The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

◎Dodgeball◎

Kang Na likes Gojo Satoru from the bottom of her heart.

In the environmental evaluation where normal people think Gojo Satoru has an extremely bad personality, let alone what will happen in the future, in Kanna's heart now, she thinks Gojo Satoru is the best person in the world.

Just like Gojo Satoru's evaluation of herself, she also felt that Gojo Satoru had no shortcomings.

The origin of the declaration of "Down with Gojo Satoru" is a long story.

Connor is also playing computer games.

She met a girl through the Monopoly game.

[Girl: Huh?No wonder elementary school students www are so cute.I'm much older than you, and I'm already working. 】

Although Kanna can use magic to automatically identify the characters she sees and turn them into characters she knows, she can't spell Japanese by herself.

So through the built-in voice function of the chat interface, I asked ignorantly about nouns I didn't understand: "Work?"

Not long after, the girl also sent a voice over.

【"I don't think it's good to lie to you for too long, so I'll tell you the truth. In fact, I'm a man, and my name is Makoto Takiya."】

It was the first time for Kang Na to meet a ladyboy on the Internet. When she clicked on the voice and heard the first sound: sluggish.jpg

【Makoto Takiya said again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, because it's more convenient to use a female number. To be honest, I thought you were an adult like me at first, but I didn't expect you to be a primary school student."】

Kang Na didn't understand why it would be more convenient to use a female account to play games.

The main reason why she fell into a daze just now was that the voice of the other party was exactly the same as Gojo Satoru.I don't know why the timbre is the same, but the sound feels a bit silly.But it was indeed Gojo Satoru's voice.

Kang Na said excitedly: "Wujowu Wujowu Wujowu!"

Although the other party is an otaku, his emotional intelligence should be very high, and he can quickly understand the meaning of the words that the elementary school students cannot express.

【"Huh? Is my voice similar to someone you know named 'Wujo Satoru'? Hahaha, maybe my voice and face belong to the general type. Some people said before that my voice is like a mascot in a children's show. The voice is nothing special anyway. If you like it, you can call me 'Gojo Satoru'."]

After finishing speaking, Takiya changed his screen name to "Gojo Satoru", which quickly narrowed the distance between him and the children.

【"I actually tried to make a game by myself recently. I wanted to make the game simpler and easier to use, but I couldn't find any improvement in the game I made. Could you please help me test and play the game, and then tell me how it feels? ? As a reward, I will tell you the secret to winning the game.”]

She used Wujo Wu's name, and a netizen with Wujo Wu's voice asked her like this.

Connor agreed.

When testing the game, Makoto Takitani served as a training partner, and Kanna's goal was to defeat him.Come and go, the dream is also a matter of games.He shouted the declaration of "Down with Gojo Satoru".

After listening to the whole story with a blank face, the real Wujo Wujo said, "I now understand why parents always complain about online games. There are indeed strange people online all the time."

"Then I'll go play with Jade Dog."

"Come back." Wujo Satoru grabbed her, "While you were still sleeping, the two of them got up and went to school."

Kang Na asked ignorantly, "Go to school?"

Although she didn't understand much, Kang Na raised her hand, "I want to go too!"

It's fine if neither of them can play with her, but when Fu Heihui left this time, the jade dog was gone.Gojo Satoru said that because the place called "school" was too far away from home, Fu Heihui's technique could not be so far away and still be effective.

Gojo Satoru refused resolutely: "No."

Kang Na's eyebrows twisted into a ball like a caterpillar, "Why?"

Gojo Satoru replied sternly: "Because you are not a student at the school."

student.

It seems that Gojo Satoru mentioned this word before, and Gojo Satoru said that he is a student of the High School of Conjuration.

"Then Wutiao, can you skip going to school today?" Kang Na didn't know that humans still have knowledge about first and last names, so she just imitated the Fuhei siblings.

Gojo Satoru didn't care much about the name, and replied lazily: "My school is quite special, and now I don't have to go to school every day. It's just that I still receive some tasks from the school."

"But I still have time this morning." Gojo Satoru waved her over, "I'll play with you in the morning."

Kang Na sat on the sofa with him, because Gojo Gojo was heavy, the cushion of the sofa leaned towards him, Kanna's calf bumped into his knee, Gojo Gojo looked taller and more reliable beside him, the petite Kangna had to Looking up at him, she asked blankly, "Then when can you come back?"

"I'll be back tonight." Gojo Satoru actually knew what Kanna was really going to ask. He frowned, thinking that it would be better to talk about some things now, "But they still have to go to school tomorrow, and they will still go out."

Connor puffed up her cheeks.

In her heart, "going to school" is now the most hateful enemy!

She was very aggrieved and asked, "Then when can you stop going to school?"

"It's one day if it's close, but it's years if it's far away."

Gojo Satoru felt like he was explaining "where did they come from" to children at this time.Even if you tell the child that it came from the stomach, the child will ask why it came from the stomach.

"Even if we don't go to school, we still have to work after graduation."

Kang Na didn't listen to the second half of his sentence, she put her round face directly on Gojo Wu's lap, and her two short fleshy legs kicked on the sofa, making muffled noises, " Can you stop accompanying the school and come to accompany me. Kangna will be more obedient and sensible than the school!"

At this time, Kang Na is trying so hard to sell herself.It can be heard from the words that she still doesn't understand the true meaning of "school".

She was as pitiful as a puppy abandoned by her owner at this moment, she looked aggrieved as if Gojo Satoru would throw her out in a second.She blinked at Gojo Gojo expectantly like a star in the sky, waiting for him to say that he would leave "school" to accompany her.

It has to be said that Kang Na at this time is very lethal.

It's a pity that what she is facing is Gojo Satoru, who people think is annoying.

He stretched out a finger, and ruthlessly rolled Kang Na's head off his thigh like a building block, "No. School is very important to students."

Wujo Wu, as a member of the three masters of the conjuration world, logically does not need to go to the conjuration college. It is he himself who proposed to go to the conjuration college.Although he himself asked to go, but he is not too serious about his studies, he can be regarded as a problem student in the school.

"Okay, it's rare for me to spare time to accompany you in the morning, so don't make trouble here."

Gojo Satoru felt that the easiest way to pass the time alone at home was to read novels and play games.

But Kanna didn't understand much of the common sense of human society, it seemed a bit too early to let her read novels, he thought it would be more convenient to play games.His plan is to use just one morning to make Kang Na like the Nintendo game, so it shouldn't be a problem to last for a few weeks.

As for the other options... Come on, who in the world doesn't like games produced by Nintendo!You can play for the rest of your life just with Seyda alone!

As a result, when playing Seeda.

"Why are we going to fight dragons?"

"Because it's a plot setting."

"In the eyes of humans, are dragons bad guys?"

"..."

Gojo Satoru felt that he was going to go back to the vortex of "where are children born" when he opened his mouth to explain, so he got up and changed a game silently.

He probably has never been so patient. He changed several games in succession, but Kang Na was completely different from before. Movement and stillness are like false decorations.

Gojo Satoru thought of Kang Na's tail that was shaking like a drum when he played "Overcooked Kitchen" last time, so he took out this friendship game.

When Kang Na saw the game interface, her mouth was flattened as if she was discouraged. She lowered her head and said tearfully, "I miss Hui, I want to play with him."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Nintendo's games can indeed save all mankind.It only includes the scope of human beings!

In the end, Gojo Satoru watched Kang Na playing games with netizens.

Although it's not kind for Takina to use the transvestite account in games, and it's not kind to use his name, but at this moment Takino is really like a very useful AI nanny to coax Kangna.

So Gojo Satoru left in peace, but when he returned home at night, Kang Na didn't know what he had done in this short half day, and his clothes were all messy with paint.

Several people in the family gathered around Kang Na, thinking about a very complicated academic problem.

"Although it looks like clothes, it's fur itself... So it's not laundry detergent, it should be hair detergent." Fu Heihui raised his head and said to Gojo, "Anyway, it can't be detergent, put the hair in your hand Put things down."

Only Tsumiki noticed where Kanna's paint was stained.There are not many on the sleeves, but the most conspicuous piece of paint on the chest is all over the place.

She remembered the time when Kang Na was kicked out of the house because of a prank.Many children want to play pranks in order to attract the attention of adults.

She had thought about it a long time ago, but it didn't work.

Her biological parents are still divorced.

So be more sensible and don't be worried by other people.

……

In the morning, Tsumiji and Fuheihui went to school. Tsumiki stopped halfway and looked up to the direction of the balcony.

She sighed, "Really looking at us."

She found a small stool in the corner of the balcony yesterday.She immediately thought that in this direction of the balcony, she could see the path extending from the door of the house.

Fu Heihui followed Tsumiji's line of sight. Although Kang Na on the balcony had lowered her head and hid, her two hands were still on the railing, and part of the dragon's horns on her head were still exposed.

Fu Heihui: "... She'd better never play hide-and-seek with others in the future."

Tsumiji sighed, "It's very similar."

Fu Heihui was puzzled: "What?"

"I used to do that too." So Tsumiji knew what was going on the first time he saw the little stool, "I used to be on the balcony looking in the direction of the door, looking forward to when mom and dad would come back..."

"Because I can see them for the first time," she said.

Connor couldn't go to school with them, so she had to wait for them to come back.

The Fuhei siblings go to the same school, so of course they have to go to school together.Tsumiji has a small problem, that is, she likes to stay in bed.

Fu Heihui would keep knocking on the door calmly at first, but Tsumiki inside the door remained silent, and he would always upgrade to knocking on the door in the end, making the sound louder.

It took too long for Tsumiki to wake up today.He knocked for a long time but didn't hear any movement inside, so he turned the doorknob and pushed the door in. He first said hello, "I'm coming in, if you don't get up, you will be late."

Fu Heihui was already dressed neatly and carried her schoolbag.

At this time, Jin Meiji was still lying on the bed, and the movement around her just made her turn over, and said something vaguely in her mouth.

Fu Heihui: "What did you say?"

Tsumiji suddenly shouted: "Salute!"

Fu Heihui: "..."

Tsumiji is the class monitor and is responsible for the slogans shouted every time in class.I'm afraid she just yelled out her sleep because she was sleepy.

Fu Heihui silently turned his head and held back a small laugh.

Jin Meiji was woken up suddenly by herself, and immediately got up in a panic: "What time is it?!"

Fu Heihui immediately corrected his expression and looked down at his watch: "There are only 10 minutes left, it must be too late now."

Although Tsumiki has a precocious personality, she is an elementary school student after all. When she found out that she was going to be late for school, she showed an expression on the verge of tears, "Call me earlier next time."

Fu Heihui: "I've been calling you for a long time, you'll be fine if you don't stay in bed next time."

Tsumiji: "I also want to change... next time, definitely, next time."

Fu Heihui: "..."

Since the start of the new semester, this is the fourth time he has heard "I will definitely next time".

Tsumiji sat up, patted Kang Na who was hugging her, "I'm going to get up, get up first."

Fu Heihui was taken aback for a moment: "Why isn't she in her room?"

Tsumiji: "Just a few days ago, I found her growing in my bed every morning."

In the beginning, Kang Na would hug her little pillow and run over pitifully and stand at her door. If Tsumiji didn't say to sleep together, Kang Na would not leave.After that, even if she didn't say hello before going to bed, Tsumiji would find an extra Kangna in her bed when she woke up.

Connor, who was awakened by the photo, was still getting up and rubbing her eyes in a daze. After getting out of bed, Tsumiki hurriedly changed her clothes, and regretted, "I will definitely correct the problem of staying in bed next time. You can supervise me!"

"Are you sure it's useful?" Fu Heihui had already retreated outside the door, with doubts in his voice.

"Mr. Murakami is still checking at the door today. He is super fierce." Tsumiji is terrified when he thinks about it, and his voice is crying in anxiety, "It would be great if Mr. Gojo was here, and he can teleport there with no lower limit technique .”

Gojo Satoru always leaves the house two hours earlier than them, and they don't meet each other in the morning.

Fu Heihui said coldly: "Don't say stupid things."

"I'll take you to school." Kang Na hadn't woken up yet, her voice was softer and weaker than usual, "You can fly over in the shape of a dragon."

Fu Heihui: "Don't say anything stupid."

Tsumiji turned around.After thinking about it, she was pleasantly surprised as if she saw hope, and her eyes lit up: "Yes!"

Fu Heihui whispered: "...it will be seen by others."

He still doesn't know how to use the account.

"You won't be seen in the air." Tsumiki added uncertainly, "...probably?"

In the yard, there were two little black dots on the furry white dragon.

Two elementary school students tried their best to grab the long white hair on Kang Na's body.

Fu Heihui's face froze, it was the first time he touched Kang Nalong's hair.Because I'm going to be late for school...

The next second, the white wings of a bird stretched out, and the white wings fluttered up and down. The ground was filled with dust. The two primary school students immediately felt a strong air current and had to close their eyes.

"Whoosh-"

The sound of the wind blowing quickly in the ears is like in cartoons.

After Fu Heihui finally adjusted to flying in the air and opened his eyes, he glanced down and saw the Statue of Liberty holding the torch at first sight.

Fu Heihui: "...Isn't this a statue unique to foreign countries?!"

Tsumiki: "...It seems that there are also Tokyo, Osaka, and Aomori in Japan."

Anyway, no matter which one of them...

"Flying too far! It's getting farther and farther away from the school!"

When the three of them finally reached the direction of the school, Kang Na slowed down and recovered her human form while landing on the school's roof.

"There are still 2 minutes!" Tsumiji told her while running, "Kangna, remember to go home early."

Kang Na didn't respond on the spot.

Since I didn't answer, it's not considered a promise!So she didn't lie!

After the two of them had run away, Kang Na turned around, her eyes sparkling and curious, "This is...the school."

Before she could wander around, someone behind her suddenly called her: "Hey! You!"

Connor froze.

The girl behind her raised her voice: "That's right, it's you."

Kang Na didn't dare to move.

It's almost time for class, and there are actually people on this rooftop. Did you see what happened just now?Is the fact that she is a dragon going to be exposed because of sending Fu Hei and the others to school... Kang Na closed her eyes nervously, as if trying not to face the reality.

A girl she didn't know came over and hooked Kang Na's neck carelessly. The first sentence she said was so inexplicable that she seemed to have missed several chapters: "Can you play dodgeball?"

Connor shook her head like a rattle.

"My name is Seo Yuzuki, what's your name?"

"Kona."

Jieyue nodded, and then hooked her neck towards her, with a hearty voice: "No, it's okay, I'll teach you."

Kang Na's chubby face was pressed against hers and was squeezed out of shape. She didn't understand, "Then why did you ask me if I would?"

"I'll just ask, hahahaha." Jieyue scratched her neck nervously, still very hearty, "It's okay, it will be over soon."

In this way, Kang Na was dragged to the playground by Jieyue who had just met.

Kang Na was still thinking about what happened just now, Jieyue didn't say a word about her being able to transform from a dragon into a human.So it should have not been seen?It looks like he didn't cause any trouble.

She breathed a sigh of relief.

Connor asked her, "Why do you play dodgeball?"

"The seniors occupied the field and said that the kid is not allowed to play. I want to play back." Seo walked like a boy, and would put his hands on the back of his head. "It's just that everyone in the class has to go to class, so there is no way to come out." , but I will not simply lose to them like this, at least I have to play one round before we can talk about it.”

When they arrived at the scene, they saw that the opponent Yuzuki Seo was talking about was two heads taller than them, and they were still six boys, who seemed to be at least in the fourth grade.In front of the short Kangna and Seo, the six of them are more like bad-tempered "giant dragons".

When the boys saw the two little girls on the opposite side, they immediately burst into laughter, "Is it just you two? If you admit defeat early, you won't get hurt too much later."

The difference in strength is so obvious, so it's no wonder they reacted this way.

It's a pity that there are two seemingly harmless little girls on the opposite side, one is Seo Yuzuki who got into the boys' football team to beat boys, and the other is Kanna who is the most vicious and evil race.

The senior boys look down on them and give them the chance to serve first.After Seo Yuzuki got the ball, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he directly raised his hand and slammed it on their faces forcefully, and the boy staggered back from being hit.

Jieyue looked back at Kang Na with a hearty smile, and said in a relaxed tone, "It's like this, it's very simple, right?"

She also played this way every time she mixed into the football team, so it is said that she mixed in to beat boys.

Connor nodded without knowing it.

She was actually a little nervous.Of course, it wasn't that he felt that he couldn't beat these little human boys, but that he didn't know if he could control his strength well.

She tried to get back the feeling of playing catch with Fu Heihui last time, and patted it.

The boy on the opposite side saw Kang Na as if he just patted it lightly, but the ball in her hand instantly turned into a meteor as if hitting it at the speed of sound. With a gust of wind, the people around him were instantly dragged back several times by the ball meters, leaving two deep marks on both feet.

This is an exaggeration that only appears in funny comics, right? !

"Wait?! Do you play volleyball like this!"

"Volleyball?" Kang Na turned her head, "Didn't you mean dodgeball?"

The culprit, Yuzuki Seo, imitated the vicissitudes of adults in the TV series, and said in a tone that sees everything: "The destination of all ball games in this world is dodge ball, just smash it." Regardless of the rules, solving the opponent is victory!"

Connor nodded suddenly.

After 3 minutes, the game ended without any suspense.

"You're really good at basketball." Seo walked over and hooked Kang Na's neck, and asked her curiously, "You just turned into a dragon, which class are you in? I don't even have a little impression of you because you are so good." nor."

Kang Na was stunned, and turned her head like a robot: "See?"

Seo said carelessly, "It's such a big one, how could it not be seen?"

Kang Na grabbed her clothes nervously, not knowing what to do.

In the next second, Jieyue said: "You are using the CG mentioned on TV! CG! Or special effects? Anyway, it's amazing!" She showed great admiration for Kang Na who can use special effects.

Kang Na's eyes lit up. Although she didn't know what CG and special effects were, she still felt that it was the dragon's fault that they weren't exposed.So he nodded affirmatively very hard, afraid that Seo would have doubts about her identity in the next second.

Jieyue continued to ask at her own pace: "Since we are all friends, why don't you tell me which class you are in?"

Kang Na's tone was blank: "Friend..."

"Yes, we became friends when I asked your name." Jieyue patted her on the shoulder heartily, "Otherwise, why would I ask you to play ball together."

Jieyue asked her again: "So which class are you in? I'll play with you next time. By the way, I'm in Class 4 a year."

Kona: "..."

Kang Na was silent for a while, then bent down abruptly and walked out of her arms.

Jieyue: "?"

Jieyue hooked her neck again, she was like a vigilant stray cat, Jieyue took a step forward, and she immediately took three quick steps back.

Jieyue grinned and said, "Are you playing police and catching thieves with me?"

Kona: "..."

Seeing her, Yuzuki Seo took a few steps back silently, turned his head, and ran away.

The rough-headed Jieyue didn't notice the expression on Kang Na's face at all, thinking she was playing a game, she ran after her.It's a pity that she couldn't run away from Kang Na, and in the end she could only see the two braids behind Kang Na's back, and her back disappeared quickly.

Seo couldn't catch up, so he decided to sit on the sidelines and wait: "Forget it, I always have to go back to school, I'll catch it at school."

But when she went back, she was caught by the dean instead.

"Do you know what you are supposed to do as a student now?"

"Class." Seo Yuzuki said, "So I'm going to class now."

Then he returned to his class as if nothing had happened in front of the dean.

Dean:?

After Kang Na left school, she didn't turn into a dragon, but kept her human form and ran back home with her head bowed all the way.

Gojo Satoru didn't know why he went home early today. When he saw Kang Na coming back, he asked her, "Where have you been? Let me tell you..."

After seeing Gojo Satoru, Kang Na rushed over and hugged his thigh tightly.

Gojo Satoru bowed his head: "Huh?"

Then, Connor burst into tears.

Gojo Satoru was in a hurry, "Eh? I haven't said anything yet?"

What went wrong with the crazy operation of his brain, did someone tell her that Kamen Rider no longer exists?Damn, I still can't escape pretending to be Masked Superman... I want to call Jie over, I want to lose face and lose face together.

In fact, Kang Na didn't know why she was crying.

When she couldn't answer the questions asked by Jieyue, her heart was like a crumpled paper ball, and she felt very uncomfortable.

It is more uncomfortable than wandering alone in a strange world.

She knew that she was not a student of that school at all, and she might not be able to be friends with Yuzuki.

After seeing Gojo Satoru, the tears that he desperately endured on the road could no longer be restrained, his nose became sore all of a sudden, and he cried out.

Wujo Satoru, who was being held, was in a state of complete bewilderment.

Kang Na cried so badly that he didn't even know where to put his hands.

Gojo Satoru worried: If I told Kang Na at this time that she has been granted a student status and that she will go to school in the future, would she cry even worse?

After all, kids hate school.

The author says:

= Asked my sister to wake up, but my sister replied "salute", which was shared by Megumi Fushiguro cv Uchida Yuma and her sister Uchida Marei when they were young.

I will help you take the exam first.JPG

We live in the same global village with different ancestors and different roots. We all work together to fulfill the dream of reading for cubs of different races.

The following is the announcement list of Kang Najiang's student aid:

Thanks to Gojo Satoru for providing an admission notice;

感谢在2021-12-2720:52:09~2021-12-2917:40:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 1 pieces of Bai Zhilan;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 25 bottles of Changge; 15 bottles of cloud tea; 1 bottle of Spanish orange and Xiaoxiaoer;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

【It's Jieyue www】

【Brother Kao is furious! 】

【Full of Yuichi Nakamura (test.jpg)】

【Ah, how could the real body of the dragon be seen.I remember that in the anime, when Kangna went out to play, she blurred Cai Chuan’s cognition or something (?) so that Cai Chuan couldn’t see Elma’s dragon body, can’t she use it on herself?]

[Too many seiyuu stalks hahaha]

[The weirdness that Kang Na encountered is about to teach her badly]

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooso cute! 】

【Ha ha ha ha】

【Seiyuu meme hahahahaha】

[No one doesn't like ky Jingjie month! (Jieyue pushes online]

[Although, Zelda's boss seems to be a pig]

【Want to see Connor in Wenye】

[Ah, monthly magazines are also available! 】

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