Be silly, Grandpa will transform!
Chapter 15
The sound of thump, thud, thud, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, and thump, it seems that his "hammering master" talent skill is giving out "+1+1+1+1" practice experience points.
Anyway, he felt that the frying pan under his little claws was smashing more vigorously and faster, and if there was an accompaniment, maybe he could play a cheerful drumbeat.
It's just that soon a big hand stretched out to hinder his beating action, and even wanted to grab the nape of his fate's neck.
Otter Fugui raised his eyebrows high and high, although Otter's small face has no eyebrows, but this does not affect Otter Rich's expression of disgust and sarcasm——
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
tui!When you caught him before, it was because Dad was unprepared, now see if you can touch one of Dad's smooth hairs? !
The little sea otter slipped away from Xie Tianlang's grasp like a slippery fish holding his frying pan, looking at him with his small chin raised and small eyes like black grapes, noble and glamorous.
"Ow!"
What are you doing? !
The expression on Xie Werewolf's face was a little regretful, but he seemed to be born with the "top-level observation and observation" skill. Even if the party being observed is not a human being, he can accurately judge the emotions and actions of the person being observed.
"Yuanyuan~ Don't be so ignorant. It's Dad!"
Then Team Xie received a taunt from the little sea otter on the opposite side as if he couldn't bear it——
It turned out to be an international greeting gesture that tried to curl up a few paws on the side, leaving only the middle one.
Xie Sirius: "..."
Xie Tianlang laughed loudly: "Yuanyuan! The cute otter can't make such indecent gestures!"
How interesting, after being able to speak loudly, shop under the sea, and smash fish in a frying pan, this little thing even gave him the middle finger.
Then Xie Tianlang held the knife in a good mood, raised his hand while laughing, and chopped the knife into the unconscious swordfish's head.
One kill.
A sea overlord died in this way due to the sinister calculations of humans and the backstab of sea otters.
"...Fuck..."
Surprised by the knife, Gou Fugui subconsciously retracted his middle finger.And once again concluded that this is a werewolf in front of him.
He's also a werewolf with a weird brain circuit.
Under normal circumstances, don't go head-to-head with this guy, or you may be beaten to the end by him.Tsk.
"Okay. I finally caught a fierce fish bigger than a tuna." Xie Tianlang said casually, casually found a wet towel and tied it on his bloody left palm.
Then his right hand moved towards the huge swordfish that was three meters long.
Gou Fugui thought he was going to drag Jianyu away, so he floated on the water to watch him move.
Who knew that this guy was not a man, he jumped forward halfway, stretched out his hand, and scooped his whole otter into his arms!
"Fuck?!"
"Okay, okay, don't move around, don't you want to lie down on the free humanoid seat? It also comes with a constant temperature heating function, don't be picky."
Xie Tianlang pressed Fugui, who was struggling constantly, and pinched the nape of his neck, and asked a sentence that almost made Fugui poke at him:
"Yuanyuan, are you mature yet?"
Mo Fugui's eyes widened in an instant. The soul's question was so sudden and unbelievable that even though Gou Fugui quickly began to pretend to be stupid and yelled, he still couldn't escape the momentary stiffness and shock. Thanks Sirius for his senses and eyes.
Thank Sirius smiled.
"So can you turn into a human? For example, into a beautiful woman with long hair, phoenix eyes, and a high nose bridge?"
Gou Fugui: "..." Isn't your analogy too suggestive? !
In the blink of an eye, Gou Fugui's nose was sweating, his brains were spinning sharply, and finally he taunted:
"Become a ghost! Don't compare Dad with a stupid human being! Dad's smooth hair is the best. Why do you want to become a human and grow useless long hair?"
"Aww, let go of me, don't wait for me to sink you with an army of sea otters!!"
Between completely losing her horse and pretending to be a genius, the rich and beautiful woman had a hard time choosing the latter.
Xie Tianlang looked at the little sea otter who finally stopped pretending to be stupid and howling, and began to yell at him crazily. His sharp wolf-like eyes stared at the otter carefully for a long time, and finally nodded.
"Okay. It seems that you are a lucky sea otter who can understand human speech."
Otter Fugui raised his head high: "What's wrong with understanding people's language? The sea is going to submerge the land, and you humans still treat yourself as a root vegetable?"
"An otter with a talent for languages can understand your human language!"
Xie Tianlang smiled again, and put Otter Fugui on his shoulder, this time it seemed that he was really dragging the swordfish.
"I fell into a coma at the beach before that, did you drag me ashore?"
Gou Fugui, who has not relaxed all this time, sneered in his heart when he heard this, knowing that you are still digging a hole.
"Father is not a dolphin, and he pushed you ashore. When I woke up, I was floating on the seashore. I wanted to drink some fat house happy water, but I ran into you again."
"Aw!" Unlucky!
Xie Tianlang seemed extra tolerant and happy when facing the little sea otter. He dragged the fish and said, "This is fate. Yuanyuan, don't struggle, you are destined to be my otter."
Otter Fugui retched a few times very cooperatively, and then turned his small body to fish out his big shopping net bag pierced by the swordfish.
The situation inside the big net bag was horrible.Not only did he break a big hole, but the fat house happy water, canned milk and meat, and his snack gift pack all leaked into the water.
Grumpy and irritable, he groaned several times on the spot, and slammed his two little paws on the flat stone pot floating beside him.
"unlucky!!"
Otter Fugui's small black grape eyes stared at Xie Tianlang.
Xie Tianlang coughed twice, this time he really brought disaster to his family Yuanyuan, and Yuanyuan was also responsible for successfully handling this big fish in the end.
"Okay, don't be angry, can I help you refill the net bag? Make sure there are fat house happy water, milk powder and canned meat."
Otter Fugui stared at him with small eyes and added gloomyly: "There are also potato chips, spicy bars and chocolates, all of which are indispensable."
Xie Tianlang stretched out his hand and patted his forehead with his right hand, he couldn't help laughing.
"Where do you know these things. Eat less junk food, don't you know that seafood is nourishing?"
"I've eaten seafood all my life! Can't I change my taste if the flood floods the supermarket?!"
Xie Sirius finally laughed out loud and had nothing to say.He started to go into the water to get snacks for his Yuanyuan.
Gou Fugui watched the man's tall and slender body like a powerful fish dive into the water over and over again, and didn't know what to say for a while.
Maybe this guy is as cute as he is?Can't walk when you see cute little things?
But he still didn't let Xie Tianlang dive for the third time.
"Okay, okay, you don't need to fish. It's slow and inefficient."
"Carry this big fish of yours and leave quickly, or the supermarket will be bloodied if you don't leave."
Xie Tianlang just put two cans of milk powder into the net pocket, when he heard this, he glanced at his bloody left hand.
"Is Yuanyuan caring about me?"
Otter Fugui rolled his eyes.
Xie Tianlang stretched out his hand and quickly patted Fugui's little head: "This little injury is not enough for me to squeeze between my teeth."
Otter Fugui looked at the entire towel that had been stained red by the snow, and twitched the corners of his mouth.
Your perception of minor injuries is definitely different from mine.
In the end, Xie Tianlang refilled Fugui's shopping net.
Then he found a line and tied the swordfish down and he swam out with him.
"Yuanyuan, come back with me? Dad feeds you barbecued swordfish meat. Delicious!"
Otter Fugui refused without hesitation, and looked at the man with a mentally retarded look: "You let a sea otter go ashore with you? Did you get stabbed out of your mind?"
"Stupid humans! Even your supermarket belongs to our sea. Is it far from the land becoming the sea?"
Xie Sirius: "..."
Fuck.This made sense, and he couldn't refute it.
"Hey, then I can catch fish for you to eat..."
Otter Fugui waved his paws disdainfully: "A little bit of self-knowledge, it's not sure who will raise who when the time comes."
"For the sake of our two trials and tribulations, if you can't survive floating in the sea later, I, the Otter of Destiny, can consider raising a pet."
Xie Sirius: "...cough!"
"Okay, don't waste time, time is life! Take a step first."
"Don't try to tame me. You don't have the ocean, and you're not the king of the sea!"
Then the omnipotent Xie Werewolf watched the proud and complacent little sea otter twist his little butt and drag the food in the net to swim away quickly.
It took him a while to laugh helplessly: "It's really a chic wild otter."
But this is also good, sea otters should live happily and freely in the sea.
...if it really was just a sea otter.
After Gou Fugui left, Xie Tianlang didn't waste time. Although he was always a macho werewolf in front of his Yuanyuan pet, the wounds on his hands still needed to be disinfected.
And it had taken a lot of effort to catch a swordfish, and it was time to go back and rest.
Not to mention other things, at least this fierce fish in the sea is definitely bigger, more, and bigger than the tuna caught by that rich and beautiful woman.
Xie Sirius left with a happy mood.
And when his figure could no longer be seen, Fugui, who had already wandered away, came back surreptitiously.
"It's really lingering, thank you werewolf, you have to let me come back and make another trip."
Mo Fugui, who came back from the dog, immediately confirmed that there was no one around, and quickly changed from Fugui Momo back to a human.
He grabbed out the small backpack he hid in the locker as quickly as possible, and quickly put on his underwear.Then he exhaled.
He found a new fishing net in a fishing tackle shop outside the shopping mall, and replaced the big net bag that had a big hole in it and was repaired by Xie Tianlang with the new fishing net, and finally pulled two thin and thin fishing nets from the floating water The sun protection clothing was put on his fishing net before he carried the fishing net back.
Along the way, Gou Fugui saw many people who went out to look for food like him.
Most of these people were in groups of two or three, and they all showed inquiring eyes when they saw the obviously huge burden on Gou Fugui's back.
But at this time, no one will snatch it.
Even so, Gou Fugui has accelerated his speed of swimming back. The city is being submerged by the sea, and the order is gradually becoming chaotic with the upwelling of the sea. Don't challenge human nature.
Gou Fugui, who had turned on the talent of sea otter blood, swam very fast. Even though he made one more turn than Xie Tianlang, he almost reached the safety zone of the gymnasium with Xie Tianlang.
Originally, the big package on Gou Fugui's body was very eye-catching, but...
How should I put it, compare the size?
When Xie Tianlang half-dragged and half-carried the three-meter-long, three-hundred-jin sea fish, no one could take their eyes off the sea fish——
"Fuck!!"
Mom, come out and watch the miracle with me! !
The author has something to say:
Xie Tianlang: Yuanyuan, come with me and I will support you!
Otter Fugui: Be sober, it may be uncertain who will raise who.
Anyway, he felt that the frying pan under his little claws was smashing more vigorously and faster, and if there was an accompaniment, maybe he could play a cheerful drumbeat.
It's just that soon a big hand stretched out to hinder his beating action, and even wanted to grab the nape of his fate's neck.
Otter Fugui raised his eyebrows high and high, although Otter's small face has no eyebrows, but this does not affect Otter Rich's expression of disgust and sarcasm——
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
tui!When you caught him before, it was because Dad was unprepared, now see if you can touch one of Dad's smooth hairs? !
The little sea otter slipped away from Xie Tianlang's grasp like a slippery fish holding his frying pan, looking at him with his small chin raised and small eyes like black grapes, noble and glamorous.
"Ow!"
What are you doing? !
The expression on Xie Werewolf's face was a little regretful, but he seemed to be born with the "top-level observation and observation" skill. Even if the party being observed is not a human being, he can accurately judge the emotions and actions of the person being observed.
"Yuanyuan~ Don't be so ignorant. It's Dad!"
Then Team Xie received a taunt from the little sea otter on the opposite side as if he couldn't bear it——
It turned out to be an international greeting gesture that tried to curl up a few paws on the side, leaving only the middle one.
Xie Sirius: "..."
Xie Tianlang laughed loudly: "Yuanyuan! The cute otter can't make such indecent gestures!"
How interesting, after being able to speak loudly, shop under the sea, and smash fish in a frying pan, this little thing even gave him the middle finger.
Then Xie Tianlang held the knife in a good mood, raised his hand while laughing, and chopped the knife into the unconscious swordfish's head.
One kill.
A sea overlord died in this way due to the sinister calculations of humans and the backstab of sea otters.
"...Fuck..."
Surprised by the knife, Gou Fugui subconsciously retracted his middle finger.And once again concluded that this is a werewolf in front of him.
He's also a werewolf with a weird brain circuit.
Under normal circumstances, don't go head-to-head with this guy, or you may be beaten to the end by him.Tsk.
"Okay. I finally caught a fierce fish bigger than a tuna." Xie Tianlang said casually, casually found a wet towel and tied it on his bloody left palm.
Then his right hand moved towards the huge swordfish that was three meters long.
Gou Fugui thought he was going to drag Jianyu away, so he floated on the water to watch him move.
Who knew that this guy was not a man, he jumped forward halfway, stretched out his hand, and scooped his whole otter into his arms!
"Fuck?!"
"Okay, okay, don't move around, don't you want to lie down on the free humanoid seat? It also comes with a constant temperature heating function, don't be picky."
Xie Tianlang pressed Fugui, who was struggling constantly, and pinched the nape of his neck, and asked a sentence that almost made Fugui poke at him:
"Yuanyuan, are you mature yet?"
Mo Fugui's eyes widened in an instant. The soul's question was so sudden and unbelievable that even though Gou Fugui quickly began to pretend to be stupid and yelled, he still couldn't escape the momentary stiffness and shock. Thanks Sirius for his senses and eyes.
Thank Sirius smiled.
"So can you turn into a human? For example, into a beautiful woman with long hair, phoenix eyes, and a high nose bridge?"
Gou Fugui: "..." Isn't your analogy too suggestive? !
In the blink of an eye, Gou Fugui's nose was sweating, his brains were spinning sharply, and finally he taunted:
"Become a ghost! Don't compare Dad with a stupid human being! Dad's smooth hair is the best. Why do you want to become a human and grow useless long hair?"
"Aww, let go of me, don't wait for me to sink you with an army of sea otters!!"
Between completely losing her horse and pretending to be a genius, the rich and beautiful woman had a hard time choosing the latter.
Xie Tianlang looked at the little sea otter who finally stopped pretending to be stupid and howling, and began to yell at him crazily. His sharp wolf-like eyes stared at the otter carefully for a long time, and finally nodded.
"Okay. It seems that you are a lucky sea otter who can understand human speech."
Otter Fugui raised his head high: "What's wrong with understanding people's language? The sea is going to submerge the land, and you humans still treat yourself as a root vegetable?"
"An otter with a talent for languages can understand your human language!"
Xie Tianlang smiled again, and put Otter Fugui on his shoulder, this time it seemed that he was really dragging the swordfish.
"I fell into a coma at the beach before that, did you drag me ashore?"
Gou Fugui, who has not relaxed all this time, sneered in his heart when he heard this, knowing that you are still digging a hole.
"Father is not a dolphin, and he pushed you ashore. When I woke up, I was floating on the seashore. I wanted to drink some fat house happy water, but I ran into you again."
"Aw!" Unlucky!
Xie Tianlang seemed extra tolerant and happy when facing the little sea otter. He dragged the fish and said, "This is fate. Yuanyuan, don't struggle, you are destined to be my otter."
Otter Fugui retched a few times very cooperatively, and then turned his small body to fish out his big shopping net bag pierced by the swordfish.
The situation inside the big net bag was horrible.Not only did he break a big hole, but the fat house happy water, canned milk and meat, and his snack gift pack all leaked into the water.
Grumpy and irritable, he groaned several times on the spot, and slammed his two little paws on the flat stone pot floating beside him.
"unlucky!!"
Otter Fugui's small black grape eyes stared at Xie Tianlang.
Xie Tianlang coughed twice, this time he really brought disaster to his family Yuanyuan, and Yuanyuan was also responsible for successfully handling this big fish in the end.
"Okay, don't be angry, can I help you refill the net bag? Make sure there are fat house happy water, milk powder and canned meat."
Otter Fugui stared at him with small eyes and added gloomyly: "There are also potato chips, spicy bars and chocolates, all of which are indispensable."
Xie Tianlang stretched out his hand and patted his forehead with his right hand, he couldn't help laughing.
"Where do you know these things. Eat less junk food, don't you know that seafood is nourishing?"
"I've eaten seafood all my life! Can't I change my taste if the flood floods the supermarket?!"
Xie Sirius finally laughed out loud and had nothing to say.He started to go into the water to get snacks for his Yuanyuan.
Gou Fugui watched the man's tall and slender body like a powerful fish dive into the water over and over again, and didn't know what to say for a while.
Maybe this guy is as cute as he is?Can't walk when you see cute little things?
But he still didn't let Xie Tianlang dive for the third time.
"Okay, okay, you don't need to fish. It's slow and inefficient."
"Carry this big fish of yours and leave quickly, or the supermarket will be bloodied if you don't leave."
Xie Tianlang just put two cans of milk powder into the net pocket, when he heard this, he glanced at his bloody left hand.
"Is Yuanyuan caring about me?"
Otter Fugui rolled his eyes.
Xie Tianlang stretched out his hand and quickly patted Fugui's little head: "This little injury is not enough for me to squeeze between my teeth."
Otter Fugui looked at the entire towel that had been stained red by the snow, and twitched the corners of his mouth.
Your perception of minor injuries is definitely different from mine.
In the end, Xie Tianlang refilled Fugui's shopping net.
Then he found a line and tied the swordfish down and he swam out with him.
"Yuanyuan, come back with me? Dad feeds you barbecued swordfish meat. Delicious!"
Otter Fugui refused without hesitation, and looked at the man with a mentally retarded look: "You let a sea otter go ashore with you? Did you get stabbed out of your mind?"
"Stupid humans! Even your supermarket belongs to our sea. Is it far from the land becoming the sea?"
Xie Sirius: "..."
Fuck.This made sense, and he couldn't refute it.
"Hey, then I can catch fish for you to eat..."
Otter Fugui waved his paws disdainfully: "A little bit of self-knowledge, it's not sure who will raise who when the time comes."
"For the sake of our two trials and tribulations, if you can't survive floating in the sea later, I, the Otter of Destiny, can consider raising a pet."
Xie Sirius: "...cough!"
"Okay, don't waste time, time is life! Take a step first."
"Don't try to tame me. You don't have the ocean, and you're not the king of the sea!"
Then the omnipotent Xie Werewolf watched the proud and complacent little sea otter twist his little butt and drag the food in the net to swim away quickly.
It took him a while to laugh helplessly: "It's really a chic wild otter."
But this is also good, sea otters should live happily and freely in the sea.
...if it really was just a sea otter.
After Gou Fugui left, Xie Tianlang didn't waste time. Although he was always a macho werewolf in front of his Yuanyuan pet, the wounds on his hands still needed to be disinfected.
And it had taken a lot of effort to catch a swordfish, and it was time to go back and rest.
Not to mention other things, at least this fierce fish in the sea is definitely bigger, more, and bigger than the tuna caught by that rich and beautiful woman.
Xie Sirius left with a happy mood.
And when his figure could no longer be seen, Fugui, who had already wandered away, came back surreptitiously.
"It's really lingering, thank you werewolf, you have to let me come back and make another trip."
Mo Fugui, who came back from the dog, immediately confirmed that there was no one around, and quickly changed from Fugui Momo back to a human.
He grabbed out the small backpack he hid in the locker as quickly as possible, and quickly put on his underwear.Then he exhaled.
He found a new fishing net in a fishing tackle shop outside the shopping mall, and replaced the big net bag that had a big hole in it and was repaired by Xie Tianlang with the new fishing net, and finally pulled two thin and thin fishing nets from the floating water The sun protection clothing was put on his fishing net before he carried the fishing net back.
Along the way, Gou Fugui saw many people who went out to look for food like him.
Most of these people were in groups of two or three, and they all showed inquiring eyes when they saw the obviously huge burden on Gou Fugui's back.
But at this time, no one will snatch it.
Even so, Gou Fugui has accelerated his speed of swimming back. The city is being submerged by the sea, and the order is gradually becoming chaotic with the upwelling of the sea. Don't challenge human nature.
Gou Fugui, who had turned on the talent of sea otter blood, swam very fast. Even though he made one more turn than Xie Tianlang, he almost reached the safety zone of the gymnasium with Xie Tianlang.
Originally, the big package on Gou Fugui's body was very eye-catching, but...
How should I put it, compare the size?
When Xie Tianlang half-dragged and half-carried the three-meter-long, three-hundred-jin sea fish, no one could take their eyes off the sea fish——
"Fuck!!"
Mom, come out and watch the miracle with me! !
The author has something to say:
Xie Tianlang: Yuanyuan, come with me and I will support you!
Otter Fugui: Be sober, it may be uncertain who will raise who.
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