Bizarre beater

Fyodor saw the letter again in the book.

Light purple envelope with red wax.

It looks very formal.

He sat on the bed dignifiedly, ignoring Dazai Osamu's call "Why can this person still receive the letter", and opened the letter with a slight smile.

Then a smile froze on his face.

After about 10 minutes or more, he began to reflect on himself.

Why do you think of such a dog, and even seriously look forward to the confession!

It is better to die outside than to come back.

Party B, Yunhe, was probably sent by heaven to torture him. Whenever he felt that things were under his control, he would promptly send him unexpected "surprises".

Even if it is to escape Ruo Geli who wants to kill him after thinking about it, he can deal with it calmly, predict the opponent's actions, and weave it into an even more untouchable cage.

But he can't predict someone.

Because there is no logic to someone's actions, more random than a lottery, more unexpected than an O. Henry twist.

He probably can only predict that when the other party faces something related to him, he will lean to the side that cheats him without "knowingly".

A person like the other party is completely unsuitable for dating.

Fyodor felt that he was suitable for that kind of docile, obedient, rare bird in a cage who could move forward according to his arrangement, rather than a deadly wild crane that was ready to go to the sky at any time.

Then he found that although the former is cute and comforting, he doesn't put too much affection on this kind of person, and the latter is not very affordable, but he can't let go of it.

So love is something that really hurts yourself and the other person.

He decided to let the other party feel the feeling of being blocked.

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On the other hand, the system felt that the host's operation was very embarrassing, so it was rare to tease it.

[I have rarely seen people who are so good at death like you, even among those whose birthday is 4.04, there are very few. 】

Party B, Yunhe, was dissatisfied with what the system said.

Shouldn't you praise him for his honesty?

Programmers don't understand. In love, the most important thing is honesty. He's killing the possibility of being overturned in the cradle.

【What you killed in the cradle is more likely to be love. 】

The procedural creature said that he had a better understanding of love.

Yunhe shook his head and said: Believe it or not, he went to Tuo Si and said, "We seem to be unable to talk, or forget it, we can be enemies from today onwards", let alone the other party.

If things like sunk costs are just material things, ordinary people can stop losses in time by gritting their teeth.

If energy is added, smart people are ruthless and can stop losses in time.

But if you invest in emotion but don't get any real benefits, even gods can't stand it.

【I was not optimistic about your relationship with him. I thought that with his intelligence and character, he might manipulate and use you.But now, I sympathize with him. 】

Yunhe laughed at his fake compassion, if he really sympathized with Mr. Tosi, he shouldn't have let him get that book.

The system is obviously very clear, between "a prop that may kill all capable people (including him)" and "a friend who just learned that this world is dead after a short absence", he will choose the latter.

If there was no such option, he might have helped Dostoevsky get the book.

After all, he has no desire to survive, and he also thinks that dying at the hands of his lover is a romantic way to die.

[I like the way you think. 】

The system used a non-electronically synthesized voice for the first time, and talked to him with a bit of relief in his tone.

It is the kind of crisp, ethereal sound that seems to have abandoned time and matter.

Party B Yunhe: "Thinking is actually a kind of behavior that is easy to breed complex emotions and desires, and is stained with sin. Compared with the happiness brought about by relying on ignorant and chaotic intuition, the happiness brought by it is quite different. I'm trying to experience it."

Someone who has been very careless before decides to try to join the ranks of the smart ones.

At least you can't make things difficult for your crush, otherwise even the crematorium won't be able to save him.

Judging from his perfect score in language and mathematics in elementary school, he should still be very smart!

The system ignored him and threw him a Xia Youjie.

This is a sixteen-year-old handsome and spirited guy with a ball head and bloomers.

Successfully dispelled the psychological shadow brought by Party B's Yunhe because of a certain thing.

"Yo, I didn't expect you to grow so tall."

A certain DK who had been roughly explained the cause and effect was not puzzled by the environment he was in, but stretched out his hand to compare Yunhe's height, and shook his head with a sigh.

"But it seems that I'm still not as tall as I was when I entered school. Is it true that you can't reach the height of 1.8 meters?"

Someone at 177 thought of Gojo Satoru, who was over 1.9 meters tall, and his fist hardened: "Are you so tall? Let me tell you, you better respect me, or I will control you to kiss the curse spirit."

His current professional skills can control other people's minds and actions!

From now on, we will persecute whoever is not pleasing to the eye.

"I thought you wanted to see me in this period because you missed me, but in the end you just wanted to plot against me?" Xia Youjie covered his face very sadly, but his acting skills were very exaggerated, and he also looked at people through his fingers.

As a result, a photo was shown in front of him.

The one on it was a man with a half-tie ball head, wearing a monk's cassock, with sutures on his head, which inexplicably gave off a delicate and feminine feeling, and he looked very similar to him.

Xia Youjie: "..."

He covered his eyes very sadly this time, and said painfully: "If I am guilty, I should be killed by Wu or you, dissected by Nitro, cremated and made into records, not by this kind of thing. to steal the corpse."

Of course, neither of them had forgotten the brain teasing of the group they once had, nor had they forgotten the other's deep malice towards Xia Youjie.

So when I saw the other party, I more or less guessed the truth.

But emotionally it's not acceptable.

Party B Yunhe saw that the other party was more disgusting than himself, so he calmed down and said, "You know what? I ruined my own love to let you come over, and now the other party probably wants to cut me into pieces."

Xia Youjie felt that the widowed king was pretending to be sad, but he should be right.

He felt a little guilty and asked, "Then is there anything I can do to help you?"

Yunhe sighed deeply: "I will leave the dishes at home to you to wash in the future. I have made such a big mistake, and I am ashamed to use other people's dishwashers in the future."

The boy whom he exchanged with a large price smiled and hammered his chest, and then both of them collapsed on the sofa and passively resisted life, then happily ate a takeaway meal, and went out with the garbage.

To deal with another crap.

Party B Yunhe's spell power has left a brand in the soul of Yan Suo, and he can easily find the other party.

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Yan Suo was frowning at this time to check the news of Party B Yunhe.

He felt very bad.

There is actually an existence in the curse spirit that can control the mind.

And the level must be higher than that of Xia Youjie who uses Xia Youjie's body and spells (if it is lower, he has absorbed the other party).

And it seems that he can live in human society. Even Wujo Satoru was arrested without letting the other party discover his identity. There must be no existence of this level and ability in the curse spirit camp, otherwise his plan will die prematurely.

He wants to find out the origin of the opponent, force him to fight Gojo Satoru and enter a weak state, and then take the opportunity to subdue him.

But the other party hid his information so well that even if he contacted some upper-level government officials, he did not have the authority to access the other party's information.

"It's really difficult..." Yan Suo looked at the screen and sighed resentfully.

At this moment, someone knocked on his door outside.

He instantly summoned a room full of curse spirits, and then said politely: "I haven't called any service, did I go wrong?"

Party B Yunhe outside the door used a voice changer and said in a rough voice: "Open the door, the community will send warmth."

Fighting depends on the spirit of the curse, and No. 1's escape is about to jump through the window and run away, but—the door opens faster.

Yunhe held up the demon mirror in his hand, and shouted very subconsciously: "Monster, show your original form!"

Lying on the ground was a handsome corpse and a brain flower with a mouth.

Dream back to the past.

Xia Youjie squatted on the ground, helped his body up, and said incredulously, "When I was 28...was I this old?"

No, even if he is thirty or forty years old, he should still be a handsome guy.

Yunhe intensified the blow to him: "When Wutiaowu was 28, he was still like eighteen, and this person looks like two generations."

Xia Youjie pointed angrily at the brain flower on the ground and said, "This thing must have depleted my body, making me look so old and weak."

Yan Suo: "..."

Before he could clarify, "You have been like this since you were 27", the room instantly became pitch black. Xia Youjie shut him into the domain, and then Party B Yunhe used the skill of disintegration, taking his brain and soul with him. Eliminated.

Yunhe found that although this body is said to have dual attributes of light and sea, it does not feel like a sea animal, but is very similar to a fungus. The golden threads emitted are like hyphae, which can handle various situations.

Silk thread gave him the feedback that "the brain is not fresh, it may be 1000 years old, it is not recommended to eat it, even soul dogs do not eat it, it is recommended to decompose it into waste".

He is not interested in eating this kind of thing, he chooses to break it down into waste.

The two then began to discuss the disposition of the body.

Xia Youjie: "Make it into an ashes record?"

Yunhe couldn't understand: "Why are you so obsessed with the ashes record?"

"Then what should I do?"

"Do you want a funeral?"

The young man Xia You was silent for a while and said, "When I was in the second year of middle school, I never thought about attending my own funeral."

But it was still decided.

Because he didn't know the status of someone's friendship more than ten years later, Party B Yunhe instigated someone to pretend to be himself more than ten years later, and spent money to buy a full set of cosmetics.

Xia Youjie was pressed in front of the mirror, making rejection sounds from time to time.

"I'm not that dark!"

"Don't draw me a tear ditch—"

"The seams are really ugly, can I refuse?"

"The wrinkles are really too much, I'm going to hit you!"

……

After a toss, there was a knock on the door outside.

The two quickly hid the body in the closet, pushed the cosmetics into the drawer, and opened the door with a smile on their faces.

The mantra team outside the door: Damn, why does this person really look at mantras like future spells?

Xia Youjie inside the door: Damn, is this breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper?This is too rich.