The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

◎Too scheming◎

Gojo Satoru instantly understood that Kang Na should have gone out to see the delinquent boy today.

Many delinquent boys, especially those in Shibuya, like to have dragon tattoos on their heads.But their tattoos are not because they like dragons, they just think that tattoos with dragons are cool and handsome.

Xia Youjie's ridicule whispered like a devil before suddenly echoed in Gojo Wu's mind: "Kangna will find a boy you don't know and go home, saying that he is her boyfriend. Then she will completely forget your existence, and gradually won't know each other. Give you a little look, and in the end she will find you annoying, and she will throw you into the mountains in partnership with her boyfriend who she doesn't know where to find."

Of course Gojo Wu knew that Xia Youjie wasn't serious, and probably thought he wouldn't listen seriously.

He also knew that Xia Youjie's words would never come true, but...people are always on the edge of something!

Gojo Satoru thinks that Kang Na's new "common sense" is very good.It is a good logic to have a dragon tattooed on the head to represent liking for her.

very good!very good!

His whole attitude changed, and he was completely different from the previous appearance, as if he had been sprayed with a powerful calming spray, as if nothing had happened, calm and calm, and his whole person seemed particularly aristocratic.

He set the necessary conditions: "Then when you meet someone you like, you must have a dragon tattooed on his head?"

Kang Na nodded vigorously: "Yes!"

Gojo Satoru nodded cleanly and said in a relaxed tone, "Okay, I really don't like you the most."

"Remember, if you find the person you like the most in the future, he must have a dragon tattooed on his head." Wu Tiao Wu said every word, like typing in her mind with a typewriter, so she could remember it clearly. "If not, it means that this person doesn't like you."

He smiled very "kindly" on the surface, but he was actually thinking in his heart.

When Kang Na really finds out a bad boy who dares to tattoo a dragon on his head and comes back, let's see if he doesn't break the bad boy's legs on the spot.

When Kang Na came back from Xingping Restaurant, she had two more catchphrases.

"Oil-drenched chicken twice-cooked meat/bangbang chicken" and "unbelievable".

Every time Gojo Satoru asked her what she wanted to eat, Kanna blinked and replied in a very loud voice: "Twice-cooked chicken with oil. Awesome chicken!"

After Gojo Satoru found out that she didn't really want to eat, but just wanted to say this sentence, every time Kangna finished saying this sentence, Gojo Satoru would nod as if he had listened, and then answered in a wrong way: "Strawberry Mapo tofu, right? Let me see which one sells it."

However, Gojo Satoru's rebellion is ultimately just suffering for himself.

After all, Kang Na is a curious baby who can eat bugs even when she encounters them, so she was very happy to see the more unique strawberry mapo tofu.

After the weird menu at home lasted for a week, Gojo Satoru, the super magician, was defeated. He would rather order the fried chicken twice-cooked meat. Bang Bang chicken, and would not order any more weird dishes.

Apart from reciting the names of the long list of dishes when eating, Kang Na also hums songs when she is bored.Dig out the lyrics of the theme song of the magical girl on TV, and hum at home whenever I have free time, "oil poured chicken twice-cooked meat oil poured chicken oil poured chicken oil poured chicken twice-cooked meat. Bang Bang chicken."

Although Kang Na is usually a creature so cute that it doesn't hurt if it falls into the eyes, but-this kind of hell-style brainwashing is too scary.

So Wutiaowu saw the panda cub in the arms of Noctuma Zhengdao, and he blurted out: "Twice-cooked chicken meat in oil. Bang Bang chicken.".

Night Moth said rightly:?

He frowned tightly, and asked Gojo Satoru: "Are you tired from being sober recently?"

Gojo Satoru never felt that there was a problem with himself, only others had problems.

He looked at the moth with a sad look.He talked about his logic: "Aren't there signs related to pandas at the entrance of Chinese restaurants?"

Some even have mascots in panda costumes beckoning at the door.After all, pandas are so cute, who wouldn't love them?

Ye Mo Zhengdao still didn't understand, and continued to ask: "So?"

Gojo Gojo raised his chin slightly, "So this is the mascot you stole from a Chinese restaurant, right?" He couldn't help but use Kang Na's second catchphrase, "It's incredible."

Noctuid Righteous Path is already immune to the five-article logic.

He didn't even want to complain, and took up the topic very seriously: "This is the curse skeleton I made."

Night Moth Zhengdao is a master at making [Curse Skeletons]. [Curse skeleton] injects magic power into the doll to form an AI doll that listens to the user's commands.

Although Zhengdao Noctua Moth is burly, unshaven, and looks unkempt, he divorced his wife not long ago, exuding the aura of a villain in the Matrix, but in fact Zhengdao Noctua Moth's hobbies are completely opposite to his image. When he is usually bored, I would go to poke the felt, and poke out some cute dolls and inject mana into them to make mantra bones.

And the panda in his arms is the mutated curse skeleton he made.Ye Mozhengdao introduced this panda curse skeleton in this way: "It's my child."

Wujo Wu: "It's incredible."

Gojo Satoru said very crudely: "Is your ex-wife or one of you a panda?"

Then he was sanctioned by the merciless iron fist of Noctua Moth.

"Pandas are different." Ye Mozheng shook his painful hand, "Other [curse bones] can only execute the commands we set, but the panda in my hand has its own consciousness."

Wujo Wu: "It's incredible."

Ye Mozheng looked down at the panda in his arms, with a bit of tenderness on his rough face, and a bit of kindness in his eyes, "He was just born, and his intelligence level is now comparable to that of human infants. Know how self-aware he is, so I need you to do me a favor."

Wujo Wu: "It's incredible."

Gojo Satoru, who was carrying three elementary school students in his hand, suddenly understood something. The next second, Ye Mo Zhengdao said, "I want the panda to live in your house for a while, and observe his situation."

Wujo Wu: "It's incredible."

"You actually call the panda mantra a panda!" Gojo Satoru put on an exaggerated appearance, "Even if you meet cats, cats and dogs on the road, you will casually pick up the names of Pochi or Xiaohua, and you can't even choose the name well. One, you have the nerve to say that he is your child!"

Gojo Gojo smacked his tongue and shook his head. As a student, he came to teach his teacher a lesson, "You are too cruel."

He couldn't help but say another catchphrase that he picked up from Kang Na: "It's incredible."

Noctua Moth Zhengdao has long been used to his personality as a student, and he was not provoked by his bad words in person, but just said lightly, "Because I don't know if this kid likes it or not, I will call him Panda for now, if he likes it later You can change your name if you want to.”

Very flat educator-style answer.

Wujo Wu put his hands in his pockets, with a lazy expression on his face, "I can take this thing..." Noticing the scorching eyes of the night moth, he swallowed the word [something] back, and changed his mouth to, "[Curse skeleton] brought go home."

Anyway, it didn't really bother him anything, besides, Ye Mo Zhengdao, who is now the principal of the High School of Conjuration, was still his class teacher at the time, so he would still let Ye Mo Zhengdao when he encountered problems.

Gojo Satoru said, "I just want to ask you a question."

Ye Mozheng looked at the panda that was still holding a pacifier in his arms, and said kindly, "Let's talk."

"Why do you think of me?" Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows, "You know a lot of people, Ye Moth, and there are many people who can really help."

Why did he pick on him, a problem student in the eyes of others.

Ye Mo rushed to think that everyone had spread internally that the goal of the future was to become an early childhood education. He was pleased to the eyes of his students. "It is for you to practice early."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

Forget it, he himself doesn't care about such things.What's more, this panda skeleton is much more relaxed than the two elementary school students and a dragon at home. It doesn't need to eat, drink, and scatter, and it can be taken home as a doll caught in a crane machine.

Ye Mo Zhengdao treasured his panda curse skeleton and handed it to Wujo Wu.

The panda curse skeleton is a unique curse skeleton in the entire magic world. He is the only one with self-awareness. Only Noctua Zhengdao can make this kind of self-supporting curse skeleton in the entire magic world.

And then... this self-supporting mantra that made the whole magic world envious was in the hands of Gojo Satoru, and it became like a plastic bag in his hand.

Night Moth pressed the blue veins on his forehead and jumped violently. He took a deep breath to calm himself down, "Have you never held a child before! Is this the way you hold a child!"

Gojo Gori, who has three children at home, replied confidently: "I haven't hugged him before."

The Fuhei siblings could already walk and run when they arrived at his house, let alone Kang Na, who could tear down the house the first day, and still need his help?

Then Noctua Zhengdao taught Wutiaowu to hold the child like a well-meaning mother-in-law, Wutiaowu found it annoying, but changed from carrying a plastic bag to holding a winter melon with his hands.

Then, before the moth Zhengdao could react, he slipped away with a spell.

Ye Mozhengdao could only shake his head helplessly at the student he had taught. Just as he turned his head, the logistics teacher beside him stepped forward to submit the report materials, "The previous document is a collaborative investigation notice to be handed over to various departments, and the latter part is the daily operation of the school. , the last one is the arrears submitted by the auxiliary supervisor a few days ago."

"Arrears?"

"Yes." The logistics teacher's voice became softer, "Gojo Satoru forgot to pay the account when he was in Jiujian Temple a few days ago, and his actions... a little too much, the temple's incense burner and statues were destroyed."

Right now, Ye Mozheng's mind is full of Wujo Satoru's mantra just now.

"It's incredible."

After Wujo Wujo on the other side arrived home, Kang Na was the first to meet him immediately.

When she saw Gojo Satoru coming back with something in his hand, she said in a dumbfounded tone, "It's incredible."

After seeing clearly that there was a panda with a pacifier in Gojo Wu's arms, she also thought of the promotion of the Chinese restaurant, and immediately said: "Oil-dried chicken twice-cooked meat. Awesome chicken!"

The panda with the pacifier in its mouth felt that Gojo Satoru was uncomfortable in his hug, struggled to move around, and fell out of his arms directly. Gojo Satoru urgently used a spell to place a compressed no-lower limit point under his body to be fine.

The panda fell on the point of no lower limit, and rebounded twice elastically. Since he was conscious, he was well protected by Noctua Zhengdao in the stroller. This bounced twice, and he was confused up.

The panda with the pacifier in its mouth shook its head twice, and stretched out its small paw to crawl outside. As a result, one paw stepped beyond the limitless point, and he fell out 5cm from the ground.This time he fell firmly to the ground, because his body was just a doll, so there was no sound at all, but because of his lightness, he turned a somersault on his head.

Only 10 minutes after leaving Noctuma, the panda's life has already experienced two earthquakes.

But he is a man, so he will not cry casually.

He shook his head, and the two small black ears on top of his head also shook. He stretched out his paws and continued to crawl, trying to find out where he had gone.

Kang Na didn't touch the panda, but kept staring at him with sparkling eyes like she observed the tadpole last time.

Gojo Satoru let the panda crawl on the ground, seeing Kang Na's expression, "Have you never seen a panda?"

Kang Na shook her head, and replied Gojo Satoru: "I saw it on TV."

When she was a TV kid, there were occasional shows about animals on TV.So she also knows pandas, and whenever she sees pandas on TV, they are eating bamboo.Then there is popular science, saying that although pandas look docile, they actually have amazing bite and wrist strength, and they were also called iron-eaters a long time ago.

"This panda is fake. The real panda is in the Ueno Zoo." Wujo Gojo looked at her so curiously that his eyes were staring into it. After explaining, he coldly defined, "This is a curse, you treat him as a It would be nice to have a doll that looks like a panda and can move."

Although Gojo Satoru said it very bluntly, the moving doll in front of him just looks like a panda, but it is not actually a panda.Kang Na still stared at the panda mansion without moving her eyes.

Gojo Satoru suddenly thought of another reason for Kanna to stare.

He remembered the last time Kang Na observed the tadpoles, and as a result, there were two pictures of tadpoles with uneven density.

So he added: "Can't eat."

Connor turned around immediately.

Gojo Goto repeated blankly: "You can't eat it."

Connor: "Um..."

Gojo Satoru was unmoved: "It's useless to put on such a pitiful expression."

Night Moth Zhengdao took this mutant curse skeleton as his son, and he definitely couldn't give it to Kang Na.

"Next time I'll take you to Ueno Zoo."

"Great!"

"But you can't eat pandas either."

"Well……"

Cold voice: "No."

Aggrieved voice: "Okay."

After Gojo Satoru was sure that Kang Na would not eat the panda, he went upstairs.

It is impossible for Ye Mozheng to give him the panda to ask him to do something. After he threw the panda to the children to play, he went to work on other things first.

Kang Na squatted on the ground, her eyes closely followed the panda doll, which was only in black and white.

The panda seems to be unable to see Kang Na. Even if he suddenly arrives in a new environment, he has no reaction of shyness and wanting to hide. He adapts quickly. Like the boss patrolling the territory, he stretches out four small Claws crawl on the ground.

Kang Na didn't stop him either, to see what he was going to do.

Because the panda is still young, his way of moving is to crawl on the ground. Kang Na couldn't see clearly while standing, so she squatted down to see him.But the panda crawls with four paws after all. At the beginning, Kang Na still squatted to the side to watch. The speed of the panda crawling quickly exceeded her field of vision. At first, she just took a small step to follow the panda, and then followed him to crawl with both hands and feet. walk.

The panda has a very stubborn temper, as long as it is his established route, he will not change it. There is a chair in front of him to climb, and it can be done by just turning around a little.

Kang Na turned her head to look at the fallen chair next to her. Thinking of the damage she had done in Wujo's house before, she went silently and put the chair back upright.

The direction in front of the panda is a refrigerator. Before the panda knocked down the refrigerator, Kang Na went to ask Mr. Refrigerator to move a place first, so that the new black and white iron eater in the house could be accommodated.

Kang Na kept staring closely, so she didn't notice the Jade Dog beside her.Jade Dog is obviously very excited to come to play with Kang Na, but Kang Na's attention is all on the panda.

Jade Dog is wronged!Jade Dog is sad!

How can you ignore me!

And as soon as this thing comes, you just crawl like him. I've been by your side for so long, and you haven't even learned how to crawl together!

Jade Dog inspected this iron-eating beast that took away his position when he came to the house with sharp eyes.

There is a chubby body under the chubby head, as if someone put together two big snowballs in winter, and sprinkled two inks randomly on it.

Fat to death!Fat to death!Not at all slimmer than they are!

Also, the small black eyes are obviously round and not stunned, but there is a circle of black around the eyes, which looks like big eyes.

So scheming!

And don't pandas only have two colors of black and white like them!Why can it attract attention!Well, although they are one white and one black.

The white jade dog raised its paws, looked at its own slender and powerful paws, and then at the panda's round paws that looked like balloons.

Hmph, she really looks good on her own.

It passed with confident and graceful steps.

Then he reservedly raised a paw in front of Kang Na.

See, I look better than that chubby and chubby thing, and now I can let you pinch the pads.

Kang Na was still keeping a close eye on the panda, lest he suddenly wreak havoc in the next second, she didn't want Wu to change to another house.

Kang Na didn't even look at her, Bai Yugou let go of his restraint, and went directly to bite her corner of her clothes.

Kang Na stopped and patted his head, "Xiao Bai, I will find you later."

Later? !

As if it was struck by lightning, is it true that the status of pandas is still higher than them?

The white jade dog failed to start the attack first, and it was the black jade dog's turn, and the black jade dog stopped in front of Kangna indiscriminately. The whole dog lay down, exposing its belly, and used the magic trick to hook her clothes with its two paws.

see it!Now I can touch your belly!Soft belly!

So tempting.

Kang Na paused, her eyes blinking as fast as her brain.

The white jade dog immediately imitated the black jade dog and lay down side by side, showing its soft belly.

Look, pandas don't!The panda's belly is all hair, which is different from them!

Jade Dog looked at the hesitant Kang Na, and felt that he had the chance to win.

Just as Kang Na stretched out her hand, she saw that the target of the panda's advance was the potted plant that Tsumiji was planting recently.So she ran over immediately and lifted up Tsumiji's potted plant to let the panda pass safely.

Jade Dog, who was left behind by her, was dumbfounded.

Hopeless.The two of them were completely forgotten by Kang Na.

I saw the newcomers laughing but did not hear the old ones cry.

The Jade Dog turned over and landed on its four paws, then turned around and immediately ran to find its little master to uphold justice.

How can you do this!We must try!Otherwise, Kang Na will be snatched away in the future!

The jade dogs themselves came out of Fu Heihui's shadow, and they came back out of Fu Heihui's shadow with a whir, and then ran outside biting the clothes of Fu Heihui who was doing homework.

One was holding Fu Heihui's clothes in front, and the other was behind Fu Heihui, pushing him forward with his nose.

Fu Heihui was staggered by the impatience of the two of them, "You don't have to be in such a hurry, what happened?"

When Fu Heihui asked this question, the two jade dogs, one black and one white, whimpered in grievance, as if they were caught and beaten by bad guys for three days and three nights.

The two jade dogs came and went like a complaint, making "Wow! Bow!" for a while, like two symphonies with completely different genres mixed together, Fu Heihui was so agitated by the yells on the left and right, " Slow down, I can't hear you, what was robbed?"

Jade Dog: "Wow woof! woof woof woof!"

Fu Heihui: "Wu brought something back from outside, then what?"

Jade Dog: "Woof! Woof! Wooooooooow!"

Fu Heihui: "Kangna only plays with that thing and ignores you, right?"

Jade Dog: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Fu Heihui: "...Although Wu brought it back, don't take the opportunity to scold him."

Jade Dog: "Wow, woof, woof!"

Fu Heihui: "...No."

Fu Heihui was dragged hurriedly to the living room by two dogs holding his clothes in his mouth.

He saw that Connor was indeed crawling on the ground on all fours, and because her hair was long, her silver-white hair was hanging on both sides and dragging on the ground.

He suddenly forgot what Jade Dog said, but wanted to pull Kang Na up, "The ground is dirty, don't crawl around."

Behavioral habits have actually degenerated. I can walk well, but now I can only crawl.

Kang Na was not directly pulled up by Fu Heihui, but just straightened her upper body, changing from a crawling posture with all four limbs to sitting kneeling, she saw Fu Heihui blinked innocently.

As soon as Kang Na got up, Fu Heihui saw what she had been chasing.

He was the first to see a pants top with a dazzling orange panda head.

Fu Heihui:?

What did Wujo Satoru bring back?

Then, the creature in orange pants turned its head.

It's a panda that looks like it just had a full moon.

Still a panda with a pacifier in its mouth.

The scene in front of him was so powerful that Fu Heihui froze in place.

After the panda felt that the little tail that had been chasing behind him hadn't moved, he turned his head in doubt, only to see a little boy with black hair holding the little tail that was following behind him.

The black-haired little boy just looked at himself from a distance. The little boy's emerald green eyes were like lake water in spring, and he didn't move at all.

The panda tilted its head slightly, and the little black ears on its head also moved.

Fu Heihui inhaled slightly.

The water of the lake fluctuated in spring.

Fu Heihui let go of Kang Na's hand.

Jade Dog: Wang?

There was also wavering in Fu Heihui's eyes.

Jade Dog: Woof! ! !

You can't rebel like Kang Na!

The author says:

The younger brother was wronged, so he went to ask his elder brother for an explanation, but as soon as the elder brother passed by, he almost betrayed him on the spot.

After all, it is panda!

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The Gojo family after being brainwashed by Kanna: Maji Yabai Kunei (terrible).

Only the jade dog is still barking persistently.

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It feels like the pandas in the original work should have spent a few months or just a few years growing up.My place is a private setting, the mental age of the panda is related to the growth and education around it, Ye Moth felt that the panda was similar to a human, so he quickly threw the panda in before Fu Heihui entered school.

It is customary to randomly draw 20 people to give red envelopes.

Thank you for taking care of panda shareholders with Kangna

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: if you lose 1 faith;

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