Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

It seems understandable to go to pick up Qianli and think about it hard (system:?)... But why does my claws still extend to the janitor!Will it inspire hidden attributes that I never knew about after being drunk?

Matsuda Jinpei thought he had opened the door to a new world, and he murmured, "How could this happen... I don't feel like me either."

——When I get along with my contemporaries on weekdays, I don’t feel that I have this attribute. It’s not like a person who will attack the same sex around me at all!

I was taken aback for a moment, and then replied: "It's really not like it."

——Wild boar hair is generally hard, but Matsuda Jinpei's self-made rolls are obviously very fluffy and soft. In this regard, the metaphor of wild boar is indeed inappropriate.

Matsuda Zhenping raised his eyes, and he seemed a little moved when he heard my negative words: "Qianli..."

I continued: "Because of Matsuda, you look more curvy." The first impression of wild boar hair is straight, which is a clear difference from Matsuda Jinhei's hair.

"!" Matsuda Jinping heard the words and fell back tactically, his expression became even more frightened, "Ah?! Do I usually look more curved!!"

——Isn’t it a hidden attribute of the night of the full moon, but a very obvious superficial attribute!Impossible, on weekdays, I really just have friendship with the same period! !

Hearing Matsuda Jinpei's reply, I also showed some doubts: "What's the matter, haven't you always been curvy? But it should be natural."

——Matsuda Jinpei's autobiography is probably hereditary, it is born with it.

The words "always" and "natural" seem to have a huge magical power, and they hit Matsuda Jinpei violently, causing the effect of maximizing the lethality.He silently turned to his other contemporaries, and murmured, "You...do you feel the same way?"

"Uh, isn't it?" The contemporaries also showed some doubts.

——Aren’t the characteristics of Matsuda Jinpei’s autobiography very obvious?

Fugu Ling raised his eyebrows and teased, "Hey, what's wrong with you guy? You've always been quite confident." Before, Matsuda Jinpei never cared about other people's teasing about his crooked hair.

Guarantee!Everyone thinks I look crooked! !

The confirmation reply in the same period and Fuguya's evaluation on this is another huge invisible attack. Matsuda Jinping is like a withering visible to the naked eye, and he doubts himself while sublimating his thinking!

"...What's the matter, you, you are particularly depressed today?" I put Matsuda Jinhei on the shoulder, and smiled, "Is it the second day after drinking, and the emotions are still so exposed? It's okay, the autobiography is very Looks good, don't worry too much about these things."

"Self-roll?" Matsuda Zhenping was stunned, as if the machine was stuck for a few seconds, and then he shouted, "Wait, did you just say hair? Hair!?"

"That's right, it's not your curly hair, what else can it be?" I also showed a puzzled look.

This question silenced Matsuda.Matsuda Jinhei recalled the conversation just now, and after naming the feature of "automatic scroll", everything seemed to make sense!

...Damn it, what was I thinking just now!How can you think of the meaning of that "bend"! !

Matsuda Zhenping couldn't help but his cheeks flushed slightly, and he came up steaming hotly. He coughed: "Then, what you said, you need to find the master on duty...?"

"Didn't you hit the wall of the police academy last night? And you woke up the man on duty, so if you are really responsible for something, you should look for him instead of me." I blinked and explained, "But I I feel that the hardness of your head should not have reached the effect of damaging the wall...probably."

System: [Why did you add an uncertain "probably" at the end! 】

"...But, didn't I return, take off your clothes?"

"Oh, this, it's okay, I've forgiven you. You didn't do it on purpose, it's just that you fell asleep and didn't let go of your hand after the fight, which caused my collar to be ripped off by you."

Matsuda Jinping: "So it's just like this! I thought..."

"Yeah, what do you think Xiaojinping is?" Hagiwara Kenji drooped his eyes with a smile, he put his right index finger on his lips, and glanced at Matsuda, who was flushed from shame and embarrassment, showing a somewhat dazed expression, "Did you just understand that—"

"Hey, hagi! Don't say any more!!" Matsuda Jinpei immediately jumped up and hurriedly covered his little boy's mouth, "No! I didn't think about anything!"

Isn't this even more suspicious?Zhu Fu Jingguang shook his head helplessly and half amusedly.

Squad leader Date was still a little confused, but Fugu Rei immediately reacted, he deliberately dragged out his voice: "Oh—so it turns out that you are responsible for Qianli because of 'that' understanding."

"...No, no! Shut up, golden retriever bastard!"

I blinked my eyes, smiled and watched the slapstick scene in front of me, and called the system in my heart: "Tongzi, quickly record!"The new ghost and animal entertainment area material "Planet of the Apes" is ready! 』

System: [Hey! 】

2,

Matsuda Jinpei closed the door to the new world he thought he was about to open.

In the same period, they harvested a new black history.

Matsuda Jinpei raised his hand and swore to heaven and earth: never, never drink so much again in the future! !

Me: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

3,

After that, it was the ordinary daily life of the police academy.

Under the caring guidance of Furutani Rei, my shooting level finally made a qualitative leap—meaning, I was finally able to hit the target that belonged to me and aimed at me, and barely got a passing grade in the exam.

At the same time, I am delighted that my natural skills are still alive.As long as I don't deliberately control my hand and shoot with a relaxed posture, I can still achieve the effect of "100% avoiding the target and hitting the nearby object".

Me: "Great, the talent skill is still on!" 』

System: 【...So is this skill really useful! ? 】

My fast walking, great strength and my metaphysics skills made my name widely spread in the police academy.There is an endless stream of people who want to join the Xuanwu Lingpai to study, and they have already formed a small sect in private and call me Master (this privately refers to not letting the instructors know).

Of course, they didn't forget to call Hagiwara Kenji and Matsuda Jinpei Shinobi (but without exception, they will be beaten by Matsuda).

I told them that being able to see monsters requires talent, but they still want to try to make a breakthrough the day after tomorrow and refuse to give up.

I was deeply moved by this spirit, so I told them that as long as I find a way to get the flower planter cheat book "5 Years ○○, 3 Years Simulation" and practice the questions proficiently, maybe I can see through the eyes of all demons and ghosts!

system:? ? ?

Me: "It's the truth!"You can definitely develop a keen eye to see through routines, crooked paths, and all kinds of disguises. 』

System (indifferent face): [However, there are always new camouflages of camouflages, suits within suits, puzzles on top of puzzles waiting for you. 】

I (wipe away tears): "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 』

4,

Half a year in the police academy flies by quickly. Before we graduated, we planned to make an appointment to go out to have fun—choosing among the aquarium, museum, and amusement park, and we finally chose the amusement park.

Originally, 6 people were scheduled to travel, but on that day, the explosive ordnance disposal team at the mobile team suddenly asked Hagiwara Kenji and Matsuda Jinpei to talk about something, and Date's girlfriend and parents also happened to come here. Surprise Date.

(System: "Squad Leader is Dating")

It's a pity, but I really can only wait for the next opportunity to ask them out together.When I waved goodbye to a few people, I said: "It's okay, if you want to play, I can play a low-end live version of the spinner cup and roller coaster with you when I come back!"

The three of them quickly waved their hands and declined: "Ah, no need, no need. Thank you, Qianli."

System: [...No, you are not a low-end version, you are an upgraded version of the tumbler and roller coaster (shaking)]

In the end, it was only me, Zhu Fu Jingguang, and Fugu Ling who set foot on the road to the amusement park during the weekend.

"As a result, half of the people were lost all of a sudden." Zhu Fu Jingguang shook his head lightly and said with a smile.

"No way, it's all an accident." Jiang Guling said.

"Indeed, if there is a chance, let's get together again next time." I flipped through the amusement park book in my hand, "Three people are also good, so it's convenient to discuss opinions-you usually come to the amusement park, which one do you like to play?"

Hearing this question, both Zhu Fu Jingguang and Jiang Gu Ling rarely answered immediately.

I looked up at them suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

"...I haven't really played the adult facilities in the amusement park." Zhu Fu Jingguang said first, "When my parents were still there, I was still young, and it seems that I only played on the merry-go-round. Later, I stayed at a relative's house They were all very busy during the time, and I didn't want to trouble them...so I didn't mention the past amusement park."

"Ah, me too." Furutani Rei shrugged, "My childhood was basically fighting with those kids, and going to parks and woods with Hiro to play, catching dragonflies, fishing, fruit picking and so on."

"After I was in school, I didn't have time. So I never went. Although I have seen it in textbooks and on TV, this is the first time I have actually come to play." Zhu Fu Jingguang said with a smile.

Jiang Gu Ling also raised the corners of his lips, and continued: "So this is a very commemorative time."

"Ah... so that's the case." I closed the booklet and nodded seriously, "Okay, don't worry! I have experience, and I will definitely take you to have fun this time, so that the first amusement park will leave a deep impression on you! "

System: [Cat Alert.jpg]

"Okay." Zhu Fu Jingguang's bluish-gray raised eyes were gentle, and he said along the way, "Then I'll leave it to you."

System: [Why don't we resist a little bit! 】

At the same time, another team entered the amusement park.

Kudo Yusaku and Kudo Yukiko took Kudo Shinichi, who is still a primary school student, to the amusement park for parent-child fun this weekend.

Primary school student Kudo Shinichi's sapphire blue eyes are bright and clear, with the agility and wisdom of a young boy, he looks at the lively amusement park, full of anticipation in his heart.

——At this time, Kudo Shinichi was still a cute elementary school student who was smart, brave, and believed in science.

System: [Wait, why do you have to point out "believe in science"! 】