The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

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Although in a one-sided tense atmosphere, Xia Youjie looked at the little black cat with fried fur, and felt that it was very interesting to play the bad guy to tease human cubs.

He was about to take something out of his pocket with a blank face, and Fu Heihui's expression changed five colors in just a moment, which was very exciting.

Because there was no video recording of this scene, after listening to Xia Youjie's description, Gojo Wu listed it as one of the top ten regrets in life.

Also being a troublesome group of students from the high school of conjuration, Xia Youjie is better than Gojo Wujo in that he does things properly. Seeing Fu Heihui's reaction, he feels that if he continues to be scared, something will happen.So he maintained an inscrutable expression, and took out a funny comic book from his arms.

In an instant, the expression on the face of the young Fu Heihui on the opposite side was wonderfully distorted again. This incident was also listed as one of the top ten regrets in Wujo Wu's life.

Kang Na poked her head out from behind Fu Heihui, and those who saw the cover of the comic didn't know why they put socks on top of their heads strangely.

Fu Heihui saw the title of the comic called "Sun Jin Yue Jade", and Xia Youjie's expression became even more fierce.

Xia Youjie coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and then explained the purpose of his visit, "I know Wu, this is a manga I want to lend to Wu."

"I'm not! I'm not!"

Gojo Satoru, who appeared behind him at some unknown time, was carrying two big bags, and the expression on his face was also brilliant.

Gojo Satoru, who can drive others to death with just a few words, feels ashamed because he is afraid that children will know that he can read pornographic comics.

This incident was listed as one of the top ten regrets in other people's lives.

Gojo Satoru first silently put down the bag in his hand, and after confirming that the pile of chemical reagents in the bag was safe and sound, he used the speed of the wind with lightning speed to snatch the invisible comic book.Although he wanted to be caught off guard, it was a pity that Xia Youjie reacted quickly and failed to succeed with one move. Then the two super-level conjurers at the top of the conjuration world wrestled together because they were robbing this funny comic book.

Fu Heihui found out that these two people really knew each other, knowing that it was a false alarm, the expression on his face instantly became three levels more gloomy than usual.

Kang Na tugged at Hei Hui's sleeves, and she also put a hat with protruding sides on top of her head, "The person on the cover of the manga just now looks like the transformed person in "Demon Warrior"."

On the other side, the super magicians who were scrambling for comics stopped still when they heard Kang Na's innocent words.

Although "Demon Warrior" is a child-oriented work for children, the camera is covered with blood from time to time, and the main character is completely wiped out. Even many adults who read it feel that the plot is insane and mentally polluted.

Xia Youjie looked at Wujo Wu with a disgusted expression of "Why do you let children watch this kind of thing".

Gojo Satoru maintained the twisted posture of locking his throat, and turned his head in disbelief, "Kang, Kanna? Have you ever watched "Demon Warrior"?"

"Well, it's on TV." Kang Na added excitedly, "It's so good, I watched it all at once."

Wutiaowu: "..."

You never know the size of the animated content that is wrapped in a sub-skin when a child is a TV child.

Xia Youjie finally entered Wujo Wu's house.Tsumiki has already served cut fruits and brewed tea, as a way of hospitality.After Xia Youjie thanked her with a smile, the smile on his face hadn't disappeared. He looked at Gojo Satoru who was sitting in front of him holding a game console, and believed in his good friend that his back was exposed, and he just kicked him when he raised his foot.

Gojo Satoru frowned: "What are you doing?!"

Xia Youjie: "I think this is the time to teach you a lesson."

Gojo Satoru was puzzled: "I didn't do anything!"

Xia Youjie frowned: "Don't you feel ashamed to let a few elementary school students take care of you?"

"What do you mean elementary school students take care of me! I am the one who takes care of them! Do you know how tired I am usually!" Wujo Wu refused to accept.

Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows, "Besides the most basic needs of life, tell me what else you have done."

"..."

Xia Youjie raised his voice, "Say it."

"..."

"Such as... teaching homework?"

"The last time you asked about my linear equation in two variables?"

"Correct."

Xia Youjie nodded in approval, "Then you are still working hard."

Wutiao Wu complacently said: "That is." He never mentioned what he didn't teach in the end.

While the two were talking, Kang Na kept leaning next to Xia Youjie, sniffing at him like a puppy.

Xia Youjie knew that Kang Na was a Dragon, and thought it was like cats and dogs invading the territory of strangers, and would remember the smell of animals in the past, so he didn't care.

As a result, Kang Na sniffed it three or four times, then suddenly turned her head, her eyes and nose wrinkled together, showing a disgusted expression because of the unpleasant smell.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gojo Satoru covered his stomach in public and burst out laughing.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie's first reaction was to raise his arms and smell himself, but he didn't smell anything strange, on the contrary, there was only the scent of laundry detergent.

Kang Na still wrinkled her small nose and said, "Smelly."

Gojo Satoru held his stomach on the ground and laughed into a ball, imitating children's language and booing: "Smelly!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Connor: "It stinks like at the door."

Gojo Gojo gloated at his misfortune with a volume that seemed to be heard by the whole world: "Yes, it stinks to death."

Xia Youjie understood, "It might be the smell of smoke."

As soon as he took out the cigarette case from his pocket, Kang Na ran to the end of the room with an expression of being unable to bear it anymore, and wrapped herself in isolation with a curtain.

Looks like the root cause has been found.

"Children are not used to the smell of smoke." Xia Youjie smiled at her from a distance, "I was negligent, sorry."

Gojo Satoru doesn't smoke, and apart from his unusual sweet tooth, he doesn't have any other smells. On the contrary, he can smell creamy sweetness from time to time.The smell of smoke was a novelty to Connor at first, but not anymore.

Kang Na hid behind the curtain to smell the relatively clean air, took a deep breath, and then ran back, "It's ok, Wu will teach me to do my homework."

Just now, she was still so disgusted with the smell of cigarettes, but after taking a deep breath, she came back without any abnormality. Gojo Satoru got up, and put a finger under her nose with an attitude as if she was doing an experiment.

Xia Youjie's impolite gesture towards him: "Hello."

Gojo Satoru turned his head and showed a shocked expression to his friend: "I didn't breathe out."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gojo Gojo shook Kanna's body, "How can you hold your breath for so long!"

Kang Na said, "If it's about three days, there's no problem."

The two super conjurers fell silent at the same time.

Connor said again: "When she competed with Lord Thor before, she could hold her breath for a month without breathing."

Two people: "..."

Well, it really is not something humans can do.

"It's a pity that I bought this just for you." Gojo Satoru took out a small gas mask from the bag he bought earlier.

Xia Youjie: "?"

He asked, "What did you buy it for? Isn't it really used as poison?"

Kang Na and Gojo Gojo said in unison: "Make candles."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie started from the perspective of a normal person, "Wouldn't it be good to melt the candle and re-solidify it?"

Gojo Satoru refused to accept it: "That's called changing the shape of a candle, it's not called a candle at all!"

Xia Youjie glanced at the beeswax and other materials he bought, and was quite speechless, "Then why don't you start by using heat to separate and purify the beeswax."

"Actually, I bought it too." Gojo Satoru took out a complete honeycomb from another bag and said seriously, "If you don't have enough time, use the processed beeswax."

Xia Youjie: "..."

He watched Gojo Satoru and the young Kanna making candles around a bunch of weird things. Not only did Gojo Satoru have a good look, but the expression on his face was more careful than using hundreds of millions of magic tools.

And Kang Na was very supportive at the side. Gojo Satoru just cut a thread, and Kang Na excitedly gave him a seal-like applause.However, Gojo Satoru's face was already very proud just from Kangna's soft cheers, but if he had a tail like Kangna, he would have liked to fly up to the sky at this moment.

Xia Youjie sighed deeply at his friend's childishness.

Xia Youjie asked him, "What do you plan to do after graduation?"

"Isn't it a magician?" Wutiaowu said, "It's the same as now, isn't it? He runs around for all kinds of messy magic spirits every day."

"En." Xia Youjie nodded very slowly, and then called his name seriously, "Wu, have you ever thought about..."

Gojo Wu just happened to be a little choked by the black smoke, looked up, saw Xia Youjie's serious expression, and felt something was wrong, "What? You're going to say that you don't want to be a magician in the future, right?"

Xia Youjie looked at him, and said the second half of the sentence: "Have you thought about becoming a preschool teacher in the future?"

The author says:

"If it's you, you can do it, right? Enlightenment."

Affirmation from Jie Ge.jpg

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When it comes to Japanese characters, I don’t have a clear explanation. The Chinese translation of "Rijinyueyu" means "chirp, chirp, chirp". When read in Japanese, it means repeating the homonym of "Dandan" twice.Like "Gintama", there is a dirty joke in the title.

Stop obsessing over manga titles!It really doesn't matter!

This manga is similar to "Gintama", the dirty jokes are not the point, it is mainly a funny manga. Is it okay for a 19-year-old male high school student to read some funny cartoons with rubbish?

It's not my bad taste, it will be useful after this episode.

Thanks to the shareholders who gave Kangna the opportunity to watch the batch

感谢在2022-01-0920:22:50~2022-01-1015:17:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast mines: I want the author to update 30, Chao Ye, and Ning Jin every day;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：长乐11瓶；开口榛子10瓶；树袋熊、轻水筱雨5瓶；奇奇与迪迪4瓶；Dawn3瓶；锦鲤2瓶；夏妤婳、余生、嗜甜的天然卷、小小儿1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[I have to say that when I grew up, I was watching the cartoons, and I had to marvel at how big the scale is, not to mention the violence like Pleasant Goat and Bear, what kind of rainbow cat and blue rabbit, Xiao Fugui, it's really dark]

[Risk and fiery in a trance, the last words are amazing]

【Good guy! 】

【Preschool education!Early childhood education!Early childhood education! 】

【Good guy, Devilman, when I was young and ignorant, my mother was still beside me when I watched it for the first time】

【Grass, an angel in suspenders popped out of my mind｜д】

【Suddenly inserting a knife】

[Pfft ha ha ha, the two small animals are so cute, ding ding ding, your nutrient solution has arrived, please update and check! 】

[To be honest, when I was a child, I was scared when I saw the Black Cat Sheriff Twelve Zodiac Mirror Flowers Rubik’s Cube Building]

[Curious if you will bring Thor over to play? 】

[Ah, a 19-year-old high school student, I accidentally saw him as a 9-year-old high school student

Guest officer, the nutrient solution you ordered, we accept payment by renewal. 】

【Hahahahaha stinky brother】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】

[Jie Ge doesn’t smoke in the original book, and Jie Ge’s smoking seems to be created by a fan]

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