The Melancholy of Miss Port Mafia

"Xiao Wu?"

Mori Yuki walked to the side of the white-haired boy suspended in the air, put his hand on the infinite barrier separating everything, and called him softly.The tall boy immediately pressed down all over, almost crushing her: "It's so heavy!"

It looks slender, but its weight is not light.

The strong smell of low-quality alcohol entered the nose, and the girl turned her head meaningfully to Nakahara Nakaya, who showed dead fish eyes: "It's a mistake to drink!"

"Ah? Oh!" The orange-haired young man who was also not good at drinking touched his hat, and the leader added with a smile: "Go and send Dazai back to the Armed Detective Agency. Later, I have other things to do." to tell you."

"Okay." After confirming that the strange force wrapped her in and protected her, Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't want to stay to eat dog food, also turned around and left: "What's the matter? It's mysterious!"

"It's really a scary secret~" Mori Yuki had a sly expression on her face, and the Central Plains cadres who had been teased by her for countless times tried to speed up the frequency of their legs and ran away in an instant.

Watching him leave, Mori Yuki pushed the white head that was desperately rubbing against his neck: "Okay, I'll take you to a private house to settle down, can you follow?"

"Hmm!" The boy snorted softly, revealing his rippling blue eyes: "You didn't like this country originally, did you? And you didn't intend to stay..."

"You also said it was 'originally'. What is there in this country that I like? It's either cold and humid or hot and humid. The concentration of weeds and idiots is so high that it's suffocating. There are so many perverts. Everyone unhappy."

As if to cater to her description, the strange man waved a steel bar and attacked from behind.Wujo Wujo didn't turn his head back, he seemed to wave his hands lightly, and fell sideways with twisted limbs.

Blood droplets splashed on the ruined walls, and the wailing sound deterred other people who were about to move.

"I hate it! I'm about to be dumped by my girlfriend just because of you guys!"

It seems that he was really drunk, and he claimed to have become extraordinarily uninhibited. Coupled with this logical conclusion, Mori Yuki couldn't laugh or cry: "What are you thinking in your mind? When did I say I would dump you?" ,Um?"

The height difference made him just lean on her, and the young man smelled of alcohol all over his body: "You just don't talk, you hide and ignore me, you're thinking about it. I can see it! We all know."

"Huh? Then you're pretty smart?"

There were bursts of explosions not far away, and it seemed that Nakahara had successfully caught Osamu Dazai who was running away. Mori Yuki let out a sigh of relief and rubbed Gojo Satoru's messy white hair: "It's not that I can't like this a little bit. nation."

"No, as long as you like me."

He didn't know where to throw the sunglasses. He raised his arms and stuffed Mori Yuki into his arms, muttering: "You can do whatever you want, and don't do what you don't want to do. That's it, it won't be any worse with you, and it won't be any better without you."

"Huh, huh? Are you scolding me?"

Yuki grabbed his face with his backhand and pulled it out forcefully: "Come with me quickly, I stink of alcohol."

So one of the strongest magicians in the entire island country, the head of Gojo, who is infinitely close to the transcendent, just obediently followed her in a taxi and came downstairs to an apartment with a low-key appearance and strict management.Swiping his card, swiping his face, and driving the elevator to check his fingerprints, Mori Yuki pushed the young man who seemed to have grown taller recently into this "safe house".

That is, the private residence that Guangjin Liulang handled the formalities on behalf of.

If you don’t take him to the PortMafia headquarters, you’re afraid that Wujo will really demolish the building, and the other one, no matter whether it’s the high school of conjuration or the Wujo family, one of the two will come to the door immediately, and you can put it in the chief’s office to solve this problem. too suitable.

"Go and wash yourself!"

It was just a small matter of stuffing someone into the bathroom, as if a war had been fought, and Yuki was so tired that he was sweating.After finally getting rid of her clingy boyfriend, she took off a brand new general-purpose cardigan and plush pajamas and threw it into the dressing room—Mr. Hirotsu doesn’t know how to prepare men’s clothes here, especially Gojo Satoru is so tall , You have to wear your own first, you can't let him walk around the house naked!

It doesn't matter to her, it can be regarded as appreciating body art, but she must always consider the psychological endurance of the neighbors, and it will be very troublesome if she is complained.

Leaning on the sofa, before he could catch his breath, his personal phone rang, and when he picked it up, it was indeed Xia Youjie.

"Well, I'm here, say."

Hearing the slight ups and downs of panting, the other side couldn't help but pause, coughing dryly and pretending to be innocent: "The Gotiao family sent people to the school, but they didn't find Wu, and they will probably go to Yokohama soon... Teacher Yemo told you to be careful, those The conjurers of the family often don't listen to people. Anyway, I'm going to go there now, where can I meet?"

"Come to my house. The headquarters is where you work, so it's not convenient to deal with private affairs."

She gave a list of addresses, washed off the smell of alcohol and put on pajamas. Gojo Satoru ran out like a big cat jumping at the shit shovel officer. The poor sofa frame was hit hard and let out an overwhelmed groan 1 moan.Xia Youjie who was on the opposite side of the phone didn't know what was going on here. According to the sound, he thought it was probably not a plot that anyone under 16 could read at will.

Mori Yuki pushed Gojo Satoru, who came up to him, and the latter was very dissatisfied with a hoarse voice: "Which man are you talking on the phone with? I'm here, who can be more important than me!"

"Wake up, wait for your family to come over, let me get up and throw your changed clothes into the machine." She held up her mobile phone to prevent Gojo Satoru from getting it, but it was a pity that under the huge gap in physical strength, three The communication tool was snatched away in five seconds.

"It's only at this time that I feel that this is good." He said vaguely, and Xia Youjie, who hadn't hung up the phone, couldn't help complaining: "Wu, I started recording."

"Huh? I seem to hear Jie's voice..." The young man threw the phone on the carpet casually, wrapping his arms and legs around the speechless girl: "Jie can't either! I like you so much, You are not allowed to look at other people! A threesome is absolutely amazing!"

Xia Youjie: "...Although, thank you, please forget me at this time."

Mori Yuki: "..."

She scolded a long series of extremely exciting and intense content in her mother tongue, and finally put her palm on Gojo Satoru's face—[Supernatural Power·Cup]

The sound of the human body rolling and sliding came through the phone, which gave Xia Youjie reason to believe that some criminal cases happened on the other side.From the perspective of his relatives and friends, he was not going to call the police, and was even eager to use the newly caught spell to clean up the scene.

Well, relatives and friends of Yuki Mori.

"He was tricked into drinking some strong alcohol, and now he is asleep. If you want to come over, you should go to the address." After hearing the sound of Suosuo's clothes rubbing, the phone was picked up, and Xia Youjie got this sentence talk.After deliberating for a few seconds, he hesitated, "Are you sure you fell asleep?"

"Sure, ethanol itself is a substance harmful to the nerves and can be regarded as a poison." Mori Yuki's voice relaxed a lot: "Half-drunk and half-awake are the most difficult to get rid of, so I added a little bit, and let him be completely drunk .”

"...Okay, I'll contact you when I arrive."

Xia Youjie hung up the phone with a blank expression, and the night moth standing behind the podium frowned: "How? Did you respond to Wu Tiao?"

"Um, I'd better go there, at least don't let Wu's family members do something wrong on impulse." After hesitating for a moment, he skipped over the unexpected event that might cause the teacher in charge to burst his veins.

This kid's personality is relatively more stable, and his shots are more serious. Ye Mo Zhengdao felt that the situation would be better with him, so he nodded: "Yes, you can say that you are representing my opinion. The conjuration college does not allow anyone People hurt students at will, even the students' families."

Although he was only rated as a first-level conjurer, the actual situation was not the case. In the industry, he had to sell some face to the conjurer, and he could always do it as a lobbyist.

"Yes, then I'm going to Yokohama, Teacher Night Moth." Xia Youjie took the teacher's permission, released the newly captured flying mantra, and rushed towards Yokohama in a straight line.Half an hour later, he rushed out of the window where the address was, and happened to meet Mori Yuki who was sitting by the bedroom window reading a book: "Oh?"

She smiled and blinked, put down the grip in her hand, stood up and opened the window to let him into the room.

"What are you sitting on?" She couldn't see the curse spirit, she was very curious: "Can you touch it for me?"

"Touch it, a mantra that looks like a ray. It can fly. I tamed it and used it as a means of transportation." Xia Youjie gave way generously: "It stops in front of you. You are thirty centimeters."

Mori Yuki raised his hand to touch it forward, and touched a mass of sticky air.

"Cool, does the magic spirit have this kind of touch? The skin of Mr. Shier's worm is tougher, not so soft." She put down her hand, and looked back at Wujo Wu, who was stimulated by the foreign magic power: "I Didn't expect him to drink so lightly, can there be a total of ten milliliters before and after? He is so drunk."

Don't say she was so surprised, even Dazai Osamu was also surprised.This kid is crazy to death, he looks bad, who knew he was so good?He doesn't smoke or drink, and doesn't joke with the waitress at the bar. He just sits there and eats one candy after another. If he didn't deliberately mix a "gummy bear" the size of a fingernail into the fruit plate, how could he get in and come out again? , teetotalling.

"Sensei didn't do anything to you!"

The dryer in the locker room was working, theoretically Xia Youjie wanted to believe in science, but that was Gojo Satoru, maybe he was different from others?

Mori Yuki rolled his eyes: "What can he do? Do you think I will indulge him in this regard?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Forget she's German, surprisingly stubborn and principled in some places.

"Ahem, pretend I didn't say anything." Xia Youjie looked around and sat down somewhere away from Gojo Wu.In fact, it can't be far away. The bedroom area is so big. Apart from the bed, there are simple wardrobes, tables and chairs, and it will go outside the door.

Taking back the curse spirit, he said the main purpose of this trip: "People from Wutiao's family suddenly rushed into the school to find Wu. At first, the principal thought that something happened to his house, but after a few chats, he realized that he got it from somewhere else. They seemed very dissatisfied with the news that Zhiwu had a girlfriend..."

"The conjurers inherited from their families seem to have a lot of rules, which I don't quite understand. Ye Moth said it's better to tell Wu in advance, so that he can guard against it, so it shouldn't happen?" Xia Youjie scratched his hair: "We I will definitely not talk about this matter, who leaked the news?"

He looked very distressed, Mori Yuki smiled slightly: "Don't think about it, it was probably my ex-fiancé who said it. The Chanyuan and Wujo are both Yusanjia, and it is normal for the ancestors to be a little dirty, ah...you just treat me It's easier to understand that Xiaowu dumped Naoya's child by empathizing with him and cheating on him."

"...I don't know why, but I'm not surprised at all?" Xia Youjie's head was full of black lines: "What are you going to do?"

"What should I do? Do I still need to be responsible for Gojo Satoru's family? Just kidding, I am in love with a person, not a family." Mori Yuki turned his head and thought: "It seems that he must be woken up, lest Get complained back."

After she finished speaking, she walked to the bedside with the [cup] that emerged from her palm, patted and coaxed, almost showed the patience to coax Alice, and then reluctantly poured a glass of spring water into the stomach of the drunk cat.

Ten seconds had passed since the spring water had been swallowed, Gojo Satoru opened his eyes, then closed them tightly again immediately: "...have a headache."

"You will have even more headaches later." Xia Youjie said coldly, "Your old man almost demolished the school. I'm sorry, Wu, I blamed you wrongly. I used to think that you were the only one with a bad personality, but now I find out , Your whole family is not very good-natured."

"Including Yuki?" The person lying with his eyes closed insisted on saying this, Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows and said, "Even Yuji."

"Hey! Can you figure out whose territory the two of you are sitting on?" Mori Yuki folded his arms and opened the door and walked to the living room: "Sweet soup and hangover medicine, you choose."

"I want to drink sweet soup!" The big boy immediately softened his voice and moaned: "Sister Yuki~ My head hurts~"

"Hehe, I don't know who was saying 'Lao Tzu' and 'Lao Tzu' in front of me just now." She quickly went back and forth with sweet soup, just in time to hear Xia Youjie play a recording on his mobile phone with a smirk: "Jie No way! I like you so much, you are not allowed to look at other people! A threesome is definitely worth it!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

"Eh? What happened just now? Why did I lose my memory? Hahahahahaha, it must be a hallucination, right!" The wet blue eyes looked so pitiful, Mori Yuki put the sweet soup on In his hand: "Drink yours, and later turn out your clothes and put them on, and then solve your family's problems."

Gojo Satoru looked at Xia Youjie and Mori Yuki, retracted the words, picked up the bowl without a word, and drank the cold sweet soup.Putting down the bowl, he lowered his head and sighed in a slightly resentful tone: "Sister Yuki, you even took off other people's clothes, you must be responsible!"

"Well, it's true. Don't look at Wu's face, which is full of peacocks. In fact, few girls ask him for his number when he goes out. I suspect that he has never touched other women's hands except for fighting. "

Xia Youjie assisted in time, in exchange for his friend to stare fiercely: You have never touched a girl's hand!

Turning around, this guy put on a cute and pitiful expression again, blinking his big eyes in an attempt to pass the test cutely.Although the height is more than 1.8 meters, Meng is still a bit cute. Yuki Mori said that he can accept this level: "Really? It doesn't matter, I won't dislike it."

The hangover symptoms gradually weakened over time, and after changing back to the washed and dried school uniform, Gojo Satoru took out his phone to check.He randomly picked a missed call and opened it, and the other party answered it almost instantly, and the chaotic greetings came out along with the questioning.Gojo Gojo rubbed his temples and angrily reported the address: "I heard that you went to school to find me? I'm in Yokohama, my girlfriend's house. If you want to come, come here. Don't run around and make people laugh."

No matter what mood the elders on the opposite side heard, he hung up the call and stuffed his phone into his pocket after speaking, and was kicked out of the bedroom in a mess and collapsed on the sofa in the living room.He glanced in the direction of his friend several times. Xia Youjie had no intention of leaving anyway, and even went to the refrigerator very familiarly.

"Do you have a drink?" As early as a few years ago, opening the refrigerator of Mori Yuki's house to get drinks has become a very common thing, and Xia Youjie didn't think there was any problem with doing so.He searched for a while under his friend's scorching gaze, found a bottle of beer, opened it and drank it after asking a question from a distance.

It has to be said that he did do it on purpose - how can there be a guy who is both drunk and drunk in this world?Not even a child!

Yuki can't see the magic spirit and magic power!

Wujo Wuqu raised a finger and popped a small spell ball, which was blocked by Xia Youjie with a spell, and the two took advantage of her back to do a few tricks, just like two cats testing each other with Jiojio.

After waiting for another hour or two, someone knocked on the door of this high-end one-story apartment. Yuki Mori turned his face to look at Gojo Satoru, and the latter walked heavily to open the door with his hands in his pocket: "..."

Standing outside was a gentle girl in a kimono and wearing flowers on her head. Behind the girl was Wuyang Wuyang and a group of old people.

"Master Wu!" The girl parted her vermilion lips and called out his name softly.Gojo Satoru directly slapped the door panel: "Yuki, you must trust me!"

"Ah? Don't you invite guests in? It's so beautiful, I feel pity." Mori Yuki gloated over the steaming sweet milk: "It's such a hot day, at least let people come in and blow on the air conditioner."

"Yuki..." Xia Youjie recalled those female classmates who were coaxed by her to turn around and offered to bring lunch. For a moment, he didn't know who he should sympathize with.

The door was knocked lightly again, but it seemed that the people in the room were a little arrogant and unreasonable.

Wutiaowu: "..."

He had to open the door panel again, and when he came home, he always made a timely voice: "Master Patriarch, you will not forget your fiancée!"

"Oh!" Xia Youjie showed an interested expression, and sat next to Mori Yuki with a beer, the meaning of supporting him couldn't be more obvious.But in the eyes of young people in a sensitive period, this is a proper plan to take advantage of the situation and poach the wall.

The smell of vinegar almost swelled down the corridor.

"When did I have a fiancee? Did someone tell me about it?" Gojo Satoru almost crushed the door of his girlfriend's house, his pupils gradually turned blue: "It seems that my last warning was not enough to impress you. profound?"

The elders collectively stagnate, no, isn't this also an impromptu idea, a way to make each other respectable?It's rare that a lady from another family is willing to cooperate, the owner of the family will not care about an innocent girl no matter what!

When questioned by the Patriarch of the Zen Academy, Wutiao and his family were at a loss. They also did not know how the Patriarch would get involved with the ex-fiancée of the son-in-law of the Zen Academy.The most important thing is, who doesn't know that the girl is a real ordinary person, but the six-eyed god fell in love with her, so why don't you run away from home with your clean and beautiful competition-level cat to pursue the dirty cat outside? Are stray cats just as frustrating?

The head of the family will not change his mind easily, so he can only ask Miss Mori to quit.

It's not that Wujo is afraid of the monastery's reaction so violently. Many people feel honored that Mr. Wu snatched away the fiancée of the monastery's son-in-law. Matching is completely a person from two worlds.

Let the two of them be together, what if they have a child in the future and become an ordinary person?It was no longer a matter of shame or not. The blood that the Wutiao family was proud of was diluted or even tarnished, which was something the elders could not tolerate.

"You misunderstood, this lady was appointed by the Patriarch at the time not long after your spell appeared. The family line is long, the blood is rich, dignified and elegant, gentle and intelligent... We don't mean to belittle Miss Sen, but we must always pay attention to it here Isn’t it moral? Others have been waiting for you for ten years.”

The leader of the family elders tried to persuade: "Besides, you are on good terms with Ms. Mori, and you didn't tell your family that it will be convenient for you to entertain in the future. Instead, you called the owner of the Zen Academy to scold you. Everyone didn't know what happened, so you should go to Tokyo to curse. It was only after the technical specialist found out that there was such a thing. It just so happened that this young lady came to visit, so we came to have a look..."

"Well, Xiaowu step aside, let the guests come in." Mori Yuki still had a smile on his face, and the hand holding the hot milk didn't even shake.

Gojo Satoru looked back at her resentfully, and shuffled to let the strange girl and the elders who didn't clean up come in: "Do you know what to say and what not to say?"

The girl who walked by him looked up, her smile was very in line with traditional aesthetics, and even the angle was specially chosen: "Yes, I will get along well with Ms. Mori."

The family elders all showed satisfied smiles: As expected, she is one of the maids who were specially educated and sent, and she is indeed more expensive than the natural wild girls outside.

Mori Yuki changed her posture with interest, she saw the ambition secretly burning in the girl's eyes, and she admired this ambition very much.Will the conjurer damage the brain tissue after doing it for a long time?Look at these old things, dedicated to cultivating talents for others.

She got up and walked into the kitchen and came out with a cup of steaming sweet milk. Gojo Satoru walked up to the strange girl with eyes that could be described as "jealous": "Hello, Mori Yuki, the president of the Mori Club and PortMafia Leader, may I ask Miss, are you interested in considering working with me?"

"Hours are free, work five days and two days off, equal pay for equal work, good treatment, and support for vocational training and continuing education. I have many offices under me, and I can choose various types of jobs." She handed out the glass: "Although it is summer On Sunday, the temperature of the air conditioner in the room is a bit low, it is better to drink some hot drinks, so as not to catch cold."

There are countless ripples in the bright purple eyes: "If it were you, it would not be a strange thing to become a high-level talent in charge of one's own work, ah, it should be said that it is easy?"

She recognized my worth as a person, not my price as a marriage accessory!

The girl looked at Mori Yuki, her eyes glistening--five things are nothing, this is the opportunity she really wants!