Bizarre beater

"Is your brain broken at last?" Bram said coldly. "That's a sterling silver coffin."

"It turns out that you are also afraid of silverware just like in the legend?"

Bram: "It's nasty. Silver doesn't kill me, but it makes me sick, just a little better than being out in the sun."

Except for their appearance, most of his dependents have nothing to do with the legendary vampires.

Not afraid of sunlight, not afraid of silverware, basically only show fighting instinct when following instructions.

But he himself is like the most orthodox vampire, immortal, even if most of his body is cut off, he will not die. He hates silverware and sunlight, and likes to sleep.

Gogol straightened him who was about to be put in, and apologized: "I'm sorry, sorry, please forgive the clown's joke, hurting my companion is a scene I don't want to see."

Bram continued with a cold face: "But you will be very excited."

"It's the first time we've met. Is it necessary to be so indifferent to me? The boss sent me to invite new companions with you." Mr. Clown expressed that he was hurt by his indifference to his companions.

"None of that matters. I'm just shocked that you're able to recruit new associates."

The Vampire Earl, who has been isolated from the world for many years and doesn't care about the turmoil in the world, was forced to join the gang. He knows very well that he is just Fukuchi Sakurachi's medium for manipulating the vampires, and he has no more autonomy than a puppet.

But he really doesn't care, he is more interested in new technological products than human struggles.

"Is the emerald green object with a long black wire on the ground a new type of gun? But if it needs to be charged, it is not suitable for use on the battlefield?"

"That's a welding torch."

Party B Yunhe groped to come in from the outside, so as not to kick the tools randomly placed on the ground, stood against the wall, only vaguely saw two white hairs, and asked suspiciously: "Am I too blind? This even I don’t seem to have seen the gentleman who doesn’t even know the welding torch.”

Gogol enthusiastically answered his question: "Because his shoulders were cut off by our boss~ Thanks to the powerful undead attribute of vampires, he is still alive and well."

"So, do you have anything to do with me?"

Party B Yunhe said in a bad mood because he lost his glasses.

"Our boss asked us to invite you to join us."

"Because of the Five Declines of Heaven and Man, is it normal that there are six people?"

Yunhe's words made Gogol smile even more happily: "Very interesting statement! I'm looking forward to your joining."

"No, I refuse."

"Huh?" Gogol froze with a cheerful and lively look, put Bram on the ground first, used his supernatural powers to teleport non-stop, and began to observe Yunhe's expression from various angles, trying to see that he was joking.

In the end, he asked in frustration: "Why? Mingming Tuosi was also there, and Sigma and I were also there, but you refused without hesitation. Is it because the person who invited you was not Tuosi?"

Party B Yunhe: "Because my free soul tells me that I don't want to do this. So all external constraints can't shake me."

He is not the kind of person who can kill his own essence for the sake of feelings. Unless Tuosi forced him to join the five evils of heaven and man with death, he would not consider such troublesome things.

Gogol was silent for a long time, and suddenly laughed out loud.

Two other people: "..."

Forget it, I seem to have gotten used to this person's nerves.

"I understand! I have been torturing myself for complete freedom, but I have actually locked myself in a cage called 'freedom'. Because I care too much about my mood, I inevitably went in the wrong direction."

Gogol gave the second party Yunhe a warm hug, and said in a suddenly enlightened tone: "Don't resist your surging passion and rich emotions, and don't let him control your mind too much, examine your heart with the attitude of an outsider. , Only in this way can we gain true freedom!"

"I declare that from today, Yunhe is also my best friend!"

Yunhe: "...Thank you, but I think you should control yourself a little bit."

It didn't look like he could control himself before.

"No! Let me experience this new level of freedom! What if tomorrow I feel free in another way?"

Bram: "It's very cold on the ground, and it's very rude to put me on the ground. Put me in a warm coffin within two revolutions of the second hand at the slowest."

Gogol then picked him up and stuffed it into Yunhe's hand: "Come and feel the feel of this holy sword! It is said that it can burn heresy until it turns into ashes."

Yun He, who just lost the tool used for cremation: "Oh."

He tried to discuss with Bram: "Can I exchange your sword for something else?"

Bram:? ? ?

"Has your human thinking been alienated to such an extent?"

Although he has rarely communicated with humans since he became a vampire, isn't this too outrageous?

"I was serious."

"...The holy sword is bound to me. If I try to break free, I will die immediately."

"Then what kind of coffin do you like?"

Bram: "..."

Destroy, this outrageous world.

Since the assets of a certain earl were embezzled, the kind-hearted Gogol placed the order on his behalf.

Following the example of the other coffin brought by Gogol, Yunhe, the second party, quickly made an identical new coffin as Bram's new house.

He solemnly wrote on the coffin board in cursive English: "Beautiful in life, complete in death."

[Fuling · "Beauty": Let the user restore the most beautiful appearance in life. 】

With rejection written all over his face, Bram was forced into the coffin and closed it.

Then Party B, Yunhe, called his almighty lover. The other party was busy dealing with his boss and couldn't get through. When he saw his message, someone sent him a new pair of glasses immediately.

Bake it at a suitable temperature for an hour, and a beautiful and complete blood earl will come out of the oven.

It is because Mr. Gogol checks his maturity from time to time, and his face is not very good-looking.

Party B, Yunhe, wore brand-new gold-rimmed glasses and thought he was a gentle scum (crossed out) an elegant son. He took out the holy sword from the coffin and tried to activate it.

The golden flame attached to the sword, shining brilliantly, made a certain hell master feel uncomfortable for a moment.

Although his trumpet is of the light attribute, it also has the water attribute, so it is not suitable.

Or use it for cremation.

Plum, who was very familiar with this feeling, directly closed the coffin and went to sleep.

I had already closed my eyes, but after thinking about it, I opened the coffin and warned them: "Don't disturb my peaceful sleep, or my family will tear this place down."

The earl, who regained the control of the vampire, spoke very hard, and was hanged on the wall with a coffin as a sample for the guests.

"Are you really not considering joining us? You just need to play together, and you can refuse the boss's order if you don't like it."

"I reject."

Gogol gave up in frustration and disappeared in place.

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Party B Yunhe continued his work.

He put the sterling silver coffin into a large wooden box, and began to think about how to organize it.

In the legend of the blood clan, the more famous one is Cain in the Hebrew mythology system.

Cain was exiled because of jealousy and became the first vampire.

He soon had wonderful ideas.

A cross, angel wings, and seven virtues were written on the coffin board.

Loyalty, hope, generosity, justice, fortitude, temperance, thrift.

I hope that the vampires who were imprisoned can repent and be human again in the next life.

Party B Yunhe originally planned to send it directly to the port mafia.

The system doesn't want to.

It means that the coffin that is not an order will be recycled in the end, and if it is rented out, it needs to be paid.

The price offered by the system to Mafia is "a one-month rental of a business license for abilities".

At the very beginning, it also offered such a price to the Armed Detective Agency.

And this time, the port mafia quickly agreed.

On the streets of Yokohama, the plot jumped from the horror zombie type of "vampires killing and infecting others" to the comedy of "two groups of strange humans carrying coffins and chasing vampires".

At the moment when Fudi Yingchi and Tuo Si dragged each other for time.

Another person came to the coffin shop.

To be precise, not a person, but a god of death.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko took off his black cloak, smiled and asked the owner if he needed it.

Shopkeeper: "It looks like you have a good relationship with Dazai."

"He is more annoying than Tuo Sijun, but he is more interesting to me."

Shibusawa left behind his cloak and sickle, opened the gate of hell and went back temporarily: "Call me when it's over."

Party B Yunhe looked at the message from Osamu Dazai.

"Although I don't know who caused this disaster, I think Mr. Tuo Si knows. If you don't want to ask him, maybe the other party will come to the door soon and try to invite you to join."

"I hope you will not feel bored and depressed."

Him: "I annoy Riddler talking the most."

Still making a difference, tsk.

Leaving out unnecessary reasoning, Party B Yunhe directly opened Bram's coffin, shook him awake and asked, "Is the leader of the Five Declines of Heaven and Man the Blessed Land Sakura Chi?"

Bram looked at him boredly, but he didn't lose his temper: "It is said that he is a hero of mankind. I am surprised that you can guess him."

"That person doesn't look like a hero no matter what."

After confirming the candidate, Party B Yunhe changed the trumpet's clothes, put on a white mask, and hid his body in the death cloak.

Then the main body continued to open the store, and the trumpet quietly appeared on a certain ship at sea.

Fukuchi Sakurachi was sitting on the empty deck, while drinking, he harassed Tosi very quickly, so as to prevent the other party from disturbing Gogol's implementation of the plan.

He wanted to try to recruit Fang B, Yunhe, into his team.

No matter how bad it is, it is good to let the vampire bite each other.

Gogol's power enables Bram to do just that.

This is a situation that Tuo Si does not like to see, so it is necessary to let Tuo Si have something to do.

Because of what happened yesterday, the other party will definitely not refuse his mission and harassment.

And he just needs to wait for the result in this place where no one else can disturb him.