The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua and the Heihei group leader had a cordial and friendly exchange.

The Heihei group leader is in a complicated mood.

After being dark for so long, this is the first time we have chatted.

The leader of the Heihei group talked about the mental journey of his black deer: "Nima, you hurt me, you know? I was about to take the college entrance examination, and I found a novel to refresh my mood, but when I saw your ending, I spit out a mouthful of old blood !"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Pat the shoulder..."

The Heihei group leader said: "That's okay, the terrible thing is that I stayed up all night to finish watching it, and caught a cold the next day! I'll be damned, this illness lasted until the day of the college entrance examination, which abruptly lowered my score A lot of it! Originally, I made an appointment with the goddess to go to the same school, but what the hell, the two places were separated abruptly! Can poor people like us afford long-distance relationships? I can only watch the goddess switch to the arms of others! "

Lu Xiaohua said: "...I thought you would be more concerned about not getting into a good school."

The Heihei group leader said: "What is school, the goddess is the most important thing! Now the goddess's children are more than one year old, do you think I am wronged or not?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "With all due respect, as a goddess, she should prefer people who are self-motivated..."

Heihei group leader: "..."

Heihei group leader: "Little deer bump into lifelong black without explanation!"

Hu Kan belongs to Hu Kan, Lu Xiaohua is very guilty of the leader of the black group.After listening to the Heihei group leader's heartbroken recount of how miserable he was by that article, he quickly found out the fan author's account, and prepared to write a fanfiction with a happy ending for the Heihei group leader.

Unexpectedly, as soon as two chapters were published, the Heihei group leader came over: "I have ten thousand mud horses running wild in my heart, do you know that!"

Lu Xiaohua: "?"

The Heihei group leader scolded: "It's not enough for you to cheat me once, why do you want to cheat me again! I scanned all your fanfiction, but you will never touch the fanfiction of this article! You are playing like this to make me To be optimistic or not to be optimistic!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "...I'm really sorry, then I will delete the article."

Heihei group leader: "Are you kidding me? You deleted the article after I read the beginning! If you don't fill in the foreshadowing you dug before, I will fight with you!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "...What kind of foreshadowing? I forgot, please tell me."

The Heihei group leader directly sent Lu Xiaohua a plot analysis, and then scolded: "Your author forgot the foreshadowing, why are you so embarrassed! I suddenly have no expectations for your fanfic."

Lu Xiaohua said: "...Then I will delete the article."

Heihei group leader: "If you don't finish writing, I will fight with you!"

Lu Xiaohua was overjoyed, so he clicked on the plot analysis sent by the Heihei group leader and began to study it seriously.

Lu Xiaohua felt that this guy was very careful when he got the information package of "Little Deer Crashes All Life Black" before. After reading a few articles of this guy, he can only give him the word "awesome" as an evaluation!After reading the entire analysis, Lu Xiaohua felt that his third-rate little white essay had been raised to a higher level!

Lu Xiaohua dug up such a treasure, and from time to time harassed the leader of the black group inhumanely.

In the next more than a month, the combined interaction between the two on Weibo and the column has far exceeded all their interactions with other people!

Day and night and Xiaoao Tianxia witnessed the dramatic birth of this friendship, and they all swiped "together" to congratulate them!

Those who knew the true identity of the leader of the Heihei Group couldn't bear it anymore, and returned to the Heihei Group to break the news.

The end result was that a large number of black and black ran to the new Weibo where the two had interacted and said, "I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and a baby soon"!

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Originally, Xiaolu Luanchuang had disappeared from the back garden for a while, but when the incident on Weibo broke out, the back garden became lively again.

The crowd was delighted to hear this scene: "How to deal with the guys who have been chasing you? Conquer their bosses! New skills get√"

Cousin Doubi quietly raised his head and poked Lu Xiaohua privately: "Lu Xiaohua, is it really okay for you to play like this!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "It's just a joke on the Internet."

Cousin Doubi happened to brush up on a new Weibo, and took a screenshot to Lu Xiaohua: "I'm going to play with you for a few days, just wait for me to pamper you hahahahaha, the deer is bumping around"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Funny cousin: "I think my cousin has a bad temper, and his personality is not very generous..."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Is it too late for me to explain now!"

Funny cousin: "Good luck."

Lu Xiaohua was quite disturbed, but thinking that his boss's temper seemed to have improved a lot, he finally decided to surrender himself to the boss.

The boss looked at him quietly after listening.

Lu Xiaohua's little heart rose again.

The boss took out his mobile phone and tapped for a while, motioning for Lu Xiaohua to also take out his mobile phone and open Weibo.

As soon as Lu Xiaohua landed, he was overwhelmed by the latest Art that popped up.

"Xue: The first anniversary of marriage, let's go on vacation for the next week to celebrate, little deer bumping around."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The boss said concisely: "Back."

Lu Xiaohua asked tremblingly: "Really going on vacation?"

The boss gave an affirmative answer: "One week."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Don't be so troublesome, aren't you very busy..."

The boss gave him a sideways look.

Lu Xiaohua replied in an unpromising manner: "Okay."

Satisfied, the boss determined the itinerary with him.

When Lu Xiaohua had time to refresh the page, the contact tools, Weibo, and forums were all exploded.

The Heihei group leader was especially excited: "Fuck, you're already married! It's the first anniversary of your marriage! You're still showing off your love! Show off your love! Do you know if you're going to die soon!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Hey, I know it's hard for you to lose love, but I won't betray him and you [bye]"

Heihei group leader: "Who is broken in love! And, him? Is yours a man?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "It's a man, why, you discriminate against same-sex marriage?"

Heihei group leader: "Let's think about it, your style of painting at the top of the two tipping lists at the terminal and Dingding.com is not quite right. You always love to thank readers but you have never thanked him. Could it be that? A local tyrant, right? Nima, if you don’t circle you sooner, you won’t circle you later, but I chose to circle you when I said to meet you, obviously swearing sovereignty, you are miserable, and you met someone who loves circles so much!” After finishing his reasoning, he didn't forget to curse, "No one who belongs to the dog is so fond of occupying land!"

Lu Xiaohua: "...As expected of someone who wrote suspenseful detective texts."

Heihei group leader: "This kind of person has a strong desire to control. If he is really angry, he might torment you. You are asking for blessings... Would you like me to cooperate with you to delete the previous interactive Weibo?"

Lu Xiaohua: "No, he should have read everything that should be read, deleting it now will only make us feel guilty."

Heihei group leader: "Remove that word thank you, don't drag me into the water! I don't know you! [Byebye]"

Lu Xiaohua despises such dishonest behavior very much.

Carefully plan the rest of the trip to free up a week of time with the boss.

Before they knew it, they had been together for a whole year.

Lu Xiaohua thought about it, and found it a little unbelievable, so he didn't bother to make plans, and even looked forward to this trip.

The boss is very satisfied with Lu Xiaohua's performance.

The two got on the plane the next day, waved their hands and left the butler at home to look after the house.

The housekeeper reluctantly wiped away his old tears, and continued to lead the big dog in the family into the sea of ​​pink and black wars.

At the same time, the relationship between the small nouveau riche and Tian Tian Shuai Xing also has a breakthrough.

Tiantian Shuaixing was blocked by the little upstart's uncle.

The uncle of the little upstart is a typical burly man with a simple and rude style. He called two people to block Tian Tian Shuai Xing at the door, grabbed Tian Tian Shuai Xing's chin and asked, "Are you the guy raised by that little bastard?" ? Yo, I’ve eaten a lot of big fish and meat, did you change the taste this time? Doesn’t this face look so ordinary?”

If it hadn't been for being framed from left to right, Tian Tian Shuai Xing would have knelt down directly.

He cried bitterly: "I am just an ordinary person!"

The little upstart uncle said: "Let me ask you, how much do you want to leave that little bastard?"

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

Why does this line sound so familiar!

Seeing Tian Tian Shuai Xing's expression of disbelief, the little nouveau riche uncle scolded angrily, "Don't you admit it? The number of times he comes to eat at your place almost catches up with the number of times he eats at home!"

Shuai Xing every day: "That's really not the case!"

Seeing Tian Tian Shuai Xing timid, his voice trembling, the little nouveau riche uncle automatically offered a price: "20, okay?"

Shuai Xing every day: "... Enough enough!"

The little nouveau riche uncle scolded: "Okay, you little devil, leave that little brat for 20 yuan? You must come for his money, right? I tried it out as soon as I tried it, and it was a waste of that little brat Still protecting you like this! Nima, don’t even think about it, just stay there for me—hey, what smells so good?”

Tian Tian Shuai woke up with a sad face: "You let me go first, I will turn off the fire, or the soup will be boiled dry."

The little nouveau riche uncle was attracted by the scent, and motioned to his two subordinates to let go of Tian Shuai Xing, and followed Tian Shuai Xing into the house swaggeringly.

Shuai Xing turned off the fire every day, and walked out of the living room tremblingly.

The little upstart uncle sat on the sofa in his house with his legs spread apart, raised his hand to signal him to sit down, and began to recall the growth process of the little upstart.

The general idea is how ignorant the little nouveau riche is. He loved flirting with flowers and grass since he was a child, and he owed a lot of love debts at a young age, which made his upstart father smoke with anger.In the end, the little nouveau riche uncle concluded: "Among all his current lovers, he has the longest and most special love for you. I didn't expect you to give him up for a mere 20 yuan. I am really disappointed."

Shuai Xing woke up every day and said, "Uncle, you misunderstood..."

The little nouveau riche uncle said angrily: "Who allows you to follow him and call me uncle? I haven't recognized you yet!"

Shuai Xing every day: "Brother, you misunderstood TAT"

The little nouveau riche uncle said: "Anyway, you coax him well, don't think about it, his father and I have figured it out, if he can settle down, it doesn't matter if he is a man."

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

Everyone in their family has the magical skill of not listening to others!

Tiantian Shuaixing can only entertain the little upstart uncle for dinner.

The little nouveau riche uncle was as satisfied with Tian Tian Shuai Xing's cooking skills as the little upstart. After eating and drinking enough, he boasted: "That's right, your cooking is really delicious." Added with a straight face, "I don't recognize you!"

Shuai Xing denied every day: "I'm really not—"

At this time, the door was opened from the outside, and the little upstart came before the voice: "Hey, where did you die? Come out and meet me, I bought you a gift, it's very big, come and carry it!" !"

The little nouveau riche uncle looked at Tian Tian Shuai Xing, with "no need to quibble" clearly written in his eyes.

Shuai Tian woke up and ran out of the door, and saw the little nouveau riche standing there holding a set of ninja Rantaro dolls that were half the height of a person. , birthday present, take it."

Shuai Xing stared blankly, with a smile on his face, he said earnestly, "Thank you!"

The author has something to say:

Mr. Duan Geng stood behind Mr. Shen Zhan and looked down.

Mr. Ri Geng downstairs has already pulled Mr. Manuscript into the car.

Duan Gengjun said: "We succeeded. After they leave, all this will belong to us!"

Shen Zhanjun let out a "hmm", but his eyes followed the car that was gradually driving away, and he couldn't move his eyes away!

#Win the world and lose him#

#The medicine is gone and how to break it#

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