Boss, I was wrong!

What do these data represent, he just thinks that these things are more boring than Newton's laws and more maddening than English texts.

So under the hypnosis of a series of numbers, Huang Xiaomu successfully fell asleep.

After more than ten years of school life, Huang Xiaomu has mastered a very good skill.The most powerful skill is to sit and sleep. Yes, you read that right, it is not lying on the table without arm support, relying entirely on the strong toughness of the neck, you can straighten your waist and sleep without any external force in your sleep. very fragrant ==

So on such a serious occasion, no one noticed that Huang Xiaomu had fallen asleep.

After the last boss finished his report, Shi Mengfan said calmly: "...Huang Xiaomu, next, tell me how your mission is going?"

"..." Huang Xiaomu kept his original posture, folded his arms on the table, straightened his back, nodded slightly, covered his eyes with slightly long bangs, and then answered Shi Mengfan's question in silence.

"Huang Xiaomu?" Shi Mengfan frowned slightly and asked again.

"..." Huang Xiaomu remained silent.

"Boss, he seems to be asleep." Wang Yu stretched out his head for a look and said with twitching corners of his mouth.

"Very good." Shi Mengfan raised the corners of his mouth in a dark way, then slammed the table and said word by word: "...Huang, Xiao, Wood!"

071 Rejoice

"Teacher, I will never sleep in class again after my mistake!" Huang Xiaomu was startled awake by Shi Mengfan and exclaimed, then opened his eyes in a daze, grabbed Shi Mengfan's arm and began to beg for mercy: "Teacher, I'm really not Anyone who intends to sleep in your class is a vicious math teacher who left half of the exercise book yesterday, and I have been filling it up until one o'clock, otherwise how can I be willing to delay sleeping in chemistry class, every minute and every second of chemistry class is precious Very precious, chemistry let me understand the magic of the microcosm, let me understand the creativity of human beings, chemistry purified my mind and sublimated my soul..."

"Huang Xiaomu." Shi Mengfan said with a cold face, his teeth were rattling, but the latter was still chattering: "Chemistry teacher, please forgive me, please don't report it to the class teacher, or there will be bloodshed teacher! "

"Huang Xiaomu, let me reiterate for the last time that I'm not teaching chemistry or selling insurance, I'm selling Amway, okay?" Shi Mengfan stared at him with half-closed eyes and said dangerously. As for Huang Xiaomu, he shuddered for a moment but came to his senses: "The boss is you! I was scared to death, and I was dreaming that I was in chemistry class!"

While talking, Huang Xiaomu patted his chest in shock.

The corner of Shi Mengfan's mouth twitched. He sighed and grabbed Huang Xiaomu's collar: "What? You think I'm not as oppressive as your chemistry teacher or you think I'm not as important as your chemistry teacher in your heart? "

Shi Mengfan's whole body was filled with a shocking air-conditioning that Huang Xiaomu opened his eyes wide and felt his teeth trembling. ． ． ． ． ．

"Answer my question." Shi Mengfan raised his eyebrows and said dangerously.

Huang Xiaomu's lips trembled slightly, but his eyes were full of sincerity: "... Of course you are much better than our chemistry teacher. Compared with you, chemistry is simply weak! The chemical equations are messy and the definitions of chemistry are ridiculous. Calculations can’t be seen directly, but you are a bright light in the dark, you are my food and clothing parents leading me to a particularly bright road, you are my everything, boss, I will always follow the party and always care about the motherland.”

"Really?" Although Shi Mengfan knew that the other party was talking nonsense, the corners of Shi Mengfan's mouth could not help but bend, and there was a touch of tenderness in his eyes.

"Of course, in this world, I will always be loyal to two people. One is myself, and the other is you." I don't know why when Huang Xiaomu said this, his face was so serious that he almost put his hands on top of his head to swear, Shi Mengfan remembered this sentence like a vow at a wedding for a long time. ． ． ． ． ． ． ．

Seeing his eyelashes trembling slightly, Shi Mengfan stretched out his hand and rubbed the other's head and said softly, "It would be great if... what you said was true."

His voice was so low that it was almost drowned by the sound of breathing, Huang Xiaomu turned his head and looked at him: "What did you say?"

Realizing his gaffe, Shi Mengfan coughed, "I said, I don't believe what you said!" Shi Mengfan rolled his eyes with a proud expression on his face.

"Boss, I..." Huang Xiaomu immediately planned to admit his mistake and beg for mercy, but was interrupted viciously by Shi Mengfan: "You are wrong! Is it the same sentence again? Please, can you change the sentence to something new next time?" My old man's ears are callused, hey!"

When Huang Xiaomu heard his words, he lowered his head and wrung his fingers with an expression of "I was wrong". It was extremely pitiful.

According to his many years of experience, he guessed that the boss might be really angry ==

"Huang Xiaomu, you actually have an advantage." Shi Mengfan stared at his slow opening, but his expression softened a bit.

Huang Xiaomu immediately wagged his tail and looked at him excitedly: "The boss is more than just one, I'm full of strengths."

"Really?" Shi Mengfan raised his eyebrows and glanced at him noblely and coldly: "...Why didn't I find out?"

"How could I not have found it!" Huang Xiaomu looked at him anxiously: "Look carefully, Boss really can't use a magnifying glass to look at it!"

Shi Mengfan shook his head and then shrugged his shoulders: "Forget it, I'm afraid the magnifying glass will focus the light on you!"

Huang Xiaomu looked at him filled with righteous indignation; "If you set me on fire and you can see my glistening advantages, I will die without regret!"

"The topic is far away." Shi Mengfan glanced at him coldly, no other superfluous expressions could be seen on his delicate cheeks: "Let me talk about your advantages."

When he said this, Shi Mengfan paused for a moment, while Huang Xiaomu straightened his back very straight, his face was filled with a sense of national pride, and at such a moment he seemed to be able to exude a kind of self-confidence.

"Your strength is the courage to admit mistakes." Shi Mengfan said lightly.

"Must be!" Huang Xiaomu smiled with chrysanthemums all over his face.

"Your shortcoming is that you will never correct your mistakes." Shi Mengfan smiled more cheaply than him and said leisurely, then turned around and stopped looking at him.

Huang Xiaomu looked at his back as if he had been choked by a fly, while the other big bosses held back their laughter and were very embarrassed.

"Forget it, let's talk about our accounts after the meeting." After a moment of silence, Shi Mengfan suddenly broke the silence: "The people present here are all successful people with millions of dollars per second, and you can't afford to waste money like you." .”

Shi Mengfan said something lukewarm and turned to look at Huang Xiaomu: "Now tell me how your mission is going?"

"My mission?" Huang Xiaomu's head froze when he heard such serious words.

"It's what you discovered when you observed Min Haoxuan!" Shi Mengfan roared.

"Min Haoxuan..." Huang Xiaomu glanced at the ceiling and began to recall, then blinked and said, "He's pretty handsome and has a sense of public morality."

"Fuck, let's focus on the details, I don't have so much time in the United States to listen to you express your endless admiration for him!" Shi Mengfan really wanted to beat him up.

"Why isn't that the point? The chemistry teacher told us to observe a substance from its surface physical phenomena to its internal chemical properties. This is the same way to observe a substance and to observe a person. I'm right, okay?" Huang Xiaomu looked confidently. He glanced at Shi Mengfan.

"Yes, my lord, you are right, keep talking and don't stop!" Shi Mengfan was almost exhausted, talking to this kind of person for a minute is more likely to shorten one's life than drinking a box of Sanlu.

"Min Haoxuan must not use Rejoice if he has dandruff!" After thinking about it, Huang Xiaomu broke out.

Shi Mengfan looked at the sky speechlessly: Where is the point?

"He also likes to wear shirts backwards. This kind of person must be mentally perverted. Maybe there are bows on his underwear!" Huang Xiaomu was not soft-spoken when he belittled others.

The corner of Shi Mengfan's mouth twitched and looked at him: "Even if there are bows on Min Haoxuan's underwear, it's better than your 20 pairs of pure red and no variegated underwear that cost a few dollars!"

"What do you know!" Huang Xiaomu glared at him a little arrogantly: "I am the embodiment of a pure man who doesn't care about trifles!"

"Okay." Shi Mengfan really didn't bother to argue with him: "Pure man, go on and ask if Min Haoxuan has done any strange things recently."

072 Can You Stop Telling The Truth!

"Strange thing..." Huang Xiaomu touched his chin and started to recall again: "By the way, Min Haoxuan often buys snacks for the classmate of the liberal arts class next door when he is out of class." Huang Xiaomu said suddenly with his eyes bright.

"What else?" Shi Mengfan began to show no hope to him and even began to doubt whether his decision to let him go undercover was right or wrong.

"On Thursday, Min Haoxuan forgot to bring his English homework and got away under the cover of the class representative." Huang Xiaomu has a special talent for being a detective, and he will never let go of any clues.

"Okay, let's end the meeting." Shi Mengfan really didn't want to hear his paparazzi-like reports. If Min Haoxuan was a star, he could even make up countless new headlines right now: "Superstar Min Haoxuan has a tryst with the classmate next door after class. Is it snacks or poison?" "" Min Haoxuan didn't hand in his English homework, did he disdain or forget it? "

Shaking his head, Shi Mengfan suddenly discovered that he had the talent to be the editor-in-chief of a third-rate newspaper.

"Boss still has a lot of things I haven't said yet!" Huang