Zerg daily life of earth people

There was suffocating silence in the air.

Before today, Claudia imagined for herself many times the scene when she first met her parents. For example, they should meet on a sunny afternoon. He is well-dressed, humorous, and dignified. The etiquette is noble and elegant, he will show his excellence quietly, let the elders see his knowledge and potential, and then offer gifts according to his preferences, inadvertently show financial resources from carefully selected gifts, in order to Prove that he has rich assets, and then express his love with Xiaoxiongzi, and make an oath of eternal love.As long as he behaves properly when meeting his parents for the first time, it will be easy for him to get the approval of his elders.

But the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.All of this was completely ruined today!At this moment, Claudia is desperate. Before today, he was a noble and glamorous elegant nobleman. After today, his image is probably just a sand sculpture fool.Compared with all the efforts in vain, what is more unbearable is the embarrassment of such a social death.

Claudia felt suffocated, and Ino also felt embarrassed, but compared to the thin-skinned young man, Ino's performance would be a little calmer. After realizing that this place is not suitable to stay for a long time, he quickly retreated without saying a word. Go to the door of the room, then close the door immediately, and take the initiative to isolate yourself.

Although Ino had already left, Claudia's whole body was filled with unspeakable sadness. He didn't utter a single choked sound, but that kind of heart-wrenching sadness infected Shelley, and Shelley stretched out her hand to comfort her. He, Claudia, who hated herself to the extreme, could no longer listen to any comfort. He wanted to change the culprit's little skirt, but he didn't have the courage to open the door again. Finally, he rushed to the window, and He pulled open the glass window and jumped down.

"Claudia, don't be too hard on yourself—!"

Shelley wanted to stop him, but saw him open his wings with a "swipe" and fly into the room with the next window.

Shelley, who often forgets that Claudia can fly, thinks he is going to jump off a building: ...

After tidying herself up, Claudia stabilized his elegant gentleman figure again, and then walked out of the room in a graceful manner, as if the female insect that crawled out from under the little male's skirt before was not him.

Shelley also changed his clothes, and quickly followed them, and gathered with them in the living room. At this time, Eno had already made tea and sat on the sofa waiting. He tacitly did not mention the matter just now, as if everything Never happened.

"Father, let me introduce you, this is Claudia, my boyfriend, the one who will marry after graduation."

Shelley carefully observed the face of the female father. Not only Claudia would be worried about meeting the parents this time, but he was also very worried, because for him, the female father is his very important relative. It is his lover who will be with him for a lifetime. He really hopes that the two of them can coexist peacefully. Before that, he was quite confident that the female father would be very satisfied with Claudia, but after the round of social death just now, he It's already a little uncertain, and this famous scene is still caused by him, and he has to bear the blame, so he is even more afraid of letting Claudia face the possible psychological score of the female father alone. Claudia tries to save her image.

So before the female father spoke, Shelley began to chatter about all kinds of favors for the female father, Anri Clodia:

"Father female, do you think he is very handsome! He is still a military female. I remember you were also a military female. Maybe you will have a common language? This is fate, don't you think?" great!"

"Father, Claudia's physique is super good. He is an S-class female insect of the gene series. When the worm state starts to swell, he can tear the mecha by hand!! Do you still remember that I was in Mingguang Star before?" Didn’t I meet a star thief once when I was a child? At that time, it was Claudia who rescued me through untold hardships! You said that this kindness can’t be repaid, should I use my body? May?!"

Eno raised his eyelids, and gave Shelley a meaningful look, as if he was looking at a little piggy who foolishly threw star anise and cinnamon seasoning into the pot, thinking it was a little piggy for boiling his own bath water.

Shelley was unaware of Eno's thoughts, so he continued to give Amway to the female father: "Claudia is a female with a super good personality, she is so good at taking care of me, he is very considerate and gentle to me. It is very comfortable to get along with, I believe that as long as you spend more time with him, you will also like him."

Shelley quietly looked at the face of the female father, but he didn't see any special emotions, and he didn't know whether the female father was satisfied or dissatisfied, so he thought about what kind of female parents like on the optical brain network. The reference answer for entering the door reorganized the language in a very shameful manner: "Did you see his buttocks? It's upturned and big. It's very good for giving birth! After we get married, maybe three years after we get married, you can be a Grandpa! And our genes are so good, the cubs born in the future will definitely grow up very well, and when you go shopping with the cubs, there must be a special row, and everyone will be envious!!"

As soon as the words fell, the self-proclaimed handsome Claudia almost didn't hold back his noble son's avatar, and his expression almost cracked. Ino coughed and swallowed the tea in his mouth with difficulty.

As for the worm whose filter was so thick that it was completely hopeless, Eno decided that if there is any problem, he should ask it himself. A hundred-dollar bill was drawn out and placed in Shelley's palm.

Shelley looked at the female father suspiciously, not understanding what he meant by giving this to himself, so Ino simply didn't play guesswork with him, and his intention to drive him away was very obvious: "I don't think there are enough seasonings in the kitchen. Now, go and make some soy sauce for me, please come back!"

Is this the legendary interstellar version of soy sauce?Shelley's face was dark, and he wanted to say something, but when he saw Claudia winking at him, it seemed that he also wanted to chat with Ino alone. There was no other way, so Shelley obediently agreed to go out to make soy sauce.

But when he walked to the door, Shelley was still very worried and explained to the female father: "Claudia is really a very good female! Don't make things difficult for her."

This kind of arm bends outwards, which is too serious for the eyes. The veins on Yinuo's forehead are throbbing, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore: "Am I a monster? Can I still eat him?! Don't worry." Go make soy sauce, I guarantee that when you come back, I will return you a boyfriend who is intact!!"

Seeing that the female father was about to get angry, Shelley accepted it as soon as he saw it, and immediately responded: "Okay, I'm leaving now!", then put oil on the soles of his feet, and slipped away faster than a rabbit.

The nearest convenience store is not too far from the community, and it takes about ten minutes to walk there. Shelley estimated the time they might spend chatting, so she didn't bother to drive the suspension car, and walked over directly, and then came Once you add the shopping time, half an hour has passed.

When returning home, Shelley quietly observed the scene in the living room, and found that Claudia and the female father seemed to have reached an agreement, and the atmosphere was visibly chatting with the naked eye.

Shelley put the bought soy sauce into the kitchen, then sneaked up to Claudia's side and sat on the sofa side by side with him, listening to their conversation.

At this time, Eno was sharing with Claudia the embarrassing things about Shelley when he was a child: "When Shelley was a child, he couldn't tell the difference between female, subfemale, and male. There is a creature called a woman who bears children."

"He has been clamoring for a sense of ritual in life. He always said that the Mid-Autumn Festival is called the Mid-Autumn Festival every year on the fifteenth day of the eighth lunar month. It is a festival for reunion, so the family should be neat and tidy. I originally planned to wait until he was about to come of age. Yes, think about it later, we were together on August [-]th every year before, so there is no need to make an exception this year, so we came earlier."

"I don't know if you have noticed that Shelley is actually quite picky eater. He loves sweets and hates starworms. Most of his favorite foods are fruits and vegetables and star beasts. He also likes to try various cooking methods. He ate food, but I wasted a lot of thoughts, my culinary skills were tempered by his precious tongue."

Shelley, who thought he could hear some melon: ...

It turned out that the clown was myself!farewell!

Finally, Yinuo said, "It's good if you come, I ordered the ingredients at the supermarket and delivered them later. I'm pretty good at cooking, do you want to try?"

Claudia quickly stood up and said, "Thank you for your kindness. I am honored. In fact, my cooking skills are not bad, and I can help you."

Shelley who just finished making soy sauce: ...

So even though you ordered the supermarket to deliver the goods to your door, why did you ask me to make soy sauce? Why can't you think of a reason to distract me? !fall!

Although I don't know why things turned into cooking, but judging from the current situation, meeting the parents this time should be considered a success? ?

After a while, the staff of the supermarket brought the ingredients over, and Yinuo pulled all the things into the kitchen to tidy up, and then worried that Shelley would be bored waiting outside, so he took a pot of fermented dough to send the two of them away. One to make steamed buns.

Shelley and Claudia divided the dough into small pieces in the restaurant, and kept a small piece for later use. At this time, they were competing to see who made the best steamed buns.

Shelley is a big player who is addicted to cooking. If you ask him to draw, it may be okay. If you ask him to knead a good-looking steamed bun, it will be a bit embarrassing for him. Originally, if he obediently kneaded a round bun with no technical content, he could still watch it. But he wanted to make some novel animal shapes, so the handicap was once comparable to the scene of a car rollover, and the result was quite ecstasy.

Claudia is a talented player. He has been educated by a family since he was a child. You can talk to him about art appreciation, economics and business, or gun riding and shooting with him, but he can only talk about cooking. He said yes, but he couldn’t ask for more details, but he couldn’t hold back because of his good talent, so it’s no problem to hang and beat Shelley, so Shelley watched helplessly as he made various tricks out of the dough, such as little rabbits, piglets, flowers, etc. The hearts are all vivid under his hands, and Shelley is envious of this magical technique.

At this moment, Eno brought out a plate of golden butterfly shrimp fried from the kitchen. Shelley's eyes lit up. Take it."

"No." Shelley withdrew her paws awkwardly, a little lazy, and then, while Ino was back in the kitchen cooking, she winked at Claudia.

Claudia understood and got up to wash her hands and get the tableware. Shelley took advantage of the chaos and swapped his defective works with Claudia's fancy boutiques, so when Claudia came back, she saw her The side full of strange-shaped steamed buns were speechless.

Shelley laughed like a villain: "If you lose, I will punish you."

"What do you want to punish me for?" Claudia asked cooperatively.

"I'll punish you and feed me!" Shelley's voice was sweet, and she looked at him expectantly.

"Okay, I accept the punishment."

Claudia smiled helplessly and dotingly, and Shelley opened his mouth in cooperation like a bird waiting to be fed, so the two of them fed one and ate the other, and the dog food was so arrogant.

When Yinuo came out with another dish, he was almost blinded by the show of affection, so he coughed lightly to remind the two of them: "I said you two are enough, I am a big living person Here, take care of my feelings as a light bulb."

"So, Claudia, don't follow him all the time, be careful that he pushes his feet, and you will be the one to suffer."

"And cub, are you out of hands? You need to be fed when you are so big. Do you need the female father to help you feed it to your mouth?"

Shelley finally realized that he was a little shy. He was worried that the female father would taste bad, so he hurriedly said coquettishly: "Father, father, I love you the most too! What ah!"

After finishing speaking, before the female father could react, he quickly slipped to the bathroom to wash up.He washed his hands in the bathroom, and wasted some time to take a shower. When he came out, there were already several dishes on the dining table, but he didn't see the two of them.

Shelley curiously went into the kitchen, and sure enough, she saw the two females busy in the kitchen.

At this time, under the bright light of the kitchen, the air is filled with the smell of fireworks, the faint blue flame of the gas stove is burning, there is the sound of the spatula waving and frying, and there is the aroma of cooked food. Clodia is surrounded He was cooking in an apron, while Ino stood aside and instructed him how to make Huaxia dishes more delicious.

Somewhere, Shelley has a feeling that he seems to have grasped the tail of happiness.

In this kitchen full of smoke and fire, in such an ordinary and warm daily life, at that moment, he seemed to understand the meaning of home:

A lamp that will be reserved for you no matter how late it is

a steaming bowl of meal

A glass of warm water

have relatives who grew up with you

have a lover who will spend your life with you

it's human fireworks

It is also a paradise on earth

when you have both

I have no regrets in this life.

The author has something to say:

In fact, the story is written here, and it is about to enter the final stage.After writing about ten or so chapters, it is almost the finale. There is only one marriage proposal and life story line left, and then two extra episodes will be enough.

There are too many things to do recently, and I have been too busy, but with the support of my little angel, I think I can still persevere.I love you guys!

By the way, I would like to push the article of Jiyou, the brain hole is quite interesting, if the little angel likes it, you can give it a favorite:

Title: "When the editor of the dog blood text transmigrated into a male insect [Zerg]"

Copywriter:

Huo Qidong, who has created countless popular dramas, received a blade from the 100th viewer, and in the next second, he passed through the Zerg world and became a rare male insect.

The Zerg race is notoriously belligerent in Interstellar. The female insects are fierce and mighty, and they monopolize the military, business, and government one by one. On the contrary, the male insects are protected and weak, and they lie flat at home and eat soft meals.

Huo Qidong called him a good guy.

However, being poor and ambitious, he repeatedly rejected the opportunity of foster care that came to his door.

When he boarded the star network and saw that the top 100 dramas of Zerg were all military documentaries, and there were almost no romance films, he was gearing up to produce the bloody script in one go.

The era of Huo Qidong's hot drama is coming!

The interplanetary web recently exploded.

The reason is that a love drama from the Zerg broke through 120 billion broadcasts once it was broadcast.All races in the interstellar world are curious about what this romance film that changes the characteristics of Zerg killing is like.

It wasn't until the first officer Ise Wilson, known as the "Killing God" in the military documentary, was softened step by step by the male insects in the play, and the ice shell was smashed to reveal the sweet syrup inside, and then a large pot of dog blood was poured on them. face.

Everyone: Help!It's really getting better and better!

Huo Qidong: Only you can't think of it, there is no sadomasochism that I can't shoot.

Stand-in school drama - "Red Rose and White Rose" (the male is a stand-in)

The male of a declining family vs the noble female, the beginning of love is deception.

(Miscellaneous: misunderstanding/serious illness/amnesia)

Shield Royal Palace Fighting——"The Civilian King Runs with the Ball"

The unlucky male vs. the generalissimo's scheming female, he escaped and chased him, and he couldn't fly without wings.

(Miscellaneous: marriage first, love later/husband chasing crematorium)

……

Reminder: Script mixed with reality.Huo Qidong is the protagonist of the TV series!