The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

◎Talking in sleep◎

Rimichi Omoteda maintained his professionalism as a host, and invited the little girl who was pointed out to come on stage as a normal procedure of the show.

Kang Na jumped off the chair, couldn't suppress the joy in her heart, and walked towards Big Brother Lidao who was wearing a blue gym suit.

In addition to seeing Big Brother Lidao, you can also talk to Big Brother Lidao on TV!Very good!

When she walked from the stage to the stage, the eyes of the other children who could only sit on the chairs were like a camera, following her back, their eyes were full of envy.

Like a starlet with a spotlight on her body, Kang Na walked onto the stage under the envious eyes of a bunch of children.

After Kang Na walked onto the stage without showing any timidity, her blue eyes flickered, and the vertical pupils of animals were somewhat obvious under the high-intensity lighting of the stage.Kang Na asked him a question sincerely: "Brother Lidao, why did you become friends with the bear husband and the rabbit boy?"

Lidao crashed on the spot.

He actually asked setting questions that no one had thought about as soon as he came up!

Eh?You have to ask why, because it was set like this from the beginning.To be more specific, children's programs need mascots. The director thinks that animals are more likely to be liked by children, so there is a bear man and a rabbit boy.To be more specific about the process... Because if the mascot is not friends with the host, it is difficult to be liked by the children.

In short, it is a false friendship that has been programmed.

Lidao maintained the business model that a children's program host should have, with a stiff smile on his face.

"This is an interesting question. Why do you become friends with animals..." He suddenly fell into a daze like a memory, "In fact, I didn't want to be friends at first, but we were invited to eat hot pot together during the New Year... ...Well...Actually, if you think about it more carefully, it is because of loneliness, no matter who you are, you need friends, and without friends, it is difficult to persevere in this society."

After he spoke, it seemed that some strange switch had been turned on, and he stopped talking in a hanging voice, and his face showed a kind of exhaustion that was full of social animals.

And Fu Heihui in the audience kept frowning and looked at Xiongfu standing behind.

He took a closer look at the bear bear printed on the ticket stub. The trouser legs of the doll outfit were loose, and he saw that the show was deliberately enlarged.But at this moment, the trouser legs of the "bearer" on the stage were partially tight, and even part of the flesh-colored human skin was exposed at the junction of the headgear and the doll outfit.

Fu Heihui said coldly: "That person on the stage is Wutiao."

Tsumiki: "...Eh? Speaking of which, Mr. Gojo hasn't been back for a long time."

Fu Heihui affirmed without any basis: "It's him."

At the end of the children's program, the host will stand at the exit and say goodbye to the children and parents with a warm smile.

Not long after, a black-haired little boy walked in front of Lidao, and suddenly bowed at ninety degrees sincerely, "I'm sorry, my lord has caused you trouble."

Lidao immediately fell into a shock that could not be recovered for a long time.

As the host of a children's program, he actually encountered many emergencies, but this was the first time he encountered a scene where a child apologized to an adult.

"Thank you for your hard work." Lidao not only accepted the apology, but also felt pity in his heart.

Through his social experience, he has seen through it at this time, and his tone is heavy as if prophesying, "That person will definitely push the work on himself to others in the future, and he also said that he is the type to train others."

The young Fu Heihui: "It shouldn't be... right?"

He said this uncertainly, but an adult version of Gojo Satoru suddenly popped up in his mind asking him to help with desserts...

Eh...why dessert?

When Fu Heihui and Lidao finished talking and went out, they saw Kang Na and Tsu Miki stopped at the same time and looked at the river bank, not knowing what they were looking at.

He walked over and found that a male star was being interviewed.

Connor said blankly, "Flip."

To the name of the TV drama character he acted in many years ago, the male star turned his head: "Thank you."

Although there is no Santa Claus in this world, it seems that Kamen Rider is real.

Gojo Satoru and Kanna are playing games.

Gojo Gojo sat paralyzed on the sofa with a lollipop in his mouth. He maintained this undisciplined state and had already won six rounds in a row against Kanna.His crushing in game experience and skills did not affect Wujo Satoru's attitude towards playing games because of child-loving and racial factors.

Fu Heihui on the side glanced at the result projected on the screen, and whispered: "The determination to win is too strong."

The two-player game he and Kanna played was a cooperative type, with no winners or losers.The game Gojo Satoru played was a duel between two people, there must be a winner or loser between the two, and Gojo Satoru had no intention of letting Kanna at all.

The silver-haired high school student caught his casual complaints. He took down the lollipop in his mouth, stood on the moral high ground, and taught Fu Heihui a serious lesson: "School is about to start, the guy who makes up for the winter vacation homework, please be serious." , don’t use two things at once.”

Fu Heihui: "..."

He silently bowed his head and continued to make up a lot of homework for the winter vacation that had been missed due to spell training.

Gojo Satoru and Kanna played karts at the end. When Kanna played, her body couldn't help but sway left and right following the direction of the car's curve in the game. Although she was very involved in the game, she still lost in the end.At this time, she was as exhausted as a racing driver who participated in six races, and she collapsed on the carpet.

Gojo Satoru: "Do you want to know how to win?"

Kang Na, who had collapsed on the carpet, instantly revived with full blood, and her eyes were filled with anticipation to see what secrets Wujo Wu could teach that she didn't know.

Under her expectant gaze, Gojo Satoru said mysteriously: "The so-called big moves must be shouted out! The name of the move needs to be shouted out to be effective!"

Fu Heihui couldn't stand listening to his nonsense, so he stopped writing and turned his head: "Don't teach her strange..."

Wujo Wu gave an example to supplement his logical basis, "Look at how loudly Hui calls the jade dog every time he wants to summon the jade dog."

Fu Heihui's face turned red instantly.Crimson quickly climbed up to the base of his ears, and his whole body burned as if he had been placed in a steam oven.He grabbed his winter vacation homework book and didn't want to stay here any longer. The background of leaving seemed to be in a hurry.

Kanna looked at Gojo Satoru adoringly, and nodded vigorously believing it was true.

A few days later, Gojo Satoru heard Kanna who was sleeping on the sofa talking in her sleep.

Wujo Wujo covered his mouth and snickered: "I'm calling the name of the move, super cute."

Fu Heihui: "..."

"I'm going to take a video and leave it for her to watch later."

Ever since Gojo Satoru started raising children, he had a "foresighted" phone with a photo album called "Black History".

With a smirk on his face, he picked up his phone and aimed at Kang Na on the sofa.Refill your stockpile with future ammo for hitting a child to shame.

On the screen of the mobile phone, Kang Na, whose eyes were closed, muttered in a low voice in a daze, and suddenly frowned. She couldn't tell the difference between dream and reality, and raised her hands and feet in the air for a while. , and blurted out the dream words: "Down with Gojo Satoru!"

The smile on Gojo Satoru's face froze instantly when he was doing something bad.

Fu Heihui at the side: "..."

Gojo Satoru kept holding the mobile phone in his hand, turned his head to look at Fu Heihui stiffly, and said incredulously, "I...couldn't I...be hated?"

Fu Heihui didn't answer.

She turned her head silently, avoiding his sight.

The author says:

jjxx said in the theater version of the question and answer that before 285, he rented a house outside. Because of frequent business trips, he also had a room in the high school of magic.

But what does this have to do with 195 (cover your ears as if you don’t know)

Call the actor Philip, and the actor turned back and responded that it was true.Videos can be found online.

The following is the list of people who heard Kang Nachan talking in her sleep

感谢在2021-12-2618:00:38~2021-12-2720:52:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Bai Zhilan 1 piece;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Baizhilan;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles called Dad; 1 bottle of Maomao Latte, Xia Yuhua, and Sweet Natural Roll;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

【So cute~】

【Hahahahahaha, the elder brother is a god-man】

【Oh oh oh oh!blast!trump card! 】

[It's so cute, I like it so much, did you update it today?more.Has the nutrient solution been watered?watered. 】

【Oh oh oh, I've seen that video before!It's just a little kid calling out to Philip and he turns his head and says "hi, yes" with a smile]

[Soda's interview was called Philip by the child, it seems to be true, right?]

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