Zerg daily life of earth people

Question: What kind of experience is it that the scene of a marriage proposal turns into a car rollover scene in seconds?

Shelley: Thank you for the invitation. If you are here, don’t ask me anything!Asking is bad!

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If it wasn't for the wrong timing, Shelley would have roared: Claudia, don't you need to chew when you eat! !Such a big cake, you can swallow it if you say so!You are not afraid of choking panic! ! !

But now Shelley can't care about blaming Claudia at all. His mind is in a mess. All kinds of serious consequences of eating indiscriminately roll over in his mind like a barrage. He said that he committed suicide by swallowing gold, and he died of poisoning by eating indiscriminately in the modern version. The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. I spit it out! Spit it out! Spit it out!!”

Facing Shelley's sudden madness, Claudia was in a daze. He didn't want to vomit at all, he just felt dizzy, and he was swayed by all kinds of situations without knowing what was going on.

What do you want me to vomit?Small cakes?Claudia thought for a while with his head that was about to be shaken into a concussion, and felt that it was really difficult to spit out the small cake with the stomach acid digestion ability of an advanced female, so he replied with difficulty: "I think, I probably won't be able to vomit..."

As soon as Claudia's words fell, Shelley felt a burst of thunder in an instant. He was like a little cabbage beaten by frost, miserable and pitiful.

Guilt and self-blame made Shelley remorseful. As soon as his emotions came up, tears swirled in his eyes.This scene directly stunned Claudia. What he knew was that he ate a small cake, but those who didn't know thought he ate a pack of □□□, and he was about to die soon! !

"Claudia, hold on, I will definitely save you!!" Shelley assured him, and then immediately dialed the Zerg emergency 120 with his optical brain, and described the situation to the operator on the phone: "S-class The female worm ate a ring by mistake, please send an ambulance quickly, it's an emergency!!!"

"Are you asking about the specific material of the ring? Do you want the detailed cutting parameters of the ring? I know that the main body is a star diamond, and the setting seems to be made of Luoyin? I don't know the cutting parameters. I will look for the manual later. I'll take it with you when you come."

"Did you ask for the address? Our place is Room 19, Building B, Building 2, Building B, Room 303, near the First Master Xingchong Institute of Higher Education. Please come quickly..."

"You mean let me try to induce the patient to vomit first? Okay! Okay! I'll do what you said later..."

Claudia finally belatedly extracted the key points of information from Shelley's words. He touched his stomach with his hand, so there was actually a ring in it? !Before he finished expressing his feelings, Shelley looked at him with burning eyes after hanging up the phone, which made Claudia feel like she was being targeted as a hunting target.

Shelley approached him step by step, and stroked his cheek: "Don't worry, you will be fine, just finish vomiting, and the ambulance will be here soon."

Claudia didn't feel anything at all, he didn't think it was a big deal, but facing the little male who cared about him, he would properly pretend that he needed to be cared for and asked for some benefits, so he pretentiously leaned against the snow On Lai's body, there was a look of Xizi holding a heart: "Shelley, I feel a little uncomfortable."

Shelley was in a hurry. He was really worried about Claudia. After all, if he hadn't miscalculated this time, Claudia wouldn't have suffered like this. He has to bear the blame!So he immediately took a large glass of salt water, ignored Claudia's refusal, and directly poured it down, and then pressed his fingers on the base of his tongue, intending to induce him to vomit.

Claudia: ...

By the time the ambulance arrived quickly, Claudia had already been fed countless cups of salt water, and she ran to the toilet for countless times, but she couldn't induce vomiting. In the end, Shelley finally gave up this shortcut, obediently. Pulling Claudia into the car.

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In the emergency room of the hospital, the doctor looked at the X-rays just taken and a series of inspection reports, determined the location of the ring, and then looked at the material of the ring in the manual, and then spoke in a very professional tone. They said: "The digestive system of the S-class female is too good. During the period of time from swallowing it to now, the ring has entered the intestine from the stomach, and it can no longer be taken out by vomiting or endoscopy."

Shelley's heart was raised, unable to induce vomiting and take it out by endoscopy, so it must be taken out by surgery! !

The doctor said unhurriedly: "The silver ring of the ring is an inert precious metal that is resistant to corrosion, and the star diamond is a rare gemstone with a hard texture. Neither of these two materials will cause burden or harm to the body. I chose a not very sharp shape at the time, and there is no danger of scratching the intestinal tract for the time being, but the foreign body should be removed as soon as possible, otherwise there will be a risk of bacterial infection if it is delayed for a long time."

"Then what should we do?" Shelley asked nervously.

"Eating green high-fiber foods such as whole grains, vegetables and fruits, as well as yogurt and cheese can increase the number of lactobacilli in the intestines, promote gastrointestinal motility, avoid spicy food, and drink plenty of water to balance the osmotic pressure in the body and maintain a stable internal environment."

Shelley's brain was almost short-circuited. He felt that his thinking was not enough. Why did he understand every word of the doctor's words, but he didn't understand it after such a coherent conversation?

Aren't we talking about how to get the ring out now?How did it get to the top of the food?So Shelley stared at the doctor with big eyes and small eyes, blinking incomprehensible eyes, and almost asked him directly: Can you speak human language? !

Of course, he could just think about it in his heart, and he decided that it was impossible to say it, so he changed it to a euphemistic way: "Doctor, can you make it more plain and understandable?"

The doctor lowered his head, silently picked up the ballpoint pen and wrote on the prescription pad, then raised his head and asked them, "Which do you prefer, the strong croton or the chrysanthemum brand Kaisailu?"

Shelley was silent, and at that moment he understood what the doctor wanted to express.This is indeed very easy to understand.However, why did he have a feeling that it is better to understand than not to understand? ? !

After leaving the emergency room, Claudia went to the pharmacy to swipe her card to get the medicine, while Shelley sat on the stairs of the fire escape on the first floor, her head crookedly leaning on the handrail, her eyes drifted away, and her eyes were empty. , I don't want to talk to anyone, I don't want to see anyone, I just want to quietly be an ostrich pretending to be dead.

Although I don't want to admit it, today's life is really magical. It starts with the happy arrangement of the proposal scene, and ends with the prescription of Kaisel in the hospital. As long as you squat in the toilet for a few minutes, the ring can be recovered. Claudia's There won't be any problems with the body, and all problems will be solved. Obviously he should be happy, but he just can't be happy.As long as Shelley thinks that he is about to get a tasteful engagement ring, he is particularly hopeless.Row after row of bullet screens in my mind are all unworthy of the world.

Claudia came over and seeing Shelley's devastated look, she wanted to make him happy, so he took out the cleaned engagement ring from his pocket and handed it to Shelley, saying: "Here, this is the ring you lost and got back! Are you happy?"

Shelley had a heart attack in an instant, and when he thought about where the ring might be taken out, he could no longer look at it directly, so he shook his head like a rattle and refused repeatedly: "No, this is not My ring, this is your ring!! Put it away quickly!!"

Seeing that Shelley had regained her spirits, Claudia's little Jiujiu began to come alive again. He approached him gently and coaxed: "You have given me this, so is there anything else you want to say to me?" ?”

Shelley was shocked! !The eyes are full of disbelief.Dear!Are all you females so impatient? !This is a hospital!There are disinfectant water and people coming and going everywhere, are you sure you want to be here?Let's wait, can we change the venue?I really don't want to be old in a hundred years, and think of our proposal scene, which was completed under the witness of a smelly ring in the hospital! !

Shelley glanced at him, glanced at him again, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Nothing!! It's great to have a ring, don't think too much!! Now, right now, let's go home right away!"

Claudia thought regretfully, if he hadn't been so skeptical about Shelley's cooking skills, maybe he would have received a perfect romantic proposal.It's a pity that there is no medicine for regret in this world. The tears shed now are the water that entered my mind at the beginning.He had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and take Shelley on the suspension car home.

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At night, when it was late at night and ready to go to bed, Claudia changed her clothes and came out of the bathroom. He touched the light switch in the room with his hand, but found that no matter how he pressed it, the light would not turn on. It was pitch black.

Could the light be broken?Claudia thought suspiciously, but it's getting late now, and it would be troublesome to ask someone to come up for repairs, so let's talk about it tomorrow.

He slowly walked to the bed, but found that the quilt he laid on the bed had a bulge, which aroused Claudia's curiosity. He grabbed the corner of the quilt, and then slammed open the--

In an instant, in the dark room, it seemed that a large-scale star magic was performed. There were stars falling in the sky, like a dream, with romantic and gentle lights shining, lighting up the room, and quietly surrounding it. .

At this time, Shelley was holding a moon-shaped projection lamp and leaning out from under the quilt. Under the warm yellow light, he looked like a fairy walking down from the moon, making the sky full of stars pale.

Shelley came to him: "You once said: Thousands of miles of stars, the years are gentle, and the stars in the sky are not as good as me. I am the only moon in your heart."

"Then the moon is coming to you today, are you still willing to support me?"

Claudia's eyes were burning, and there was unconcealable joy and willingness inside: "I am willing."

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In my name, I promise you

Love someone for life.

Throughout the year, spring, summer, autumn and winter, the rest of my life will be you.

The author has something to say:

Although the process is a bit twists and turns, but the result is still good! ! !

I finally updated it, it's not easy, do you know how hard I worked so hard not to be a pigeon! ! !I feel like I'm floating~~

I finally finished writing the marriage proposal, and I'm going to start writing the life story line in the next chapter. After writing the life story line, I'm ready to get married. Think about it, why I'm a little excited! ! !So happy! !

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Qiao Haiyue is a beauty

He is still a dog and natural scum.

Mostly human beings like beautiful creatures, so the speed at which he loves the new and dislikes the old always keeps up with his aesthetic speed.

He is a beta, unable to mark others or be marked by others, so he flirts unscrupulously, flying like waves, never responsible, until one day he fell in love with an Alpha.

Alpha is an aloof male god who looks better than Omega, and Qiao Haiyue finally chased him after a lot of hard work.

On the first day together, the male god asked him: "Will you be with me forever?"

At that time, Qiao Haiyue was obsessed with his prosperous beauty and couldn't extricate herself, and she said something with a bit of sincerity: "It's natural, after all, I love you so much."

But even the most beautiful roses are no longer precious as long as they have been obtained. A few years later, Qiao Haiyue was tired of Alpha's possessiveness, and longing for freedom, he proposed to break up. At this time, Alpha showed a paranoid side: Haiyue, what gave you the illusion that you might leave me?"

On the day when beta differentiated into Omega, Qiao Haiyue covered the secondary differentiated glands on her neck, and finally realized belatedly: he had overturned.