The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

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When Kang Na was out of school, Gojo Satoru was the only one in the family who was eating ice cream on the sofa with Erlang legs up.Wutiao Wu seems to have no distinction between spring, summer, autumn and winter, as long as it is sweet, he can eat it anytime.

"Enlightenment." Without putting down her schoolbag, Kang Na walked over and shook his arm, "Teach me to do my homework."

Wutiaowu: "..."

There was a complex expression on his face that he felt very troublesome and reluctant, but had to agree.

"Let's just say, I don't teach math homework."

This is the lesson I learned from teaching the Fuhei siblings in their homework.His no-lower-limit technique involves highly difficult geometric calculations. Even if it is a deformed high-level math problem, as long as he looks at the problem, the answer will naturally emerge in his mind.He only knows the result, not the process.So it is too difficult for him to teach elementary school math problems that are not clear about the process.Because it's too simple, he can't teach it at all!The last time I could think of a linear equation in two variables, I have worked very hard!

"It's a manual homework." Kang Na took out the little book she used to memorize homework, "The teacher said he couldn't do it, so I went to ask my family."

"Handwork..." Gojo Satoru grew up as the heir of one of the three imperial families, and he went to the high school of conjuration at his own request. It can be said that he did not go through elementary school seriously.But I vaguely remember that it was said on the Internet that the manual homework of elementary school students is to make orange lamps and the like.

The desire to win as the strongest magician came up, "Since I will help you, Kanna, your homework must be No. 1 in the class!"

Connor nodded vigorously.

"Let me see what your homework is." Gojo Satoru, with a plastic spoon in his mouth, casually took the notebook in Kangna's hand with the homework in his hand. When he saw the first line, his expression was instantly solemn and complicated, "Now the primary school student Is all homework so difficult?"

"Huh?" Kang Na didn't understand what homework was difficult.

But if Wu says it is difficult, it must be difficult!

Gojo Satoru said in amazement: "Actually ask elementary school students to make their own candles!"

Kang Na clenched her hands into small fists the size of steamed buns, and she was determined not to give up until she got No.1. She asked full of fighting spirit, "Is it difficult to make 'candles'? Do I need to go to the cave to dig elemental ores or go to the The Grand Canyon catches elves?"

Gojo Satoru took a deep look at her, "It's not difficult enough to change careers to be an adventurer."

"Need paraffin beeswax and palm wax, candles and wicks...then buy cotton twine and borax, potassium nitrate and ammonium sulphate."*

Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers and uttered a series of unfamiliar nouns. Kangna stared blankly at him. She thought that the materials used by magicians to summon demons seemed to be all these incomprehensible things.

"The teacher said that everyone can make candles they like, and I want red candles." Kang Na considered from the perspective of materials that magicians often use, "Does it still need to be exposed to the cow's blood for three days?"

"This is the material used for the curse." Wujo Wu stood up, "Some are chemical reagents, too dangerous, I will go out and buy the material for you, you stay at home first."

Connor nodded in confusion.

Doing homework...is it still dangerous?

The "homework" assigned by the teacher every day is probably the same as the "task" issued to adventurers in the guild.It seems that human society has not changed much.

When the Fuhei siblings came back and heard what Wutiaowu was doing, Fuheihui frowned: "Just melt the candle and re-solidify it." After a pause, "Is that guy an idiot?"

Tsumiji: "...Sometimes Mr. Wu sees the world differently from others."

Originally, Kang Na had become a habit of playing games at home, but as soon as she got the game console, she was called by Tsumiki to do her homework first.

Fukurotsu Miki: "It will be easier to finish your homework and play games first."

"Why?" Connor was puzzled and asked sincerely, "Will homework increase because of me playing games?"

This suddenly stunned Tsumei Jiwen.

Fu Heihui went to the table first and took out the homework from the bag, lowered his eyes and said: "We have to do the homework first, do you want to wait for us to finish, and then do it by yourself?"

Kang Na thought for a while, shaking her head with dragon horns like a rattle.She was as anxious as the rabbit who woke up and found that the tortoise ran in front of her. She immediately ran to get homework in her schoolbag, threw the homework book on the table with a snap, pulled out the chair and followed the siblings to do homework together.

Although the homework will not increase, I still want to finish the homework with everyone!

Both Fu Heihui and Jin Meiji could bear their temper. After taking out their homework, they kept silent and concentrated on solving the problems.But Kanna is different. Even her pen-holding posture was corrected by Tsumiki a few weeks ago. She wants to go to school because she wants to play with everyone, and she has no interest in the topics in the book for the time being.

In just 10 minutes of doing her homework, she had already sharpened her pencil three times, looked left and right six times, and after cleaning her eraser, she began to reach for the pencil in the pencil case opposite Jin Meiji, and said, "I helped you." You sharpen your pencils! I sharpen them very well!"

After sharpening Tsumiki's pencils until they couldn't be sharper, she began to harass Fu Heihui beside her, wanting to ask him where Yugou had gone.

Fu Heihui kept hearing small movements around him, but he didn't turn his head to look. He kept thinking about "67+45" in his mind, and just thought that the single digit was 2, when he was poked in the waist by the pen tip of Kangna beside him. go back.

He turned his head coldly, and said stiffly: "Do your homework carefully." Turning around, he began to count the single digits again.

"Ding-dong-"

Then came the doorbell.

Kang Na couldn't sit still at first, thinking that Gojo Satoru had returned, her short legs dangled a few times, and she immediately jumped off the chair and rushed to open the door.

Fu Heihui had just counted to ten digits, and when he heard Kang Na running to open the door, he frowned, and immediately put down his pen.

But it wasn't like Kangna who wanted to meet Gojo Satoru, but Kanna who wanted to stop the voice and ran out excitedly.

Fu Heihui: "Don't open the door to strangers!"

Gojo Satoru has a very casual personality and has never taught them this sentence, but the Fuhei siblings are not safe near the house where they lived before being picked up by Gojo Satoru, so they have this vigilance.

Tsumiji also put down her pen and walked towards the door. She comforted, "Maybe it's someone from NHK. Kangna has watched NHK documentaries, so it's okay to give them money."

It's a pity that Kang Na ran too fast, she had already opened the door for someone who only rang the doorbell but didn't make a sound.

The person standing outside the door was all dressed in black, and the style of trousers was the favorite of contemporary delinquent teenagers. He had thin eyebrows and red phoenix eyes, and there was a black earring that could not be ignored on the full earlobe. At the same time, a strange bang was left on the forehead.

When Connor opened the door, he was still holding a cigarette in his hand.

This person is not Gojo Satoru at all.

Of course, it is impossible to be a toll collector of NHK.

Fu Heihui stood in front of Kangna at the door, called out the jade dog, and glared at the stranger, "Who are you!"

The black-haired boy outside the door looked down at the two elementary school students in front of him, and then at the two dogs grinning at him, no joy or anger could be seen on his face.

Fu Heihui was even more nervous. This person could see the jade dog, which meant that he was also a magician.Judging from the superficial strength, he will undoubtedly lose.

After the black-haired boy quickly sorted out the situation, he first snuffed out a large portion of the cigarette with his bare hands, and then took out his mobile phone to send a message to his friend.

Xia Youjie: [Where are you? 】

Gojo Satoru returned quickly: 【On the way to buy ammonium sulfate. 】

Under Fu Heihui's staring eyes, Xia Youjie continued to chat with his friends like no one else was there.

Xia Youjie: 【What are you buying it for? Are you planning to poison the top management? 】

Gojo Satoru: [I really want to do this, so it would be faster for me to do it directly www]

Xia Youjie: [Come back early, as soon as I arrived at the door of your new house, an elementary school student who seemed to have several lives in his hands glared at me. 】

Gojo Satoru: [How could there be elementary school students with several lives in their hands in this world www]

Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows, and took a photo of Zhang Fu Heihui on the spot and sent it to him.

Gojo Satoru: [Really wwww's face stinks. 】

It was Gojo Satoru's most gloomy expression ever seen by Fukuroi.

Gojo Satoru commented:

[Looks like a stinky face that has killed at least three or four people. 】

The author says:

Discussion about Xia Youjie's smoking: There is indeed no scene in the comics where he is smoking, but there is a scene where he takes a lighter from his pocket to light a cigarette for Nitro.I think there are only two possibilities, one is that he can smoke in private, and the other is that he carries a lighter with him and is always ready to light cigarettes for the smokers around him.

I think the logic of the former is more reasonable, so it is assumed that Xia Youjie smokes.

*Materials for making candles are based on online information.

Thanks to the shareholders who accompanied Kang Najiang to do homework:

感谢在2022-01-0719:29:08~2022-01-0920:22:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

[The primary school student who has killed several people hhh]

[By the way, won't you be shocked, Hui and Shier are quite similar]

[Hahahahahaha, Huijiang, the wind review was murdered jpg

But I still really want to see the face of the elementary school student Megumin who killed three or four people]

【Gojo Satoru, you know how to do it】

[There is nothing wrong with reading "student homework" and writing "parent homework"]

[The analogy is to make chocolate. Others buy ready-made chocolate and melt it to make Ficelli (?), while Gojo Satoru buys cocoa beans, ferments, roasts, grinds, and then boils them into chocolate. . .LOL. . . . 】

[The previous one who seems to have a few lives in his hand is Dongfengxu hahahahahahahahahaha]

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[Why do I think it is more reasonable to light a cigarette for Nitzu hahahaha]

[Gojo Satoru, what's going on with you hahahahahahahaha]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha elementary school student with several lives in his hands hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】

【Several lives in hand, hahahahahahaha】

【Brother Fu Hei is famous for nothing, who do you look down on】

[Glass: I am the eldest sister (pat pat Jie) This is my cigarette lighter boy]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughed me to death】

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