Zerg daily life of earth people

Fuck!This female insect is so good, what should I do if I can't stand it anymore? !Shelley's face completely turned into a red apple, and his mind was full of indescribable thoughts!At this moment, there were two villains fighting in his mind, tearing his sanity apart from the left to the right.

The demon Shelley on the left said to him: "Don't give in, just do it! Hurry up and eat him, bully him and cry, let him know what to say and what not to say!"

The angel Shelley on the right said to him: "Don't be impulsive! Impulse is the devil! We are in Jinjiang! Jinjiang! Thinking about it is very dangerous. If you dare to rush up, our chapter will be locked! !"

The threat of the lock badge immediately woke Shelley up!He quickly refused: "No, just give me a small cake, no need for other services!"

I have already done this, how can you still refuse?Are you sure you're not kidding me? !Claudia was dumbfounded. He took a step forward in disbelief, and then sat directly on Shelley's lap and said persuasively, "Are you really not wanting other services?"

"No need! Thank you." Shelley refused with a strong desire to survive, but his heart was full of grievances. He didn't really understand the style, but he had to be puzzled:

"You are so heavy! Can you get off my lap? You must have gained weight!"

"I'm not fat!!" Claudia's voice was gnashing her teeth, and she just didn't understand the style and slandered him for gaining weight.So he shook his hand holding the little cake, and the little cake fell directly onto Shelley's clothes.

"Oh, sir, I'm sorry, it's all my fault."

Clodia said sorry words, but looking at her expression and attitude, she didn't mean to be sorry at all.Shelley had a feeling that something was wrong, and intended to run away quickly, but was stopped by Claudia.

"Where are you going, sir?" Claudia asked with gritted teeth, thinking that she could get away with this, it was a beautiful idea.

"Isn't the clothes dirty? I'm going to change."

Shelley was dying to explain, so Claudia smiled a little evil: "My service actually includes changing clothes for you."

"No, no need, I'll do it myself."

Seeing that Claudia was really about to reach out to help him undress, Shelley was so frightened that he wanted to run away, but he still couldn't escape Claudia's claws and was blocked by him on the sofa.

"Claudia, let's stop playing, stop playing COS!! I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't slander you and say you are fat! Please forgive me!!"

Shelley admits defeat very simply, for fear that if he recognizes it too late, his clothes will be stripped, and this chapter will be locked by Jinjiang: "I can change the clothes by myself, I really don't need your help."

"You can come by yourself, but you have to wear this!"

Claudia handed him a small skirt with an unmistakable expression: "Wear a small skirt or let me change your clothes for you, choose one of the two!"

fall!In fact, I don't want to choose both! !Shelley's heart was completely overwhelmed by the row after row of shit. He had no choice but to choose between being locked up when he undressed and wearing a small skirt. Yu chose to wear a small skirt.

Shelley told herself: Straight men get used to this thing once they drop it!The little skirt only has zero or countless times, anyway, he has already worn it once, so why not wear it again?After all, once you are born, you are familiar twice, and you don’t have to worry about it three times or four times, right?

Although he had already made a choice, Shelley felt that he could still struggle for a while: "Why do we have to wear a small skirt? Can we wear other things? Or another day!"

"No!" Claudia rejected him cruelly, so he would not tell Shelley that the reason why he was so persistent in wanting Shelley to wear a skirt was only because he was jealous, and his little male was so good-looking. She wore a skirt for other females to show, but she didn't wear it for him. How could he not be jealous, so he wanted to see it no matter what.

It didn't make any sense, Shelley was also angry, and he found a small sexy skirt from the express delivery that was opened earlier and handed it to him: "You can wear it if you want me to, then you have to wear it too." Show me how to wear it, or you can stay where it is cool for me!"

Claudia, who was assigned to the little skirt, didn't have any resistance at all, she just glanced at him with a half-smile, then picked up the clothes and went back to the room to change, and Shelley was embarrassed to continue She shrugged it off and went back to her room to change clothes.

The dress he took for himself was a tutu skirt with an oversized skirt. Compared with other small skirts with sparse fabrics, such a style with more fabrics can give him a sense of security, but this skirt is really It was a bit too big, a bit bigger than the one I wore when I was shooting commercials, which caused Claudie to change into the skirt, and he hadn't finished wearing it all yet. Finally, it was Claudia who came in His room helped him fasten the straps at the back of his jacket before it was completely done.

Probably because she was also put on a small skirt, Shelley glanced at Claudia, who was wearing a fun little skirt and tied with lace bows on her thighs and wrists. Thinking about it, he asked helplessly: "Look, you are wearing a small skirt, and I am also wearing a small skirt. Aren't we both in danger? What do you think you are trying to do?"

"I'm so happy! After all, this is my exclusive little skirt!" Claudia seems to have changed herself into a demon concubine character again, without the embarrassment of wearing a little skirt at all, but pointing to the bow on her thigh Temptation: "Does it look good? Do you want to dismantle it?"

Did you unwrap it like a present?Thinking about it this way, it seems that I really feel a little ready to move.After all, who would say no to a boyfriend who puts a bow on himself?Right!Besides, this bow is so pretty! !

Shelley got so distracted, he thought of all kinds of popular science Hai'an gave him:

"No matter how indifferent a female is, his body is always warm."

"The whole body of the female insect is full of treasures, and she is tall and has long legs and a good physique."

"The correct way to eat male worm nutrient solution."

"It's nothing to do splits, and the I-shaped balance is fine."

"Precautions for obtaining male nutrient solution."

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Shelley is eager to reach out to the little jiojio who is tempted, his thinking is like a runaway wild horse running wildly, facing the boyfriend who has given him the script of the demon concubine, it is difficult for him to do To sit still, especially when this boyfriend is still bewitching him: "Don't you really try it? Even if you don't do anything, it's very comfortable."

This goddamn rubbish, where is it going?Shelley was dreaming, his mind was full of unspeakable things, and his face was already red enough to explode.The little angel in his mind was chanting a mantra for his incompetent and furious continuous output: hurry like a law, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and the waste is scattered!Look at me Dawei Tianlong! !

In the room at this moment, the atmosphere is charming and ambiguous. It seems that even the air is shy pink bubbles. Just when it seems that the next second will be dry and the fire is out of control, I can only hear the "click" of the door outside. Once, it was the sound of a key turning.

Shelley is a little confused, it is daytime, even if there are thieves who want to break into the empty door, it is not necessary to pick this time period, and the security measures in this community are very good, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible for this to happen!

Claudia naturally heard the voice that Shelley could hear. He glanced at each other and couldn't figure out what was going on, so he asked Shelley, "Who did you assign the key to?"

Shelley shook his head and denied his conjecture: "How could I assign keys to others? There were only three keys to this house at the beginning, one was with me, one was with you, and I hid the last key in the ground. I didn't tell anyone under the mat except the female father..."

Yes, female father! ! !Shelley finally realized what he had done wrong, belatedly. The messages he received before were all delayed text messages! !That is to say, the female father told him that he would arrive in two days, not in two days but today! !

What Shelley could think of, Claudia naturally thought of it. At this time, Claudia couldn't hold back his easy-going personality, although he had been looking forward to meeting the female father of the little male son. They even planned the scenes and topics when they met their parents for the first time, trying to make him feel like old friends at first sight, and feel good about him, wishing to agree to his marriage with Shelley immediately on the spot.But no scene of meeting parents looks like this!

He looked at the sexy little skirt on his body, and then at the solitary space where the male and female are alone, and Shelley wearing the little skirt with a pure and innocent expression on his face. How should I explain this scene of abducting a little male?Is it okay if I say I'm just here to make soy sauce?

Claudia, who wanted to understand her situation, screamed at the groundhog in an instant: Don't come here! !

Claudia was going crazy, and Shelley was not much better at the moment. He heard the sound of the door being opened with a "squeak", the sound of shoes stepping on the floor, and the gentle voice of the female father. call:

"Zai Zai, are you at home? The female father is here!"

Shelley was in a panic, a lot of panic!He wanted to bring his boyfriend to meet his parents, but he didn't intend to let him meet his parents under such circumstances, okay?Thinking about that scene is so suffocating! !what to do?what to do?Gods and Buddhas all over the sky, hallelujah, who can save me!

Seeing that the female father was about to come to the room, Shelley's heart went into his throat. He felt that he couldn't just sit and wait for death, so he quickly scanned the room hoping to find a hiding place, but It's a pity that he didn't find such a place in his room, until he looked down and saw the oversized tutu skirt he was wearing, at that moment he suddenly got the magical effect of the small skirt!

In this situation, there is no extra time for Shelley to think about whether this move is appropriate or not. He lifted up his skirt and dragged Claudia, who had been beaten to death, under his skirt. .

Claudia sensed Shelley's intentions from Shelley's movements, and began to struggle. If it wasn't for the time constraints and the wrong scene, Shelley would have wanted to yell at him: You struggle with P, what time is this, If you still care about this, hide it quickly, you don’t really want to wear this sexy skirt to meet your parents, do you? !Can't we meet the parents in a regular manner?There is really no need to make it so non-mainstream! !

In the end, Claudia was stuffed into the hem of the skirt by Shelley regardless of 21, and they hid it just a second ago, and the footsteps of the female father just walked to the door of the room a second later.

"Father, you are here!" The guilty Shelley quickly greeted the father with a smile, and sincerely hoped that he would not find out about his abnormality. After all, at this moment, he was unable to move around because of the Tibetans in his skirt. He couldn't sit down either, so he could only stand and talk like this.

"you……"

Eno was completely shocked by the shape of Shelley's little skirt. After all, in his impression, his own worm cub's aesthetic preferences were not like this, so what happened during the time he was away?

Out of curiosity, Eno's gaze stayed on the huge tutu skirt, which made Shelley so nervous that the whole person seemed to be suffocated as if being strangled by the neck. There was a pannier inside the skirt, and the original space was quite large. Yes, but when an adult-sized female was hidden in the seemingly large space, the space inside the skirt instantly seemed narrow.Shelley could even feel the burning heat of Claudia's breath on his skin, as well as the temperature transmitted from skin to skin.

"Father, I want to drink water, can you go to the kitchen and pour me a glass of water?"

Shelley no longer cared about how bad this excuse was. He just wanted to distract the female father and let Claudia sneak back into his room to change clothes, and then came out smoothly. See the parents and stop messing around, after all, every time he stays for a while now, he is worried that he will reveal his secrets.

"Oh, okay, then wait for me to get off."

What Eno originally wanted to ask was forcibly interrupted, and he didn't think about why it was so sudden. After all, he was always responsive to Shelley most of the time, and it wasn't a big deal to just pour water, so he didn't think about The sense of disobedience.

The kitchen is far away. As soon as Ino turned to leave, Shelley couldn't wait to lift her skirt and greeted Claudia under the skirt: "The female father is gone, come out quickly!"

Claudia is still in a state of confusion at this time, probably because today's developments are too magical, and he almost doubts his life, but he also understands the reason why this place is not suitable to stay for a long time, so he just pretends Obediently, he crawled out from under the skirt, but before all the others came out, Yinuo, who had just left, went back and said, "Shelley, which of the two cups here is yours?"

Ino, who had just walked to the door and hadn't had time to finish his sentence, saw the scene in the room clearly, and his expression suddenly became indescribable.

Shelley, who was wearing a tutu skirt and was carelessly lifting the hem of her skirt: ...

Clodia, who was crawling out from under Kooko's skirt in a sexy short skirt: ...

Ino who was forced to open: ...

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Probably every parent will have such a moment, the cabbage that has been raised with painstaking efforts runs away with long legs, and the male son who has been raised with so much pains can no longer be kept.

The author has something to say:

Our Claudia has finally completed the achievement of "Ugly Daughter-in-Law Always Sees Her In-Laws", congratulations!

The comment red envelopes for Chapter 75 have been distributed. It took me a long time to finish writing today’s chapter. It’s really not easy!If there is no problem with the next chapter, it will be updated on Sunday.

Well, of course, if there is nutrient solution, please water me generously, I love you!