Rebirth of the spare tire counterattack

By the time they finally walked out of the movie theater, Du Xu had completely lost the idea of ​​going out with him on a date in the future--damn it's too demonic.

"Finally I'm back. I'm so tired. It's been a long day." Du Xu fell on the sofa and sighed, his calf was a little sore, probably because he walked too much today.

"What are you doing?" Du Xu propped his head up, looking at Gu Yan's non-stop bustle and said curiously.

"Write down today's date experience, next time we can get rid of the dross and extract the essence, and have a truly perfect date." Gu Yan took out his notebook and said, sitting on the sofa with a serious face.

Du Xu was so frightened that he almost rolled off the sofa, "Why are you writing this thing? You still have a date, haven't you had enough fun today?"

"We are going on a date today, not to play." Gu Yan corrected solemnly.

But what's the difference between going on a date and going out to play?

Du Xu forcibly suppressed the resentment that filled his heart. He really had nothing to talk to this simple-minded, well-developed stupid guy.

"You seem to be angry, why?" Gu Yan raised his head and glanced at Du Xu who was sitting beside him.

"I'm not angry, I'm just thinking about life." Du Xu said stiffly.

"Oh." Gu Yan agreed nonchalantly, then calmed down and directed, "I'm a little thirsty, go and get me a glass of water."

"..."

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"Gu Yan, are we living together illegally now?" Du Xu changed the topic. He likes to visit gay forums recently. He saw quite a few posts claiming that they and their significant other had already received homosexuality when they went abroad. marriage certificate.

Although that paper certificate does not have legal effect in China, but with that paper certificate, they can be regarded as a legal husband and wife relationship in front of relatives and friends no matter what.

The most important thing is that the other half is willing to go abroad with me to get this paper certificate, but the meaning contained in it is not just that simple.

"You want to marry me?" Gu Yan raised his head from the half-finished schedule and said with a complicated expression.

In fact, he does not reject going abroad with Du Xu to obtain a marriage certificate, but for Gu Yan, who is very traditional in heart, if the two of them really want to get to this point, they have to think carefully.

"If you agree, we'll get married. If not, forget it." Du Xu pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Anyway, it's useless to take that thing, it's just a piece of paper."

Gu Yan said lightly, "If you really want to get married, I have no problem."

"... Forget it, I'm still cooking mung bean porridge in the pot, I'll go and have a look first." Du Xu stood up abruptly.

Gu Yan watched the other party hurriedly walk into the kitchen with an indifferent expression.

This topic was quickly passed away, and the two of them pretended that nothing happened, and did not mention it again.

The next day, Gu Yan took Du Xu to work together.

Dong Yi happened to have just finished her half-month-long vacation, walking on the road with a beaming face, and when she saw Gu Yan and the two of them, she waved her hands happily to say hello.

"How was the honeymoon?" Du Xu said enviously.

Because some time ago, when Gu Ya just disclosed her sexuality, there was an uproar on the Internet. In order to prevent the brain-dead fans from taking any extreme actions, and to have a desire to go out and relax, both Dong Yi and Gu Ya took a half-month vacation. Go abroad for honeymoon together.

"It's okay, I'm having fun, I'm flying the waves." Dong Yi happily took out the concentric knot she bought during the trip and handed it to Du Xu, "I brought it for you."

"Why did you see Gu's face so ugly when you came here?" Dong Yi said casually, "Don't you provoke the other party again!"

"Mr. Gu is one of the richest sons-in-law, don't make trouble easily, if he runs away, he won't be able to cry." Dong Yi joked, "Didn't you say that you two are going on a date? How did the date go?"

Two days ago, Du Xu was chatting with her on Weiwei, and he showed off that he was going on a date with that elm lump Gu Yan, so Dong Yi was always curious about what these two guys were up to.

Du Xu coughed in embarrassment, and then changed the topic abruptly. The result of the date was too embarrassing, so he didn't talk about it.

Dong Yi curled her lips, she was not willing to listen to what she liked to say.

………………

The first thing in daily life after marriage is coffee.

Gu Yan actually doesn't like to drink coffee, he likes to drink tea, but as the leader of an entertainment company, he has a lot of work every day, so he often needs to use coffee to refresh himself.

After a long time, drinking too much coffee will still affect the body to some extent.

In fact, Du Xu doesn't like drinking coffee either. He likes drinking tea. He doesn't know how to taste or brew it, but he just likes the aroma of tea.

After the two officially got together, Gu Yan generously took out the good tea that he hid in the office and shared it with Du Xu.

Du Xu's tea-making skills are terrible. He didn't have much money before, so the tea he bought was not good, so on average, the most expensive tea he ever bought was Tieguanyin, about four or five hundred.

So over the years, Du Xu usually made tea by boiling water first, and then throwing the tea leaves into it, and it was a success.

Now, the status of the boyfriend he is looking for has improved, and naturally, his own status and the quality of the tea he drinks have also improved.

Holding the good tea that Gu Yan gave him, Du Xu was silent. If he said that he can't make tea, taste tea and only drink tea, will Gu Yan kill him?

"What are you doing here?" Gu Yan was busy processing the documents with his head down, without raising his head, he said, "Go and make me tea."

Du Xu gritted his teeth, took out a high-end tea set in the office, took out his mobile phone and hid aside, and began to temporarily search for the process of making tea.

According to the program from Baidu on his mobile phone, Du Xu first poured hot water over the teapot, including the spout, lid, and teacup. Because he was not used to doing this, the hot water hit him, almost scalding him to death.

Gu Yan was sitting on the president's chair, watching Du Xu making tea with an expressionless face, took a deep breath and said lightly, "Can't you make tea?"

He finally found out that he couldn't make tea anymore.

Du Xu stopped his hands in time, and said with a look of embarrassment, "Actually, I used to brew tea in a thermos cup. Well, I'm not very good at making tea."

Gu Yan nodded, expressing his understanding.

After a while, a handsome secretary came in from the outside. He nodded slightly towards the two of them, then took the tea set in Du Xu's hand, and began to make tea in an orderly manner.

"...Do you know how to make tea?" Du Xu said boringly, having nothing to say.

"Fortunately, I've learned a little bit before." The female secretary obviously didn't want to talk to Du Xu, and said in a cold tone.

Du Xu touched his nose, he doesn't know how to make tea, but so what, as long as he can warm the bed.

After a while, after the female secretary finished making tea, she stood up and said, "President Gu, I've finished making tea."

Gu Yan heard the words and walked over, sat on the chair, glanced at it, and hated that iron could not be made into steel, "Drink."

The female secretary's eyes widened suddenly, she looked at Gu Yan in disbelief, and then turned her head to look at Du Xu.

Du Xu picked up the teacup calmly, took a sip, and left the fragrance in his mouth, "The taste is not bad."

Gu Yan also took a sip of tea, "Have you learned it just now?"

Du Xu was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that he was talking to himself, he hesitated, "Fortunately, I can see it more clearly."

Gu Yan nodded, stood up and said, "Secretary Wang, stay here and teach him how to make tea."

After finishing speaking, Gu Yan will go to the desk to continue working. Now that Du Xu is the president's personal secretary, how could it be possible that he can't even make tea?

Gu Yan thought to himself.

Secretary Wang sat down in embarrassment, looked at Du Xu with no contempt at the beginning, and said, "Didn't you understand just now? Then I will demonstrate it to you again."

Du Xu turned his head away, the girl's eyes were terrifying.

After studying for a long time, when Du Xu was finally able to make a pot of tea proficiently, Secretary Wang said hello and quickly left - she came here to work and work, not a professional to teach people how to Those who make tea are really overqualified.

Gu Yan raised his head from the work document and said, "Have you learned it?"

"I've learned a little bit." Du Xu felt a little embarrassed, "By the way, let's buy a pet and bring it back after get off work."

As soon as the words came out, Gu Yan glanced at him, speechless.

Du Xu had previously raised a stray cat named Zhamao, which was so ugly, according to Dong Yi's words, this is still a cat with a story.

However, on a fine day, the cat with only a story eloped with the little cat next door it had newly hooked up with, and never came back.

"Well... that was just an accident." Du Xu explained, "Stray cats are different from pet cats. The former yearns for a free and unrestrained life that can support themselves, while the latter is a must for home use."

Gu Yan nodded casually, without saying anything in agreement.

Raising pets requires a lot of manpower, material and financial resources. Apart from work, he spends his daily time falling in love. Where can he have extra time to take care of a small pet.

Pets are like children, you have to raise them to the end, and it is impossible to keep them until they are tired and tired.

But Gu Yan felt that he and Du Xu simply didn't have the patience to raise a small pet.

Du Xu sighed regretfully, saying that he had a great affection for the fluffy and a little bit arrogant cat, and after Zha Mao eloped with his wife without saying a word, he became more eager to raise another cat .

Speaking of elopement, Du Xu sneered from the bottom of his heart. He spent a lot of money raising that ancestor when he raised the scumbag. Now that the other party has run away, he even ran away with the little tabby cat raised by the neighbor, which scared him to death. I paid a neighbor's cat money in advance.

What a trouble cat.