The horn I hold says I am Bai Yueguang

As early as [-] years ago, Gu Baoshen, the grandfather of Gu Heliang's family, made a comprehensive renovation and rectification of the large courtyard house at home, and used it as a residence and a school for some unmarried students of Xiyuan Society.

Now that folk arts are in decline, people who grew up in the courtyard in the past have their own places to go, and the number of people who live in the old house is getting rarer and rarer. Only the immediate relatives of the Gu family come back to live occasionally, or they come to Beijing to perform Members of the single Xiyuan Club stay for a few days.

But whether it is a long-term stay or a short-term stay, as long as you are under the watchful eyes of the old man Gu Baoshen, you have to follow the rules of playing children's art, get up at 05:30 in the morning, go to the outer courtyard, and practice Guankou standing in a row.

Mr. Gu's request is very tricky, he will let these people stick a piece of tissue paper on the wall, and start to slap their mouths when they face each other. When the paper is soaked with foam, it can be regarded as a level of skill.It's not over yet, until after a day of practice, the facial tissue is dry from beginning to end, and it's in place.

Now among the brothers of Xi Yuan Society, Gu Heliang is the only one who can do it.

Later, Mr. Gu didn't care about things when he got old, and most of the time it was Gu Heliang who took care of trivial matters.He made some changes to the old rules, and eased the requirement of oral comprehension in the morning, but added an evening class before going to bed, and he had to memorize a few paragraphs before going to bed as usual.Even the older ones need to obey the rules, let alone Gu Nian, who is supposed to practice boy skills well.

Gu Heliang and the others returned to Gu's house from Arong Restaurant, just in time for Gu Nian to stand by the wall with his back to the mouth, but with his head down, he didn't know what he was looking at furtively, the dim light of the phone was quite conspicuous in the dark night .

Meng Chunyang made a "shh" gesture to everyone, walked quietly to Gu Nian's side on his feet, patted Gu Nian's shoulder suddenly, and shouted at the same time, "I've got you!"

"Ah!" The sudden coldness made Gu Nian almost drop his phone in fright, holding the phone with lingering fear, and seeing that it was Meng Chunyang, he became bolder, "What are you doing, don't be a human being?"

"What are you peeking at? Show me!" Meng Chunyang was not a few years older than Gu Nian, and he was familiar with his peers, so he extended his hand politely.

"I won't show you." Gu Nian put the phone behind her back.

"Senior Brother He Liang, look, Gu Nian was distracted while practicing!" Meng Chunyang smiled and turned Gu Nian's shoulders, so that he could see Gu Heliang who was standing not far away.

Only then did Gu Nian realize that Gu Heliang was there, and his little face drooped immediately.If you commit this kind of style problem in front of the junior uncle, in addition to the indispensable lecture, the mobile phone must be confiscated for at least three days, and it must be under the condition of practicing hard.

He was so angry that he gave Meng Chunyang a gouged look, stepped forward and handed the phone to Gu Heliang, and bowed his head to admit his mistake, "Little uncle..."

Zhou Heyun next to him has always been a peacemaker, so in order to ease the atmosphere, he interjected and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"I'm watching a hip-hop teacher's video." Gu Nian pouted, "My little uncle won't let me learn, I've been addicted to doing it."

Gu Heliang took the phone and glanced at the content on the screen. It was a chat group called "G-Dance", and the members in the group were boasting about Bert's peerless dance moves.

Bert... Gu Heliang remembered that the girl next to Li Yu called him that, it seemed to be Li Yu's English name.

"There will be no next time." Gu Heliang put away Gu Nian's cell phone, "Let's leave after practicing Guankou." After finishing speaking, he walked to his room.

I was mentally prepared for Gu Heliang to reprimand Gu Nian, but I only confiscated the phone, and the whole process ended with thunder and rain.Not only did Gu Nian feel flustered, but the others were also at a loss.

"Brother, are you... mad?"

"Leave so plainly? It's over, Xiao Nian'er, just wait, Senior Brother He Liang will definitely remember it for you, and someday I will skin you and cramp you as a sacrifice to the ancestor~~" Meng Chunyang smiled gloatingly, and finally He also sang a few lines in an operatic tone, "Seek yourselves~ Bless you!"

"Stop making trouble, and go to bed after practicing." Zhou Heyun helplessly supported his forehead, dismissed them, and also tore apart Gu Nian and Meng Chunyang, who were about to fight, and carried them back to their respective bedrooms one by one.

Gu Heliang was indeed not as calm and breezy as he seemed on the surface, but the reason was different from what his brothers had guessed.

Gu Heliang went back to the house, didn't have time to turn on the light, turned straight into the study and closed the door, sat at the desk, and took out the cell phone that was just confiscated.Because he bought it for Gu Nian, he can unlock it with his own fingerprint.

He clicked into WeChat, and did not look at Gu Nian's other chats, but directly entered the "G-Dance" group, and found the latest video from the historical news.

Sure enough, as he thought, it was Li Yu's dancing video.

His finger stayed on the screen for a long time, and then forwarded the video to his WeChat, and deleted the forwarding record at the same time.After finishing all this, Gu Heliang put the phone in the desk drawer, and let out a long sigh of relief.

Then, as if nothing had happened, he practiced Kankou normally for a while, wrote a new piece of work, kept a diary, washed and took a bath, followed his usual schedule, and turned on the bedside lamp on time at 10:30 in the evening , lying on the bed——

Click on the new WeChat message from "Gu Nian" two hours ago.

The dynamic music was transmitted to the ears through the AirPods, causing Gu Heliang to turn down the sound uncomfortably.

In the video, Li Yu was wearing a gray-blue loose short-sleeved shirt with a short hem and a pair of milky-white overalls, which would reveal his waist as soon as he raised his hand.

Gu Heliang didn't pay attention at first, but during the interlude, the female singer in the background music was humming in a nasal voice, and Li Yu made a movement of moving his hands up from his chest, and finally appeared on the top of his head.The camera also adjusted its angle from far to near, from bottom to top as he moved, and clearly recorded Li Yu's exposed waistline as his body stretched.

Gu Heliang immediately touched the screen lightly, the music stopped abruptly, and Li Yu was still there, only the frozen eyes were still full of emotion.

The dim bedside lamp only illuminates the corner of the bed, and the rest of the dark night corners seem to hide hidden emotions that cannot be explained clearly.

Logically speaking, Beijing should not be so hot when spring comes in March.

The drunkenness that had dissipated seemed to come back, urging the dizziness to climb to the top of his head.Gu Heliang lifted the quilt, got up and got out of bed, poured a cup of herbal tea from the teapot in front of the table and drank it.And that was not enough, he reached out and unbuttoned the top button of the collar of the dark blue pajamas.The Adam's apple was stirred up and down by the cool night wind, and only then did he feel a bit refreshed on his neck.

He stood still for a moment, returned to the bed, exited the video interface, and saw Li Yu's new message 2 minutes ago.After they exchanged phone numbers in the afternoon, they added WeChat naturally.

Gu Heliang's WeChat avatar is a cursive "Gu" character, while Li Yu is wearing a photo of himself as a tourist, smiling very brightly at the camera.

Li Yu first sent a greeting cat emoji, and then asked: [Boss Gu, may I ask, will you go to Sanlitun to perform tomorrow? 】

Li Yu didn't expect Gu Heliang to reply soon: [Yes. 】

[That's great, I see there are still tickets left online, let's buy them now! 】

After Li Yu finished typing this line, he saw that "the other party is typing" was always displayed at the top of the dialog box, but after waiting for half a minute, a word was sent: [Okay. 】

He scratched his head and replied: [Then I won’t disturb your rest, good night, see you tomorrow~]

Then I received a short two-word reply: [Good night. 】

Li Yu counted and said four words to him in total.I heard those fans say that Gu Heliang doesn't talk much in private, and he doesn't like others to provoke him, it seems to be true.

But Li Yu didn't care.There is nothing wrong with Jiao'er only focusing on his own business, the flowers of the high mountains are better than showing mercy everywhere.

But Li Yu never expected that after chatting with him, Gao Lingzhihua clicked on the video of him dancing the girl group dance again.

On the second day, at 55:[-] a.m., several people were standing or squatting in the outer courtyard of the Gu family's house, trying to whisper, but actually having a heated discussion.

Meng Chunyang yelled, "It's strange, it's so strange! Brother He Liang hasn't left the house yet? Haven't you heard anything?"

"Could it be that you drank too much last night?"

"Impossible! I didn't drink much at all, besides, my brother's drinking capacity is enough."

In the end, Zhou Heyun made up his mind, "In the past ten years, regardless of the wind or rain, He Liang will get up at 05:30 to practice Guankou. Are you sick? Let's go in and have a look."

Just when they were thinking of pushing the door open, the door of Gu Heliang's room opened.The glare of the sun fell into the room, and the person in the center of the topic narrowed his eyes a little tiredly, and after a while, he saw clearly that several senior brothers were silently staring at him.

"what happened?"

"Brother, are you okay?" Meng Chunyang asked cautiously.

"It's okay, what's the matter with me?" Gu Heliang said, "Mr. Gu went out for a walk?"

Everyone looked at Gu Heliang's dark eye circles, and nodded slowly.

Young birthday!Boss Gu, who works like a clock, stayed up late last night!

Everyone was curious about what happened, but no one dared to ask.

"By the way." Gu Heliang said indifferently, "Who is the one who yelled at Gao Xin and them today?"

"Brother, it's me." A small middle-aged man in the crowd raised his hand and said.

Gu Heliang made arrangements: "Guo Xinliang, you and I will go to Nanjing for a job in two days. You guys will continue to grind it out in private, and don't do it today. Boss Zhou and I will save up and talk about new jobs."

"Okay." Although it was a bit sudden, Guo Xinliang agreed.

Even at the Spring Festival Gala, it is common to change the program temporarily, not to mention that in the cross talk garden, whoever goes up and who goes down is just a word from the person in charge.

But Meng Chunyang came to his senses first, "Brother, didn't you say yesterday that you can't drink when there is a performance the next day!?"

Gu Heliang said: "I didn't have it when I drank it yesterday."

Everyone: "..." What an impeccable strong word!

Meng Chunyang jumped, "The state officials are only allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps!"

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Guankou: A common form of expression in crosstalk, speaking a paragraph of words in one go and rhythmically