Bizarre beater

Party B's Yunhe didn't believe in evil and looked at his identity again.

I'm sure it's a curse.

He doesn't understand, mantra, how can it be considered a profession?

[The curse spirit of the new era dreams of becoming a new human being, laughing in this barren land.For this reason, I have worked hard and worked hard, so why can't I have a job? 】

Makes sense, so what is his job content?

[A brand-new career mode has been adopted this time, and the working hours are no longer limited.Your party A is all "spell spirits who can communicate with people". 】

[Swollen phase, bad phase, and bloody praise represent 10 durability, Leuhu, Hanayu, Zhenren and Tuogen each represent 25 durability, and Su Nuo's favorable comments represent 50 durability. Before the durability is exhausted, there is no Leave your current occupation. 】

Is he going to help the mantra realize his dream?

Party B Yunhe resisted a little.

The iteration of new humans and old humans will inevitably lead to bloodshed and massacres. He has no interest in such things, and has already adapted to life in human society.

There is no need to do such a troublesome thing.

[Praise is for you personally, and no event is specified. 】

That's what it means to be cheated.

All right then.

After confirming this matter, Party B, Yunhe, collapsed on the sofa and started a sage time to beat the workers.

If it is said that when he first came back, he was full of thoughts about Mr. Tosi, and he felt that he could marry him immediately.

After writing three work reports, he now feels that the life of an adult is too busy and exhausting. If he is exhausted after work and has to cheer up to maintain his relationship, it will be very miserable.

He had lost his youthful drive and optimism.

As far as he and Mr. Tosi have completely different values ​​and life attitudes, the running-in period will definitely be very painful.

And to confess formally, he can't go to the prison to confess, he still has to fish him out, what a bother.

... Well, I just feel that I am young, and I can still play around for a while.

But if he messes up again, he thinks he can book a crematorium.

After lying down for another 10 minutes, he began to think about how to catch people!

[Go get something for me. 】

what?

Party B Yunhe suddenly became alert.

He thinks that something that can make the system look good is definitely not ordinary.

At least it had to be the grade that the bald head of the Special Agents Section gave him last time.

[Book of Abilities. 】

shit.

"You are breaking my way of love! Shameless! Desperate!"

Because he was too shocked, Party B Yunhe directly exclaimed.

If Mr. Tosi knew about this, it would definitely mean that the desire to kill is greater than the desire to love, right? ?

【You can keep it from him, he won't get it anyway.Human life is short, and no one will care when it is over. 】

Yunhe: You are simply worse than me.

Is this a procedural creature without emotions?

【I can give you Xia Youjie from a parallel world after I take it. 】

What does he want this for, as a meal?

Party B Yunhe said that let him go about the past, as long as the college is happy.

【Xia Youjie is dead. 】

With Jie's character, it's normal to die.

[Wujo Wujo killed. 】

It's not unexpected. If you go to the extreme, being able to die at the hands of your friends is also a comfort.

【But his body was stolen, and now that person is going to kill Gojo Satoru. 】

"..."

Party B, Yunhe, claims to be a prodigal son without a conscience, a rare sober outsider in the hypocritical world.

He can distinguish between parallel worlds and this world, and won't think that just because he has become friends with someone in another world, he will think that they are also his friends in this world.

But he still can't accept this kind of stupid plot.

"I'll think about it," he said finally.

Then open a love game, ready to try your own love EQ, and see if you can get inspired and take other shortcuts.

Then overnight, all possible be out of.

He lay on the bed in despair, feeling that he was no different from a dead person.

In the end, I decided to put this matter aside and go to work first.

Sitting in prison, Mr. Tosi, waiting for his future partner to come and get him:?

-

Decisions are made in a split second.

Because I went to meet my new colleagues... Ah no, on the way to a group of Party A, Party B Yunhe saw the person who stole Xia Youjie's body.

how to say.

Although Xia You has long hair and a ball head, she is still pretty, and her life is considered exquisite.

But there is nothing wrong with a handsome boy.

Why does this thing look like a temptress with a shell of summer oil?

Wujo Wu wearing women's clothing can't bring him such a big impact.

It was like a stick in the throat, making people sick and full of murderous desires, wanting to strangle this shameful thing to death on the spot.

The real person didn't expect that someone would call the landline of their stronghold, and politely said that he was a new super magic spirit, could he join the organization.

What's more, they didn't expect that the other party would come in by the collar of the curse master who was cooperating with them, and said with a smile: "I don't know what it means to join, why don't you let me kill a curse master to add to the fun?"

The real person said happily: "Wow~ I think we will get along well."

Leu Hu next to him was also shocked: "How could it be you?!"

"Why can't it be me?" Party B Yunhe threw the rope that had been hit by his spell on the ground, went to the side of the table, and smiled at Mr. Liuhu, who had been held up by him once, "Although I once locked you up You have been in the detention center, but I provided you with the conditions to escape, didn’t I? This is all out of compatriot love!”

He felt that it was completely OK for him to fool such a group of curse spirits whose average age was no more than three years old.

No, I'm sorry for the skills he learned from Mr. Tosi.

Hua Yu came over, wove a new seat out of vines and sat down, making a wonderful sound.

Yunhe has always relied on the system to translate, but this time he really "heard and understood".

Probably because of his golden perception bar.

What Hana Yu said was - "Your body seems to be different from what I saw last time."

It turned out to be Yu Jie's voice.

It turned out to be a girl!

But regardless of appearance, plants and flowers are always reminiscent of women in appearance.

This is reasonable.

Yunhe: "Living in the human world, you always have to camouflage a little bit. If you say that your appearance is different from before, is it because the color of your eyes has become lighter?"

His eyes changed from amber brown-gold to pure gold, and when he was emotional, he turned into vertical pupils.

It looked even less human.

And when using the puppet body to move, all his attributes become the puppet's attributes.

The perspective has also become very different from before, and you can see quite a lot of details, or rather, filth.

But he still wanted to be human if he could.

So you have to get good reviews as soon as possible.

"Your understanding of human society is not deep enough, and you are easily deceived..."

"No, please wait a moment." The real person raised his hand to reject him and continued, "How should I put it, we are not so easy to deceive. I hope you will first prove your curse status before joining us, and then explain... Why are ordinary humans able to see your questions."

"Can't you see that I'm a curse?"

Party B Yunhe was a little confused, didn't the system write his identity as a curse spirit?

It stands to reason that other adjustments will follow.

So he himself never doubted his identity.

Real person: "Not all curse spirits can see the nature of objects as clearly as the six eyes. At present, we can only confirm that you are not human."

You are not human... The newly appointed Mr. Curse Spirit felt that he had been shot in the knee hard, and he wanted to prove that he was not human while weeping in his heart.

Yunhe put his hand in front of Liuhu, and said politely: "Come on, burn it."

Leu Hu's big eyes were full of doubts: "What do you mean?"

"The way to intuitively confirm whether it's a magician or a magician is to look at the recovery method after injury?"

The reversal spell and the automatic replenishment of spell power are two completely different recovery methods.

Without further ado, Leu Hu burned his entire arm.

Fine gold wires stretched out from the fracture, and the arm was repaired in just one breath.

And there is no color difference.

And there is no pain.

The depressed mood because I am not a human being has been relieved a lot.

Party B Yunhe flickered without blinking his eyes: "They can see me because I have cultivated to the highest level of a curse spirit. It is not entirely made of magic power, and I am no different from a human being."

Real person: "It's amazing - I thought you, like the two-faced Su Nuo, were born from cursed objects, so you can be seen by humans. So what kind of curse were you born from?"

He was full of enthusiasm for this new companion, and introduced each of them in turn what curse they were.

"Huayu is a curse to the forest, Lehu is a curse to the earth, Tuogen is a curse to the ocean, and I am the hatred and fear of people to people."

"You really look like hell." Party B Yunhe said pertinently.

From loathing and fear, so smile and enthusiasm.

But in fact, even the strands of hair are filled with malice.

Yunhe: "Indescribable fear, such as the emotions generated by the uncontrollable and unknown light and ocean."

Real person: "Wow, that's amazing, then you are welcome to join!"

The real person was about to rush over to give him a hug, but he didn't want to accept it, and threw the fake summer oil into his arms.

Leu Hu: "No, wait, why did you become a policeman before?"

Don't you think it's outrageous for Manu Ling to become a policeman? ?

"Isn't it normal to find a job in human society? The police belong to the iron rice bowl, and the salary is very good."

As Yunhe spoke, he picked up the fake summer oil again, and said with a smile: "If you doubt my position, then I should kill a magician to show it?"

The real person stared directly at him: "I'll just say - the two of us must be super compatible!"

Other spell spirits: "...No, wait, this is our partner."

"Why did you cooperate with the conjurer and plan to jointly create a beautiful conjuration world?" Party B Yunhe took the opportunity to ask the question he wanted to know.

"Because our situation is really difficult. We can't kill all the cursers alone, and there is a danger of annihilation, so it is necessary to rely on the help of some cursers."

"Oh, wit~"

After all, it was his first day joining the group, so he didn't try to change other people's minds.

When you first join a group, if you are too assertive and have opposing opinions, you will become the object of monitoring and hostility by the group.

"As far as I'm concerned, I'm doing pretty well right now. I still have some things to do today. I'll come to play with you when I have time. If you need any help, you can also leave a message on my social account. I will reply when I see it."

Party B Yunhe's eyes fell on Fake Xiayou, and his tone was flat: "Since this is our partner, then tell him not to show an expression that he really wants to turn me into his technique in front of me." .I have a bad temper and I might break his neck."

After the separation, he turned around and prepared to leave neatly.

Then tripped over something and fell face into the sand.

"..."

A few soft tentacles helped him up, a seafood with a red shell, oh no, a curse spirit that was still in the embryonic stage looked at him with big black round eyes, did not speak, but could read closeness. and worship.

[Talent: Sovereign (creatures with light and sea attributes are naturally close to and in awe of you)]

Sea attribute spell spirits are also creatures.

Real person: "It seems that Tuogen also likes you very much. Is it because there is a certain overlap in attributes?"

"Maybe." Party B Yunhe touched Tuo Gen's bald head, declined the big fish offered by the other party, walked out of the field, and quickly disappeared.

-

After going home and lying in discomfort for an hour, someone sat up like a fake corpse, and chose to compromise with the system.

Now his mind is full of the suture on the fake Xia You's head, and he has both physical and psychological disgust for brains.

Urgently need a real summer oil to wash my mind.

Otherwise, Xia Youjie's image in his heart would be no different from that of a seductress in the future.

The system told him where the book of abilities is now.

It's an art store.

According to the system, this thing is randomly refreshed, and it will disappear as long as it is used once.The coordinates of the latest forecast are in Yokohama, so some people think that Yokohama has been flattened, and they can be found immediately no matter where it is refreshed.

Yes, very nuclear peace.

Because he wanted to take advantage of Mr. Tosi's absence and do something that would make the other party angry, so someone made a disguise before going out this time.

Sweater, mask, hat, shoe plugs (don't ask him why he has such a thing), and sneak out to the art store.

The clerks in the art store all looked at him with apprehension and vigilance. He suspected that as long as he moved a little too much, the young lady at the front desk would call the police immediately.

Realizing that it was really difficult for him to keep a low profile, he sighed, took off his mask, and whispered to the front desk: "If someone asks me what I bought here today, don't tell them how much I spent on what I bought. If you want to ask, just say that I only bought a few sticks of white paint."

The staff understood in seconds.

Oh~ It turned out that I came to the store for consumption with my family behind my back, no wonder I was sneaky.

The lady at the front desk recognized him as the customer who bought a whole set of paints in one go last time (although it’s been a long time, but he looks good), she whispered very caringly: “The store manager is my dad, what you bought today I'll give you a discount, but you haven't entered the backstage, and if someone comes to ask, I will say that there is no record."

Party B Yunhe: "Thank you, thank you! It's really great to meet a kind-hearted person like you in life!"

In this way, Mr. Tosi will not know that within a few days after he came back, he did something big behind his back (although he didn’t plan to keep it secret, but he just said that he would come back to confess his love to others, and doing this kind of thing later will make him appear Very scum, so pretend like it happened earlier).

He turned around and pretended to walk around the big art store a few times, looking here and there.

Then the items in the shopping basket keep increasing.

Although there are still a lot of paints in the house that are not used up, he can't control his hands in buying paints. He chose several paints with rare colors, and bought a set of marker pens, sketchbooks, and a set of paints that lay on the shelf to read. The "Book of Abilities" looks like a blank book.

Anyway, it's a discount.

It's a good buy.

If it doesn't work, just think of yourself as doing charity.

After paying the money, I stuffed the books and other things equally into the paper bag without any accidents.

Party B Yunhe breathed a sigh of relief, and walked out graciously.

He was doing psychological construction for himself in his heart.

After today, he must treat Mr. Tosi well and love him twice as much as before.

Although he cheated the other party in the past, he will use his life to make up for it in the future.

"Mr. Yunhe! I haven't seen you for a long time!"

Suddenly jumping in front of him, the man who greeted him cheerfully almost scared him into cardiac arrest.

Party B Yunhe took a step back, looking at Gogol whom he hadn't seen for a long time, feeling a surge of fear in his heart.

Fuck, I actually forgot about this trickster.

If Gogol found out, it might be even more tragic than letting Mr. Tosi know directly.

No, it is absolutely impossible for the other party to find out.

He suppressed his guilty conscience and fear, and greeted the other party with his usual expression: "Long time no see, Mr. Gogol."

"What have you been up to lately? There is no such person in the world~"

Gogol seemed unaware of his resistance and wanting to slip away, and approached him actively, watching him closely: "Your appearance seems to have changed, and so has your temperament."

Party B Yunhe, who has experienced the parallel world, is indeed different from the original one.

If he was a salted fish with intermittent support when the sky fell to the top of his head and had to consider whether to support him before, then he is now a big boss who can go into battle at any time and take out his weapon to give someone a shot.

If someone still came to assassinate him now, he would be killed if he didn't get close.

This is the literacy and sensitivity that can only be cultivated through long-term combat (in fact, it is precisely because he did not have this performance before that others will misjudge his combat effectiveness).

In less than two months, the other party has changed so much, it is simply very interesting!

Party B Yunhe took a step back and distanced himself from him: "I've been on a business trip for a while, and I'm not dead. It's normal to have some changes. But you, you must be very busy recently, right?"

Why do you want to refresh it on the street casually, it will scare people to death, you know? ?

"It's really very busy, but it's very interesting! So I don't feel tired at all." Gogol showed a happy and expectant expression on his face, "I really want to play with everyone quickly, but excessively squeezing children is not enough. Great, let's wait a little longer."

His topic quickly jumped again, and he precisely set his eyes on the bag in Yunhe's hand: "Did you go to the art store? I heard from Tuo Sijun that your hobby is painting. I am honored to see you paintings?"

In order to get rid of the other party as soon as possible, Yunhe put the bag on his arm, took out his mobile phone and looked through the photo album, found the black and white sketch that Gogol had drawn for Gogol when he was drunk, and handed it to the other party.

When he is drunk, he can always draw sketches exceptionally well. Although there may be some problems with the proportions, the lines are very free and dynamic.

Gogol's picture is dancing. After he woke up, he added a standing bear to it, and it became Gogol dancing with the bear.It seems that there is a sense of joy that breaks through the screen.

"Oh my god! I look so free and so happy in the picture. What an amazing skill! Be sure to send it to me and I'll print it out and frame it!"

Yunhe blushed from being praised, waved his hands and said: "Exaggerated, exaggerated, it's just a sketch, there is no need to frame it, just keep it for a look."

He lowered his head to send pictures to the other party, and when he looked up, he saw Gogol holding a notebook in his hand, and his heart went into cardiac arrest.

"This blank book looks really nice, do you want to use it for drawing?"

"Yes... please return it to me as soon as possible, I'm going home to cook."

Seeing his changed eyes, Gogol sensed some kind of dangerous information, but found it very exciting, so he said: "Speaking of it, we seem to be looking for a blank book, if it is as easy to find If so, Tuo Sijun probably wouldn't be so distressed."

The other party didn't show any other expressions, it seemed that he was only angry because his things were touched without authorization (this is quite in line with the other party's personality).

"There are a lot of blank books in the art store." Party B Yunhe finished speaking, instead of looking at the books, he stared at Gogol, "I hope you don't take my things without saying hello next time, it's very annoying damage our friendship."

Anyone else would probably be beaten to death by him.

"Sorry, sorry." Gogol apologized sincerely, opened the paper bag and put the book back, "Please forgive me this time, I won't do it next time."

He has always been very experienced in making waves on other people's bottom line, but not overturning.

The two separated and went to different places.

What Gogol didn't see was that the blank book, which he put back in his bag, disappeared shortly afterwards.

The system finally decoded the algorithm of the book of abilities and took it away.

Before exchanging for a DK, Party B Yunhe first wrote a letter to Mr. Tosi in Meursault with the stationery bought in the art store.

"Dear Mr Doth:

After a long absence, I finally came back.Of course, I haven't forgotten what I promised you, but I feel the need to tell you something.

First, my boss took a fancy to the book you've always wanted and took it, even mocking you for not getting it in the first place.I have already scolded you, please forgive me.

Second, I myself have a little problem right now.In short, I'm not human right now.For cross-species romances, as conservative as I am, it is still not acceptable.

In summary, I hope you can understand my decision not to see you for the time being, and I will go to you as soon as possible after I return to a human body!

If you would accept my affection then, I should be very obliged. ——Party B Yunhe"

The letter is sent by the system, which is safe and high-speed, without delay.

But the confession still has to be delayed, because if you go now, what you are facing is not a broken relationship, but love in disguise.