Mother of God, your sister

Lord Yanshouxing has a secret in his heart, and this secret is unknown even to Tianyu, his official supporting star, who is recognized on the forum.

In fact, the longevity star gentleman is a genius.

The former Yanshou Xingjun was also a good public servant who worked hard in Tianting, but since Tianting Weekly came out, Yanshou Xingjun has become a fan of the weekly magazine, and browses the forum every day.Because I have made an oath to the way of heaven when I registered the ID cassock, I will never take the initiative to disclose any information about myself and others in reality, so the longevity star can feel free to complain and vent his dissatisfaction in reality on the forum.

Over time, Yanshou Xingjun's ability to speak out has also been trained to the full point, and he is really invincible in all forums.As a result, the longevity star Jun Senshen ground mustard.

With wasabi on, he began to become mentally ill. Based on the wide-ranging thinking of a mental patient, Lord Yanshouxing unexpectedly separated out another self, that is, Immortal Tourmaline.

Because the six sages who founded Tianting Weekly's network of spiritual consciousness all know that there is always one or two clones of immortals, and some of the quasi-sages have already cut off the good and evil corpses. In order to prevent these immortals from secretly recreating For an ID, the sages specially asked Daozu Hongjun to help, limiting that the avatar and the three corpses could not apply for ID robes as independent individuals.

But the Tourmaline Immortal, who was produced by the longevity star, is indeed a special exception.He has not yet cultivated to the quasi-sage, and the other half of his soul is strangely not defined as a clone or one of the three corpses. It just so happened that Hongjun accompanied Luo Hu back to his natal home in those years (...) Demon Realm, and Lord Yanshou Xing The hole was drilled so easily.He tentatively bought another Tianting Weekly, and switched to Xianjun's Xiange registration of Bixi Xianjun, and it succeeded!

Since then, Yanshou Xingjun has embarked on the road of no return, and every day on the forum, he has a lot of fun with his other ID robes. If he sings a good face, the other himself will inevitably sing a bad face. , very happy.

Sometimes when Lord Yanshou Xing browses the forum, he will always secretly laugh when he sees the comments of fellow Taoists under the post where he once fought with another self.

Fellow Daoist Zheyi, Fellow Daoist Tourmaline and you are in love and killing each other!

===223L-Elegant Boat===

Is Fellow Daoist Zheyi going to cheat?Summon Tianyu Daoist!

===224L-Mercury===

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===225L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===

Mouth!Don't you see that Fellow Daoist Tianyu is so sad that he can't even speak? He must have been abandoned.

Fellow Daoist Tianyu, come to my bowl quickly!

===336L-Racked Hut===

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Don't be too happy with Emma hugging left and right, single dogs decide to boycott you guys who show affection!

===406L-Wei An Bear===

According to ls, set this couple on fire!

===407L-dream===

Why not dogs and men?Don't we know the genders of Fellow Daoist Zheyi and Fellow Daoist Tourmaline?

===408L-Moral===

ls is really OUT, as a fairy, gender should be regarded as floating clouds, but the realm of male and female can be attacked or accepted!

===409L-Please call me sesame bag===

Fellow Daoist Sesame Bun really expressed my heart in one word!

Click 32 likes, praise, praise!

===410L-nest in the corner===

Fellow Daoist Sesame Bun is really logical!

Pindao kneels down to you...

===411L-Wan Wan===

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Mr. Yanshouxing has been so smart that he has deceived the ignorant friends on the forum for hundreds of years, but the facts have proved that "you always have to pay back when you come out to hang out", when he learned that he was (deleted) blessed by the red hydrangea like a bolt from the blue (Deleted) The curse lock is expected to be a proper death relationship in the next hundred years, the already mentally ill Yanshou Xingjun became even more blackened, and he decided to hide the identity of Xiaohong Taoist How could he be the only one who was exposed to the forum?

Who knows that extreme joy begets sorrow, perhaps because of the space shock caused by Nuwa and Luya passing through the space-time tunnel, the unlucky longevity prolonging star Jun Hei Huaxin was standing in place to browse the forum at that time, and unfortunately became the only victim who was involved in the turbulence of time and space Or, in fact, his sudden disappearance at the back of the post is really not out of intention (┬_┬)

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Mr. Yanshou Xing finally broke free from the turbulence of time and space, and saw himself in the next moment!

The self with a youthful face, who had just reached the Golden Immortal cultivation base, was kicked out to participate in the Lich decisive battle.Standing behind the top ten demon saints, they were covered with as much dirt as they wanted.

...Emma, ​​it seems that she accidentally exposed the racial camp that she always wanted to hide.

Now is not the time to worry about this time. Although Yanshou hasn't figured out what's going on, he still runs away before all the liches on the battlefield notice him.

On the opposite side, Lord Yanshou Xing, ah no, now it is just a little golden fairy under the seat of the ten great demons. He wiped his eyes, and the person opposite him who looked like him had disappeared without a trace.

"It's a war now, be serious!" Shangyang Demon Saint turned around and reprimanded.

"Yes, yes!" Zhe Yi comforted himself secretly, he must be dazzled.

In the corner, Lord Yanshouxing, who was invisible, suddenly felt a huge repulsive force squeezing his whole body. He thought in his heart that it was terrible. This is because the heavens do not allow two "selves" to exist, and he wants to repel him as an odd number. Get out of this space!

Yanshou, who was on the verge of death, immediately took out the weekly gossip magazine, logged into the forum, and wanted to leave his last words, no matter what...

However, the moment he logged into the forum, Heaven's rejection of him disappeared.It turned out that Yanshou had unknowingly divided into another self, Immortal Bixi, since Gossip Weekly regards them as two IDs, Tiandao, who has not yet updated with the times, is naturally fooled.

If you want to talk about how a Da Luo Jinxian who prolongs his life was not discovered by the spiritual consciousness of Hongjun, Sanqing and other saints, it is still the credit of Tianting Weekly in his hand←←

Tianting Weekly is refined by six sages, so it is a small case to hide the existence of life extension!

So Yanshou secretly began to watch the Lich decisive battle he had participated in in the corner, but gradually realized that something was wrong under the name of Yanshou!He thought he had gone back to the past, and he took it for granted that the remnants of the dead brothers of the Yaozu would be included in the demon-calling banner by Nuwa Saint, but what about the demon-calling banner?Why didn't Zhaoyao Banner appear when he saw his brothers all frightened away!

In the end, except for Gong Gong, Di Jun, Tai Yi, Xi He, the Ten Great Demon Saints, and the Ten Great Ancestral Witches all blew themselves up and died.

Yanshou can only watch helplessly, he can't do anything, and even if he leaves the protection of Tianting Weekly, he will be rejected by heaven.

"Huh? Little guy, why do you have the same aura as me?"

A Taoist with a white beard jumped out suddenly. Seeing Yanshou hugging Tianting Weekly in a daze, he asked in surprise, "How did you get dragged into this world by the turbulence of time and space?"

The white-bearded Taoist just raised his eyebrows. In order to win the favor of his first love (...) Styx, he was so cruel that he came to another prehistoric world and robbed another self through space magic power←←

Seeing that Yanshou remained silent and raised his eyebrows, he didn't care. He had suffered a lot of cold reception on the way of pursuing love (...), but he still found his first love, Xiao Ming!

Yanshou ignored the raised eyebrows, and muttered to himself: "Could it be because of me, because my appearance disturbed the way of heaven, causing His Majesty the Demon Emperor to die and cannot be resurrected?!"

Yang Mei almost hurt his stomach from laughing. He rolled his eyes and decided not to tell Yanshou that this was a Lich War in another world. "Boy, do you want to change all this?"

Yanshou's eyes lit up, he raised his eyebrows and said firmly: "I think! I want to change the mistakes I made because of myself (...)!"

Yang Mei held back a smile and shook his shoulders, "I will cast a spell to send you back to the past, you must prevent this tragedy from happening!"

Yanshou threw himself into the time channel opened by Yangmei with a gesture of sacrificing his life for righteousness, and Yangmei finally couldn't help laughing and lay on the ground.

"Raise eyebrows." Hongjun's spiritual consciousness connected thousands of worlds, and finally found Yangmei.

He raised his eyebrows and rubbed his still sore stomach, "You're so petty, why did you come to me?"

"There is a star king in the fairy world who accidentally got involved in the turbulence of time and space before Nuwa. According to my calculations, he is currently in the same world as you. Please bring him back."

He raised his eyebrows and thought about it, although pettyness is very important, but he has a family, "Smallness, I still have use for that Xingjun, you can lend me a few days!"

Hongjun was silent, "...what do you want to do?"

She raised her eyebrows and said innocently: "I just want to make a good show for Xiaoming~ I'm so petty, don't tell me you..."

"The Xingjun will be taken care of by you for the time being!" Hongjun, who couldn't hold it anymore, quickly cut off the call.

Raising eyebrows and smiling slyly, he and Xiao Ming finally had a souvenir for the 1-year anniversary of becoming a Taoist couple!

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Back to the Heavenly Court just established, Dijun and Taiyi are about to invite their colleagues to come and join them ah no, it's the wedding of Dijun and Xihe, Taiyi and Changxi.

Yanshou is a little distressed, he really doesn't know how to change history.

At this time, he discovered that the forum of Tianting Weekly was still available!

[Help] Back in the early days of the prehistoric period, Emperor Jun Yaohuang had just established the Heavenly Court, what should he do if he wants to change the Lich War?

===1L-#￥%&===

Hahaha, is this the idea of ​​a new novel?

===2L-Blue Ice===

This meme is not bad, lz can I borrow it?

===3L-Tears of Rebirth===

His Majesty the Demon Emperor had just established the Heavenly Court, so he must have been very handsome back then!

Your Majesty, you are my male god! (ˉ﹃ˉ)

===4L-Wan Wan===

Fellow Daoist Wanwan, don't you think you have too many male gods...

===5L-Stardust===

But at that time, the Demon Emperor and His Majesty the Eastern Emperor must be very high-spirited =v=

lz remember to ask for autograph for me!

===6L-Wei An Bear===

Correct ls, there was no concept of signed photo at that time

Since lz is going to write an article, some things should be verified.

===7L-Cold and handsome man Tianyu===

Fellow Daoist Tianyu, long time no see!

===8L-China Summer===

Ever since Fellow Daoist Tianyu was innocently abandoned by Fellow Daoist Zheyi...

===9L-Mercury===

It's obvious that Fellow Daoist Zheyi and Fellow Daoist Bixi eloped...

===10L-you and me in the sky===

Hehe, I think Fellow Daoist Zheyi ran away because he was afraid of being exposed by our human flesh.

===11L-dream===

ls+1, actually let us know the identity of Fellow Daoist Xiaohong!

In the next 100 years, I will definitely die in love!

===12L-nest in the corner===

Death Love +10086 woo woo woo woo...

===13L-Please call me sesame bag===

(┬＿┬) If I talk too much, I will be in tears. I was dumped by my girlfriend just after learning about Xiaohong’s identity as a fellow Taoist...

===14L-Passerby===

Fuck!So effective!

===15L-Racked Hut===

The red hydrangea is really a big killer...

===16L-Xinqing===

lss Shut up, those three words are forbidden! ! !

===17L-Elegant Boat===

By the way, where did everyone go wrong? Has no one noticed that lz's ID vestment is very strange?

===18L-Moral===

ls Your focus also has subtle slots ←←

===19L-Situ Lingyao===

The author has something to say: Don't feel reluctant just because the main text is over. In fact, there are still a lot of extra stories that have not been written. Which pair of CP should I write first?