Rebirth of the spare tire counterattack

Gu Yan and Du Xu's first date ended in failure.

Du Xu once had a relationship that was not perfect. In addition, when he hooked up with Gu Yan, it was a romantic relationship. You have me in your heart and I have you in your heart, so once you hook up, it will be a success.

But, no matter what, these can't conceal that Du Xu is a guy who can't fall in love.

As the saying goes, it's not that one family does not enter one family, so Gu Yan's achievements in dating are even lower than Du Xu's.

Ever since, when these two people who have never been in a relationship get together, the chemical reaction produced is——

The first bullet in dating life, the playground.

Du Xu took the cone and licked it. The sweet and greasy taste almost made him lose his expectation for the beauty of the world. is rejected."

"..." Gu Yan glanced at him, "Speak humanly."

"It's too sweet, I can't eat it."

"It's fine." Gu Yan looked around, then took the cone that Du Xu had only licked twice, and ate it by himself.

"What are we going to play next?" Du Xu glanced at Gu Yan, and then at the place selling hot dogs not far away, thinking that the playground in summer is very suitable for hot dogs.

After struggling for a while, Du Xu decided to buy two hot dogs that were charred on the outside and coated with chili oil, one for himself and one for Gu Yan.

"Eating this after eating ice cream will cause diarrhea." Gu Yan turned his head away.

Du Xu persisted and continued to put the hot dog into his mouth, "You've eaten all the ice cream, are you still afraid of it? Eat it quickly, and let's go play after eating."

It is already very noticeable for two men without girlfriends to appear together in the playground, not to mention the "we are in love" atmosphere that Gu Yan and the two exude from time to time, which is even more eye-catching.

"Mama, what are those two brothers doing?" The little boy asked earnestly while hugging the young mother's neck, with snot and tears hanging on his face, "I want to eat a cone too..."

"...They are eating delicious food, give up, you don't have your share." The young mother turned around and walked away quickly. Two big men appeared in the playground, their eyes were too hot.

Du Xu looked at Gu Yan with ashamed heart, "Why didn't you reserve the playground when you brought me to the playground?"

"...It's too expensive, it's not worth it." Gu Yan said in a blunt tone that he didn't intend to support Du Xu's stink.

"Forget it, how about we go on the roller coaster?" Du Xu, who was full of food and drink, obviously didn't realize how ruinous his decision was.

"Okay." Gu Yan turned around decisively to buy a ticket, but when he came back, he only had one ticket in his hand, and he said, "There are no tickets, the last one, you play this game first, and I will accompany you in the next game." you."

Du Xu, who didn't realize Gu Yan's "good intentions", happily agreed.

Gu Yan stood at the entrance with his hands behind his back, squinting his eyes to see Du Xu quickly disappear before his eyes, feeling in a good mood.

He doesn't like riding roller coasters, and always feels that this kind of nerve-challenging game will make his brain lose his mind for a short time.

Fifteen minutes later, Du Xu, who squatted on the side and vomited in the dark, was miserable, "Gu Yan's scheming... oh, why didn't you remind me... oh, I vomited to death..."

The old god Gu Yan stood aside, and took out a list from his pocket, "Next we will experience the carousel, I suggest deleting it—your body is not suitable for this kind of activity now."

Rinsing his mouth with mineral water, Du Xu wiped his mouth and said, "I didn't intend to play this kind of game full of girlish feelings. Let's play the pirate ship... Forget it, go to the haunted house to stimulate my fragile nerves." .”

Gu Yan originally wanted to refuse. He felt that this game was a bit naive, but thinking that today is the sacred day of their first date, he didn't want to hurt the confidence of their lover, so he reluctantly agreed.

"..." Du Xu opened his mouth, and then closed it again. He couldn't bear Gu Yan's eyes that looked at him as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped child. He was the one who wanted to come to the playground to experience love. Now He is also the one who dislikes game idiots and doesn't want to play. Why is Gu Yan so difficult to serve?

Gu Yan turned his head and glanced at Du Xu, "Why didn't you follow?"

It's this kind of president's eyes that really can't help you, Du Xu feels that he can actually see a variety of colorful expressions from Gu Yan's paralyzed face now, which is simply a precursor to becoming a master.

"..."

Originally thought that the interior layout of the haunted house in City A would be more stimulating to him, but Du Xu was deeply desperate.

The interior layout of the haunted house is very monotonous and old-fashioned, and the staff responsible for the performance are also very carefree. It really does not challenge the nerves at all, especially...

When he walked two steps and saw a couple hugging and kissing passionately, Du Xu really felt deeply hopeless. What about the haunted house horror?

Gu Yan walked in front, the expression on his face was not disappointed, but there was a hint of thoughtfulness. He suddenly stopped, looked at Du Xu, and said, "Is this why passionate couples love to come to haunted houses?"

"I think it should be the reason why this haunted house is distracting." Du Xu didn't notice the eagerness to try in Gu Yan's words, his eyes were full of disgust.

Gu Yan nodded, not knowing what he was thinking.

When the two of them reached the corner, they calmly passed by Sadako who suddenly jumped out frighteningly, Gu Yan looked around, there was no one here, and then pulled Du Xu who was still chattering non-stop , gag him.

It is said in the little yellow book that if you are in love, you should stick out your tongue when kissing...

Five minutes later, Du Xu, who was blushing, slapped Jiang Jingyan away who wanted to explain himself. His heart was broken. When he went back, he had to throw away all the yellow books that Jiang Jingyan had hidden in the study and toilet.

During the first night last time, he felt that he had endured unbearable pain in the world, especially when Gu Yan, who can't tease a man, forcibly teased him, that feeling was like death.

Gu Yan walked behind, surprised at Du Xu's sudden turn of face, "Why are you losing your temper?"

"..." I didn't lose my temper, I was just mourning the passing of my innocent lover.

"We are a couple, isn't it normal to kiss and hug each other?"

"..." is quite normal, it's just that our gender is wrong.

"Don't lose your temper, I invite you to play the merry-go-round?"

"……"roll!

The first bomb of daily love, playground, failure.

——The second part of dating life, movie chapter.

After coming out of the playground, Du Xu was physically and mentally exhausted, but he felt that it was still early, and he didn't want to go home early to stare at Gu Yan, so he said, "Shall we go to the movies? I remember recently There's a new movie, comedy, what's it called Princess Shark?..."

Gu Yan nodded, and drove to the movie theater. When he was about to get off the car, he suddenly asked, "Why is it called Princess Shark? Is it an adaptation of Snow White?"

"..." Du Xu, who didn't have such an idea, was suddenly dumbfounded. He didn't know what the movie was about, but he thought that the online reviews of this movie were pretty good.

"I personally prefer technology movies, but since two people are out on a date, I decided to respect you. Let's watch horror movies?" Gu Yan, who doesn't like watching comedies, decided to retreat.

Du Xu, who was successfully distracted, thought about it deeply and decided to watch a horror movie.

So, the young couple stood in the lobby and began to choose films again.

"I like to watch this--A ghost in the dark house, it should be very good to read the introduction and the title of the film"

"No, it's not bad when the night shift comes." Gu Yan insisted.

Du Xu was silent, and glanced around, thinking that if he continued to argue with Gu Yan, there should be more people watching with colored glasses nearby, so he agreed to Gu Yan's choice.

Satisfied, Gu Yan went to buy the ticket.

Du Xu glanced around, and quickly walked towards the canteen, with a heavy heart - he never knew that watching a movie would be so tiring.

No, it should be that going out to watch a movie with Gu Yan would be so tiring.

Du Xu returned to the place with the popcorn in his arms and waited for others, thinking darkly, if Gu Yan sees him later and refuses to let him eat the popcorn, he will throw the popcorn in the other person's face Go on, and then step on high heels and leave domineeringly...

However, he didn't seem to have high heels, and Du Xu's eyes were loose.

Damn so mentally retarded, he actually put himself in the role of a woman.

Gu Yan came back with two movie tickets, saw Du Xu who was holding popcorn in a daze, and said, "Why did you just buy a bucket?"

"?"

Gu Yan didn't reply to him, and directly pulled Du Xu towards the ticket gate, with a trace of regret on his face, which was fleeting.

The movie opens.

Du Xu reached out and grabbed a handful of popcorn, crunching and biting, with an indifferent expression - he didn't have a big passion for horror movies.

Gu Yan adjusted his sitting posture, grabbed a handful of popcorn and threw it into his mouth. After chewing, he thought it tasted good, and whispered to Du Xu, "Keep your voice down when eating."

"Crackling... I see." Du Xu stopped chewing the popcorn and began to concentrate on watching the movie. In fact, despite the old-fashioned plot of the movie, the acting skills of the actors are still very good.

When the movie reached its climax, the little girls around basically screamed "ah" and threw themselves into the arms of their boyfriend, and then continued to watch the movie tremblingly.

Du Xu watched the movie with great interest, and put his hand into the popcorn bucket for the second time, huh?Where's the popcorn?

Just as Gu Yan finished eating what was in his mouth, he also stretched out his hand.

Du Xu looked at Gu Yan, and finally understood that this fellow just said "only one barrel" because he disliked him for buying too little...

Gu Yan, "Aren't you afraid of watching movies?"

"Fear"

"...Then why don't you treat your boyfriend like they do?" Gu Yan pointed.

Du Xu said meaningfully, "I thought you would be afraid, and I was prepared early that you would throw me down."

Gu Yan: "..."

The second round of dating routine ended in embarrassment.