Boss, I was wrong!

"Shi Mengfan took off his clothes and went straight into the bathroom, while Huang Xiaomu went into the bedroom, rummaged through the closet and took out a pair of red underpants ==

There was constant sound of water in the bathroom, and Huang Xiaomu stood sleepily at the door of the bathroom, waiting for the boss to change his clothes.

I don't know how long it took, Shi Mengfan finally walked out of the bathroom wearing a towel and ordered, "Underwear."

"Here." Huang Xiaomu respectfully handed the red underwear to Shi Mengfan, with a pious expression on his face.

Shi Mengfan looked at the colorless red underwear in his hand in disbelief and frowned: "Is there any other color?"

Huang Xiaomu shook his head: "Boss, this is the only color. I only bought two pieces for ten yuan when the supermarket couldn't sell them for a discount."

018 Rhythm of Unspoken Rules

"Grass!" Shi Mengfan looked like he had eaten shit, then strode to the bedroom and rummaged through the closet.

Ten minutes later, Shi Mengfan was completely speechless looking at the twenty or so red underwear on the ground...

"You, take off your pants." Shi Mengfan ordered to Huang Xiaomu.

Is Nima really wanting the unspoken rhythm?Huang Xiaomu looked at the sky pitifully and speechless, but he still untied his belt.

He took off his pants little by little with trembling fingers, but he kept despising himself in his heart. He threw away all the chrysanthemums in order to keep his job. He should be cast aside by people all over the world. He has lowered the overall quality of the Chinese people. Although he scolded himself in his heart, he didn't stop the movements of his hands at all. After a while, he was already standing naked in front of Shi Mengfan.

Shi Mengfan looked at him helplessly, and the corners of his eyes twitched: "I just want to see what your underwear looks like, why are you taking it off so clean?" While talking, he also saw Huang Xiaomu's red underwear as he wished. I expected it!Who is this!

Shi Mengfan fell down on the bed in grief and slapped the pillow hard, and then countless duck feathers flew out in an instant... It was as lonely as snow!

"Boss, are you swollen?" Huang Xiaomu obviously didn't expect that this was a massacre caused by countless pairs of red underwear, and asked in a very puzzled manner.

"Do you really not have a pair of underwear of other colors?" Shi Mengfan asked without giving up, knowing that he was talking nonsense.

"Boss...do you really care about the inside so much? People on Earth don't have clairvoyant eyes, so you won't be discovered. Could it be that you are Superman and plan to wear your underwear on the outside? Besides, even if you are Superman, The underwear should indeed be red, what's the problem?" Huang Xiaomu said in a ignorant manner, but there was a profound truth in his words.

Shi Mengfan gritted his teeth and nodded, then changed into red underwear at a very low price.

After a night of nothing, Shi Mengfan woke up at seven o'clock the next day, and when he walked out of the bedroom, he saw Huang Xiaomu was bringing breakfast to the table.

"You did it?" Shi Mengfan raised his eyebrows.

Huang Xiaomu smiled, his eyes were bent into crescent moons, and he was a little cute: "Of course, why don't we wait for you, the boss, to make breakfast for the younger brother?"

Shi Mengfan went straight to the table without saying a word, then picked up a peeled egg and threw it directly into his mouth. He ate the egg very fast, from the time the egg touched his teeth to the time the egg disappeared from his mouth, it took about a few minutes. to five seconds.

Shi Mengfan licked the corner of his mouth and said with satisfaction: "I didn't expect to be really familiar."

Huang Xiaomu stood opposite him with a plate and his face was a little livid: "Is this me like an idiot who can't even boil an egg?"

"It's quite similar." Shi Mengfan nodded calmly and reached out to grab another egg, but Huang Xiaomu slapped his arm: "Go wash your face and brush your teeth! Be careful what bacteria you eat and die right away!"

Shi Mengfan shrugged and finally disappeared from Huang Xiaomu's sight.

Huang Xiaomu poked the egg fiercely with a chopstick, but felt that Shi Mengfan's noble and glamorous image in his heart had already collapsed ==

And Shi Mengfan was completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem and brushed his teeth while humming a song, so the boss who didn't realize it really couldn't hurt him.

Although he has seen through the essence of the boss, Huang Xiaomu still wants to mess with Shi Mengfan, there is no way he can start from a high level, Shi Mengfan is the boss of a gang, and Huang Xiaomu is just a little bastard who hasn't gotten his way yet!

019 Guaranteed to be late

After eating, Huang Xiaomu stood up straight away: "I'll go first, Boss, eat slowly by yourself."

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Shi Mengfan raised his eyebrows and slowly picked up a deep-fried dough stick.

"Go to school!" Huang Xiaomu remained expressionless.

"What time is it?" Shi Mengfan looked at the clock.

"I'm catching the bus!" Huang Xiaomu's face was filled with embarrassment.

"I'll drive you there today, let's go together after I finish eating." Shi Mengfan said with a gentle face, but there was an order in his tone that could not be doubted.

In fact, it wasn't that he deliberately spoke to Huang Xiaomu in this commanding tone, but a habit he had developed as a superior over the years.

However, when Huang Xiaomu heard this, he leaned against the wall in desperation, and promised to be late today, it's all right!

"Boss, can we eat quickly? Can we stop being so full of Li Qingzhao's aura?" Huang Xiaomu looked at the second hand of the clock on the wall and was very anxious. Always take a sip and then shake your head, it's more worrying than his fucking Lafite!

"Okay." Seeing Huang Xiaomu's expression, the boss finally threw the fritters in his hand, put on his coat and walked out the door.

Seeing him finally walk out of the corridor, Huang Xiaomu let out a long sigh of relief in his heart, and put his palms together in a gesture of thanking Jesus.

Although Shi Mengfan eats slowly, he drives at a super fast speed. He has already driven several streets in less than a while. Seeing the relative distance between himself and the school getting closer and closer, Huang Xiaomu's heart is very excited.

However, at this moment, Shi Mengfan stepped on the gas pedal abruptly and uttered a national curse: "You idiot!"

"What's the matter, Boss?" Huang Xiaomu was a little surprised because the car had already driven to another road at this time: "Boss, you are going the wrong way."

Shi Mengfan didn't speak but just raised his chin backwards.

Huang Xiaomu turned his head and saw an Alto closely following them, and two human heads and two black gun barrels protruded from the side window of Alto...

"Boss, is this going to fight?" Huang Xiaomu asked cautiously.

"Of course not!" Shi Mengfan pursed his lips and replied unhappily.

"...What is that?" Huang Xiaomu looked at Shi Mengfan with big ignorant eyes.

"Group fight!" Shi Mengfan cursed angrily: "Huang Xiaomu, do you have a brain hole? Let me tell you that there is only a big machete under the car seat, and nothing else. What are we going to fight with them? You Even if you have three heads and six arms, bullets won't be able to punch holes in your body!"

Just as he was talking, the people in Autuoli behind had already shot. Shi Mengfan turned the steering wheel and the bullet hit the rear of the car with a spark.

"What a real gun!" Huang Xiaomu finally realized.

"Could it be that someone is playing house with you with a squirt gun?" Shi Mengfan was helpless and threw the phone out of his pocket: "Call someone and immediately!"

"Okay." Huang Xiaomu blinked and started calling, and the call was quickly connected Huang Xiaomu immediately said, "Hello, is that the police uncle?"

What the hell!

Shi Mengfan could not wait to throw Huang Xiaomu out, he grabbed the phone and cursed again: "Brother, have you ever seen gang fights and dial 110 for help?"

Huang Xiaomu: "......"

020 The Superman We Chased Together in Those Years

Seeing Huang Xiaomu's demented expression, Shi Mengfan could only shake his head and sigh that the child is hopeless, then dialed out a phone and yelled directly: "Beside the Black Pool Cafe on Guangming Road, bring the guy here."

Before waiting for the person on the other side to answer, Shi Mengfan hung up the phone directly and drove the car to the extreme speed.

Although the performance of the Alto is not good, the driver is obviously a veteran and has a desperate attitude. Shi Mengfan observes the situation on the opposite side through the rearview mirror and feels that if there is a stone on the road at this moment, the Alto behind will definitely fly out, because The car is a little wobbly now.

At this time, several shots were fired in succession, and the glass behind was directly shattered into countless spider web patterns.

"Fuck. He. Mom!" Huang Xiaomu was a little upset because this was the first time he felt a threat to his life from foreign things.

"Damn it, this is the first time I feel danger except when I competed with other brothers in swimming more than ten years ago!" Huang Xiaomu cursed and pulled out the big knife from under the car seat.

"What are you doing?" Shi Mengfan asked a little depressed.

"Why?" Huang Xiaomu smiled contemptuously: "Of course I did it to them!" While talking, his hand holding the machete tightened again.

"You're crazy!" Shi Mengfan wanted to stop him: "If you get out of the car and kill them now, you will definitely be killed by bullets, do you believe it?"

"Damn, who said I'm going to get out of the car and chop them up?" Huang Xiaomu raised his eyebrows.

"Brother, this kind of melee weapon can only attack melee. Could it be that you want to use this thing as a dart and throw it?" Shi Mengfan was helpless, if possible, he really wanted to pry this man's head Open it and see what's inside!

"Yeah, I just want to use this thing as a dart, it's very useful." Huang Xiaomu smiled harmlessly and looked very serious