The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

◎Play House◎

Fu Heihui tried his best to keep a serious face amidst the barking of the jade dog, but his green pupils still couldn't help but look hard at the creature that looked like a panda cub.

Fu Heihui asked Kang Na: "Is this panda brought back by Wu?"

Connor nodded.

"Did he steal it from the Ueno Zoo!"

If it is true, then the seriousness of this matter has risen to a diplomatic incident.

Kang Na shook her head: "Enlightenment says it's a curse."

Only then did Fu Heihui feel relieved.In reality, I have never seen a panda with a pacifier in its mouth and an orange trousers.

Since it is a curse skeleton in the shape of a panda, everything is easy to understand.

The two of them talked here, which made the panda over there dissatisfied. The panda who had been just going forward and inspecting the site just turned around with its round buttocks, and tugged at Kang Na's hair that was hanging down on the ground.

Kang Na's eyes immediately landed on the panda from Fu Heihui, and saw the panda tilting its head with a pacifier in its mouth: "Hey?"

Kang Na blinked, imitating him and calling: "Ji!"

Panda: "Ji."

Connor: "Gee!"

Fu Heihui: "..."

Now even he couldn't understand the encrypted conversation.

By the way...how did the panda call?

Fu Heihui fell into confusion for a moment.

In my impression, the panda has been eating bamboo and has never made a sound.

He was just about to take out his mobile phone to search, when Kang Na over there hugged the chubby panda in her arms, and started the hell-style brainwashing that had been sinking in the family for a long time: "Dried chicken with fried chicken. Awesome chicken!

Panda: "Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

Fu Heihui: "..." Since it is a mantra, the sound it makes should not be that of a real panda.

When Gojo Gojo went downstairs and was about to go out, he saw that most of the furniture in his living room was not in its original position, and there was a huge cardboard box in the center.This carton is left over from shopping on Amazon. Even if you just buy a badge, Amazon will send you a carton the size of a refrigerator.Because today is non-burnable garbage day, this huge cardboard box has not had time to be thrown out.

Now this Amazon express carton is not as clean and tidy as it was in the beginning. For some reason, there are creases everywhere, and there are a lot of messy graffiti, and there is a big hole in the middle that is half the height of a person.

Looks like someone pulled it out of a scrap dump.

Now the level of chaos in his home looks like a junk house that will be up for sale tomorrow.

This made the young master's frontal nerves jump wildly.

Sitting cross-legged in front of the cardboard box were Kang Na and Fu Heihui. Needless to say, one of them was the culprit.

But without asking too much, you can guess that it was Kang Na who did it.

Gojo Satoru can now suddenly understand how every time he hears about trouble, Ye Mo Masamori looks at the only three students and picks the culprit.

Fu Heihui and Kang Na each held a jade dog in their arms, and the two jade dogs were very peaceful in their arms, as if they were fulfilling their duties and playing some role.

Kang Na raised her hand first, knocked on the cardboard box, and made two dull sounds. Holding the Jade Dog in her arms, Kang Na said in a dignified manner: "We are back after going out and playing, and now we are hungry. Anything to recommend?"

Gojo Satoru understood instantly, playing house.

So the person in charge of playing the restaurant owner, inside the cardboard box is Tsumiki?

wrong!The mantra imaging picture seen by the six eyes clearly told him that the person inside was not Tsumiji, or rather...the person inside was not a person at all.

After Kang Na finished speaking, a voice she had never heard before came out of the carton, and she replied loudly: "Twice-cooked chicken with oil. Awesome chicken!"

Gojo Satoru saw that the things in the cardboard box were really pandas that Noctua Masadao used as his son, and fell silent for a while.

If your child, the first sentence he learns to say since he was born is neither father nor mother, but the name of the dish.

What would Night Moth Zhengdao think?

That night, Ye Mozheng sent him a message to care about the situation of the panda.

Gojo Wutiao returned quickly: [Very good.Don't worry about future work. 】

Night Moth Zhengdao frowned, isn't this a matter of course.

When the panda's mind is mature, he will make the panda a conjurer like him.

Noctua said rightly: [Did you find anything there? The panda has three curse cores, and the other two are the shy sister and the gorilla. 】

Gojo Satoru: [Coincidentally, I think pandas can have three new names at once. 】

Ye Mozheng said: [He said what name he wanted? 】

Gojo Satoru: [He will tell himself when we meet. 】

After Noctua Zhengdao put down his phone, he sighed inwardly. Sure enough, it was right to think of putting pandas next to people of similar mental age.In just one afternoon, the panda has integrated into the society and wants to have his own name.

Night Moth Zhengdao fell asleep with the joy of growing up a child.

After a few days, he finally saw the panda.

Although it was a bit uneasy to give it to Wujo Satoru at first, it seems that the panda is staying well with Wujo Satoru.

Although Gojo Satoru is still hugging the panda like a winter melon, which makes him very uncomfortable, but for the sake of letting the panda learn to speak, I forgive him.

Gojo Satoru handed the panda into his hands, as if there was something urgent, he slipped away in a flash.

Night Moth said rightly:?

Forget it, the panda is fine.Ye Mo Zhengdao had a kind face on his face, expecting the panda to say his name.

The panda came into his arms, and opened its mouth with a crisp voice that would never be mistaken, and the first sentence it opened: "Twice-cooked chicken with oil. Bang Bang chicken!"

Night Moth said rightly: "?"

He also thought of Gojo Wu's saying that pandas don't have to worry about work in the future. Could it mean that pandas will be the mascot of Chinese restaurants in the future? ! !

What about the name? !What is the name the panda wants to call himself?

The panda still said: "Twice-cooked chicken with oil. Awesome chicken!"

Night Moth said rightly: "..."

Pandas have three spell cores, and the names of the three dishes are just right.

Ye Mo Zhengdao hugged the panda alone and remained silent for a long time. Wutiao Wu caused him a lot of trouble in his early years, and he was used to strong winds and waves.He sighed deeply and calmed himself down quickly: "I've decided on the name for you."

He said coldly, "You will be called Panda from now on."

Let the children choose their own names, what a crime!

The author says:

Panda in the future: My brother is called Youlinji, my sister is called Twice Cooked Pork, and I am called Bangbangji.

Fu Heihui: Alright, Senior Bangbangji.

So Ye Mo Zhengdao has to throw the panda in before Fu Heihui enters school, anyway, the two of them can't be classmates!

Connor: (innocent)

Fu Heihui: ...

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