don't just adopt wild sea otters, okay? I raised him by the sea for several years, fed him sea cucumbers and abalones every day, and gave him fat house happy water and spicy strips. Telling stories to teach him to speak human language, I didn't even say that he was my raised otter, you only saw him twice, how can you have the face to be his father?!"
"If he really confesses the Lord, it's also my otter, not yours, understand!"
"And his name is Xiao Fugui, not Yuanyuan!"
Xie Tianlang propped his chin and looked at Gou Fugui: "So it was you who brought me to the beach?"
"But since you keep the sea otters, why didn't you see you when the shipwreck happened?"
Gou Fugui rolled his eyes: "I didn't board the boat again. I found you when I was preparing to feed the otters at the beach, so I can save your life?"
Xie Sirius raised his eyebrows and did not speak again.
In this way, it seems that everything is right, and it is almost the same as my guess.After all, no matter how smart a sea otter is, it is impossible for a sea otter to be able to speak human language so fluently and understand human supermarkets and snacks without being taught.
But he didn't know why, even though the truth was before his eyes, he still felt that something was wrong.
This is the clamor from his instinct and intuition, telling him that the handsome young man in front of him is lying, and he still has a big secret to hide.
But Xie Tianlang didn't continue to ask. He restrained his overly sharp eyes and the look of inquiry on his face, and even suppressed the curiosity and desire in his heart.
Just enough.
Everyone has their own secrets and cordons.
It is the most basic respect not to explore too much and cross the line.
Even if he scratched his heart and lungs curiously and concernedly, he wouldn't go into it until the relationship was reached and the other party didn't take the initiative to speak up.
So the rich and beautiful woman who was still on guard found that the werewolf opposite suddenly became harmless and gentle: "Then I really want to thank you for saving me once, and thank you for raising Yuanyuan so smart and cute."
Xie Tianlang's smile and eyes actually carried a trace of sincerity and calmness, so that Gou Fugui couldn't help being tough.
And Gou Fugui understood from Xie Tianlang's eyes that this strong and overly sensitive person chose to back down a step.
This is very...
"Hey, Xiao Fugui said that you helped him at sea too...don't be so polite. Also, you said he was called Xiao Fugui and not Yuanyuan, so don't bark!"
Xie Tianlang stretched his long legs and laughed, but this time he shook his head firmly: "Compared to Xiao Fugui, I still think Yuanyuan sounds better. Anyway, it is a chic wild otter. You call it yours and I call it mine." , it doesn't matter."
Rich and beautiful: "Hehe."
It must be an illusion to think that this person is measured and a gentleman just now!
After Xie Tianlang delivered the fish, he left, leaving behind the rich and beautiful woman who ate a pot of small hot pot in a complicated mood.
After eating and drinking, he wanted to sleep, but in the middle of the night, Gou Fugui suddenly heard someone talking in his ear.
Gou Fugui opened his eyes instantly, and casually touched the fruit knife under the pillow.
But soon he put down the knife again, because he heard the voice of the person calling him.
Gold Mantang.
Gou Fugui frowned slightly and opened the door lock to let Jin Mantang into the tent.
Jin Mantang came up with two sentences:
"I'm here to find my brother for some food."
"By the way, tell Brother Fugui, be careful when you go out tomorrow, don't be followed."
The rich beauty narrowed her eyes for a moment.
The author has something to say:
Xie Tianlang: Although I am fierce and ruthless, I am considerate and a gentleman.I love my wife so much!Also, big! !
Gou Fugui: ...
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