Zerg daily life of earth people

After a week of intensive tutoring, Shelley found that he had pushed himself too hard and urgently needed a relaxation that combined work and rest.

So he put on the game helmet of "Cosmic Star Wars".After logging in to the game, the sea of ​​sunflowers that I saw before was still all I could see.Shelley thought about it, logged in to the game several times, but it seems that he hasn't been to many places, which is really a pity.

He turned around and walked up the path behind him. As he walked, he suddenly saw a map, as if he had suddenly changed to a map, with a clear blue sky, endless grassland, and the green grass was dotted with white wild flowers.

Shelley squatted down and picked a wild flower for a closer look. It looked very much like Ji Xiaoju on the earth. He picked a few flowers to weave a wreath just like that.

There was a sound of "da da da" horseshoes on the grass, and Shelley knew that it was Claudia who came to him without looking up. When he finished making the wreath and stood up, Claudia had already come to him and sent a message to him. Invited to ride with him.

"Is it an honor to invite you to visit the prairie together?"

Today, Claudia is still wearing the silver-white full-level knight outfit, but the mount has been replaced by a white unicorn from the dark nightmare horse before, which makes his image even more flamboyant.

Shelley clasped the wreath on Claudia's head directly, instead of the imaginary image of King Kong Barbie Ray, it was a bit like a Greek goddess of beauty.

A little disappointed, Shelley thought that as long as she looks good, she can do whatever she wants.

"I don't want to see the scenery today, I want to fight monsters and upgrade." He asked, "My game level is too low, it's inconvenient to do anything."

Claudia looked at his humble game level and nodded in agreement, "That's fine, come up, I'll show you what it means to be led by a king."

Shelley satisfactorily agreed to the invitation, got on the unicorn together, and left the grassland for the high-level map.

When arriving at the place, Shelley looked around and found that it was an open-air altar hidden in the depths of the forest.

The altar was surrounded by murderous bear guards. Shelley used the game panel to investigate, and all of them were unfriendly red names.

Confirmed the eyes, this is not something I can resist.This time, without anyone reminding Shelley, he hurriedly formed a team to prepare for the experience, and then patted Claudia on the shoulder to signal him to work.

Claudia found a branch and put Shelley on it, made sure the place was safe to prevent him from being affected by monsters later, then brushed up her hair and took a very coquettish position to drive monsters and kill all directions, the whole process Like a peacock with its tail open, it is so ostentatious.

Shelley looked at the rising experience bar on the game panel, and the rapidly rising level as if riding a rocket, and his mind was relieved.

But he hadn't been happy for a long time, and then came a spoiler.

"Claudia, where have you been for a while now, I can't find you anywhere, let's have a fight."

Red hair, flying eyebrows, handsome face, and a female insect wearing a full-level black magic outfit galloping here on a flying horse, no matter how you look at it, it's rebellious.

Claudia saw who it was, her face turned black.He also didn't care about being handsome in front of Xiao Xiongzi, so he lifted the sword up and crackled, just to give him a fat beating.

The female worm was also happy to accept the move, so she fought back and forth for a long time until she saw Shelley on the tree.

"Huh? There is Xiaoxiongzi." He jumped on the branch and introduced himself to Shelley, "Hello, my name is Aman. You are so cute, can I know you?"

Do you females like to hit straight balls so much?The black line on Shelley's face.

And Claudia, who heard Aman's self-introduction, quit. He was like a beast whose territory had been violated, furious and wanted to chop Aman into pieces.

The angry Claudia's fight was really overwhelming, and Aman began to beg for mercy, "I'm just introducing myself, why are you so deadly?"

"As for." Claudia's face was stinky, and she showed no mercy to him who had been beaten since she was a child, "Fire prevention, theft prevention and female bug prevention."

Shelley, who heard this, was almost stunned by Lei.Although this sounds like the "fire, theft, and girlfriend protection" on the earth at first glance, it is an upgraded version of the Zerg.

The reason is the Tucao post on the Zerg Optical Brain Network: "Today is the first day I register for the female master. I took the male master to my good friend's party. After one night, my good friend became the same male master as me." good friend. "

Then there were netizens who refused to admit defeat, and posted their wonderful posts one after another: "Today is the first day I register as a female monarch. I took the male protagonist to my female brother's dinner party. After one night, my female brother became and I am the female brother of the same hero. "

"Today is the first day I register as a female lord. My subordinates came to celebrate my wedding. After one night, my subordinates became subordinates of the same male lord as me. "

……

This goddamn "overnight" instantly turns any living female insect into a high-risk species, and thus evolved into the Zerg's famous "fireproof, anti-theft and anti-female insect".

"I'm not, I didn't, you misunderstood me." Aman explained eagerly, "I just took a look at him and felt very close, and hit it off right away, just like a long-lost brother."

In the eyes of Shelley from the perspective of the people on earth: like a long-lost brother = a kind and blood-related relative brother = this female has no idea about him and is safe.

From the perspective of the Clodia Zerg female: like a long-lost brother = he wants to share the same household registration with my little male = this is the female in the "fireproof, anti-theft and anti-female" = this is the kind of need The goblin who was beaten to death.

Claudia, who figured it out, immediately attacked more violently, and the firepower became more ferocious.

A-man jumped up and down like a sky monkey that couldn't stand upright, and finally landed on a branch to catch his breath, but he still looked at Shelley unwillingly and said, "To be honest, I think we knew each other before, Did we meet somewhere?"

Do you take yourself as Jia Baoyu, or me as Lin Daiyu, have you met before?In a dream?

Seeing Claudia who was about to run away under the tree, Shelley mourned for a second to the female worm in front of him, thinking it would be better to end this farce earlier, he immediately took out a scroll of instant thousand miles from the game backpack, Stick it directly on Aman's body, and then see Aman transform into a white light across the sky and disappear.

Hehe, don't thank me too much, brother.

The author has something to say:

Aman who was teleported into the lava of the crater: I thank you for your leg! !

Today is another day in the small theater, the social animal is too tiring, I really want to ask for leave to rest, but after thinking about the little angel yesterday who gave me a lot of flowers and nutrient solution to encourage me, I can only update obediently in an instant I'm so tired, I have to type passionately at the same time, I really feel that I have lived a very happy life, and I can do such a sour thing.

Love you, little angels.