Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1.

I, Matsuda Jinpei, and Hagiwara Kenji sat down for lunch after the class assembled and continued to chat.

Nothing happened at lunch.

I saw Furutani Rei and Matsuda Jinpei whispering something when they met from afar.

... Let's make an appointment, it should be.I thought about it.

——"Under the cherry tree tonight, Matsuda will lose a precious denture! "

System: [Don't add titles to everything, hey! ! 】

2.

There are not many affairs today, after all, school has just started.Matsuda Jinpei took me to buy a lot of disassembly and assembly tools from convenience stores for repairing water pipes and showers.

"Well...the things here are not complete, but it is enough for daily use. We will buy some when we go out another day." Matsuda Jinpei handed me the tool bag, and he also brought a small tool box, "If you need , you can borrow mine."

"Okay, thank you." I agreed and fiddled with the items in my tool bag curiously.

At this time, both of us were half squatting in the bathroom of my dormitory, preparing to carry out the teaching of plumbing repair on the spot.

"Then I will start with the simplest situation." Matsuda Jinping said.

"Okay! I'm ready."

3.

System: [... dark and lonely night, dim incandescent lamp, confined space, two people alone, close contact, whispering, sweating and panting, eyes filled with each other...]

Me: "Stop it, don't make the plumbing teaching so strange!" 』

4.

System: [Ahem, I want to say, it would be a waste of such a rare opportunity not to add some charm factor! 】

I (seriously): "Study seriously, why are you being ambiguous." 』

Me: "If you're bored, help me pick up related books from your think tank, such as "Tools", "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Repair Plumbing", "Plumbing, You're Angry", "Overbearing Repairman Qiao" Shower", "Three Sentences, Let the Water Pipes Follow Your Instructions" and other books. 』

System: [The title of the book is getting weirder and weirder!There will never be the last three books with such names! 】

Me: "People's XP is broad and free, you may really have it if you search it." 』

5.

The system was fooled by me, and he really tried to find a book with that name.

My mind was quieter, and I took advantage of this to enter the super-immersive state of learning again.

perfect!

6.

The system came back: [You lied to me, woman!Not at all! 】

Me: "Really?Don't be disappointed, if you like it, I will write it for you another day. 』

Me: "It's just that I didn't expect your xp to be like this." (Respect, blessing.jpg)』

system:【? ? ? 】

System: [I'm not this kind of xp... Wait, you're playing tricks on me again! 】

Me: "Hey. 』

7.

System: [However, the progress of the ancient script has to be slowed down, why don't you show something a little bit?At least planted some foreshadowing of you disguised as a man. 】

Me: "No..."

System: [Think about it, it's dark night and a small room, what suitable lines are there? 】

I paused for a few seconds, and after Matsuda Jinpei finished speaking, I held the screwdriver and said in a whiny voice, "Woooooo Mazda sauce, it's so dark outside and so scary, my legs are numb after squatting for a long time."

Matsuda Jinpei: "???"

system:【? ? ! 】

Me: "How about it, it also rhymes, isn't this line very good?" 』

8.

The system was sluggish and stuck, and my mind fell into silence again.

I was very satisfied, then raised my eyes, smiled and said to Matsuda Jinpei: "It's okay, let's liven up the atmosphere, let's continue."

9.

System: "After choosing the host, he was persecuted every day, a story of blood and tears"

10.

Matsuda Jinpei: "That's roughly the case. Is there anything I didn't understand?" A little lazy.

"Understood." I replied with a smile, "Thank you Mr. Matsuda——"

I have to say that Matsuda Jinpei's technique is really superb, and the steps and methods he taught me are also in-depth and orderly.

"Wow, don't call me teacher. Goosebumps are coming up." Matsuda Jinhei rubbed his arms with a smile, and half-jokingly said, "Next time, if there is something interesting, just disassemble it for me."

"Okay, I'm going to buy a hundred small alarm clocks, and I'll let you dismantle one a day."

"Huh? Qianli doesn't plan to throw the alarm clock at the door, and if it doesn't take it down, it will keep ringing."

"Discovered?"

"Too much, Qianli—"

The warming up of the relationship is always progressing rapidly in teasing and playing, probably because of the influence of youthful vitality. Although they have only known each other for a short time, they have already joked with each other like friends for many years.

After chatting casually, Matsuda Jinpei packed up his belongings and said, "Then I'm leaving, and I'll teach you other things the day after tomorrow."

"Bye bye~" I waved my hand and sent him out, and the handsome back of the other party gradually went away.

11.

System: [I'm back. 】

Me: "Yeah, your stuck machine has been repaired." 』

System: [Yes, the xp system has been upgraded compatible, and my current xp is already at the abyss level. 】

I:"? ? ? 』

Me: "Don't just upgrade weird things! 』

12.

The fight between Matsuda and Fuguya is also tonight.

System: [Wow, it's a great time for intimacy, hurry up and bring your small self-prepared medicine box over there! 】

Me: "This is not okay, because their appointment is private, if I go there with the medicine box, won't it show that Matsuda told me, or I eavesdropped?" 』

System: [...It seems to be the case. 】

After Matsuda Jinhei taught me to repair the water pipe, I would probably go there to fight after putting down the toolbox. Although the disassembly of the water pipe just now was very simple for Matsuda Jinhei, it also consumed physical strength.

The level of the two is equal, but Matsuda, who has exhausted his physical strength in advance, may not have the upper hand tonight.

I thought for a moment: "Think of a way, let them fight at another time."

——The bowknot voice changer in the throat, it's time for you to play a role!

13.

The man with curly hair and the man with blond hair are fighting to the flesh, hearty.Flying tender pink cherry blossoms interweave into a beautiful night.

...I didn't expect the other party to be quite powerful.Matsuda Jinpei pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled.I thought that seven points of physical strength would be enough, but now it seems that it needs a lot of physical strength.

The two exhaled, both raised their fists and prepared to strike again, at this moment——

"Hey, what are the people over there doing!" The serious instructor's voice sounded suddenly.

Matsuda Jinpei & Furutani Rei:! ! ?

Matsuda Jinpei & Furutani Rei: This is the middle of the night!Why are the instructors still patrolling!impossible! !

But the knee-jerk reaction is to evacuate.The two looked at each other, and they both saw the meaning in each other's eyes: fight next time, slip away before talking!

Before the figure of the instructor appeared, the two quickly ran away from the spot together, turned over and jumped over the flowers, and disappeared smoothly.

14.

Seeing the two leaving from a distance, I coughed lightly, hiding my achievements and fame.

Then I saw several chaotic figures running away from all directions.

I:? ? ?

Me: Good guy, there are so many people who stay up late at night and come out to hang out!

15.

The next day, there were new strange stories in the police academy.

——[Don’t haunt under the cherry blossom tree in front of the dormitory building at one o’clock in the morning, the resentful but quiet cherry blossom tree god of the police academy will turn into the soul of the instructor, chasing and lashing you severely. ]

Me: Strange の strange talk has increased!

16.

I (with an idea): "System, I think I can become a master in the police academy and make a fortune, what do you think?" 』

System: [Dah baa yo——! ! 】

The author has something to say:

Chiho Ri: I can also make more strange stories about the police academy. :-D