my vegetable boyfriend

"The class monitor comes to the office with me to get the test papers of the mid-term exam last week." The third art class was over, and Mr. Xue, the head teacher of Class [-] for four years, yelled at the door.

At the same time, Yang Ziqian, who regained consciousness after a week, felt that the little Yang Ziqian who was controlling his body seemed to want to get up, but when his buttocks were about to leave the stool, his whole body froze, followed by a constriction of his heart.

"Huh?" Yang Ziqian looked at Bai Nen's small hand, Qu grasped it, and then touched his chest, where there was still a strong negative emotion mixed with embarrassment, panic and inferiority complex.

Raising his head, Yang Ziqian looked at the female squad leader who ran out with ponytails, his eyes were clear.

If he guessed right, little Yang Ziqian probably just subconsciously thought that "squad leader" was calling him. After all, after four years of being in the job, his ears and body have already grown accustomed to this position.Probably the moment the child stood up, he remembered the fact that he had been "laid off", so he was embarrassed and flustered for a while, fearing that others would see the joke, so he let out Yang Ziqian's stronger "personality".

[Don't worry~ You'll be the squad leader again in a while~Little pity~] Yang Ziqian's mouth slightly hooked, but his heart felt a little sad and inexplicable.

When Yang Ziqian had an accident at home in the fourth grade, the class was catching up with a new head teacher. The new head teacher was a relatively young male math teacher surnamed Xue.At that time, the family was in a mess, and the adults didn't care about the children's school affairs for a while, so they ignored that some teachers needed to be "managed".So one month later, Teacher Xue launched a "democratic class cadre election" at the class meeting, intending to re-elect the class cadres.

At that time, Yang Ziqian had not been greatly affected by the sudden change of environment, so he, who had always been aggressive and confident, questioned his teacher, thinking "I did a good job, why should I change people?"If it were the current Yang Ziqian, he would think from the perspective of a teacher, "It would be good to let more children have the opportunity to exercise during elementary school."... But Yang Ziqian was still young at the time, and he didn't understand the world The edges and corners have not been worn away by life, black is black, white is white, and I will not subconsciously make excuses for those who hurt me like now...

Teacher Xue did not directly answer Yang Ziqian's question, but made a request to the students at the class meeting...Yang Ziqian found it difficult to understand and imagine after thinking about it many years later.

"Each student tore a piece of paper without writing their names. Everyone wrote about Yang Ziqian's shortcomings and faults, and handed them over to the podium in five minutes," he said.

Yang Ziqian doesn't remember the past so clearly, but that scene at that time remains in his mind like an engraving, which he will never forget.

"The teacher is in the same way, the teacher is not in the same way"

"It's fine if you make mistakes, but it's fine if your classmates make mistakes, and you'll still be punished"

"d....e....se...." - Dese

"Not fit to be monitor..."

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Teacher Xue asked Yang Ziqian to stand in front of the podium, while he himself sat on the podium with his feet crossed, holding a small piece of paper in his hand and reading Yang Ziqian's "bad things" aloud one by one.

Yang Ziqian forgot how he reacted at that time. He only remembered that he cried a lot when he got home, and he didn't tell his family after that, so the matter was left alone.And it wasn't until his sophomore year that Yang Ziqian accidentally saw a discussion on the self-esteem of elementary school students on the Internet, and suddenly realized that he seemed to be a... victim... right?After all, in the years since then, he has become an introverted child with low self-esteem......

"However, so many students say that I am not good, at least it shows that what I did at the beginning was indeed problematic......" Yang Ziqian comforted For myself, try to ignore the fact that Mr. Xue used misleading language to make Yang Ziqian believe that "the whole class hates me".

Withdrawing from the bad memories, Yang Ziqian shook his head to wake himself up.He knows that things have already happened regardless of the "past life" or the present, and paying too much attention will only increase his troubles, so he might as well think about what he can do with his only golden finger - the "predictive ability" of the next ten years Do something.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Yang Ziqian was startled by the wailing sound from the front desk, and almost threw out the pencil case he was holding.At this time, the female squad leader with twin ponytails just came over and handed out a Chinese test paper to Yang Ziqian's desk.The female squad leader hesitated to speak, looked at Yang Ziqian with a complicated expression for a long time, but finally walked over without saying anything.

"...100 again, you..." Zheng Ping, Yang Ziqian's deskmate stretched his neck and skimmed Yang Ziqian's paper, then muttered in a sour tone.

Yang Ziqian picked up the paper and looked at it carefully.He found that although the word was ugly when he was a child, it was square and decent, which was completely different from when he grew up, his hand looked good but had no "bones".

"Yang Ziqian!!! Can you teach me how to study ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." The boy turned his head and looked at Yang Ziqian earnestly while sniffling his nose.

[Huh—————————— Yang Ziqian looked at the kid in front of him whose nose was running out of his mouth, trembling with discomfort.But Lizi is an adult after all, and he didn't do anything to hurt the self-esteem of other children, so he opened his mouth and took out a piece of toilet paper for the other party as if he didn't care.

"Cough...well...who is the best student in our class now?" Yang Ziqian covered his guilt and asked tentatively, wanting to know his current study situation.

"Liu Yiren~ You are the second in our class, what's the matter?" The snot-nosed kid really looked like a tiger-headed tiger-brained boy, and he didn't think there was any problem with this question at all.

"Oh...it's nothing, I just want to know why you didn't ask him but you asked me?" Yang Ziqian wiped his sweat in his heart and said to himself [It seems that I haven't become a top student yet!!] You know In Yang Ziqian's heart, he was most proud of himself since he was a child, and the only thing he could get out of it was his grades. Although he was not good at mathematics and not smart enough, from elementary school to university, he worked five times harder than others by virtue of his dedication and five times more effort. Ten times, he successfully became famous in the "examination halls" for his grades, and was worshiped as a "god of learning" by many people who didn't know the basics...... Cough cough......

"Because he's more 'pushing' than you, he's never been willing to talk to us bad students! Hmph!!! You should at least say a few words!!" It is full of grievances wrapped in indifferent.

"......" Yang Ziqian, who couldn't tell whether it was a good word or a bad word, was speechless. At the same time, he also suddenly realized that there seemed to be problems with XX's education since elementary school. Are children "good or bad" based on grades alone?What a cruel and fishy lip...  

"Actually, it's very easy to learn well, as long as you do what I said..." Yang Ziqian, who couldn't bear to see the child in front of him suffocated, planned to talk about his experience, but who knew Before he could finish his first sentence, he found seven or eight small heads with green eyes quickly approaching him... staring at him.

Yang Ziqian "......"

"Come on, come on~ Brother Qian~~~"

"Yeah yeah~~Brother Qian, you are the best~~"

"The last pig, come and listen too~~Brother Qian is teaching you~~"

I don't know who yelled first, and then there was a more chaotic yelling in the noisy classroom after class, which attracted many students to join in the fun.

Looking at the children in different postures, standing or sitting, but with a unified look of expectation on their faces, Yang Ziqian felt that he was absolutely free.

"...Okay, you give me your test paper, let's be more specific." Looking at a group of children who were "thirsty for knowledge", Yang Ziqian really planned to give this paper to them with all his heart. Tell the child how to improve his grades. After all, these children have greatly satisfied his vanity that has been dry for a long time~

"Here" the child with a thick head and a tiger head respectfully handed over his 59-point Chinese test paper with two small black hands, and then stared at Yang Ziqian nervously, as if asking "Doctor, how can I save me?"

After taking the test paper, Yang Ziqian shook it, and while moving it so that the children around him could see it, he said, "Look, this pinyin crossword is the most basic, and it is the most important point in each text. So you can’t make a single mistake, just memorize this thing.” Speaking of this, Yang Ziqian found himself a little short-sighted, because in his opinion, primary school Chinese is basically based on memorization, so he said this point or not. Same.

Yang Ziqian raised his head and took a look, and found that the little ghosts around him were nodding their heads in conviction, and some even gave admiration. Yang Ziqian sweated at that time, and he felt that he suddenly couldn't remember what his age should be. Some IQ.

"Cough, let's look at this question of making sentences with related words, 'Sure enough', 'On the one hand...on the other hand' and 'Both...and', let's see what you wrote first." Yang Ziqian choked up as soon as he finished speaking. Stopped, because he had already read the three sentences made by the snot-nosed kid at a glance, and his reaction after reading it was only "......"

Sure enough—"Yesterday morning I finished eating apples and then bananas." Yang Ziqian clearly saw a comma hesitantly wrote on and then ticked off between "fruit" and "ran".

On the side……on the side – “Dad undresses and puts on his pants”

Both... and——"□□Sacrifice yourself, but don't tell the party's secrets"

"There are many points for the composition, let's read the composition first." Yang Ziqian really didn't know how to make comments and suggestions at this time, so he wanted to avoid the conflict first, and planned to start from "easy to say" "Speaking of.However, it turned out that he was thinking too much.

"My mother has beautiful big eyes and a paw face..." Yang Ziqian put down the paper after reading half a sentence, then tried his best to ignore the fiery gaze of the snot-nosed child opposite, and slapped Played a bureaucratic accent.

"Actually, learning is simple and difficult, and there are many factors that lead to good or bad grades, such as interest and habit. Forget it, you can't understand if you talk too much. Now you just need to remember the stakes and control yourself." Alright, go home and do your homework first, then watch TV, and make sure you hear the teacher’s word for word 15 minutes before class, and it’s absolutely no problem to score [-]% in the exam.” Yang Ziqian felt that he just tried to tell a group of children I am really stupid for the reason. Don't say whether my speech is good or not, just look at the level of "one big eye" and "claw face" of this group of children, it is estimated that there is no possibility of understanding it.

"Wow!! Yang Ziqian, you are amazing!"

"Brother Qian, can I ask you if I don't know anything in the future?"

"I want it too, I want it too, I'll give you my latest Superman!"

"I, I...I'll lend you to play Kaya Greymon"

"Lend me to copy your English homework in the future, I will never quarrel with others"

"I want math..."

Yang Ziqian looked at the children who rushed up to him with burning eyes as soon as he finished speaking, and choked silently with a wooden face.At this time, he realized that he had underestimated these ghostly children. It is estimated that most of them did not intend to listen to his "learning experience" from the very beginning, but simply wanted to find a free "campus assistant expert" "!" ! ! !

So from this day on, Yang Ziqian inexplicably became a competent...Nurse...

"It's time for class, everyone go back to their seats"

"In this class, let's talk about the Chinese papers for the mid-term exam. There is only one full score in the whole grade, and it's Yang Ziqian from our class."

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Compared with the usual intense applause and cheers, the Chinese teacher blinked in surprise, and looked at the child who was being watched by many eyes.

At this time, Yang Ziqian, the central character, suddenly felt a heat in his chest and cheeks, and an inexplicable joy, shyness, excitement...and pride surged up in his heart?Yang Ziqian knew that it was not his own feelings, but little Yang Ziqian's.

Lowering his head, Yang Ziqian was a little dazed, and a thought popped up out of thin air in his mind...... In this life...he is Can't I also try to get something for myself.... I have been dreaming of something since a long time ago......

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"Aqi, Kuizi, come to my house for dinner later, my mother said to thank you two very much." Xia Kun sat on the stool with a straight back, and said to the two people in front while arranging the class diary in his hand.

"Hehehe, why are you being polite, besides, we didn't do anything, just..." Wang Kui rubbed his head, feeling embarrassed as he spoke.

"I will definitely go to eat, but don't say thank you, I believe that you are my good brother for life, I don't want you to say that again!" Xia Qi frowned, pretending to be serious. .

"Okay, I really worried you this time, and I won't..." Xia Kun said in a gentle tone, then smiled calmly, and said nothing else.

Xia Qi looked at the person in front of him who looked the same as before, and always felt that the other party seemed to have changed something... as if...even if the other party was smiling... there was nothing up the temperature........

"Brother Kun, Brother Kun, you are looking for you~" A boy at the door of the class yelled and attracted everyone's attention, and then everyone focused their attention on Xia Kun.

Xia Kun paused, then looked at Xia Qi and Wang Kui and said strangely, "What are you doing, brother?"