Boss, I was wrong!

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"Don't think about what you have and what you don't have. In a word, do you want to invite me to a meeting?" Shi Mengfan interrupted Huang Xiaomu's words and narrowed his eyes to look at him, but his eyes were full of threats, as if saying that you would die if you refused. deal!

"Of course I want to! I really want to!"

Huang Xiaomu nodded resolutely with a bitter face, the evil capitalism should be dragged out and shot for 10 minutes! ! !

"In this case, I'll grant your little wish." Shi Mengfan smiled very cheaply and got out of the car leisurely.

Huang Xiaomu walked to the door with some resignation and opened the door. Shi Mengfan stood at the door and looked at the house, then clicked his tongue a little dissatisfied: "Huang Xiaomu, you are too miserable, this wall hasn't been scratched for many years I understand, the scratches on the sofa are comparable to shredded potatoes, and the floor, your sister's style is from the 80s of last century, right?"

Huang Xiaomu scratched his head in embarrassment: "It's still the same sentence, no money."

"It's really embarrassing for the gangsters." Shi Mengfan pursed his lips in depression and then suddenly said: "What do your parents do?"

After these words were finished, the two of them fell into silence. Seeing that Huang Xiaomu was silent, Shi Mengfan looked back at him, but found that Huang Xiaomu's face was not very good-looking.

"..." Shi Mengfan opened his mouth but didn't speak, but Huang Xiaomu smiled wryly: "I'm gone, I'm the only one in my family."

Shi Mengfan turned around and rubbed his hair: "It's okay, wasn't it because I didn't meet you, Brother Fan? Believe me, Brother Fan, it's okay."

Huang Xiaomu looked at him and then gently raised a smile. His smile was so clean and pure that Shi Mengfan was slightly distracted. He had seen too many people, and his eyes were too cloudy......

Lonely men and widowed men are really boring. Shi Mengfan sat at the table and looked at Huang Xiaomu with burning eyes: "Don't you think we should do something?"

Huang Xiaomu was a little depressed. Did the boss want to take advantage of the dead of night and the bright moon to sneak in and rule himself?Nima herself doesn't have big boobs, buttocks, or beautiful eyes, which is unscientific!

"For example?" Huang Xiaomu pretended not to understand the style.

"Like watching something interesting." Shi Mengfan said solemnly, but added in a very wretched way in his heart: What is Master Cang's latest masterpiece, Namuyou retro movies and so on.

In fact, Shi Mengfan's thinking is very simple, that is, he wants to watch AV, because he is a noble and glamorous boss outside, and a considerate brother at home, so it is difficult for him to have alone time under these two identities Come to watch Japanese blockbusters, learn science and technology, master management experience and promote international exchanges.

So at this moment, he suddenly came up with this idea, but Shi Mengfan is a master in the field of pretending to be a bastard, and he really cares about face. Guiding Huang Xiaomu Shangdao to take the initiative to propose and then reluctantly agree, this will make him appear to be particularly high-end and high-end, which is simply extremely serious!

However, Huang Xiaomu is just a wooden fish head. He can't communicate with Shi Boss on the spiritual level. Even when he saw Shi Mengfan blinking at him, he still didn't react. Instead, he sat opposite Shi Mengfan very worriedly and asked very cautiously. : "Boss, what's wrong with your eyes? I have eye drops here that will shine with a single drop, and the quality and effect are absolutely guaranteed. Do you want to try it?"

016 Happy and Big Big Wolf

Shi Mengfan wanted to slap Huang Xiaomu twice, but he still suppressed the resentment in his heart and looked at Huang Xiaomu with a smile: "My eyes are fine, but I think we should really watch something 'interesting'."

Shi Mengfan bit the three words 'interesting' hard on purpose, showing an expression that you know even a man can understand.

"Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf seem to have released a new one. It's quite funny to watch the advertisement, why don't we watch it?" Huang Xiaomu looked at Shi Mengfan very purely and didn't expect the wretchedness and corruption in the other party's heart.

Shi Mengfan was so anxious that he wanted to slap his thighs, but the smile was still on his face, which was so hypocritical that he deserved a beating: "Can you not watch such immature things, I am an adult, an adult! So it is natural to watch things in the adult world, you know."

Shi Mengfan lowered his face and felt that he could no longer understand what he said this time.

Huang Xiaomu rubbed his chin and then suddenly raised his head to look at Shi Mengfan: "Boss, do you want to watch ghost movies? Just say it after watching a ghost movie. Why are you pretending to be reserved. Ghost movies use a kind of power of nothingness Shaping the ugliness of human nature so as to achieve the effect of purifying people's hearts is definitely very advanced and very suitable for adults like you to watch."

"...Okay." Shi Mengfan's face was very ugly. He didn't expect that such rotten wood existed in the world, so he no longer had hope for Huang Xiaomu, watching Huang Xiaomu play a ghost movie very depressedly.

Huang Xiaomu turned off the light in the room and sat behind Shi Mengfan very seriously. Shi Mengfan sneered and looked at him: "Why are you so nervous?"

"I...I'm afraid." Huang Xiaomu even wanted to put his head into Shi Mengfan's neck: "I never watch these things when I'm alone at home. This time, I will risk my life to accompany the boss!"

What Huang Xiaomu said was particularly tragic, especially the Five Heroes of Langya Mountain, but Shi Mengfan rolled his eyes and complained silently: Damn, do you think he is willing to watch ghost movies in the middle of the night? IQ, and brother, please, the movie hasn’t started yet, the female ghost hasn’t appeared yet, and the KFC advertisement is still playing on the screen, is there any reason for that?

Although there is a ballsy displeasure in my heart, I don't know why Shi Mengfan felt very relieved when seeing Huang Xiaomu shrinking behind him timidly like a mouse, even if he turned into ashes, he would never forget the last time he was rescued by Huang Xiaomu How embarrassing it was at the time, so he must win back his face, otherwise he would be ashamed of his noble and glamorous attributes.

Shi Mengfan stared blankly at the dark scene on the screen, feeling the faint sense of happiness that Huang Xiaomu was pulling him to shiver, and then suddenly said in a particularly spoiled way: "Hey, do you have beer at home? The whole two small dishes are amazing." Is it successful? Horror movies are really hypnotic!"

Hearing what Shi Mengfan said, Huang Xiaomu immediately pressed the pause button with relief and turned on the light. Shi Mengfan glanced at him only to find that his palms were covered in sweat and his face turned pale.

"So timid?" Shi Mengfan smiled and looked at him.

Huang Xiaomu took a deep breath: "When I was very young, I was alone. In the middle of the night, I always had nightmares and when I was awakened, there was no one around me, so...so I have to turn all the lights on every day. Open it to go to sleep, of course I dare not watch horror movies!" He smiled wryly while talking.

Shi Mengfan reached out and patted his shoulder but didn't speak.

017 Evil capitalists will never understand the sorrow of common people

Huang Xiaomu took out a case of beer from the refrigerator and walked to the kitchen. After a while, the sound of cooking came from the kitchen.

Shi Mengfan pushed open the kitchen door and walked in, then said curiously: "Do you know how to cook?"

Huang Xiaomu glanced at him indifferently: "If I don't know how to cook, why don't I go to your house for dinner?"

"Haha, I have no objection." Shi Mengfan looked at him with a doting smile.

"The key is that I didn't know you before." Huang Xiaomu sighed a little sadly.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not good, Shi Mengfan made a joke: "Can you eat the food you made?"

"It should be possible, anyway, I'm already this tall." Huang Xiaomu shrugged.

"Don't make it too rich, it's good to have a few dishes, or I'll be embarrassed, boss." Shi Mengfan said very shamelessly, then turned around and was about to leave.

Huang Xiaomu looked at his back and sighed sadly: "Damn it, who said that I want to make it so rich, I only wanted to make scrambled eggs with persimmons, but this time I want to make one more! Damn it! Capitalists will never understand the sorrow of common people..."

Shi Mengfan suddenly sneezed while drinking wine in the living room.

Huang Xiaomu's cooking was quick and within a short while, he brought out a plate of scrambled eggs with persimmons and a plate of stir-fried kidneys.

Instead of watching the horror movie, they drank directly. The two of them drank too much at the food stall, and now they drank half a case of wine and almost felt a little dizzy when they walked.

"Boss, you drank too much..." Although Huang Xiaomu said so, he poured another glass of wine for Shi Mengfan. Shi Mengfan looked at him with straight eyes, and drank the wine again.

Huang Xiaomu drank no less than Shi Mengfan, seeing that Shi Mengfan's cup was empty, he subconsciously added more wine to him, but Huang Xiaomu was sleepy but a little confused.In this way, I don't know how long it took, Huang Xiaomu fell headlong on the table and went to a date with Zhou Ding.

And Shi Mengfan saw him lie down and fell asleep directly on the sofa.

However, at two o'clock in the middle of the night, Huang Xiaomu was suddenly awakened by Shi Mengfan's vomiting. When Huang Xiaomu opened his eyes, he saw that Shi Mengfan had vomited all over his body, and he was very embarrassed.

"Is there hot water?" Shi Mengfan blinked and looked at Huang Xiaomu pitifully.

"...Yes." Huang Xiaomu nodded.

"Do you have any clothes?" Shi Mengfan continued to dazzle, and even sniffed, making him even more pitiful and pitiful.

"...Yes." Huang Xiaomu continued to nod.

"Do you have underwear?" Shi Mengfan still looked at him.

"...Yes." Huang Xiaomu still nodded.

"That's good.