Zerg daily life of earth people

After dinner, Shelley received a call from Lydia: "Mr. Shelley, the ring you ordered in our jewelry store has been modified. When are you free, can you come and pick it up?"

It was only at this time that Shelley remembered the incident. He thought for a while and gave the clerk an accurate answer: "I'll pick it up tomorrow morning."

After hanging up the phone, Shelley looked up and saw Claudia in the kitchen wearing an apron helping to wash the dishes. Thinking of Haian and Aman's parting ways, he felt a very uneasy feeling in his heart, as if he couldn't help The shoes that landed on the ground are uneasy and anxious.Even he himself couldn't explain why he was so anxious, but at this moment, he clearly knew what he wanted.

Shelley looked around and found that the female father was not at home, so she sneaked up behind Claudia, put her hands under his armpit, hugged him tightly, and pressed her body against his back near.

Claudia was a little flattered by Shelley's sudden acting like a baby: "What's the matter? You're so clingy to me all of a sudden."

"We will always be together in the future, right?" Shelley's voice was muffled and delicate, and Claudia couldn't bear to tease him, so she could only bewitch him with a hoarse voice, trying to find something for herself Welfare:

"It's natural, nothing can separate us, if you feel particularly insecure, you can also take an oath of sovereignty, brand me or something, so that no one can take me away, you are right Bar?"

Shelley heard the meaning in Claudia's words, even though he had already made up his mind, but he just didn't want to go along with him so easily, so he glanced at him, and then let him go , the arrogant "da da da" ran away, like a cat that suddenly came to rub someone, turned its face and ran away without recognizing people after rubbing.

After Shelley returned to her room, she quickly locked the doors and windows, and then secretly searched for marriage proposal videos and various related posts on the optical computer.

Shelley has always thought of himself as a man of action. Now that he has made a decision, he must achieve perfection without leaving any regrets, and strive to "gather the strengths of a hundred schools of thought, integrate the ideas of a hundred schools of thought, and promote the ideas of a hundred schools of thought." name."

Of course, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. When he failed to find a suitable idea after much deliberation, the self-defeating Shelley directly posted a post on the optical brain for help: "One male, I want to propose to the female I like, I hope It's a bit of a ritual, so do you have any suggestions for reference? "

It was probably his title, which was too unique among all the posts about women's bitterness, and seemed particularly clean, and it became a popular post by the majority of netizens in a short while.

Level 1: Are there any males who would propose marriage these days?Don't marriage proposals come from female insects?

2nd floor: The hero of other people's family, I admire it!

Floor 3: What sense of ritual are you pursuing?Just ask directly, we females are very straightforward! !As long as you express your intentions, we can rush over faster than riding a rocket, you can help me!

Floor 4: Rather than proposing, I think females prefer you to drag him directly to the male association to register for marriage.

5th floor: Don't make trouble upstairs, it's rare that there is such a romantic little boy who wants to pursue a sense of ritual, so he is not allowed to go wrong!

Floor 6: Otherwise, drive a suspension car, find a place with beautiful scenery, and then open the decorated rear compartment. Inside is a balloon with a proposal ring tied. How romantic!

7th floor: What is the intention upstairs! !Last time a female worm arranged it like this, but the balloon flew up with the ring, and the marriage proposal ceremony fell through! !He was also laughed at by other females for a whole year!

Floor 8: Otherwise, you just hold the flower and the ring and ask him, "Will you marry me?"

Floor 9: This proposal is good, so romantic! ! +1

Floor 10: This proposal is good, so romantic! +2

Floor 11: This proposal is good, so romantic! +3

Floor 12: What kind of intentions are you guys! !I have personally seen a male worm propose to a female worm just like this, and it turned out that the couple who had a tacit engagement, just because of this marriage proposal ceremony, completely parted ways! !

Floor 13: You are lying! !

Floor 14: Are you cheating ghosts on the 12th floor?How could it be possible for a female to reject such a sincere marriage proposal from a male!

Floor 15: Yes! Floor 12 must be lying! !

Floor 16: To put it bluntly, I don’t think Floor 12 is lying. If the male had promised to give the position to the female monarch before... it seems that it is understandable for the female to choose to go their separate ways, right?

Floor 17: That's why I'm not worthy, so farewell!

Floor 18: I don't deserve it either, so I slipped away.

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Shelley, who always thought that marriage proposals are "Will you marry me?": ...

Why can't you say "Will you marry me?" if you have promised to be a female monarch. What kind of stalk is this? !Shelley was a little puzzled, closed the post, and then seriously searched for the reason, but was given a face by the "Zerg Marriage Law".

The titles of female insects in the "Zerg Marriage Law" are divided into three levels: female ruler, female servant, and female slave.

There is no need to mention that female slaves are equivalent to commodities. Although female servants are controlled, they still have a lot of freedom, and the pressure is not too great. Only the position of female master is special, and he has great rights. Sometimes, it is completely possible to make decisions over the hero.But the greater the power, the greater the responsibility. The law even stipulates the minimum amount of money that the female monarch must support the male protagonist, as a consideration for whether she can hold the position of the female monarch.

The males are arranged according to their grades, and the amount corresponding to each one is an astronomical figure. The males may not necessarily ask for the money, but the females must not afford it.Therefore, in the Zerg race, it is never empty words for female insects to say "raise male sons".As a result, marriage proposals with different effects have evolved:

If you are marrying a maid, then say: "Will you marry me?", and if you are marrying a maid, then the correct way to say is: "Will you support me?"

Shelley: ...

It's a bit outrageous!

I can't, I can't!Can't say it! !

What's with this feeling of begging for support?

Why do you feel so ashamed! !

Shelley felt that she had been tossed and turned for a long time by the Zerg proposal to Lei, and finally made up her mind before going to bed: Anyway, this is not the first time that the straight man's morality has been dropped, and I have a little skirt passed through!No matter how shameful a Zerg proposal is, it can be more shameful than a little skirt! !Die and die!Anyway, this is the only time in my life! !

The next day, early in the morning, Shelley hailed a car and went to the jewelry store to pick up the ring.Then I stopped by the store to buy a bunch of products that might be useful and went home.

Claudia and the female father are not at home today. The female father has been looking for shops outside because he has the idea of ​​opening a shop on the first main star recently, so he said hello that he will come back late at night, so that everyone does not have to wait for him.And Claudia is going home to pick up things, so she will come back around evening.

Could there be a more appropriate time than this?there is none left! !

Shelley, who wanted to understand, knew that the opportunity would never come again, so he started to set up the venue early today.He knew that he was not the kind of smart person who was particularly creative, so he decided to propose in the simple way on earth: candlelight dinner + cake to hide the ring.

He moved all the tables and chairs at home, leaving enough space to highlight the table for the candlelight dinner.Then lay a thick red carpet on the ground, and then sprinkle freshly picked rose petals on the ground, and a path paved with flowers is ready.

Shelley hung the small snowflake lights that she had just bought on the living room and the wall in layers, and then covered the table with beautiful tablecloths, red wine, flowers and tableware.A beautiful proposal venue, just like that.

In order to show sincerity, Shelley decided to cook the small cake used to hide the ring by herself, and then it took a lot of effort to pick out a good-looking one from all kinds of failed products. Do some makeup, and then carefully hide the ring inside.

All is ready except for the opportunity.

Shelley was very satisfied with the result of his single-handed arrangement, and now there is only one actor who is missing.He glanced at the clock on the wall and calculated that Claudia should be back, so he started calling to urge her. After getting a clear time to return, Shelley began to wait eagerly.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and Shelley finally got his wish and heard the sound of the key turning and opening the door.

Although it was already evening at this time, the light outside was still very good, but when Claudia opened the door, she found that the whole house was pitch black, as if the windows and curtains were tightly blocked, It will have this completely opaque effect.

The scent of roses floated in the air. Claudia stepped into the door, touched the light switch, and pressed it lightly. In an instant, the golden and yellow snowflake string lights were like a dreamlike dream. Like a light show, the lights are lit up layer by layer, illuminating everything in the room and giving you a panoramic view.

The road paved with red carpets and flowers pointed out the direction for him.At the end of the red carpet is a carefully arranged table and his beloved Xiaoxiongzi.

"You're here."

Shelley's voice was sweet, and her delicate facial features were charming and bright against the light. When those eyes full of affection swept towards him, Clodia almost couldn't resist: "What day is it today? Why is it so grand? .”

"I want to give you a surprise, you are not happy."

"It was quite a surprise."

After Claudia was seated, Shelley pushed a plate of small cakes in front of him and said, "This is a small cake I made with my own hands. You can try it."

Well-arranged candlelight dinner, beautiful flowers, ceremonial red carpet, beautiful little male and the charming atmosphere created by the lights, all of these should be beautiful and ambiguous.But when Claudia looked at the small cake that was put in front of him, which was said to be made by Xiao Xiongzi himself, he fell into a deep silence.

If he remembers correctly, Shelley's cooking skills...

Claudia thought of the dark lump of creation a long time ago, and the taste comparable to poison, as well as the skill of composing chemical weapons in the new era no matter how many times she cooks. What's the matter with the feeling of not being able to speak! !

Shelley was sitting on the other side of the table, resting her chin on her hands, looking at him expectantly. Claudia was a little bit tingly. new taste, so...

Shelley watched Claudia pick up the small cake, and waited full of anticipation for Claudia to find the ring, and then he could make a romantic proposal. In order to achieve this goal, he even cut the small cake into a bite The amount that can be eaten ensures that Claudia can find it in the first time, but why does Claudia swallow it whole without even taking a bite? ! !

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Shelley: ...

Shelley:! ! !

Where's the ring? ! !

Where is my ring? ! !

Where's my engagement ring? ! ! !

I am so big, such a big engagement ring! !

Claudia! !

Give me back my ring! !

Although this ring is for you, it's not for you!

The author has something to say:

I thought I could finish writing the proposal today!

It turned out that I overestimated myself, and I can start the life line after writing the marriage proposal in the next chapter. I hope this book can be completed this month.