Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

Regarding the matter of nicknames, I still didn’t come up with a suitable one in the end (in fact, it was my idea of ​​divergent thinking after drinking too much, and I was not too persistent in essence), so everyone continued to call them as they used to.

At the end of the party, Matsuda Jinhei and I drank the most. The two elementary school students quarreled and lost their fighting power.

The drunken Matsuda Jinping fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep. The key point is that his body was still very heavy and he did not sleep soundly (for example, he punched the same period who wanted to help him in a daze. Only hammer a few drops from time to time to zero).

Furutani Ling was so exhausted that he was out of breath, and even half-jokingly suggested, "It's better to leave the other party here", or "Take off your clothes and hang them at the door of Instructor Onitsuka".

"It's...not good to hang it at the door of Instructor Onizuka." Zhu Fu Jingguang rubbed his chin and thought.

"Well, don't put it at the door of instructor Onitsuka, the instructor has been working very hard recently." Squad leader Date also raised his hand, persuading him like this.

Hagiwara Kenji continued: "And the instructor will definitely guess that it is us, and will punish us for cleaning the public bathhouse."

Drowsy, I half-lyed on the seat, and I still tried my best to say in a solemn and serious tone: "Instructor Onitsuka has recently reached a critical period of practicing Buddhism, and he cannot break his skills. If he gets mad, it will be dangerous!"

After Jiang Gu Ling finished listening, he also nodded slightly and said: "That's right—just find a tree with a crooked neck and hang Matsuda on it. It's really not good to disturb Instructor Onitsuka."

Matsuda Jinpei: "...No one vetoed the fact that I took off my clothes! Why do you care about Instructor Onizuka, you bastards!!"

"Hey, are you awake?"

Everyone turned their heads to look, but Matsuda Jinpei fell into a drunken stupor at the next moment—it seemed to be a subconscious self-protection mechanism just now, which made him "cheat the corpse" to reply when the bad friends were planning these things.

System: [Has this protection mechanism been formed?It's not easy, Matsuda! 】

"Ah... fell asleep again." Hagiwara Kenji lowered his eyes with a smile, he rubbed Matsuda Jinhei's fluffy hair, "Well, I still need to put it back in this state."

It was getting late at this time, and everyone stopped joking, and prepared to carry the two "drunk men" back to the dormitory seriously.

Of course Matsuda Jinpei was the most troublesome drunk, muttering that he would fight back against the person who held him up. Furutani Rei and Mo Fu Jingguang supported him from left to right, holding down his flailing arms tightly. Squad leader Date next to him is also assisting.In contrast, the silver-haired young man who was half paralyzed on the seat quietly looked much more well-behaved.

"I'll leave Xiaozhenping to you." Hagiwara Kenji looked at the chaotic situation over there, and said helplessly, "I'll take Xiaoqianli back."

"Can you do it alone?" Jiang Gu Ling turned around and asked.

"No problem, you need more people over there, Xiaoqianli here seems to be a little sleepy-ah, be careful!"

After Jiang Gu zero turned around and was distracted for a short time, the drunken Matsuda Jinpei unconsciously gave Jiang Gu another slap.

"...Why do you only hit me when you're drunk! You bastard, are you pretending to be drunk on purpose!" The blond young man with a cross appeared on his forehead, and stretched out his hand to pull the curly-haired fellow's face. Jing Guang laughed at the side while preventing the situation from expanding, and the scene became chaotic again.

Hagiwara Kenji: "...That's why I said, you obviously need more people over there."

2,

In the end, the result of the assignment was that Hagiwara Kenji took Natsume Chiri back, and the other three were responsible for supporting the turbulent Matsuda Jinpei.

Hagiwara Kenji originally wanted to help the other party go back, but the silver-haired young man had already fallen asleep peacefully on the chair while he was making noise here.

All right.Then turn your back on the other side.

Hagiwara Kenji tried his best to relax his actions, but the other party still woke up vaguely: "...Hagiwara?"

"It's me." Hagiwara Kenji replied, his voice was soft, "Can you still walk? I'll carry you back."

Do you carry it back...?I was briefly awake and thought for a few seconds.She was originally a flat-chested girl, not to mention she was still wearing a corset, even if she was being carried on her back, 80.00% of her would not be able to feel it - besides, boys can also have breasts, it's not awkward.

Hagiwara Kenji had already squatted down, and made a posture of carrying me on his back, so I didn't refuse, said "Thank you" in a low voice, and then hugged the other party's neck.

"There's still a long way to go back to the dormitory, and I'll wake up when the evening wind blows." I said with a clumsy tongue, "When the time comes, I'll hug you and run back quickly."

System: [You, you are drunk driving, Chiho Ri? 】

——Human-shaped cars roaming at high speed are very dangerous, and you are not allowed to drink and drive at any time, hey!

"It's okay, you go to sleep. I'll carry you back." Hagiwara Kenji walked forward steadily, with a smile in his voice, "Xiao Qianli is very light~"

The night breeze is gentle, the street is full of moonlight, and my eyelids become heavier as I walk regularly.Kenji Hagiwara's black half-length hair brushed against his cheeks, bringing a slightly itchy touch.

"..." I slowly turned my face around.

"What's wrong?" Hagiwara Kenji keenly sensed my movements and asked with concern, "Do you want to vomit?"

"...No." I replied in a low voice, "It's just a little itchy."

Hagiwara Kenji was stunned for a second before realizing what I was referring to. He smiled and said, "Ah, is it hair? I'm sorry, sorry, maybe I should cut it."

"Well, it's okay." I replied drunk, "I want to sleep."

"Okay," Hagiwara Kenji said softly, "Sleep with peace of mind."

"..." I closed my eyes, relaxed my body, and fell into a deep dream following my instinct.

——I don’t know if it’s because the outside is also flickering, but the scene in the dream is also like this.

In the hazy dream scene, the silver-haired boy was walking slowly with a girl who was older than him on his back.

"I sprained my ankle, a big failure! Fortunately, my dear O Doudou helped me~ By the way, am I heavy? Well, it must be heavy, after all, my body is full of love for my brother ! Don’t make you grow taller, what will you do if you are so short in the future—”

"...shut up." The silver-haired boy who had been silent for a while finally spoke, as if he couldn't stand the annoyance, "It's so noisy, I won't grow taller." After a pause for a few seconds, he whispered again, "... ...you are light."

"Oh? Is it very light? That's good." The silver-haired girl was still smiling, and she hugged the boy's neck, "Your hair is long, it's so itchy. Shall I cut it for you?"

"No." The silver-haired boy immediately refused.Few people here arrange haircuts for them. Ever since his sister cut his hair like a dog a long time ago, he never let the other party touch his hair again.

"My technology has improved now, it has really improved!" The silver-haired girl waved her arms and emphasized, but her younger brother still looked like "not believing it at all".

The dark green wolf cub eyes of the silver-haired boy looked forward, and the topic suddenly turned back: "...When the hair grows long in the future, I won't poke you."

"Oh, it's okay. Actually, I don't mind." The silver-haired girl replied with a smile. She tilted her head and thought for a few seconds, and then said, "But long hair is really nice! If you have long hair, I can make it for you." Braids! What kind of look do you want? I can also do the legendary fairy braids. Do you want to try it?"

"... Impossible!" The silver-haired boy replied in a vicious tone. He snorted from his nasal cavity, and then said, "Then I will cut it short, and I will never let you touch my hair."

"Hey—how could this be?" The silver-haired girl's voice was full of disappointment, she raised her hand to stroke her brother's hair, "The hair quality is so good, it's a pity not to have long hair."

"Don't touch my hair." The silver-haired boy said coldly.But he didn't struggle, letting the girl's hand run through his smooth hair.

3,

"Di——!!" The sudden sound of a car horn woke me up from my dream, and I blinked my dim eyes and watched a car speeding past.

"Hey, this is obviously an area where whistles are not allowed." Hagiwara Kenji said in a low voice, feeling the movement of the person on his back, he tentatively asked, "Are you woken up by fright, Xiaoqianli?"

"Wake up." I moved my body lightly, signaling for the other party to put me down, "After blowing the evening breeze, I feel much better, just get down and walk by myself."

Hagiwara Kenji followed me and put me down, but still supported my arm: "Okay, if Xiaoqian wants to take a walk, then go for a walk."

I stood firm and ran my hands through my hair.Kenji Hagiwara lowered his eyes and said with a smile, "Yeah, Chiri-chan's hair has grown too."

"I want to see if I can braid my hair, but it seems that I need to grow it longer." I put down my hand, "When I grow my hair long, I can practice various braiding techniques by myself, and I can give it to others in the future." tie."

"Oh, Xiaoqianli, is this a practice in advance to help your future girlfriend tie her hair?" Kenji Hagiwara teased, "It's so sweet."

"No," I shook my head, blinking my eyes and said, "I want to prick my brother."

Hagiwara Kenji: "...huh?"

"——If you can find him who was kidnapped, let's take this as a meeting gift." I hooked my lips and smiled. "It's definitely a very commemorative gift. I believe he will like the forest fairy braid."

Hagiwara Kenji:?

Hagiwara Kenji: Wait, this is not right!

4,

Me: "Dear O Doudou's long hair can't be wasted!"When I was a child, I said I wanted to cut my hair short, but it turned out to be long. I really wanted to experience my sister's braiding technique. 』

System: [No, no, he definitely didn't think so! 】

I (impassioned): "You must not let my brother down!"Mori fairy braids, queen centipede braids, and classic ball head, all of these must be learned! 』

System: [Gin wine cuts off three thousand threads of trouble overnight.jpg]

Me: "What?Cut long hair? 』

Me (playing the voice): "Cut your hair, grow your hair, recycle old mobile phones.Long hair, new pots for old mobile phones, new kitchen knives...』

System: [Don't be suddenly aware of the elements, start to let go of the voices of the hawkers in the streets! 】

5,

The party finally came to an end, and with the help of their contemporaries, the two drunks returned to their rooms safely (although the process was not safe and sound).

But after waking up, Matsuda Jinping looked in the mirror and was shocked: "Why do I have so many wounds on my forehead, who hit me!"

Jiang Guling: "It's you."

Contemporaries recounted: Matsuda Jinpei slammed into the wall of the police academy after being drunk, and they couldn’t hold it back no matter how hard they tried to pull it back. They shocked the uncle on duty, thinking that wild boars in the mountains ran into the city , Hitting the wall of the police academy in the middle of the night.

Matsuda Jinping: "...Why is it a wild boar in the mountains! What kind of adjective is this!"

"Also, why don't I remember hitting the wall? You guys lied to me, right?" The curly-haired youth jumped around with a suspicious face.

"Of course it's true," the semi-long-haired You Xunran next to him shook his head with a smile, "It's normal that you can't remember after the fragment."

I also patted the table and added: "That's right, you even pulled my clothes last night! I said no, and you still don't let go."

"...!" Matsuda Zhenping's eyes widened suddenly, "Huh? Really, really? No one came to stop me!?"

"Hmm... At that time, I, Zero, and Squad Leader Date went to the front desk." Zhu Fu Jingguang recalled, "It seems that only you, Qianli and Hagiwara stayed in place."

"I finally stopped you." Hagiwara Kenji said, "However, you almost tore off half of Qianli's clothes."

Matsuda Zhenping was silent for two seconds, and couldn't believe that he would do such a thing to the same period when he was drunk! (Although it was just that he didn't let go after the quarrel, and gravity caused the clothes to be pulled down, but the people around him didn't explain it clearly, so the first picture he made up in his brain was to directly pick up the clothes of the same period)

Matsuda Zhenping's thinking sublimated: "...I am such a person." After being drunk, he would shoot Qianli!

I nodded: "Yeah, I didn't think of it either." After being drunk, I bumped into the wall like a wild boar.

Matsuda Jinpei: "...Fortunately, it was stopped in the end." He prevented the stripping of clothes and possible subsequent actions.

I hesitated for a second: "It seems a bit late." Jiang Gu and the others did not completely stop him from hitting the wall, causing the man on duty to wake up in a start.

Matsuda Jinpei: "!" Qianli actually said "a bit late"?Did you do anything else!

Matsuda Jinpei was shocked again, he was silent for three seconds, and seriously grabbed the silver-haired young man's hand: "I'm sorry. I will take responsibility."

Me: "Ah, what are you responsible for... You should talk to the man on duty again?" Are you also responsible for hitting the fence?But this should be told to the uncle on duty who was awakened last night.

Matsuda Jinping's expression became even more horrified: "What! There is also the master on duty??" What kind of devil is he after he is drunk!

System: [...Wait a minute, your conversations don't seem to be on the same channel! 】