my vegetable boyfriend

"What?! You asked the two of us to lie to Kunzi with you?! I won't do it!" Wang Kui jumped up from the stool while yelling, angrily glaring at Yang Ziqian as if he was about to fight.

"Shh! Keep your voice down! Brother Xia Kun is still sleeping!" Yang Ziqian felt that he and Wang Kui were really not at odds, this person was too bluffing and too unstable.

"Kuizi, don't worry, let him finish first." Xia Qi faded away the smile he kept on his face at this moment, and stared at Yang Ziqian quietly.

Yang Ziqian looked directly into Xia Qi's eyes, and said seriously, "Brother Xia Kun's situation is very bad now, I don't think it's a good idea to let him stay at home to relieve himself, so I did this entirely to let him get up as soon as possible." Come on, and I'm just making a suggestion, as his good friends, I believe you have your own judgment~" After finishing speaking, Yang Ziqian spread his hands indifferently.

"What do you know...about Xia Kun?" Xia Qi frowned, his face visibly guarded.Xia Qi didn't know why he always felt that the child in front of him was a bit weird, it was a sense of disobedience, as if the other party knew himself, Wang Kui and Xia Kun very well, and at the same time, the other party seemed to be standing on the same side when communicating with him... ...an adult's perspective....

"No~ I just see Brother Xia Kun is very upset, so I want him to relax and relax~" Yang Ziqian switched to the mode of pretending to be stupid for a second, pretending to be innocent and said [Damn!Accidentally pretended to be B! ...It seems that among Xia Kun and the others, Wang Kui is a "normal" child... This Xia Qi is not simple...]

Yang Ziqian was right. Xia Qi and Wang Kui had always had low self-esteem in the first few years of elementary school because of their family conditions, and this low self-esteem gave birth to stubbornness.Xia Qi was aggressive and aggressive when he was a child. To use a Northeast dialect to describe it, he was a bit "big".Wang Kui, on the other hand, is a child who has been a little cautious and smart since he was a child, and from time to time he would take a bad idea and come up with a bad idea.However, as they grow up, the inner and essence of the two are gradually removed, and the influence of the environment gradually develops the personality traits of the two that are completely different from those when they were young.After Xia Kun became good friends with Xia Kun, he learned a lot from each other, coupled with the influence of his father, he gradually concealed his irascibility and recklessness, and became a restrained, cautious, and thoughtful person. .But Wang Kui, due to Xia Kun and Xia Qi's care from time to time and the influence of the family environment, became more and more "practical" and "straight", and even almost lost his little cleverness when he was a child... .....

"I agree!"

"Ah?" Hearing the voice, Yang Ziqian turned around in embarrassment and looked at Lin Shan who was sitting behind him in a wheelchair holding a fruit plate. He never expected that his mother would overhear his "scheming" words.

"...I said I agree....Although I don't know what happened to Xiaokun, I don't want to see him in such pain anymore, since he doesn't want to tell us , then we will help him break it in our own way..." Lin Shan was a little emotional, and almost knocked the fruit on the plate to the ground.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, we really get along so well! ! 】Yang Ziqian didn't expect that he would get such a big help inexplicably, thinking that even if he was finally exposed, he would never be "taught" by Xia Kun as he imagined at the beginning!This is simply the greatest gospel, is there any~~

"But Aunt Lin, what if Kunzi finds out later? Why can't we trust him to let him adjust?" Xia Qi looked at Lin Shan sincerely, talking about his thoughts.

"That's right! Xia Kun will definitely be fine in two days! I believe him!" Wang Kui, who was strongly opposed at the beginning, finally interjected after a long time, expressing his position immediately.

"I believe him too...but..." Lin Shan's firm heart was a little shaken by the two people's vows, and she subconsciously wondered if she didn't trust her child too much.

Yang Ziqian saw that the "weight" he had won so hard was about to "rebel", so he quickly opened his mouth to raise some "arguments" and "arguments". Unexpectedly, at this moment, the door of Xia Kun's room rang.

Hearing the noise, several people immediately shut up, and Xia Kun entered the hall after a while.

"Kun...Kunzi..." Wang Kui's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the person in front of him who had lost a lot of weight in just two days without seeing him in disbelief. It's red.

"Kunzi,...how did you do this!!!" Xia Qi was also surprised, but he was more angry and distressed. After laughing, he suppressed all the complaints, leaving only a piece of empathetic pain.What has this always strong man been through...how...

"Kun Zi, hurry up and eat, Mom cooked porridge for you..." Lin Shan secretly wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said in a tight voice.

"Mom, I don't have much appetite. I just came out to drink some water. How are Archie and Kuizi's class doing?" Xia Kun said, walking towards them with long legs.

Yang Ziqian looked at the boy in front of him who exuded a unique charm even though he was decadent, his little heart jumped up uncontrollably, he subconsciously moved his buttocks on the sofa, hoping that the person who came over would sit next to him .

And Xia Kun just glanced at Yang Ziqian, walked up to Xia Qi and sat down.

【cut! ! !Cut and cut! ! ! 】When Yang Ziqian was complaining secretly, Wang Kui and Xia Qi talked to Xia Kun about a lot of things in the class. Emerging stubble.

"Drip..." The sound of the pressure cooker in the kitchen, which was steaming bones, interrupted Yang Ziqian's flirting. He looked up and found that the sky outside had already darkened.

"Ah, that Aunt Lin, I'm leaving first, I'll come back tomorrow...to see Brother Xia Kun..." Yang Ziqian picked up his schoolbag anxiously, and didn't dare to look at the person he was talking about when he spoke .

"Yeah, Xiaoqian is leaving now, be careful on the road, remember to take the main road." Lin Shan rushed out from the kitchen and sent Yang Ziqian off in a wheelchair.

"Enen, good Aunt Lin~bye~" Yang Ziqian put his small schoolbag on his back and stuffed his feet into his shoes indiscriminately, looking quite anxious.No way, today is Saturday, his daytime sketch class was supposed to end at 04:30 p.m., and it was only around [-]:[-] when he got home, but now it was almost six o'clock, and Yang Ziqian was afraid of going home and being told that he was in a hurry. It's too bad.

Before Yang Ziqian put on his shoes, he opened the door and walked out. As soon as he went out, he looked up and saw his little uncle leaning against the handrail of the stairs with an unlit cigarette in his mouth.

Yang Ziqian "......"

"Who are you looking for?" Lin Shan came to see Yang Ziqian off, suddenly saw a young man with a stern face standing at the door of her house and became vigilant.

When Mo Yu saw Lin Shan, he put away the cigarette in his hand, and smiled politely, "Hello, I am Yang Ziqian's uncle. I'm sorry that this little boy has disturbed you these days."

"Ah, it's okay, it's Xiaoqian's uncle, so what's the trouble? This kid is sensible, come in and have a seat." Lin Shan immediately put down her guard when she heard that this was the child's parent, happy Greeted up.

"I can't do it today, I will definitely visit another day, Xiaoqian says goodbye to Auntie~" Mo Yu declined the other party's invitation with a smile, took Yang Ziqian's hand and waved to Lin Shan, with a gentle and considerate look throughout.

"Lin... Auntie... goodbye..." [Oh my god! ! ! 】Yang Ziqian trembled when his uncle called him "Xiaoqian", his face was stiff, and even the hand that was being held was sweating. If he remembers correctly, he and his uncle usually When there is physical contact, 80.00% are beaten......

"Ai Ai~ Xiaoqian will come back tomorrow, Auntie will cook something delicious for you~" Lin Shan waved at the elder and the younger, before returning to the house, she sighed, "This uncle is really nice"...

As soon as the two of them went down a section of stairs, Mo Yu let go of his hands, and then looked down at Yang Ziqian and squinted his eyes to interrogate today's case of "walking around without going home after school".

And Yang Ziqian told his little uncle the "confession" he had prepared a long time ago with reason and emotion (a good friend is sick and needs love and warmth). Looking at the other person's expression, Yang Ziqian knew that he was safe. ~

"My friend is getting married tomorrow and needs to borrow a little boy. Come with me tomorrow." Mo Yu walked in front and said to the child behind him without looking back.

"Ahhh!! Don't~ I have sketching class tomorrow!!!" Yang Ziqian cried out sadly, but in fact he was very worried that he would not be able to come to Xia Kun's house tomorrow night.

"I just went to your sketch class. Your teacher said that you can finish the still life that you have been required to draw in the past two days, so..." Mo Yu lowered his head and stared at Yang Ziqian for a long time with an inexplicable expression, which made Yang Ziqian's little smile The heart is hanging up.

[I should stand up and resist! !I should not succumb to the violence of power! !Children have human rights too! ! 】........... "Oh......" Yang Ziqian finally heard himself say so......

Mo Yu strained his ears to hear Yang Ziqian's answer, and he was secretly relieved [It seems that tomorrow I can let my sister secretly take a look at the child...  …]

Before dawn the next day, Yang Ziqian was taken by Mo Yu to his friend's new house, followed by a group of sisters and aunts "mobbing money" and "eating tofu"......

At about eight o'clock in the morning, an aunt brought the little girl over, so the bridesmaids began to teach Yang Ziqian and the little girl how to hold the wedding dress and sprinkle flowers for the bride on the wedding red carpet.

During the rehearsal, there was an episode. During the second rehearsal, in order to help the little girl pick up the flowers on the ground, Yang Ziqian bent down and bowed his head without paying attention, and was suddenly kicked to the chin by the heel of the bride's high heels. At that time, the color was lost... So Yang Ziqian, who cared about face very much, found a remote place to hide after completing the task at the official wedding, even his favorite food on the wedding mat The crayfish were all missed.

"Sister...don't cry, don't worry about the child, I promise you with my head!" Mo Yu stared at the bloodshot eyes, and said in a hoarse voice to the woman wearing a white mask opposite .

"Xiaoyu...um... thank you, sister... I have to go first..." Mo Wanqing's red and swollen eyes were streaming with tears, but she turned away in a hurry before she could wipe them off. She turned her head away, but she paused before going out, but she didn't turn around to look at the little person who made her think about it day and night......

"Let's go, I packed the crayfish for you." Mo Yu held Yang Ziqian, who was holding his chin and looked like "all hope is lost, life is hopeless", and couldn't help laughing lowly.

Yang Ziqian, who had been complaining all the way, got into the toilet to look in the mirror as soon as he got home, and after a while, there was a howl like a pig-killing ghost...... ..

Yang Ziqian, who didn't go to Xia Kun's house at night because of facial problems, was very sad and angry, so he turned his grief into an appetite and ate dinner for three people, and then...... He vomited a big midnight..................

"Idiot!" Yang Ziqian heard Mo Yu scolding "I" who had only drank a little porridge at the dinner table, and "I" just kept shrinking his neck.

[Hey...] Yang Ziqian looked at the little Yang Ziqian who was in control of his body at this time, and felt inexplicably guilty in his heart. Originally, he had planned to stop cheating children... But he didn't expect this back again......

Staying in the child's body, Yang Ziqian looked at all kinds of people outside through the child's eyes while calculating the time for him to control his body this time, and arrived at the school in a short while.

This week's rotation, little Yang Ziqian didn't have to be on duty for a week, so he came to the class early and sat down, took out a sketch book and started to read.

【Did I like art so much when I was young?Why do family members and "myself" pay so much attention to it? 】Yang Ziqian thought suspiciously of the "reality" that was completely out of tune with his mentality at this time, and couldn't help but slander him.

"Yang Ziqian, Yang Ziqian!!! Yes.. There is a sixth grader looking for you!!!" The loud commotion rang out, and the moment Yang Ziqian heard it, he noticed that the child's body trembled violently.Immediately afterwards, he saw the child put down the book pretending to be calm, and walked out with his head held high despite his heavy steps.

Yang Ziqian [? 】

"Yang Ziqian, come here."

Yang Ziqian saw Wang Kui hooking him at the edge of the corridor, but little Yang Ziqian didn't move.

"Tsk...that...that, I want to ask you for a favor." Seeing the child, Wang Kui thought that the child was angry because of what happened the day before yesterday, so he held back a few words with an awkward expression.

Yang Ziqian didn't see Xia Qi, he was wondering, and then he noticed the child walking over.

"That....I'm sorry the day before yesterday...can you tell me how to cheat...um...help Xia Kun...I... .." Wang Kui groaned, obviously really embarrassed by the decisive attitude of the day before yesterday and today's door-to-door asking for help, but although he is a big-hearted person, he is very loyal. In his words, " Comparing his face with his good brother, he is a piece of crap."After Wang Kui saw Xia Kun's state yesterday, he was really scared, so he was very worried. Xia Qi, who did not agree with this matter, secretly came to find Yang Ziqian, who had an idea the day before yesterday, hoping that the other party could really come up with something Find a way to help Xia Kun.

Yang Ziqian was a little nervous, he thought it was okay to ask him about this matter, but he is not the one who controls his body now, what kind of good ideas can you expect a real fourth grade kid to give you? !

However, what Yang Ziqian didn't expect was that the child uttered a series of words intermittently when his heartbeat was not very stable, and most of the content was the same as the random and nonsensical thoughts he had in his mind the day before yesterday!host!meaning!Much the same.

Yang Ziqian [? ! ! ! ! 】

After Wang Kui heard it, his expression was very strange. After thinking about it, he asked seriously, "...Do you really think this is okay??"

Yang Ziqian felt the nervousness of little Yang Ziqian, it was a sense of fear when he was threatened. [Ah, dear, don't be afraid!He won't beat us! 】

Yang Ziqian was trying to comfort him in his heart, but he saw that little Yang Ziqian controlled his body and walked away "cold and arrogant", without even turning his head.

[Oh NO! 】Yang Ziqian felt as if he heard Wang Kui behind him grinding his teeth after calling "I" two or three times without getting a response.

Yang Ziqian, who followed his body back to his seat, felt that Wang Kui shouldn't be so stupid to use that method, after all, that method was a product of his own boring mind to make fun of himself, and it was quite unreliable... ..........But speaking of it........Why would another "self" know this?Mind sync?

Of course, no one came out to answer Yang Ziqian's questions this time.

Yang Ziqian originally planned to go to Xia Qi and Wang Kui to discuss the "plan" after taking over the body. After all, the competition will be next week, and he really planned to use this competition to "one-off" Xia Kun. Pulled out of the doldrums.

However, the idea is good, but the reality is not satisfactory... When Yang Ziqian's consciousness fell asleep with the sleeping "Little Yang Ziqian", when he woke up again... .It's already a week later.

When he heard through the ear of the other party that "Hua Xiao defeated the defending champion Provincial Primary School 7-0, Xia Kun scored 6 in a row", Yang Ziqian only felt that... this is not true ! ! !I've even started to participate in this f*ck and it's over! ! !What a good copy! ! !