Mother of God, your sister

Zhang Changlin knew that he had come to the world of mixed novels only now.

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Since his ascension, Li Changlin has felt the great universe... oh no, it is the malice of the Great Heavenly Dao (...). The admiration for the heavens in his mind suddenly collapsed. To paraphrase a sentence that is very popular in gossip weekly: "In order to fool the earth immortals in the mortal world into ascension, the Great Heavenly Court is also working hard to beautify its own image!"

Enthusiastically helping Zhang Changlin and other immortals to popularize the common sense of the immortal world, looked at their blank expressions, shook his head and said: "Oh, the quality of the ascension immortals is really not as good as that of the previous generation. I think blablabla back then..."

Being able to stand out from the crowd of monks and finally succeed in ascension after experiencing countless hardships, Zhang Changlin and his group of immortals are not without brains. The previous state of stupidity is just a bit far from reality and fantasy.Seeing that the fairy was about to leave, Zhang Changlin and the others looked at each other, and quickly pulled him back, "This fairy friend, I'm just here for the first time, and I hope the fairy friend can give you some advice!"

Speaking of which, another newly promoted immortal who was closer to the immortal had already sent a high-grade spirit treasure over without a trace.

The immortal suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, "It's easy to say, in Xiayunzhou, you can replace me as a fellow Taoist in Yunzhou!"

In a teahouse not far from Nantianmen, Zhang Changlin and others sat around a table with the Immortal of Yunzhou, carefully pouring him a cup of tea.

The Yunzhou immortal was not hypocritical, took a sip from the teacup, and began to introduce Zhang Changlin and other immortals in detail with a very friendly attitude: "Poverty Dao ascended to heaven in the Northern Song Dynasty in the human world. The news of hundreds of years is still well known."

Seeing his complacent expression, Zhang Changlin secretly held a fairy friend beside him, looked at the Tianting Weekly in Yunzhou's hand, and complained hesitantly.With Tianting Weekly in hand, isn't the gossip in the Three Realms "knowledgeable"...

Yunzhou naturally noticed the changes in the expressions of these people, and his favorability for Zhang Changlin suddenly increased. This little fairy knows how to read people's faces!

He went on to say: "Speaking of which, the timing of Pindao's ascension is also very good. Many immortal friends have suffered from the existence of Tianting Weekly for many years. I am fortunate enough to see the six sages gathered in the Heavenly Court with my own eyes, which is also a blessing of the poor!"

Hearing this, not only a group of newly promoted immortals, but also the immortals sitting at a few tables nearby looked at Yunzhou enviously, "Blessed Taoists!"

Yunzhou pretended to be indifferent on the surface, but in fact he was happy in his heart. This was the thing he was most proud of after his ascension.

Because the sage was brought out in the Yunzhou dialect, many celestial beings also came over one after another, and one of them couldn't help but sighed: "Several sages have boundless magic power, and they can know the past, present and future with just one thought. What people admire is that they worked together to create the magic weapon of 'Tianting Weekly'!"

"Yeah, yeah," the other half is also quite "modern", and seems to be a fairy who ascended in the modern world, "It seems that I am a monk who is used to 'high technology' in the world, and I was still nervous before ascension Being able to adapt to the rules and regulations of the fairy world, I did not expect the Haotian Jade Emperor and several saints to keep pace with the times, imitate the "Internet" in the human world, and refine Tianting Weekly into a spiritual treasure comparable to the "Internet"!"

Zhang Changlin looked at the several immortals who had ascended with him and agreed with him, and suddenly felt that the whole person was not well!Is it the wrong posture for him to pass the thunder tribulation, or the wrong way of ascension?Modern monks still know the Internet?Do you want to keep pace with the times like this? Damn! ——The real savage Zhang Changlin, who has been hiding in the deep mountains and old forests after crossing, expresses his envy, jealousy and hatred!

At this time, an immortal said with a regretful expression: "It's a pity that Tianting Weekly is a spiritual treasure refined by six saints. It is still half a chip inferior to the Xiantian Lingbao. It is unable to show the projection of the appearance of several saints!"

"By the way, didn't Fellow Daoist Yunzhou have the honor to witness the true faces of several saints?"

Yunzhou said modestly: "Poverty Dao has just watched a few times from a distance outside the Nantian Gate."

Even these words could not stop the immortals who blindly worshiped the saint. They looked at Yunzhou eagerly, eager to learn some news about the saint.

Zhang Changlin's eyes went dark again: This kind of vision that the whole heaven is a fan of saints!

Having said that, what is a saint?Before Zhang Changlin crossed over, he knew about Taoist Sanqing and Buddhist Sakyamuni. Could this be a saint?

Yunzhou said with a rising tone of exclamation: "Pindao still remembers that it was the day when the two great gods Wenquxing and Wuquxing assisted the emperor in the mortal world to complete their merits and return to the heaven. The fairy friends who heard the news in the weekly magazine went out to the Nantian Gate to welcome them, and there are not only two great gods who have never wanted to return to the fairy world!"

A fairy said excitedly: "I know, I know! Saint Nuwa and Daoist Lu Ya also came here at that time, and only then did we know that Saint Nuwa has been living in the mortal world, and even brought two mortals up here Woolen cloth!"

Yunzhou curled his lips secretly. He always felt that he was seriously robbed of the show, so he quickly answered: "The two mortals brought back by Saint Nuwa are also of extraordinary identities! Zhan Zhao is the reincarnation of Zu Feng, the former patriarch of the Feng clan Bai Yutang is the reincarnation of Zulong, and now they have awakened the memories of their previous lives, their cultivation has reached the quasi-sage level, and they can be regarded as one of the best figures in the Three Realms!"

Zhang Changlin was dizzy again, Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang...Zulong Zufeng...Isn't he the Seven Heroes and the Five Righteousnesses!

The fairy who had snatched Yunzhou's words before said: "That day, it was not only the two great gods who returned to the fairyland with Nuwa Saint? The Erlang God Yang Jian, the third prince Nezha, and the Santan Haihui Great God Nezha, The Three Holy Mothers of Mount Hua, Yang Chan, and the Third Prince of the East China Sea, Ao Bing... really are a shrunken version of Ten Thousand Immortals coming to court!"

Zhang Changlin was dumbfounded, Wan Xian came to court...!

Immediately, a fairy family took over the conversation and said: "You have forgotten Taoist Duobao, and the Holy Mother of Wudang was also there that day? Speaking of which, their former teacher's sect is the real scene of ten thousand immortals coming to court!"

Hearing this, everyone fell silent.

"Where is there any Daoist with many treasures, now he is a Buddhist Tathagata Buddha!"

The immortals couldn't help but sigh, "Who would have thought that the head disciple of the number one sect in the Three Realms in the past would become the leader of the Western people?"

"There are so many senior immortals involved in the Conferred God Quantity Tribulation, Taoist Duobao was reincarnated into a Buddha for the sake of the luck of the whole sect..."

Among the twittering discussions, only Zhang Changlin looked ugly. The new immortals around him noticed it, and thought that the other party couldn't accept such a... er, a group of gossiping immortals. In fact, they were also drunk after hearing these inside stories. up!

On the other hand, Zhang Changlin couldn't accept that he had worked hard for a hundred years, but came to the fairyland after the novel "Fengshen Yanyi"!

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For "Fengshen Yanyi", Zhang Changlin still has a lot of research. After all, he was obsessed with cultivating immortals in his previous life, so he collected a lot of books about cultivating Taoism.When I first read Fengshen Yanyi, Zhang Changlin wanted to use it to research and publish the fairy mountain and blessed land of Yun Zhongzi and others in the book, but he found nothing.

But after reading the whole book, Zhang Changlin at least knows what is meant by explaining teaching and cutting teaching. The original Sanqing Taoist who he always thought of has become a saint of the three sects in the book, not to mention Nezha and Yang Jian. Even with the familiar name in modern times, Daoist Duobao, as the head disciple of Jiejiao, his name can also give a strong sense of existence in Zhang Changlin's mind!

After becoming a fairy, Zhang Changlin, who has never forgotten anything, naturally remembered all the details in the book, but how much he wishes he didn't know anything at this moment!

#After crossing the road, I worked hard for a hundred years and ascended until I realized that I had arrived in the world of novels, and the plot was over, what should I do?urgent!Wait online#

When Zhang Changlin, who had been distracted for a moment, came back to his senses, all the immortals had already started discussing the matter of the Holy Mother of Wudang and her registered disciple Bai Suzhen.

Zhang Changlin: ...

"Bai Suzhen's millennium practice is hard-won. She even gave up the chance to become a fairy for Xu Xian, a mere mortal. I really don't know whether to call her stupid or stupid..."

"Even Yang Tianyou, the mortal that Princess Yaoji fell in love with back then, is better than this irresponsible Xu Xian!"

All the immortals are saddened. You must know that it is not easy to become an immortal these days. There are especially few female immortals, and even fewer female immortals with gentle temperaments. It was not easy for Bai Suzhen to become their immortal friend, but she fell to the end where her cultivation for a thousand years was ruined. , Let the immortals feel sorry.

Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness, Romance of the Gods, Legend of the White Snake, Lotus Lantern... Zhang Changlin was really speechless.

But apparently, these seem to be familiar gossip in the fairy world, and even a newly promoted fairy like Zhang Changlin can occasionally interject a few words.Unavoidably, he was understated in front of a group of newly promoted immortals, so Zhang Changlin decided to chime in to improve his presence!

By the way, what did you just say... oh, the fairy Sifan question.

Zhang Changlin thought for a while, and decided to use the TV series Lotus Lantern that he knew best in his previous life as an interjection topic, "Isn't Yang Chan, the third saint of Huashan, the same as Bai Suzhen, married a mortal Liu Yanchang, and gave birth to a son Liu Chenxiang."

Immortals: "..."

Who is Liu Yanchang?

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#一天，红羊球 was imprisoned by Nuwa again, so I secretly boarded the forum of Tianting Weekly for help#

[Tree Hole] I was imprisoned by the master again, so it's swollen... qaq

rt, lz thinks that he is a good spirit treasure who is very considerate of his master, but the master never sees lz's sincerity, so I don't know how many times he has been confined tat

===1l-I am the helpful little red===

Fuck!Even Guan Lingbao's confinement, lz's master is a real tyrant and doesn't explain it!Poor boy, I'm still using a medium-grade magic weapon to this day...

===2l- Passerby A===

ls The poor devil is dead!Little Red Sister, quickly abandon your master and run into your brother's arms!

===3l-The most handsome man in the world===

Ignoring ls and lss, lz, can you elaborate on what conflicts you have with your master?

===4l-Racky Hut===

oh!Is such that……

lz is a spirit treasure with special functions. It is not only used for attack or defense. The biggest function of lz is to help lovers get married. According to lz's past performance, lz can proudly say that the business completion rate is 90.00% nine!

===5l-I am the helpful little red===

Speaking of which, lz's function is indeed very useful, why doesn't your master want to see you?

===6l-Tianyu===

How is 90.00% nine?

===7l-Wan Wan===

Reply 6l: lz doesn't know why, every time lz matches up with a lover, lz's master's face will become ugly, and then he will treat Xiaohong worse and worse tat

Reply to 7l: Because lz was caught by the owner when he was matching the last couple, and then...he was locked up

===8l-I am the helpful little red===

Speaking of which, it is indeed Master Liz's fault.

===9l-Mercury===

Could it be that the owner of lz is an old virgin male or female? !

===10l-Weian Bear===

Once you accept this setting, it doesn't seem impossible...

===11l-nest in the corner

No, no, no, no, the master of lz has a son, and an official spouse!

...But the official partner does seem unwilling to admit the relationship between Master lz and his son←←

===12l-I am the helpful little red===

It seems that I can't get the nourishment of love, so my mind is distorted.

===13l-Elegant Boat===

ls+1

I think so too

===14l-dream===

lss+1

===15l-Dentist===

Ehhhhh?Is that so?

But lz sometimes see the relationship between the master and the official partner is also very good

===16l-I am the helpful little red===

Liz is so naive!

===17l-Xin'er===

I was preempted by ls when I was about to say it, let me explain it to lz

lz Is there a big difference between the master and the official partner getting along in front of the person and behind the person?

===18l-Zhe Wing===

That's right...

===19l-I am the helpful little red===

That means that their relationship is only for outsiders. In fact, the marriage between the master of lz and the official spouse has reached a precarious situation!

===20l-Zhe Wing===

I saw this tree hole just now, by the way... have you guys gone crooked?

===21l-Meteor Tears===

There is no crooked building, we are popularizing the consequences of the breakdown of the relationship between the owner and the official spouse for the pure lz, which is also the reason why lz has been locked up many times.

===22l-Tianyu===

ls words are really sharp, decisive praise.

===23l-The cloud===

Me, me, me, why am I still a little confused?

===23l-I am the helpful little red===

Alas, lz is so pure, the master of such a Lingbao lz can also do it, it is really sensational (sang) people (xin) listen (bing) smell (kuang)...

====34l-China Summer===

ls+10086

===35l-Stardust===

ls+ID card number

lx remember to keep the formation!

===36l-Ink dyed brocade===

What kind of ID number is there? It's obviously the id vestment!

===37l-Xinqing===

36l must be soaring in modern times.

===38l-Weian Bear===

Is that so? The master of lz blamed lz because he had a bad relationship with the official spouse? ! ! !

===39l-I am the helpful little red===

lz's reflex arc is really long...

===40l-Mercury===

Don't you think it's cute?

===41l-Racky Hut===

When did all the solid horses in the forum gather in this thread? !

===42l- Passerby A===

The author has something to say: I'm fat to mess with!

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Still you are good qaq

Because I was abused so badly, I really can’t get rid of it in this chapter. I’m sorry.

ps I will go through the endings of Qiwu, Baolian, and White Snake through the fairy gossip dictation and forum body in these chapters, and then there will be a pair of cp episodes~~

This is the first time I feel that the end is not indefinitely!