Boss, I was wrong!

Xiaomu hurriedly grabbed Shi Mengfan's arm: "For example, it took Min Haoxuan more than 20 minutes to go to the toilet last time. If he didn't smoke in the toilet, I suspect he might have constipation. Boss, do you think I should buy it for him as the back table?" How many bags of Bishengyuan sausage tea?!"

Before Shi Mengfan could answer, Huang Xiaomu suddenly had a flash of inspiration and continued: "There is also a possibility that he found that there was no paper after he defecated, so he spent 10 to [-] minutes under the action of the wind to dry the poop that was originally a mixture of solid and liquid into a solid!"

"Huang Xiaomu, what the hell are you going to do?" Shi Mengfan's eyes were already burning, and then he glanced at the bosses of the halls and said with a gloomy expression: "You go back first, I am embarrassed to use it in front of you!" If the violence is too bloody and scares you, it’s not good, not to mention that the family ugliness should not be exposed. You know that this kid has a problem with IQ, I have to beat his head to make him smarter!

"Then let's go, Boss, I wish you... Have a good time!" Wang Yu said with some embarrassment, then took the lead and ran downstairs.

"Wang Yu, what do you mean by that just now? The boss is obviously about to beat up that unlucky boy, how can he still have fun?" Li Dong asked the question as soon as he entered the elevator.

"Are you stupid that you don't even understand this?" Wang Yu was a little worried about Li Dong's IQ.

"We don't understand either!" The other cousins ​​also looked at Wang Yu ignorantly.

"You are all stupid." Wang Yu concluded.

"What exactly do you mean?" Li Dong's curiosity was the strongest in the entire Fengyun Gang.

Wang Yu pursed her lips and then suddenly said in a mysterious low voice: "I suspect there is an affair between the boss and Huang Xiaomu."

"What do you mean?" The curious baby Li Dong widened his eyes as if he saw some spectacle: "You mean they are together?"

"Of course." Wang Yu punched him on the forehead: "It doesn't even show that you don't even have the ability to perceive words and emotions. How did you get into the position of big brother?"

"But they are all men!" Li Dong was still shocked.

"What's wrong with the man?"

Wang Yubai took a look at him and began to popularize it.Basic culture: "True love can transcend life and death and transcend gender. A man and a woman are for the purpose of breeding a man and a man is true love! Moreover, the base has also complied with the family planning policy and the historical trend of reform and opening up for the motherland. Countless contributions!"

What Wang Yu said was impassioned, and Li Dong asked with some tingling in his scalp: "Could it be that you like men too?"

"How is that possible!" Wang Yu looked at Li Dong furiously as soon as Li Dong mentioned himself, he immediately revealed: "A man has no breasts, no butt, no butt, and a leg with such thick voice and stubble. How can I like a man?"

"Then why do you know so much about this?" Li Dong kept a distance from Wang Yu, obviously disbelieving what he said.

Wang Yu noticed the subtle movements of the other party and the corners of his eyes twitched: "Brother, you don't have to stay so far away from me, right? Even if I really like men, I wouldn't look for a muscular man like you, okay?"

Li Dong was a little embarrassed to be seen through by the other party, but he still kept a serious face: "Don't change the subject, answer my question quickly, or be careful, I will call 110 to call the police!" Li Dong looked at Wang Yu nervously Make up a series of scenes of Wang Yu throwing himself to the ground ooxx and xxoo in the narrow elevator relying on his own stature == it is simply too scary! !

Holy crap!Wang Yu wanted to burst into tears, wouldn't it be illegal to be gay? What's more, his sexual orientation is normal!

But looking at the serious expression on the other party's face, Wang Yu couldn't scold him. He just shrugged his shoulders: "Xiaochen is writing a Tanmei novel recently, which is this kind of novel with a basic theme. A certain celebrity said that he needs to understand a person's heart." First of all, I have to understand her writing, so I resisted the urge to spit out dinner every night and waited for her writing to be updated before going to sleep."

Speaking of this, Wang Yu raised a happy smile.Although it’s shocking that men and boys abuse their bodies and hearts with whips and candles, they travel through the rebirth of God’s Horse, but it’s written by the person I love the most, so I’m really happy...

After hearing these words, these big brothers finally believed Wang Yu's words. After all, Wang Yu has been chasing Shi Mengchen for many years, but until now it has not developed to the stage of holding small hands. Cute girls like Shi Mengchen don't like Wang Yu. What she likes about a muscular man like Yu is his soft voice and soft body, which is easy to overwhelm Di Zhengtai!Every time Wang Yu thinks about this, she is so sad that she wants to let his mother stuff him in her belly and be reborn again, but this person is also very persistent. Even though Shi Mengchen rejected him 23 times in person, rejected him 38 times by phone, and sent text messages He rejected him 59 times, chatting with QQ rejected him [-] times, but this person just refused to give up, and followed Shi Mengchen wagging his tail every day, this is plain love!It's almost the same as the author's spirit of begging my daughter-in-law to get back together, but it has ended in failure so far. The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!

"Continuing the topic just now, how do you know that there is an affair between the boss and Huang Xiaomu?" Li Dong squinted his eyes, and his eyes were full of obscenities: "Could it be that they want to do something in the toilet? At that time, you were squatting on the tuba next door?"

"How is it possible?" Wang Yu looked silly in a way.He glanced at Li Dong with a forceful look: "How can a man like the boss who is noble and glamorous like an iceberg and white lotus be so hungry and thirsty, even if he wants to have sex. The bed will only come when the presidential suite is filled with roses and red wine." How about a shot? Do you think that everyone is as wretched as you and drags the young lady to the wilderness to fight in the wilderness every day? Boss tastes not as strong as yours!" Wang Yu's tone was somewhat contemptuous.

"What's wrong with playing in the field?" Li Dong immediately became upset: "The benefits of playing in the field are countless. First of all, it's a manifestation of being close to nature. How boring it is to stay in the room every day! The air outside is so fresh, and it can prolong the period of strength." Improve the quality of sperm! And when you are tired from shooting in the field, you can enjoy the night view and exchange your feelings with the girl while admiring the moon. It is very likely to start a romantic relationship. The most important thing is that when you are in the field, take the sky No one charges for using the land as a bed. Now that the house is so expensive, nightclubs and ladies will take a fee, which is simply defrauding consumers. Sometimes I really feel that we have a lot of prostitutes. Customers should unite to the Consumer Association to sue them for these monopoly Resource guys!"

Wang Yu twitched the corners of her mouth and said slowly: "Every time the girls who go out to play field games with you come back the next day, they will be bitten all over by mosquitoes, and they would rather buckle the next time you turn over their cards. The salary is not even given to you! You and them have a romantic relationship with each other, and they didn’t complain about you, it’s not bad!"

"Can you stop telling the truth!" Li Dong's face darkened and he looked at Wang Yu with some displeasure. Although the other bosses didn't speak, they were still walking by their side after all, being demolished in front of so many people, Li Dong felt in his heart It's really annoying.

"Okay, okay, Brother Dong, you are really angry!" Wang Yu laughed.

At this time, another elder brother came over with a gossip expression: "Brother Wang, what is going on with the boss and Huang Xiaomu?"

"Han Linxi, you are still the most gossip." Wang Yu pursed her lips and looked at the young man in front of her and blinked her eyes. Suddenly, these bosses who usually play knives all came over like gossip girls: "...First of all, from the appearance , our boss and Huang Xiaomu are a perfect match, this is just a superficial phenomenon."

073 Of course I completely obey you.

Wang Yu analyzed seriously: "Secondly, let's take a look inside. The boss looks at Huang Xiaomu differently than he looks at us, and Huang Xiaomu didn't make much contribution to the Fengyun Gang at all, but the boss made him equal to us. Even worse."

When he was talking about this, Wang Yu glanced at Ke Quan: "Scar, don't be awkward about what happened just now. It's not easy for the boss to fall in love again. All the men in love have negative IQs. He didn't mean to target you. There's nothing wrong with just wanting to sit closer to Huang Xiaomu, Shi Mengfan is our emperor, not to mention changing seats, even if we are naked in the square in winter. We can't refuse to run and sing the national anthem, can we?"

There was no superfluous expression on Ke Quan's face, but he responded lightly: "Who dares to disobey the emperor's imperial decree?"

When he said this, Ke Quan's tone didn't fluctuate at all, and he couldn't see the slightest sign of joking, so that the atmosphere became a little stiff.

Wang Yu smiled awkwardly but tried to divert everyone's attention: "Do you remember the last time we had dinner? When Dong Ge toasted Huang Xiaomu and Huang Xiaomu wanted to go back, the boss said that he would not let him drink. The boss hates drinking the most. You all know this, so what does this story illustrate?"

"It shows that the emperor loves the empress deeply!" Everyone replied in unison.

"That's right!" Hearing that everyone called Huang Xiaomu from a rough boy to a queen empress, Wang Yu nodded in satisfaction and gave them a very good look: "And when the meeting ended just now, the boss said What? He said, "Family ugliness should not be publicized." According to common sense, Huang Xiaomu, who has joined the gang for the shortest time, would be considered an outsider, but the boss said so. In fact, his purpose is to let us understand the relationship between him and Huang Xiaomu and understand them. There is a deep love between them."

"Brother Wang, you are so witty!" Han Linxi looked at him with admiration.

Wang Yu patted him on the shoulder and said inscrutablely: "Young people, don't be discouraged, go home and find a pirated website to watch