The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

The little nouveau riche only saw his uncle stuck inside after enjoying Tian Tian Shuai Xing's grateful thanks.

Seeing their sweetness, the little nouveau riche uncle felt relieved, waved his hand and said, "I'll go first, you guys take care of yourself, don't be wild."

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

Little upstart: "..."

After the little upstart uncle left, the little upstart jumped up and asked Shuaixing Tiantian: "Did he drink my soup!"

Shuai Xing every day: "...Yes."

The little nouveau riche was heartbroken: "Where's the sweet and sour short ribs? He also ate it?"

Shuai Xing every day: "...Yes."

The little nouveau riche asked each item of the menu he had ordered, and all he got was an affirmative answer, and immediately stared at Shuai Tian with a fierce look in his eyes: "Next time, you are not allowed to let him in the house again!"

Shuai Xing every day: "...I thought you would ask him what he is here for."

Little upstart: "Oh yes, what is he here for?"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing faithfully relayed every word of the little upstart uncle to the little upstart.

The little upstart was angry: "You were bought for 20? I misread you!"

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

These uncles and nephews are indeed a family, absolutely, absolutely, dear!

The little nouveau riche's eyes were shining, he watched Shuai Tian wake up for a while, then patted his thigh and said: "You can fool them, it seems that they are easy to deal with! I didn't think of such a good way before! That's it!" It's decided, you will help me fool them in the future, so that they don't keep nagging in my ears!"

Shuai Xing every day: "...Is this not good?"

Little upstart: "My uncle regards you as my true love. Isn't this the right time, place and people? You just need to accompany me to deal with them occasionally."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing feels that something is getting out of control.

He rationally analyzed the whole thing: for the small upstart, he is a good shield, and can save him a lot of trouble from home.

—but it was different for him.

Both his parents died of illness, he doesn't have many friends, and his family relationship is weak, any good thing will shake him.

The little nouveau riche is good enough for him as a friend, but if he pretends to be a "couple", I don't know what it will be like.

Tian Tianshuaixing tightened his arms around the doll slightly.

Shuai Xing was silent for a moment every day, and said, "Of course it's okay to deal with it, but I have to pay for it!"

The little upstart glared at him.

Shuai Tiantian woke up and said, "You need money for part-time workers, don't you?"

The little nouveau riche was indignant: "At any rate, we are friends who often eat together, and you are so cruel to accept money from me!" His expression was very aggrieved.

Shuaixing is at a loss what to do every day.

Seeing his embarrassed expression, the little nouveau riche laughed like a cat stealing fish, and then turned into a big laugh.

He hooked Tian Shuaixing's neck with one hand: "What is money, I have plenty of money! Don't worry, I will let you earn extra money! How about giving you 1000 yuan for one appearance?"

Shuai Xing rubbed his hands every day and said, "How embarrassing!" He lowered his head and added shyly, "Master, you must make sure I play more!"

The little nouveau riche made a fierce gesture and threw Shuai Tiantian onto the sofa: "Hey, goblin! Give my old grandson a good blow!"

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

The two quarreled for a while, and the little upstart sent Tian Shuai to wake up to cook for himself.

Shuai wakes up every day and obeys orders.

The little nouveau riche recollected it on the sofa, and secretly admired: "This kid doesn't look very good, but he feels good. That waist, that skin, tsk tsk..."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing conscientiously draws up the "appearance agreement", so that the small upstart will sign his name on Party A, and he will also sign on Party B, each keeping a guarantee.

The little nouveau riche obviously didn't care too much, and tore up Tian Tian Shuai Xing's share and threw it into the trash can in person: "It's only 1000 yuan, I'll still depend on you, just keep it for yourself."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing didn't care, and carefully put the agreement and the rental contract together and locked them up.

The little upstart suddenly felt a little boring, he said: "I'm going out to play, you should go to bed early!"

Tian Tian is handsome and wakes up dog-leggedly.

When the little upstart really left, Tian Tian Shuai Xing breathed a sigh of relief.

How could he not know that doing so would make the little upstart feel uncomfortable, and even look down on him even more.But without drawing the line from the start, he was afraid he would accidentally cross it.

Of course, he wasn't worried about the small upstart, after all, the attitude of the small upstart was very clear - he was not part of his hunting range.

He is worried about himself.

Shuai woke up every day and didn't sleep very well.

Waking up early the next morning, Tian Tian Shuai woke up and went downstairs to go to work, when he suddenly saw a smiling man in a suit coming up to him.

The man in the suit smiled and said, "Hello, the young master said that it is inconvenient for you to travel without a car. Let me bring you the car. Here is the key."

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

Fuck, this world is too unreal!No wonder so many people beg for nothing and insist on marrying into a wealthy family!

Tian Tian Shuai Xing's face was slightly distorted, and he said with difficulty: "I...I don't know how to drive."

The man in the suit was startled and said, "Wait a moment."

After waiting for a while, a call came from the little upstart: "Idiot, you can't even drive a car?"

Shuai Xing every day: "I am a proletarian, thank you! I never thought that there would be such a thing as a car, so I don't want to waste money learning it, it would cost thousands of dollars!"

The little nouveau riche muttered: "Look at your prospects." He cursed a few words before saying, "I'll ask someone to sign up for you, and you can spare me some time to learn, you know? I'll pay for it, and learn to drive at public expense!"

Every day, I am so handsome and wise, I am grateful to Dade!

The man in the suit quickly came over again, asked for Tian Tianshuaixing's phone number and free time, and said respectfully, "I'll let you know after I get in touch with the driving school."

Tiantian Shuaixing is very cooperative.

But when it comes time to learn how to drive, Tian Tian Shuai Xing learns very slowly, because he doesn't really want to take the car from the upstart.

At the beginning, the little upstart took care of him to learn how to drive, so the number of visits decreased.Later, he always felt that he didn't like eating anything, so he started running to Shuai Tian Xing's house to grab a meal and asked Shuai Tian Xing about his progress in learning to drive.

The little nouveau riche said: "Why are you so stupid? I was thinking of asking you to drive me out to play. You don't like to play and don't drink. It's just right to be responsible for the pick-up!"

Shuai Xing's eyes lit up every day: "Is pick-up and drop-off also counted as appearance fee?"

The little nouveau riche was very disgusted: "You know money! Do the math! You taught me how to do it!"

Tiantian handsomely agreed: "No problem!"

Knowing that the little upstart wants to cover himself again, Tian Tian Shuai Xing seems to be a different person, even after he hits the road, he learns quickly and well.

The little nouveau riche felt sour after learning about Tian Tian Shuai Xing's progress by leaps and bounds.

Dare to feel that he paid for this kid to learn, but he is still reluctant, he will only work hard if he has money!

The little nouveau riche got sullen, and picked up the handsome ninja doll to practice boxing after eating.

Tian Tianshuai wakes up after washing the dishes and sees the little upstart making such a fuss, he immediately feels distressed: "Beast! Let it go!"

The little upstart yelled "ho ho ho" and beat him up a few times viciously.

Tian Tian Shuai Xing quickly snatched back the dolls, carried them into the room and locked the door.

The little nouveau riche was about to laugh at Shuai Tian for a few words, when another call came in.After he took it, he waved to Tian Shuaixing: "I'll go first!"

Shuai Xing sent the old man away every day, and resigned to his fate to clean up the messed up house.

Seeing the cigarette that the little upstart had only smoked on the table, Shuai Tian woke up for a moment, picked it up and brought it to his mouth for a puff.

The smell of smoke made him cough violently, and finally even tears were forced out.

Shuai Xing every day feels that his heart, liver, spleen and lungs are churning.

Yes, that's how it feels.

It must be firmly remembered.

No matter what, some things are untouchable.

Tian Tianshuai wakes up and turns on the computer to resume his old job.

His family's virtual boyfriend business only starts at night.

In fact, many people who come to buy this business are just for fun, or are really too lonely.

It's too lonely, so no matter who, I hope I can find someone to talk to.

Tiantian Shuaixing pulls out the "client list", privately knocks on the past and seriously plays the considerate and gentle boyfriend, as if he is really in love with someone.

The other party was obviously very satisfied with how handsome he woke up every day, and said happily: "Today is the last day, you are doing well, I will definitely give you a five-star praise!"

Shuai Xing woke up every day and said, "Thank you."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing had just successfully concluded a business order, and received a private stamp from a small nouveau riche, the other party was obviously idle and bored to tease him: "Do you remember the idiot who bought your mobile phone? That kid is really disgusting, money fanatic Can it be better to be like him!" After speaking, he reprimanded the "idiot" for his evil appearance.

Tian Tianshuai woke up and said, "Brothers have to settle accounts clearly."

The little nouveau riche said: "That's right! Let's not talk about it, tonight I fell in love with a piece of fresh meat, no matter how you look at it, it is delicious!"

Shuaixing wakes up every day: "You scum! You don't explain why you pull black!"

Little upstart: "Hey, just be jealous, when will you dare to come out and meet me? You hide your head and show your tail."

Shuai Xing woke up every day: "No! Just thinking of breathing the same air with you makes me feel like my soul is being polluted!"

The little upstart: "...Get rolling!"

Tian Tianshuai woke up and closed the dialog box, Lu Xiaohua came over again: "How did you get that kid so angry?"

Shuai Xing every day: "...Nothing, I just pissed him off in reality, and pissed him off on the Internet."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing did not mention the matter of the agreement with Lu Xiaohua, in fact he did not want to confide in anyone about the matter between him and the little upstart.

Some things are better left in the back of your mind.

Lu Xiaohua said with concern: "He has a big temper, don't play too much."

Shuai Xing said every day: "Don't worry, as long as you don't leak your mouth, I will never reveal it! I'm not desperate."

Shuai Xing turned off the computer after chatting with Lu Xiaohua every day, and looked up at the ceiling.

Save money, save money, save money.

Buy a house, buy a house, buy a house.

Tian Tianshuai woke up with these two words firmly in his mind, and finally let himself fall asleep.

The next day, when he was going to learn to drive, he encountered a small accident. He had an extra "comrade-in-arms" who was learning to drive. The other party was a soft girl with long hair, with a shy smile, and an ordinary appearance that made people feel very pleasing to the eye.

Tiantian Shuaixing couldn't help but take a second look.

The girl was actually looking at him too.

During the intermission, the girl took the initiative to come over and said, "I think your voice sounds familiar, are you that...that, do you have that virtual boyfriend business online?"

Tian Shuaixing's little heart was stimulated.

He hesitated: "Well..."

The girl said: "Do you remember me? I booked a business with you a month ago. I don't dare to talk to strangers, so I bought a business with you to practice my courage..."

Tian Tianshuai woke up and smiled, "It's you! I remember! Are you feeling better now?"

The girl smiled brightly: "It's better, I really didn't expect to meet you, noon, noon, let me treat you to dinner, okay?"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing's little heart was pounding, he said: "Let me treat you, there is no reason for a girl to treat you to dinner."

The girl smiled: "You're actually a bit machismo."

Tiantian Shuaixing corrected: "This is not male chauvinism, but a matter of basic principles. My mother said that girls are for love."

Probably because they both have "approachable" faces, the two got along very comfortably after chatting, and exchanged contact information after eating together at noon.

Tian Tian Shuai Xing said: "Since we are friends, I won't charge you for talking on the phone in the future. If you have any unhappy things, you can call me."

The girl was still shy, but she nodded.

Shuai wakes up every day and sends the girl to the bus.

Just as he was about to turn back and wait for his own train, Tian Tianshuai woke up and saw a flamboyant sports car parked beside him.

The little nouveau riche poked his head out from inside, and said with a sneer, "You're good at it, you, you can hook up girls with a car."

Hearing the people down there saying that Shuai Xing went out to eat with a girl every day, the young upstart's first reaction was not to believe it, this guy has no money, no car and no good looks, who can he hook up with!The second reaction was to be furious, and took his money to learn how to drive and live in his house, and dared to hook up!

The little upstart immediately turned the car around and drove over to find someone.

In the end, I saw Tiantian Shuaixing talking and laughing happily with the girl all the way, and even stood there reluctantly after sending her to the car!

The little nouveau riche was very angry: "That girl doesn't look very good, but she matches you quite well."

Usually the little upstart has this tone, Tian Tianshuaixing doesn't care much about it, but when he heard the little upstart attacking other girls, Tiantian Shuaixing couldn't help but correct him: "She's just an ordinary girl who looks like a girl. It's not ugly, don't be so poisonous with your mouth."

Hearing that Tian Tian Shuai Xing defended the girl, the little upstart felt wronged.The way he expresses his grievances is to intensify the damage: "I just said what's wrong? Seeing that you are rushing to post it, no one is allowed to say it!"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing is a bit annoyed, but he still has reason and knows that there is no benefit in arguing with a small upstart.He stroked the little upstart's hair: "Yes, yes, you are right."

The little nouveau riche was still angry: "Get in the car and go back. I want to have a big meal at noon, so you make it for me!"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing obediently obeyed: "Okay."

The author has something to say:

Manuscript box gentleman thinks it is very unreal.

The Manuscript Boxer said: "If you and I are not here, the family will fall into their hands..."

Mr. Ri Geng said: "Anyway, I'm not going to ask for it. If they want it, I can give it to them. I have to thank them for reminding me who the person I love is." The only one by my side is you...I'm sorry, but I asked you to prepare for my wedding with God. I know you may not love me now, so let me pursue you this time!"

Mr. Manuscript Box looked at Mr. Ri Geng in disbelief, and Mr. Ri Geng reached out and hugged Mr. Manuscript Box tightly.

Shen Zhanjun broke the pen in his hand.

Duan Gengjun persuaded from the side: "Don't be impulsive! Take over the family first and then bring them back!"

Lord Shenzhan said with a sullen face: "He dared to betray me! I will make him regret it!"

#反回我家作家写团, there is actually a sentence in it → scum against lovers#

#The drug has long been discontinued#