Bizarre beater

"No, Mr. Yunhe—I think Mr. Akutagawa can still save him!"

The blond-haired woman Mafia let out a hoarse cry, which frightened Party B's Yunhe into a daze.

He: "...I didn't say no rescue, I just said order a coffin."

Higuchi Kazuyo: "Is this any different from asking us to drag Akutagawa-sama out and bury him?"

Yunhe: "My coffin is different from ordinary coffins."

"What's the difference?"

"It's hard to say the specifics, everyone who has been lying down will say yes."

other people:"……"

After lying in a coffin, how can you say yes?

Higuchi Ichiyo thought for a while, and felt that with Mr. Akutagawa's level of a model worker, the boss should not give up easily, and asking them to send people here meant to save him.

After calming down, she expressed her request.

"I hope Akutagawa-sama can return to normal."

Yunhe looked at the task and failed to accept it, and said silently for a while: "There are requirements for the coffin. Miss, this is not a hospital, and we don't give medical treatment."

Higuchi Ichiyo was in tears and couldn't think of it, couldn't say it, so he asked Hirotsu Liulang to say it.

The old man has seen big winds and waves before, because of his ability to repel force, he lived relatively safely in this vampire turmoil, so he is still calm at the moment.

He said: "I hope to wake up the sleeping soul in the coffin."

To put it another way, the system was fooled (?).

The daily display accepts success.

Party B Yunhe: "Are there any requirements for the style?"

Guangjin Liulang: "Ordinary style is fine, please hurry up."

"It's easy to talk about." In order to be able to leave work early, Party B Yunhe will definitely give priority to completing daily routines.

Anyway, he is proficient now, and he can do this very quickly.

Physical work does not need to consider the issue of strength and physical strength, and the efficiency will be greatly improved.

The problem is about the part that needs to use the brain, he has no inspiration.

Now his mind is full of an emoji, and his hands are ready to move.

In the end, I couldn't hold back and asked, "This... you don't plan to let him live in the coffin, do you?"

Higuchi Ichiyo raised his voice: "Of course not!"

"Then I am free to play, and I only promise to fulfill your requirements."

The blond woman looked at him suspiciously, since she was begging for help, she didn't say much.

Moreover, there is a shortage of manpower now, and it is even more difficult to replace the Fighting Faction. They cannot wait here.

So Higuchi Ichiyo just bowed very solemnly: "I'm sorry for your inconvenience! Please cure Akutagawa-sama!"

After they left.

There are only coffins, pennants, naked men and shopkeepers left in the shop.

The boss decided to do something free.

He posted an emoji on the modeled coffin board.

Baseball bat, Shiba Inu, kind expression.

【Wake up the sleeping soul gently】

Fits the bill perfectly.

And the dead... oh no, didn't the user call it a "mad dog that doesn't bark"?

How fitting.

The owner of the coffin shop, who was somewhat aware of his outrageousness, successfully convinced himself that in order to save time, he did not engrave, directly painted with paint, and then sprayed paint.

He swiftly moved Ryunosuke Akutagawa from the stretcher into the coffin, who demanded "not to touch the cloth".

Then, according to the requirements of the guests, I made a few ordinary coffins (it is better not to surprise the coffins for ordinary people).

When everything is done, it gets dark.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's coffin remained silent.

The attached spirit did show up.

[Possession · "Wake Up the Soul": Keep trying to wake up the soul. 】

With nothing else to do, he took out the silver rewarded yesterday from the system, and prepared to make a sterling silver coffin, and then pasted a layer of wood on the outside, pretending to be an ordinary coffin.

Taking off his glasses and replacing them with sunglasses, the almighty coffin shop owner started welding.

The sound and flashes of electric welding filled the whole shop, so it was not until Osamu Dazai came in with Atsushi Nakajima and quietly lifted the coffin in the corner that he suddenly came back to his senses.

"Put down the things in your hands, or I will call the police."

Atsushi Nakajima was so frightened that he immediately let go, and half of the coffin fell to the ground, shaking the ground.

Then he apologized to the boss profusely.

Osamu Dazai, who instigated him, looked innocent: "Isn't this my coffin?"

Yunhe: "It's not yours anymore. When it was given to you, you hated it and didn't give it back. Now it's not for sale. You can't afford it, Osamu Dazai."

He intends to use it as an incinerator, which is safe and non-polluting, consumes no energy, and prohibits resurrection.

The attached spirit will not reappear, so each special coffin is limited.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He hugged the corner of the coffin, lost his soul, and there was a connection in the melancholy eyes, as if he and it were separated young lovers: "But I really need it now, I would rather die without it."

Party B, Yunhe, drank tea from an enamel cup and raised his eyebrows: "I'll see if you die alone. If you succeed, I'll let you be the master of hell."

"You really are as devoid of conscience as a devil!"

Osamu Dazai covered his face in pain. It was true that he poked the sore spot. He even began to imagine that he had broken the world longevity record. Standing on the podium, he was asked by others how he managed to "seek death every day and still live till now" ".

He smiled and replied: "First of all, you have to meet a fortune teller who will tell you that you will live a long life. Then, this fortune teller will be able to live forever if he becomes the Lord of Hell."

Atsushi Nakajima supported Osamu Dazai, who was trapped in fantasies and negative emotions, and shook his shoulder vigorously, trying to regain his consciousness: "Mr. Dazai—Mr. Dazai! Be sober! Cheer up, Mr. Dazai!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke fell into a deep sleep because of his extreme weakness, testing back and forth on the edge of life and death.

A vampire is a creature that escapes from death and forcibly binds its soul and body to stay in the world, so the spreading blood poison makes his soul unable to escape, and even controls his body.

He vaguely felt that someone had cut him with a knife, preventing him from hurting his companions any further. He felt that this was too good, so he completely lost consciousness.

Then he dreamed that he was fighting with a white tiger, and the other party hit his head with a baseball bat in his hand. He was about to use his powers to resist, but he didn't wear clothes.

After being beaten for a long time, I couldn't wake up.

In the midst of rising anger, he heard a voice that made him sick call "Mr. Dazai".He woke up in a flash and opened his eyes.

But all I could see was pitch black, and the peculiar burnt smell of newly sawn wood penetrated into my nose. The space was small but not dull, and there were vents on both sides.

He was locked in some kind of low wooden box.

The pain in his body has become numb, and his limbs can't move according to his thoughts.

But these are not important, the important thing is that someone outside is really calling "Mr. Dazai", and the tone is still flustered.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was still stiff and in pain and unable to move a moment ago, opened the coffin on the spot, and the coffin with the sliding lid was directly broken.

The three people present looked at him one after another.

At this moment, it was so quiet that the sound of a needle falling could be heard.

Osamu Dazai covered his and Atsushi Nakajima's eyes with his hands.

Atsushi Nakajima: "Why did you cover my eyes, isn't it because Akutagawa has no clothes on... Wait, why did Akutagawa stay in the coffin without clothes?!"

Party B Yunhe felt that the little tiger might have misunderstood something, and clarified: "When it was delivered, there were no clothes. Covering your eyes is probably not suitable for minors?"

Dun: "Has Mafia gone mad to this extent??"

Picking up the cloak on the wall and throwing it to Akutagawa, Yunhe felt that his thoughts were insane: "Why do you misunderstand in that direction? I am a lover!"

Akutagawa: "What direction?"

Atsushi Nakajima rubbed his head, trying to make a reasonable analysis: "Because Akutagawa and Majin both have black hair, are both handsome, and both are sick and weak. Maybe you will like it."

Yunhe: "Don't judge people's XP just because their hair color is the same as one point, you bastard!"

Compared to Party B's swearing and cursing, Akutagawa's hands are very skillful.

With the sound of breaking the wind, the white cloth blade went straight to Atsushi Nakajima's neck, and Atsushi Nakajima took a step back to get behind Osamu Dazai.

The cloth blade disappeared the moment it touched Osamu Dazai, and turned into an ordinary cloak again.

Dazai looked at Akutagawa with his pocket in his pocket: "Have you been bitten by a vampire?"

Akutagawa clenched his fists and lowered his head: "I'm sorry! I disappointed you!"

"No, I'm not your boss anymore, so you don't need to let me down...I mean, your physical condition looks much better, and you don't have a cough."

Party B's Yunhe said in a cadence beside him: "It's touching! A small group of people who have been cured of lung disease for many years will no longer need to breathe. Let us thank the kind-hearted unknown person who brought the vampire to Yokohama."

Dazai: "...you look really idle."

Yunhe: "You might not believe me. I've been in business for three days, and I've sold several coffins, but I haven't delivered a single dead person. My profession shouldn't be called a undertaker, but a coffin maker."

He was a little annoyed with the fact that the vampire incident hadn't passed.

He might have endured it before, but now his temper is getting bigger and bigger, and at this moment he just wants to wring out the head of the culprit who disturbed his life.

Yes, the vampire riot that was supposed to end in the early hours of this morning has started again.

So Akutagawa Ryunosuke was sent over as the new wounded.

"A group of foreign vampires appeared in Yokohama. They don't feel pain, so they are not afraid of being cut. They are also much stronger and difficult to kill completely. They have already attacked many people. The attacked people will lose their pain sensation after sleeping for an hour. The 'king' who manipulated them is likely to have arrived somewhere in Yokohama."

Osamu Dazai briefly explained the situation, put his hand on the coffin and said, "So can you lend it to me?"

"What are you going to do?"

"Carry the coffin and run after the vampire. If you can't transform it, you'll be cremated."

Party B Yunhe imagined the scene for a while, and was amused: "I can lend it to you. You owe me a favor and you have to promise me one thing."

Dazai: "Yes."

Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima carried the coffin, passed by Akutagawa who was still immersed in "Mr. Dazai cares about me", and left mercilessly.

Before he left, he took the glasses off the table very badly.

As a result, Party B, Yunhe, made a sterling silver coffin, and when he was about to put back his glasses, he searched everywhere in the shop.

While he was looking outside, Gogol led Bram into the workshop.

Gogol: "Would Bram want a new coffin? I think the white one looks nice, why don't you try it!"

Bram:? ? ?