Mother of God, your sister

Yanshou looked at those replies on the post, his eyes could not help drifting for a moment←←

He would not admit the fact that he would run away even if he was not accidentally involved in the turbulence of time and space.

After thinking about it, Yanshou suddenly felt that according to this development, when he really went back, he would not be far away from being revealed by human flesh... For the sake of his future life, the witty Yanshou decided to go wrong immediately, ah no , is to correct the theme of this building.

Fellow daoists, lz has been waiting very anxiously, please break it!

===20L-#￥%&===

Emma, ​​she went crooked before she knew it...

===21L-dream===

By the way, when will we not be in the crooked building←←

===22L-Situ Lingyao===

Fellow Daoist Situ, you are so sharp today!

===23L-China Summer===

That is, although Fellow Daoist Situ was as amazing as ever, today's make-up always felt full of some kind of malice.

Pindao belongs to the kind of immortal with strong perception ability, that's why he was specially recruited by the Heavenly Court, you don't have to deny it~

===24L-Elegant Boat===

Fellow Daoist Xiaochuan is indeed a local tyrant!

Tears streaming down my face, don't say the forbidden sentence "special move" in such a calm tone!

How embarrassing are you for the poor man who has been rejected countless times in the civil service exams! (┬＿┬)

===25L-nest in the corner===

Well, fellow Daoist Xiaochuan's perception is correct.

Today is really super irritable ah ah ah ah!

===26L-Situ Lingyao===

Even without the special ability of Fellow Daoist Xiaochuan, we can still feel it, the kind revealed between the lines of Fellow Daoist Situ...

===27L-Wei An Bear===

What happened?Don't tell me, Fellow Daoist Situ, are you dead in love too?

===28L-Mercury===

Oh my god, that's too miserable!

===29L-Racked Hut===

Don't cry, fellow daoists, stand up and fuck!

===30L-Blue Ice===

It's a man silent and a woman crying.

===31L-Tears of Rebirth===

Thank you fellow Taoists for your concern.

Everyone knows that Pindao works in the technical headquarters of the Tianting Forum. Although the forum is smoked from time to time, generally our technical department is used to this working frequency.

but!

Today, I don't know who killed a thousand swords, and suddenly invaded the gossip section of the forum with a piece of garbled code.Yes, that’s right, it’s the board we’re logging into now. No matter how hard we search, we can’t find the source of this garbled code, which makes the workload of Pindao and your colleagues intensified.

Now Pindao is working with his left hand and typing with his right hand to chat with you...

===32L-Situ Lingyao===

……

===33L-#￥%&===

Touching fellow Daoist Situ, chatting while working, you are also quite hardworking.

===34L-Wan Wan===

Why is there a garbled code intrusion? Didn't the firewall of the Divine Consciousness Network respond?

===35L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===

Yes, didn't you say that the firewall at the technical headquarters is awesome?

===36L-Please call me sesame bag===

I don’t know how to be poor, the garbled code seems to be recognized by the firewall, it’s really challenging the three views of technology nerds like me.

I really want to resign, my heart is full. (┬＿┬)

===37L-Situ Lingyao===

It was actually recognized by the fire-eyed firewall!Nima, there is a BOSS-level hacker lurking on our board right now!

===38L-Stardust===

I said... It seems that we have gone awry again.

lz's speech at 33L looks like he's about to cry, okay?

===39L-Xinqing===

Hey!

===40L-#￥%&===

Hey, I accidentally forgot the existence of lz←←

===41L-you and me in the sky===

Hehe, crooked building is our tradition, I am crooked building and I am proud [Put your chest up]

===42L-Moral===

Fellow Daoist Moral, I actually don’t want to refute your

...But do you have breasts?

===43L-Wan Wan===

!!!

===44L-Moral===

Fellow Daoist Wanwan, you...

===45L-Wei An Bear===

I was speechless.

===46L-Mercury===

Fellow Daoist Wanwan, [Emperor of Make-up Knife] is here for you!

===47L-Situ Lingyao===

Fellow Daoist Wan Wan is a new generation [True God God Make Up Sword Emperor]

===48L-Racked Hut===

The tone of ls reveals a strong sense of flattery←←

===49L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===

Ladies and gentlemen, we...we're on the wrong side again...

===50L-Elegant Boat===

Hey!

===51L-#￥%&===

lz Pindao really didn't do it on purpose, maybe when we clicked on this post, we had already got the evil buff of [The building will be crooked anytime, anywhere] without knowing it!

===52L-dream===

Fellow Daoist dream is so right!

===53L-China Summer===

……

===54L-#￥%&===

I'm really sorry lz, Pindao was too angry because he had to work overtime before, so he sent some complaints to your post.

===55L-Situ Lingyao===

...I don't care, so can you solve my problem now?

===56L-#￥%&===

Eh... what did lz ask before?

===57L-Tears of Rebirth===

Fellow Daoist, your memory is really bad, lz wants to write a novel, so use one of the stalks to ask us for advice!

As for the stalk... ←←

===58L-nest in the corner===

ls and lss are weak!

The stalk of lz is how to stop the disaster in the early stage of the Lich War!

I will not admit that I turned the page to see the title before.

===59L-Xinqing===

puff.

===60L-Blue Ice===

……

===61L-#￥%&===

Don't mind, if you tease lz again, be careful lz will become black.

===62L-you and me in the sky===

lz is so cute, we will definitely brainstorm and come up with a good meme for the cute lz.

===63L-Xinqing===

Nothing wrong!I'll come first [raise hand]

First of all, stop the wedding of the two majesties!

Because I don’t need to explain why ←←

===64L-Please call me sesame bag===

Ha ha, very understandable.

That wedding was the first appearance of Fellow Daoist Xiaohong in front of all the great powers of the past.

===65L-Mercury===

Fellow Daoist Xiaohong shocked the prehistoric origin|point...

===66L-China Summer===

You said that His Majesty the Demon Emperor and His Majesty the Eastern Emperor are still so unlucky, could it be the sequelae of that?

===67L-Moral===

Probably!Don't underestimate the lethality of Fellow Daoist Xiaohong, she won't even let her master's brother go, she's just insane!

===68L-Stardust===

My Goddess Fengning, woo woo woo woo...

===69L-Tears of Rebirth===

It is obvious that His Majesty Xuanyuan is more miserable. Her husband has been kidnapped, leaving behind a posthumous son to independently support and manage the human race.

===70L-Racked Hut===

No, no, no, if you want to say that the tragedy is absolutely Houyi and Chang'e!

===71L-Wei An Bear===

I think His Majesty Zhuanxu is the worst, he broke up with sister Jiufeng just after visiting the hall.

===72L-Blue Ice===

Zulong Zufeng refused to accept and came to fight.

===73L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===

...I am speechless again.

===74L-Mercury===

To be fair, Zulong Zufeng is indeed a little bit more tragic than the other couples...

===75L-Elegant Boat===

Their pair also affected many innocent couples.

===76L-you and me in the sky===

Putting Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian aside for the time being, Sanshengmu and Ao Bing were implicated in their family upheaval.

===77L-Wan Wan===

How many lovers has fellow Taoist Xiaohong harmed...

===78L-Xinqing===

#Everything is the fault of the Lingbao who can’t even mention the name#

To sum up, lz, the most important thing you should do is to end the source of all mistakes, so that everyone can HE!

===79L-Racked Hut===

The summary of fellow Daoists in the hut is simply thought-provoking!

===80L-nest in the corner===

#The source of all mistakes - the Lingbao that can't even mention the name#

Why do I feel a bit like the character in the movie I watched in the mortal world a few days ago, youknowwho?

===81L-dream===

Fellow Daoist Xiaohong is the fairyland version of youknowwho.

===82L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===

Or the enhanced version.

===83L-China Summer===

It's not just an enhanced version, it's just an upgrade!

===84L-Situ Lingyao===

Oh, fellow Daoist Situ, are you back?

===85L-Tears of Rebirth===

Not to mention, even after working overtime overnight, he still couldn't find out the source of the gibberish, but he seemed to have become more cautious, and he didn't speak during this time.

===86L-Situ Lingyao===

……

===87L-#￥%&===

Fuck!Why is there a signal reaction again!

It seems that resignation is swollen!

===88L-Situ Lingyao===

******

Yanshou didn't look at all the positioning of Xiaohong youknowwho in the back, he looked at the summary of the dilapidated hut thoughtfully, "If you want to stop the tragedy, you have to stop the source of all mistakes?"

The red hydrangea in the original novel: What did I do wrong...

So, Nuwa, who was flying to Heaven with her elder brother Fuxi to attend the wedding invitation of Emperor Jun and Taiyi, was surprised to find that a little demon who was no more than a golden fairy had escaped the detection of her spiritual sense and appeared in front of her... He hugged his thigh.

Nuwa: ...

Fuxi:  …

Yanshou cried bitterly: "Nuwa Empress, the little demon didn't want to do this, but in order to prevent a tragedy from happening, the little demon had no choice but to..."

Nuwa: "...what are you talking about?"

Yanshou said: "Empress Nuwa, the little demon can swear to the way of heaven, you must never preside over this wedding, this is the root of all mistakes! Your majesty the demon emperor and the east emperor will not be happy in the future either!"

Although she doubted the timing and purpose of the little demon appearing in front of her, Nu Wa saw that he had swear to the way of heaven (actually, Yanshou was swearing to the way of heaven in his original world) without causing punishment from heaven, so she couldn't help but pay attention to what Yanshou said.

But...it's obviously the wedding of Di Jun, Xi He and Chang Xi, so what's the matter with Tai Yi?

Seeing that Nuwa was hesitant, Yanshou thought there was something to be done, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty the Demon Emperor and His Majesty the Eastern Emperor love each other, this wedding must never be held!"

Because Yanshou's appearance was too frightening, neither Nuwa nor Fuxi thought of using the sound insulation technique, and Yanshou's last words were almost uttered with demonic power...

All the monsters in the heavenly court: "..."

Di Junxi and Changxi who came out to welcome the guests: "..."

Yuanzi and others from Sanqing Town who came to the wedding: "..."

With Nantianmen as the center, the Heavenly Court, where thousands of races and guests gathered, was silent for a quarter of an hour.

In the end, it was Xi He who came to his senses first.She glanced at Di Jun and Tai Yi behind him with complicated eyes, no wonder... no wonder Di Jun even got married and pulled his younger brother to stand aside...

"Xi He, listen to my explanation..."

Before Di Jun finished speaking, Xi He slapped him across the face.

"You!" Di Jun was stunned, but Tai Yi, who loved his elder brother, stepped forward immediately, but his behavior was ambiguous at present.

Xi He gave Tai Yi a hard look, and then slapped Di Jun again.

"These two slaps are the price you paid for deceiving our sisters!"

"Goodbye! Scumbag!"

Xihe grabbed his younger sister Changxi's hand, and returned to Lunar Star neatly.

The author has something to say: Happy Singles' Day (...)!

In the original prehistoric novel, both Xihe and Changxi were married to Di Jun... It's unbearable to be single!It must be dismantled!