Zerg daily life of earth people

When Aman came back later, he repeatedly assured Claudia that he just fell in love with Xiao Xiongzi at first sight, and he really had no other thoughts. Although Claudia was still skeptical, she finally officially introduced it to Shelley. he.

"This is my fat boy, Aman, who has been a bad friend since childhood. He comes from the army ant family."

Hearing about the army ants, Shelley became a little more energetic. He had heard of the army ant family, one of the five great families. It is said that the ability of this race is not particularly outstanding. Compared with the other four families, it has neither characteristics nor Not too outstanding, but he can firmly occupy a place in the five great families, mainly because the females of their families are good at giving birth.

To what extent can they be born? In other races, the female insects in other races will have almost three melons and two dates in their lifetime. As long as their family is willing to work hard for a lifetime, it is no problem to give birth to more than ten.

This is the typical quality not enough quantity to make up.After gathering together, they almost gathered together a living army of army ants.That is to say, even if the worms of their family can't occupy a place in the military, they can still have a private armed force to protect the family. Isn't that awesome?

Shelley secretly observed Aman, the living female of the army ant family, wanting to see how they differ from other females, and found that this is a handsome, ordinary female with a bit of a bad boy temperament That's all.

But I don't know if it's his illusion, why does he feel that Aman's facial features are so similar to his?

Shelley fell into deep thought as she looked at it, which was not a good signal in Claudia's eyes. He was a little jealous, thinking that Shelley preferred females like Aman.

So he walked over and turned Shelley's face to look at him again, and then opened his eyes and said nonsense, "He is not good-looking, he is ugly, and he has no sense of beauty at all. If you want to see it, just look at me."

After speaking, he found a 45-degree angle of view towards Shelley, looked at him with affection in his eyes, and finally bent a smile slightly, matching the unique beauty of the Angel family, it was simply a visual shock.

Shelley had a heart attack, what the hell!Are you females so introverted? You have to find an angle even for a smile.

Shelley was afraid that Claudia would continue to be a monster if she didn't get the answer, so she hurriedly coaxed him, "I didn't look at anyone, you'd better look at it."

Claudia was finally satisfied for a moment, and gave Aman a contemptuous look, which made Aman confused.

Later, when Aman suggested to go play with the newly released dungeon together, he didn't object and even invited Shelley to go and have a look together.

"The experience in the dungeon is much higher than that of the little monsters outside. The experience bar of just hitting a mob is several times that of the outside. After beating the boss, there are still good things to get. You just form a team together to gain experience. You don’t need to do the whole paddling.”

Shelley thought of the pleasure of leveling up the experience just now, and was tempted when he heard that the experience in the dungeon was several times that of the outside, and then pretended to think about it, then reservedly agreed.

The location of the copy is not far away, just behind the altar.The three of them went in directly after forming a team.

The name of this new dungeon is "Random Maze". It is a very interesting dungeon, and the way to clear the level is also simple. Walk through the maze, encounter 5 levels at random, and pass the level after completing the level.

And this level is the most interesting point of this dungeon, the level is random.On this level, you may encounter gods who block and kill gods, and Buddhas who block and kill Buddhas in the world, or you may encounter sloths who ignore you and just want to sleep.

Previously, Shelley wanted to search for a game strategy online, but found that this game is really hard to beat, and whether the dungeon is good or not depends entirely on your luck.There are already hundreds of levels encountered on the Internet, and they are even increasing every day. The majority of netizens wonder if the game company has pulled in all the NPCs and bosses in the entire "Cosmic Star Wars" to make soy sauce.

Anyway, no matter what the netizens think, the game should be played as it should be, and the dungeon should still be popular.Everyone worked hard to step on the pit, and contributed a luminous waste heat to the latecomers.

And now the Shelley trio has entered the maze and reached the first level: cat dancing.

This was originally the most popular level for rewarding points, as long as someone in the team jumps a basic stage for the cat. Unexpectedly, when Shelley saw the cat, he couldn't walk, and wanted to touch it very much.

The cat is a fat orange, dressed in very similar to the pirate costume on the earth, while meowing cutely, at the same time ferociously calling itself the cat's owner, clamoring that no one will leave unless it dances to please it.

Shelley was very fond of seeing the smooth and fluffy body, and Claudia directly helped to bring the helpless cat owner over.

Squeezing the cat's paws and rubbing her belly, Shelley was satisfied with stroking the cat, but Fat Orange was blown away.

Cat owner: "Stupid shit shoveling officers, you have successfully angered me, the basic dance can no longer let you pass the level, now you can only open the pole dancing in hell mode."

Shelley was still in a daze and didn't know what pole dancing in hell mode was, but Aman immediately said that he couldn't do it, and whoever caused the mess would clean it up.

Clodia looked left and right, and finally resigned himself to it. He changed into dance clothes as requested by the cat owner, played exciting music, and then performed a pole dance of the Zerg's difficult version.

The dance moves are absolutely hell-level difficulty. There is also a steel pipe for dancing in the middle of the stage, but the effect is also awesome. Clodia is simply soaked in hormones, and she exudes that damn charm .

Shelley's face turned red, he turned his head away in embarrassment and dared not look at it, and at the same time he turned his face to take a peek. He finally understood why some earth nerds, whose true love is a girl, dare to call their husband even when they see a handsome guy with a good face. state of mind.

Because there was a moment when Shelley felt that this female was fine with me, very sperm-like.

The first level was finally passed without any danger, and they came to the second level: swimming with Pikachu.

Hearing the name of this level, Shelley felt bad for a while, and the requirements for clearing the level were so weird. When the NPC who called himself Master Pikachu said that he liked swimming since he was a child, but because he often leaked electricity from time to time, no friends were willing to swim with him. , as long as the visitor accompany it to swim for a certain distance, it will pass the level.

Shelley looked at this section of the waterway that required swimming to cross, and knew that none of the three of them could escape, and began to retreat in his heart.

Being electrocuted by Pikachu who was leaking electricity while swimming, it was very refreshing to think about it.

Others seem to push and push mobs to pass the level. Why are the levels they pass so strange.

In the end, it was Aman who comforted her with the words "It's all here", and Shelley thought that the next level would not be so weird.So the three of them swam through the second level with a voltage of [-] volts while enjoying themselves.

After seeing the third level: helping Erha find something, Shelley found that his flag was set too early.

An Erha told them with a silly face that it tore down the house, and then wanted to find the lost things, but he didn't know where it was hidden, so he asked the visitor to help him find it. Cleared.Then draw a scope and item list for them to find things.

Shelley took over the list of items with a speechless face. They were all routine things. He thought this was just an ordinary level of finding objects, but he was immediately slapped in the face by reality.

So Erha is such a species that can hide things?

In the refrigerator, get list item X1

In the toilet, get list item X2

Under the floor tiles, get list item X3

Water pipes, get list item X4

Inside the TV, get list item X5

……

I doubt my life when I find things. The Shelley Three Worm Group dismantled the divisions more thoroughly than Erha. They couldn’t find the last old mobile phone on the list. My mentality almost collapsed. I really doubt whether there is such a thing at all. thing.

After Aman completely shattered the divided land and still couldn't find the mobile phone, the three insects group discussed about quitting the dungeon to refresh and start again, and an accident happened.

"Dinglingling~~" A crisp and pleasant cell phone ringing rang from Erha's stomach.

Erha, who had a silly face before, shyly lowered his noble head in front of the Three Zombies, and then said shyly, "Ah! You guys discovered it. I just found out too."

"Now that you have passed the level, let me show you the way and take you out of this section of the maze."

The three-worm group whose mentality was completely collapsed just now: If this stupid Erha is killed now, will this level reset the process of finding things again?

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The author has something to say:

When I wrote the previous chapter, there was a bit of phrasal error. I posted it without noticing it. When I read it later, I realized that the character Aman was just a foreshadowing. , so I just pulled him out to have a soy sauce, so familiar.

Today is also a day of holding landmines, flowers, nutrient solution pain and happy code update.