Mother of God, your sister

As a time traveler, he has been going smoothly since his rebirth, and was lucky enough to get a body with top aptitude suitable for cultivating immortals. Zhang Changlin, who has been cultivating immortals for a hundred years, was finally able to ascend to the sky. The first moment he reached the South Gate of Heaven, he felt himself The whole person is not well!

For a group of lower realm monks who have not yet ascended, one can imagine the respect for the heaven.As one of the important gates guarding the Heavenly Court, the Nantian Gate is undoubtedly solemn and solemn in the imagination of Zhang Changlin and others.However, the scene in front of him is comparable to Zhang Changlin's past life when the supermarket was dumping, and the smoky scene of a group of aunts fighting for goods, broke the hearts of the young people who had just ascended and had longing for heaven.

Zhang Changlin is also a person who has lived two lifetimes. He was the first to wake up among the few people who had just ascended. He stepped forward to ask a fairy who was waiting in line: "Dare to ask this fairy?" Friends, this is the South Heaven Gate?"

The immortal impatiently closed a jade slip in his hand——Zhang Changlin noticed that almost every immortal present had a copy, and his divine sense penetrated into it while queuing up. I didn't see that I was busy...Huh? You just ascended!"

The sudden shout attracted the attention of all the immortals around.

"It's the little beet that just ascended!"

"No newcomer has come up for many years!"

"Our community is short of such young immortals!"

"My immortal friend, buy a Tianting Weekly Marriage section, it is said that there is a Yuelao who has been diving in this section for a long time!"

"#￥%&*..."

Poor Zhang Changlin and several others were surrounded by enthusiastic immortals, each of them tried their best to trick them into joining their phalanx.At this moment, a thunderbolt resounded from the sky above the Nantian Gate, and thousands of brilliance bloomed in an instant. The immortals who had surrounded Zhang Changlin and others enthusiastically promoting the sales were shocked, and they had no time to pack their things. They quickly used escapism to escape. .

"The city management is here——!!!"

Standing in front of the heavenly soldiers and generals in the sky above is a graceful girl in green clothes with clear eyebrows.She looked at the escaping lights and snorted coldly: "It's a shame to be in front of the Nantian Gate without a license. I'm so daring. Arrest them all!"

Following the order of the girl in green, the heavenly soldiers and generals chased after the fleeing immortals like wolves and tigers, but after a while, the immortals who were tightly tied up with the immortal ropes were arrested back dejectedly.

"Report to Fairy Bixiao, one of the immortals has escaped."

The woman named Bi Xiao raised her eyebrows and asked, "Which family is it from?"

The Heavenly General replied: "It seems to be... practicing the kung fu of the underworld."

Bi Xiao's eyes turned cold, and then he smiled slowly: "I will lock him up myself."

After finishing speaking, she took out a small golden pair of scissors, and chased after the fairy without hesitation, and soon there was a dragon roar and a horrible scream.

The rest of the Nantianmen monks couldn't help being terrified, even the bound immortals stopped making trouble, and stood obediently in place waiting to be punished.

Bi Xiao returned with a happy face, but there was no sign of the escaped monk. She waved her hand: "This is the end of unlicensed business, take them all away!"

After Bixiao and Tianjiang left, the atmosphere in Nantianmen gradually warmed up from the freezing point just now. The fairy who Zhang Changlin asked before said with emotion: "I know Fairy Bixiao has always disliked people in the underworld, but she is still so arrogant." Escaping is really killing me!"

Immortals around also joined in the gossip after hearing it——

"That's right. I have a fairy friend who works in the underworld. After learning that Bixiao Fairy has inspected the Nantian Gate for nearly a hundred years, he never dared to come again!"

"If you want me to say, that golden jiao scissors is indeed the spiritual treasure on the Fenbao Cliff of the Taoist ancestor. The sage Tongtian bestowed it on Fairy Bixiao, which shows how much he loves her!"

"Then you haven't seen Fairy Bixiao's eldest sister, Fairy Yunxiao's spiritual treasure, in the Battle of Conferred Gods, Fairy Yunxiao used the Hunyuan Golden Dou in her hand to wipe out the top three flowers of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao! "

Seeing the gossip intensified, Zhang Changlin and the others were quite embarrassed. Fortunately, a fairy saw this and pulled them out, "Are you new here?"

Zhang Changlin and the others looked at each other and nodded.

The immortal shook his feet, "Do you know why those unlicensed businessmen surrounded you just now?"

"..." Everyone looked blankly.

The fairy looked back with a look of regret: "You guys are lucky. I met Bi Xiao and I am patrolling now. I was not so lucky back then. I was tricked by them and bought a bunch of pirated goods!"

Zhang Changlin suddenly discovered why the words used by these immortals are so modern?Whether it is the urban management or the pirated version, it is quite like him traveling through the previous earth in the 21st century.

Perhaps because of Zhang Changlin's calm performance before, several ascended immortals couldn't help but cast their eyes on him, and Zhang Changlin also consciously stood up: "Dare to ask this immortal friend, what is a 'piracy'?"

The immortal shook the jade slip in his hand: "This, do you know?"

From the fairy's speech, Zhang Changlin and others knew that the jade slips that almost everyone had a copy of were called "Tianting Weekly", which was published by Tianting Publishing House, the first group in the world of immortals.At first it was really just a weekly magazine, and later it gradually evolved into the only public tool recognized by monks in the earth fairy world, which integrates gossip, forums, literature, tree holes, etc.

The editor-in-chief of Tianting Weekly, Yaochi even invited Daozu Hongjun, Demon Lord Rahu, six saints and three human emperors, eleven beings detached from heaven and earth, to bless Tianting Weekly with protection and efficacy, so that anyone who has bought Tianting Weekly All monks can "go online" by inputting their own mana.

Of course, the Tianting Weekly released by Tianting only has the gossip section, and the rest of the game section, forum section, etc. need to be purchased by yourself at a branch of the Tianting Chain Store with the Tianting Weekly.As the saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Due to the high cost of purchasing the sections of Tianting Weekly, many shy immortals cannot afford it, and the pirated industry has emerged as the times require.

The pirated version is much cheaper than the genuine version, but the disadvantage is that you cannot register and log in, you cannot post comments, and even some encrypted documents or articles that require credits cannot be viewed.This group of pirate dealers has been squatting in front of the Nantian Gate for a long time, waiting to meet a few rookies who have just ascended to the sky and have a good time fooling around.The top executives of Tianting Weekly also have a headache about this, so they have the position of appointing immortals as inspectors every hundred years.

After the fairy finished speaking, he regretted again with a depressed face: "If I hadn't been greedy for petty gains and bought pirated copies, now I can leave a message in the literature section and ask the author to update it quickly!"

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It's been so long, yet someone still remembers me, I'm really ashamed...

ps: Some brain holes about "going online" in Tianting Weekly come from the general knowledge of Lingbao Wanjie in "Bagua Cultivation World"

I roughly thought about the screen names of Nuwa and others——

Nuwa-soft girl

Luya-Lihuo

Hongjun-**oss

Rahu - General Attack

Laozi-Elder brother is not easy to do

Primitive-Cold Second Brother

Tongtian-Yuzum's younger brother

The names of other people are really incompetent, please help...