Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1.

It is a very painful thing for people who are used to the lazy life of college to return to the morning exercise life of getting up early and getting dark again.

When the alarm clock rang, he subconsciously shut down and continued to sleep, and then he was awakened by the non-stop new ringtones in the system's mind.

【Wake up wake up! !It's time to get up!Do morning exercises! ! 】

Me: "Zzzz"

system:【……】

System: [The third set of national radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students, Colorful Sunshine, starts now! (Music starts) Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang, get ready—]

"! ! ’ I woke up suddenly, ‘What are you playing in the system! 』

System: [DNA echoes.Finally woke up? 】

2.

I:"……"

System: [If you are late, you may be fined for running a lap, get up quickly! 】

I got up for a second and thought for a second.

Then lie down.

Me: "Penalty running laps, that's okay, continue to sleep." 』

system:【? ? ? 】

2.

System: [Skills are not for being lazy! 】

I said, "How can this be called laziness? This kind of behavior following the self is to enjoy a good life, to sublimate the body and mind, and to create a harmonious future."Let the soul and the body fully fit together, feel the love and power bestowed by nature, follow the current situation, and point to the distance. 』

system:【? 】

System: [You are so proficient in this long list... No, even if you talk about Moyu in a high-level way, you are still Moyu! 】

3.

I got up anyway.

Back and forth with the system in my mind, I am actually awake.And it's really not good to be late for morning exercises on the first day of formal class.

In order to have a better future for Moyu, in the long run, we must first make a good impression on the instructors, so that we won't be stared at later!

System: [So it's still for fishing! 】

4.

Gather in line and roll call.

My eyelids drooped, sleepiness swept over me again, I yawned quietly, and I almost lost my balance when I tilted my body.

Matsuda Jinpei noticed, and he whispered, "What's the matter, didn't you sleep well last night?"

"Ah... Maybe it's just that I haven't woken up so early in a long time." I responded in a low voice, glanced at the bandage on his face, and asked knowingly, "Speaking of which, what's wrong with your face."

Matsuda Jinpei's teeth are still intact probably because of playing tricks and persuasion in time last night.

Me: "The great achievement of saving the lonely dentures!" 』

"Tsk, this—"

"What are you doing muttering!" Instructor Onitsuka walked over in two or three steps with a loud and sonorous voice. He saw the scars and bandages on the faces of Matsuda Jinpei and Furutani Rei, and frowned, "Matsuda, Furutani, your faces what happened?"

"What do you think?" Matsuda Jinpei showed a slightly provocative smile.

Before he opened his mouth, the monitor, Ita Hang, had already made up a quick smile with a smile: "Ah, that, actually yesterday..."

After this unfinished sentence, I quickly continued: "Everyone didn't sleep well last night, the strange talk of the teacher Sakura in this school is really true!"

Everyone was stunned, and Instructor Onizuka shifted his gaze to me, and I continued to say with a serious expression: "I saw this post on the school's official website forum long before I came to school, saying that there are cherry blossoms in front of the dormitory building. There are a lot of curses in the woods, and weird things happen at certain times of the night."

Laiko Nikaido muttered in a low voice: "Well... it seems that our school doesn't have an official website forum?"

I made a decision in the void, and my words became more determined: "Isn't this even weirder! Non-existent forums, posts that mysteriously appear and disappear, and weird things at night are woven into a creepy and appalling dense web... ..."

A gust of wind happened to blow by, bringing a bit of coolness and making everyone tremble subconsciously.

Instructor Onizuka was unmoved, and frowned sharply: "Nonsense!"

"It's all true! Didn't everyone hear any strange sounds last night?"

Someone in the team murmured: "Speaking of which, I opened the window last night and seemed to hear something outside the dormitory building."

"I woke up in the middle of the night and heard the instructor's shout in the early hours of the morning."

Instructor Onizuka retorted: "I won't hang out with you in the early morning."

I knocked on the palm of my right hand with my left hand: "So, isn't this just weird talk! Whether it's making strange noises outside the dormitory, using snoring to create disturbances in the dormitory, or disguising the instructor's voice to spread fear, everything is a complaint. A sign of the spirit."

I deliberately lowered my voice to make the atmosphere of the scene even deeper.

Instructor Onizuka was also slightly stunned. Taking advantage of this short gap, I waved my hand: "But don't worry! As the 180th second-generation descendant of the Xuanwu Lingshen Sect, I am very good at expelling curses. Thanks to my classmates For the sake of it, I can give everyone a [-]% discount, and you can contact me anytime if you need it."

system:【! ! ? 】

System: [Chihori, what are you doing!?Are you advertising? ! 】

Me (tactical leaning back): "Really?Seize the opportunity, this is called business acumen. 』

System: [It's morning exercise time! !Do not place ads! ! 】

5.

"Natsume Chiri!" Instructor Onizuka's face darkened, "Get out!"

I blinked and stepped forward: "What's the matter, instructor?"

"What's the matter!" Instructor Onizuka put his hands behind his back, "For disturbing the order of morning exercises, you will be fined to run five laps! You will be given 5 minutes, and you will be fined half a lap if you exceed ten seconds!"

After being dazed, Matsuda Zhenping also came to his senses at this time.

...Just now, was Qianli trying to help herself attract the instructor's attention?

Indeed, after the other party finished the long list, instructor Onitsuka did not pay attention to the wounds on the faces of Matsuda Jinpei and Furutani Rei at this time and the follow-up guesses, but only paid attention to Natsume Chiri's behavior just now.

But how could I let Qianli take the blame and be punished——

"No, wait a minute," Matsuda Jinpei was about to say something when the silver-haired young man in front of him replied first.

"...No one believes in the existence of the curse, but it still wreaks havoc on living beings. I'm ready to be alone without being understood." The silver-haired young man put on a wry smile just right, "This is the karma I have to bear. "

system:【? ? 】

System: [... What are you talking about, I don't understand! 】

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor." I recited the lines of the ancient script plausibly, "One day, sooner or later, I will revive the glory of the Xuanwu Lingshen sect!"

System: [Don't insert Long Aotian's lines in strange places! 】

Instructor Onitsuka: "Stop talking nonsense, what are you talking about! Start the timer!"

I looked at Instructor Onizuka: "5 minutes..."

Instructor Onizuka knew that this was a bit embarrassing. In fact, he had already planned to let the other party go by simply saying something when the timeout expired, but he still maintained a serious expression on his face: "That's right! I only give you 5 minutes! Don't Delay the progress of our whole class!"

Matsuda Jinping couldn't help but also took a step forward: "Wait, I'll do it, this shouldn't punish him..."

"Join the team, Matsuda, I didn't let you out!" Instructor Onizuka said.

"From the very beginning, Qianli and I were the ones talking in the queue, and of course I will be added to the penalty run." Matsuda said with firm eyes.

"Okay, if Natsume runs out of time, you will run for him for the remaining laps." Instructor Onitsuka thought that this happened to be an opportunity for them to step down.

"30 seconds." I tilted my head and said.

Instructor Onitsuka: "?"

"I'll run a little slower so you can see me clearly to count the laps." I said thoughtfully, "So it will take about 30 seconds to finish."

Instructor Onitsuka: "??"

The author has something to say:

Chiho Ri: Perfect placement of advertisements at the right time is business acumen√

System: Stop!Don't dance to the gods in the police academy!

System: Don't insert Long Aotian's lines in strange places!